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#15526
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Mobius_118 wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

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Doorman: I'm sorry, sir. But you'll have to leave your quarian servant outside.

Tali: I'm his date, you bosh'tet!

Doorman:  Oh, in that case, this establishment doesn't rent by the hour so--

Shepard:  *paragon interrupt:  SHEPARD PUNCH!*


It's no longer a pargon interrupt. It's a paramore interrupt. It'll still be the Shepard Punch.


That clown should be glad Shep didn't bring his gun...

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Someone write Tali's reaction to her first clown.

#15528
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Phil725 wrote...

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Nurse Tali.

lol.That Liara pic made me laugh.


Dem feet :wub:

Hah, yes. I was thinking the same thing.:P

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mrsph wrote...

Someone write Tali's reaction to her first clown.

Tali:  Oh, Keelah!  How is that supposed to make children do anything but cry?

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Faded myth:



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NuclearBuddha wrote...

mrsph wrote...

Someone write Tali's reaction to her first clown.

Tali:  Oh, Keelah!  How is that supposed to make children do anything but cry?


Shepard: You see, Tali. Humans secretly hate their children and try and traumatize them as much as possible.

#15532
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mrsph wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

mrsph wrote...

Someone write Tali's reaction to her first clown.

Tali:  Oh, Keelah!  How is that supposed to make children do anything but cry?


Shepard: You see, Tali. Humans secretly hate their children and try and traumatize them as much as possible.


Whenever I asked my dad why he had kids, he answered, "To do chores for me" :V

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Nearly 20 pictures of Garrus bromance (including Tali!

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As the clown finished with it's third balloon animal he said “Look everyone, a lion.”

Tali looked at John saying if your not going to stop this I will. Moving quickly to the balloons Tali's knife quickly sliced the air and them along with it then turning to the clown she said "If you desecrate the memories of my ancestors one more time this knife will let YOUR air out."

Modifié par Calinstel, 08 août 2010 - 01:07 .


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Gentlemen.

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Lividity Jones wrote...

Gentlemen.

Lividity....

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Runescapeguy9 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Gentlemen.

Lividity....

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Every time I see this image, I get the sense that Tali is looking down her nose at something disdainfully.

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Lividity Jones wrote...

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Gentlemen.

Lividity....


Every time I see this image, I get the sense that Tali is looking down her nose at something disdainfully.

Hm. I had not noticed.
Noted.

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Lividity Jones wrote...

Every time I see this image, I get the sense that Tali is looking down her nose at something disdainfully.

She went into Zaeed's quarters to put something in the trash compacter and saw him cuddled in bed with Jessie.

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phonypapercut wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Every time I see this image, I get the sense that Tali is looking down her nose at something disdainfully.

She went into Zaeed's quarters to put something in the trash compacter and saw him cuddled in bed with Jessie.


Yeah... That sounds about right...

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Look at all the people Tali has to put up with in Engineering.



It would drive a lesser person insane.

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Calinstel wrote...
As the clown finished with it's third balloon animal he said “Look everyone, a lion.”

Tali looked at John saying if your not going to stop this I will. Moving quickly to the balloons Tali's knife quickly sliced the air and them along with it then turning to the clown she said "If you desecrate the memories of my ancestors one more time this knife will let YOUR air out."

That's some Taligade.

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mrsph wrote...

Look at all the people Tali has to put up with in Engineering.

It would drive a lesser person insane.


I still like that one idea that was tossed around about Tali casually informing everyone there that Engineering was her deck and to not **** with her.

#15544
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mrsph wrote...

Look at all the people Tali has to put up with in Engineering.

It would drive a lesser person insane.


I'm only one mahn.

#15545
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Haven't seen this one in awhile... Repostan!


*Tali stands in the bathroom of the Captain's Cabin, running a toothbrush along her teeth, irritated at the chore she had lived without her suited life. Leaning forward and examining her gums, Tali can see the sensitive flesh bleeding.*

Tali: Bosh'tet...

*Tali sees Shepard enter the bathroom, coming up behind her to look in the mirror.*

Shepard: Problem?

*Tali grunts in frustration.*

Tali: I don't know how... I just end up hurting myself...

*Shepard smiles as his hand drifts to her, his five fingers overlapping her three as he guides the brush into her mouth, moving it slowly and gently across the surface of her teeth.*

Shepard: For someone as cleanly as you...

*Tali's silver eyes glare at Shepard.*

Shepard: Right. Sorry.

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I still like that one idea that was tossed around about Tali casually informing everyone there that Engineering was her deck and to not **** with her.


Years from now Zaeed will be telling a story about some crazy guddamn quarian that once made a krogan back down by glaring at it.

Then something about how he made out like a guddamn bandit.

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Titanium Man wrote...


Interesting....

Finding Grand Escapades to be refreshingly funny.  Mass Effect is a heavy series.  Good to see you stuff a little hilarity into it.

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mrsph wrote...

Doorman: I'm sorry, sir. But you'll have to leave your quarian servant outside.

Tali: I'm his date, you bosh'tet!


Shepard goes in, tips everyone extravagantly, then departs.

He tips the doorman with a piece of used chewing gum in a foil wrapper.

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RedTracer7 wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...


Interesting....

Finding Grand Escapades to be refreshingly funny.  Mass Effect is a heavy series.  Good to see you stuff a little hilarity into it.


Thank ye kindly, good sir!  You have excited my happy spot.

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Oh, please. Outside of a few depressing moments, Mass Effect has hilarious comic relief.



Like Jacob's romance.