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[Someone With Mass]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Xen on the Council? Aw hell naw...

I'd take her over the suit-wetter...

[Gust4v]

[Zuranamee]

TTTX wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

Xen on the Council? Aw hell naw...

her on the Council? no just no

We support Councillor Xen.

[uhdnrt]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Exactly.

He would, with but a single line of dialogue, remove all doubt caused by Harbinger's ineptitude.

You know it to be true.

[Kikaimegami]

Lividity Jones wrote...

TTTX wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

Xen on the Council? Aw hell naw...

her on the Council? no just no

Imagine the banter!

Glorious!

I'd feel much safer if she weren't, however.

[Megumeru]

mrsph wrote...

Tali: Shepard, normally I don't like to criticize...but an all krogan council? Really!?

You know that Krogans like to measure up their allies, right? By test of brute strength?

[TTTX]

mrsph wrote...

Tali: Shepard, normally I don't like to criticize...but an all krogan council? Really!?

I surport an all specis council.

not just one or three or four no all should have a coucil seat.

[Someone With Mass]

Gust4v wrote...

So much red, she'll make you dead.

[Kikaimegami]

Zuranamee wrote...

We support Councillor Xen.

Are you out of your mind? Have you flipped your bits?

[RiptideX1090]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Xen on the Council? Aw hell naw...

Just saying, it could be funny as hell.

New Citadel species: Hi! I'm new! Can we be friends?

Wrex: Kill it.

Xen: Enslave it.

Udina: There could be serious politcal ramifications!

*Xen and Wrex glare at him*

Udina: Fine. Kill it, then enslave what's left...

*Xen and Wrex do a happy dance*

New Citadel Species: But... friendship... responsibility... acceptance...

Wrex: Yeah, that's the old Council. Bunch of pansies.

Xen: I find this new Council far more tasteful. We have bigger explosions. Very pretty.

Udina: I miss the days of political ****storms. Now it's just good old, regular ****storms. With grenades. I don't paid enough for this.

*Wrex glares at him*

Udina: Right. *Headbutts a wall and knocks himself out, knowing it's less painful that a Wrex Headbutt*

[uhdnrt]

mrsph wrote...

Joker: You know, Commander. It is really annoying that the only girl on the Normandy who also loves ships as much as me is also dating my commanding officer.

Shepard: Getting a little bored with EDI, Joker?
Joker: Etu, Commander?

[Kikaimegami]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Udina: Right. *Headbutts a wall and knocks himself out, knowing it's less painful that a Wrex Headbutt*

I'd pay good money to see this.

[Zuranamee]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Zuranamee wrote...

We support Councillor Xen.

Are you out of your mind? Have you flipped your bits?

We are a political interface unit. We were designed to push for peace, and to secure power for the Geth and the Quarians. Xen is the best choice, provided we can negotiate an alliance with her.

[Lividity Jones]

uhdnrt wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Exactly.

He would, with but a single line of dialogue, remove all doubt caused by Harbinger's ineptitude.

You know it to be true.

God... He's so creepy... In a good way...

Tim Curry Reaper for ME3.

[Savakka1]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Just saying, it could be funny as hell.

New Citadel species: Hi! I'm new! Can we be friends?

Wrex: Kill it.

Xen: Enslave it.

Udina: There could be serious politcal ramifications!

*Xen and Wrex glare at him*

Udina: Fine. Kill it, then enslave what's left...

*Xen and Wrex do a happy dance*

New Citadel Species: But... friendship... responsibility... acceptance...

Wrex: Yeah, that's the old Council. Bunch of pansies.

Xen: I find this new Council far more tasteful. We have bigger explosions. Very pretty.

Udina: I miss the days of political ****storms. Now it's just good old, regular ****storms. With grenades. I don't paid enough for this.

*Wrex glares at him*

Udina: Right. *Headbutts a wall and knocks himself out, knowing it's less painful that a Wrex Headbutt*

Doesn't actually seem that different from the old Council.

[Mazder]

Time for me to leave...Keelah Se'lai!

[Kikaimegami]

Zuranamee wrote...

We are a political interface unit. We were designed to push for peace, and to secure power for the Geth and the Quarians. Xen is the best choice, provided we can negotiate an alliance with her.

what is this i dont even

[TTTX]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Zuranamee wrote...

We support Councillor Xen.

Are you out of your mind? Have you flipped your bits?

I think he has a virus that and he is brainwashed by Xen.

[Megumeru]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Zuranamee wrote...

We support Councillor Xen.

Are you out of your mind? Have you flipped your bits?

Hmm...PEACE THROUGH POWER...

...
...
...I think not.

[Kira Shepard]

MOST RECENT VERSION.
xxx
To the Members of the Citadel Council,

Hello. We are Anonymous.

Over the years, we have been watching you. Your campaigns of misinformation; suppression of dissent; your litigious nature, all of these things have caught our eye.

With your decision to reject Commander Shepard’s claims of the Reapers despite heavy evidence to the contrary of your statements, the extent of your malign influence over those who trust you, who call you leaders, has been made clear to us.

Anonymous has therefore decided that your organization should be destroyed. For the good of your followers, for the good of all sentient life and for our own enjoyment, we shall expel you from the galactic community and systematically dismantle the Citadel Council in its present form.

We acknowledge you as a serious opponent, and we are prepared for a long, long campaign. You will not prevail forever against the angry masses of the body politic. Your methods, your hypocrisy, and the artlessness of your organization have sounded its death knell.

Let it be clearly known among your members that we are aware of your actions. Your political beliefs of democracy are not in question, we do not oppose them. However, your enforcement of political practices is despicable. Should your members be indoctrinated enough to believe that what you have become is normal, so be it.

The cause of our aggression is not because we want to take over your section of the galaxy and subvert your political beliefs into a totalitarian regime. To the contrary, we believe firmly in the concept of democratic rule of which the citadel council was founded upon. However, you, the members of this now elitist organization, should be aware of the reasons for which we attack your government.

We attack because your organization is attempting to subvert freedom of speech. We attack because of your use of the media to mislead the populace about the nature of The Reapers. We attack because of your abuse and discrimination against the quarian people.

We attack because of the criminal activities of your Specters. We attack because of your allowance of the use of genocidal force against the Rachni species and uplifting of the krogan before they were ready for such responsibility. We attack you for the subsequent use of the Genophage Bio-Weapon against the krogan when their population exploded as a result of populating safer worlds.

We attack on behalf of the Krogan clans, the Rachni, the quarians of the Migrant Fleet and others, all whom have either had their lives ruined or have lost their lives because of your refusal to act against the established status quo...

The Citadel Council has committed hundreds of documented crimes, either by their own direct actions or by those under their direct control.
They have gone unpunished for decades due to their scare tactics and political power.

We will not be deterred from this path of action. We cannot be bullied. We cannot be bought. We cannot be negotiated with. And we will not stop until the Council has stepped down and answered for their crimes. However, we predict this will never happen and as such we are prepared to work towards the goal of eradicating the government in place and replacing it with a republic that represents all races equally.

It is time the hammer of justice is brought upon them.

We will wield that hammer.

Expect us.
xxx
Anonymous is just a working title for the group. I'll change it when I find a name I like.

[Lividity Jones]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

Xen on the Council? Aw hell naw...

Just saying, it could be funny as hell.

New Citadel species: Hi! I'm new! Can we be friends?

Wrex: Kill it.

Xen: Enslave it.

Udina: There could be serious politcal ramifications!

*Xen and Wrex glare at him*

Udina: Fine. Kill it, then enslave what's left...

*Xen and Wrex do a happy dance*

New Citadel Species: But... friendship... responsibility... acceptance...

Wrex: Yeah, that's the old Council. Bunch of pansies.

Xen: I find this new Council far more tasteful. We have bigger explosions. Very pretty.

Udina: I miss the days of political ****storms. Now it's just good old, regular ****storms. With grenades. I don't paid enough for this.

*Wrex glares at him*

Udina: Right. *Headbutts a wall and knocks himself out, knowing it's less painful that a Wrex Headbutt*

Politics just got so much easier.

[Zuranamee]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Zuranamee wrote...

We are a political interface unit. We were designed to push for peace, and to secure power for the Geth and the Quarians. Xen is the best choice, provided we can negotiate an alliance with her.

what is this i dont even

In time you will realise, we have made great strides in the Geth/Quarian alliance. Xen is more... Accepting than you think.

[RiptideX1090]

Savakka1 wrote...


Doesn't actually seem that different from the old Council.

The old council was NEVER this awesome.