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[Kikaimegami]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Azint wrote...

Velarn: Do you have another report of yourself destroying an enclave of mercenaries? Or are you just calling to make a nother mockery of me?

Wrex: Don't speak to Shepard like that, welp. He pulled your sorry self out of a fire you couldn't see because you had your head up your ass on three cases.

Xen: Indeed, Commander?

Sheaprd: Nah, I just wanted to see you guys do something funny to Velarn again.

Velarn: *sighs* I swear that's the only reason you kept me on the Council... smoke? What is this? By the spirits! FIRE FIRE! I'M ON FIRE!

Xen: Is this satisfactory?

Wrex: *chuckles* Shepard.

Shepard: Wrex.

Awesome.

Get bored? Head down to the Briefing Room and patch through the Council for a quick laugh.

Make it a minigame.

EDIT: I have some kind of top of the page posting karma...



(yes, I'm just picking random screenshots from my archive)

Modifié par Kikaimegami, 08 août 2010 - 09:03 .

[TTTX]

Kikaimegami wrote...

TTTX wrote...

Legion: We Legion Prime suggest that Velarn is going to be a victim of death by gunshot. 

Legion Prime?

Hot damn, I support this for ME3!

Maybe that'll keep him from dying from being shot in the face (flashlight?) when popping out of cover at the wrong moment in Insanity mode <_<

I like Optimus Prime so it would be fitting for Legion to be named Legion Prime since he's the smartes geth around.

[Azint]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Awesome.

Get bored? Head down to the Briefing Room and patch through the Council for a quick laugh.

Make it a minigame.

Well then, I would never get anything done.

[Someone With Mass]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Legion Prime?

Hot damn, I support this for ME3!

Maybe that'll keep him from dying from being shot in the face (flashlight?) when popping out of cover at the wrong moment in Insanity mode <_<

Hell, he could take care of the Collectors all by himself if he was in a Prime platform.

Widow? Pfff. Try siege pulses...

[Kikaimegami]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Hell, he could take care of the Collectors all by himself if he was in a Prime platform.

Widow? Pfff. Try siege pulses...

Mako? Hammerhead? Pffffffff screw that. We're going to ride Legion around the planet's surface (because lord knows he can climb stuff and has decent shields).

[NuclearBuddha]

N7 Warrior wrote...
You can always trust Legion to defend Tali's honour.

When he's not threatening to make the quarians answer for their crimes, that is.

[RiptideX1090]

Kikaimegami wrote...

michaelrsa wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

Wait, so we have Daro'Xen, Legion, Wrex, and Udina all on the same Council?

God, it's like some kind of dysfunctional family...

Legion I can understand because as a machine he wouldn't let emotion get in the way of his judgements. Udina makes sense because as big of a dick he is he is still a good politician and could maintain galactic stability.


The other two would destroy galactic stability.

Nah, I could see some Xen/Legion conflict rocking in that Council.

Xen: Rewrite.

Legion: Destruction.

Xen: Rewrite!

Legion: Destruction!

Wrex: Get a room, you two.

Xen:...

Legion:...

Wrex:...

Legion: Consensus achieved. Complience furthers mutual political cohesion.

Xen: Let me get my power tools...

Wrex: Kinky.

Udina: *Head desk* This is just wrong...

Kikai Shepard: *Grabs Widow* Don't even think about it, creeper.

[Kikaimegami]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Xen: Rewrite.

Legion: Destruction.

Xen: Rewrite!

Legion: Destruction!

Wrex: Get a room, you two.

Xen:...

Legion:...

Wrex:...

Legion: Consensus achieved. Complience furthers mutual political cohesion.

Xen: Let me get my power tools...

Wrex: Kinky.

Udina: *Head desk* This is just wrong...

Kikai Shepard: *Grabs Widow* Don't even think about it, creeper.

Kikai approves of this minific.

[Purification-]

Greetings, gentlemen.

[RevanKun123]

Kira Shepard wrote...

RevanKun123 wrote...

Greetings once again everyone.

When I posted Chapter Six of "Snow white Mass effect 2 version" -

( http://social.biowar...1528/blog/7989/   here if you want to read it.)

-I was wondering if it was possible to put my parody with the others fanfictions in the first post of this thread (since the pairing is Shepard x Tali.) so I could stop to annoy people to read it when I post a new chapter.

If it's not possible , then let's do as if I didn't said anything and All hail to Tali.

REVAN!

Your enthusiasm is appreciated, exaggerated but appreciated.

[Kikaimegami]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

N7 Warrior wrote...
You can always trust Legion to defend Tali's honour.

When he's not threatening to make the quarians answer for their crimes, that is.

Nah, Shepard yelled at them. Everyone is cool now.

[Azint]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Kikai Shepard: *Grabs Widow* Don't even think about it, creeper.

I support Kikai/Xen confrontation for ME3.

[FsDxRAGE]

So Tali just said something that rivals the cuteness of "chickenpox."

I almost died from a heart attack

[TTTX]

so Tali who is she? I can't remember



so back to topic.

[Someone With Mass]

Kikaimegami wrote...

Mako? Hammerhead? Pffffffff screw that. We're going to ride Legion around the planet's surface (because lord knows he can climb stuff and has decent shields).

Would be a little difficult for him to live in the AI Core, though.

Let him roam free down in the cargo hold instead.

Seeing Tali riding on Legion Prime's back while shooting at other geth with her geth plasma shotgun (geth on geth action, lol) would be so awesome.

[Zuranamee]

Purification- wrote...

Greetings, gentlemen.

Greetings Purification-collector.

[Mobius_118]

FsDxRAGE wrote...

So Tali just said something that rivals the cuteness of "chickenpox."
I almost died from a heart attack

What'd she say? Bolster? Interesting?

[Kikaimegami]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

Mako? Hammerhead? Pffffffff screw that. We're going to ride Legion around the planet's surface (because lord knows he can climb stuff and has decent shields).

Would be a little difficult for him to live in the AI Core, though.

Let him roam free down in the cargo hold instead.

Seeing Tali riding on Legion Prime's back while shooting at other geth with her geth plasma shotgun (geth on geth action, lol) would be so awesome.

My brain just shivered from the mental image of how awesome this would be.

[Purification-]

Zuranamee wrote...

Purification- wrote...

Greetings, gentlemen.

Greetings Purification-collector.

What's up for today, Z?

[NuclearBuddha]

Azint wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...
Kikai Shepard: *Grabs Widow* Don't even think about it, creeper.

I support Kikai/Xen confrontation for ME3.

Me too.  No matter who loses, I win.

[Kikaimegami]

Azint wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Kikai Shepard: *Grabs Widow* Don't even think about it, creeper.

I support Kikai/Xen confrontation for ME3.

*maniacal grin*

[Zuranamee]

Purification- wrote...

Zuranamee wrote...

Purification- wrote...

Greetings, gentlemen.

Greetings Purification-collector.

What's up for today, Z?

The best council ever. Ask Azint.