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[SpaceBuscuit]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Important question.

Who's the usher?

The person greeting the guests?

Jacob.

Maybe Korris.

They'll have to wear funny hats and lavender, you know, to match the colors.

Also, Garrus as best man. Don't know who to do for Tali's Maid of Honor though... Wait. Kasumi. YES. It's perfect.

Yes, Garrus would be the ultimate best man. And imagine the bachelor party he would throw.

[Water Dumple]

Titanium Man wrote...

mrsph wrote...

Terra Firma will probably protest it.

It's like that one church.  Just ignore them and move on with it.

Westboro Baptist Church?

[nitefyre410]

MadCat221 wrote...

mrsph wrote...

Terra Firma will probably protest it.

Silly Terra Firma, your protests willn harm me!  Do you know who the f#$@ I am?  I'm Commander Shepard, B&#$@!

 

you sir have made my night... bravo sir, bravo sir 

[Arhka]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Important question.

Who's the usher?

The person greeting the guests?

Jacob.

Maybe Korris.

They'll have to wear funny hats and lavender, you know, to match the colors.

Also, Garrus as best man. Don't know who to do for Tali's Maid of Honor though... Wait. Kasumi. YES. It's perfect.

What next, Grunt as ring-bearer? 

[RiptideX1090]

mrsph wrote...

Terra Firma will probably protest it.

Terra Firma is free to try.

They will proceed to utterly devastated by Shepard. The entire ****ing organization. Dead.

You think I'm kidding?

Shepard, Garrus, Thane, and Jack. I swear to god, there will be a ****ing ****storm unlike anything the Reapers themselves could ever dream up.

**** will die. A lot. EVERY. SINGLE. MEMBER. IN THE GALAXY.

I'd do it. I'm not even kidding.

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

Important question.

Who's the usher?

The person greeting the guests?

Jacob.

Maybe Korris.

They'll have to wear funny hats and lavender, you know, to match the colors.

Also, Garrus as best man. Don't know who to do for Tali's Maid of Honor though... Wait. Kasumi. YES. It's perfect.

I approve muchly.

I just got an image in my head as Jack being the most kick-ass flower girl in recorded history.

[RiptideX1090]

RedTracer7 wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

mrsph wrote...

Terra Firma will probably protest it.

It's like that one church.  Just ignore them and move on with it.

See... I like Terra Firma.  I thought their representation in that ME1 quest, even if you don't side with them, made them out to be upstanding individuals.  They're just looking out for humanity.

Like Cerberus, there are some who truely believe this.

But that's like saying there are good members of the KKK. In the end, their message is not a good one, and it only does more harm than good.

[abatista]

SpaceBuscuit wrote...

Yes, Garrus would be the ultimate best man. And imagine the bachelor party he would throw.

I can't decide if that would be hilarious or depressing...

[RedTracer7]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

mrsph wrote...

Terra Firma will probably protest it.

Terra Firma is free to try.

They will proceed to utterly devastated by Shepard. The entire ****ing organization. Dead.

You think I'm kidding?

Shepard, Garrus, Thane, and Jack. I swear to god, there will be a ****ing ****storm unlike anything the Reapers themselves could ever dream up.

**** will die. A lot. EVERY. SINGLE. MEMBER. IN THE GALAXY.

I'd do it. I'm not even kidding.

I understand how you can hate Cerberus.  But Terra Firma?  What have they ever done to you?!

[RiptideX1090]

cannedcream wrote...


I approve muchly.

I just got an image in my head as Jack being the most kick-ass flower girl in recorded history.

HELL YES!!!!!

[nitefyre410]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

mrsph wrote...

Terra Firma will probably protest it.

Terra Firma is free to try.

They will proceed to utterly devastated by Shepard. The entire ****ing organization. Dead.

You think I'm kidding?

Shepard, Garrus, Thane, and Jack. I swear to god, there will be a ****ing ****storm unlike anything the Reapers themselves could ever dream up.

**** will die. A lot. EVERY. SINGLE. MEMBER. IN THE GALAXY.

I'd do it. I'm not even kidding.

 


we're talking scorched  earth?  

[cannedcream]

RiptideX1090 wrote...

Terra Firma is free to try.

They will proceed to utterly devastated by Shepard. The entire ****ing organization. Dead.

You think I'm kidding?

Shepard, Garrus, Thane, and Jack. I swear to god, there will be a ****ing ****storm unlike anything the Reapers themselves could ever dream up.

**** will die. A lot. EVERY. SINGLE. MEMBER. IN THE GALAXY.

I'd do it. I'm not even kidding.

Now that's what I call . . .



. . . a killer wedding.


YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zuranamee]

RedTracer7 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

mrsph wrote...

Terra Firma will probably protest it.

Terra Firma is free to try.

They will proceed to utterly devastated by Shepard. The entire ****ing organization. Dead.

You think I'm kidding?

Shepard, Garrus, Thane, and Jack. I swear to god, there will be a ****ing ****storm unlike anything the Reapers themselves could ever dream up.

**** will die. A lot. EVERY. SINGLE. MEMBER. IN THE GALAXY.

I'd do it. I'm not even kidding.

I understand how you can hate Cerberus.  But Terra Firma?  What have they ever done to you?!

Besides being obscenely annoying everytime you try to walk past them?

[Titanium Man]

mrsph wrote...

Explaining the concept of a human wedding to a bunch of aliens has a heavy risk for causing some sort of hilarious incident.

Remind me to write this later after Grand Escapades is done or something.

Anyway, I'm out, silly thread.  Hopefully more Grand Escapades will be written tomorrow.

[Phil725]

mrsph wrote...

Explaining the concept of a human wedding to a bunch of aliens has a heavy risk for causing some sort of hilarious incident.

The basic message would translate easy enough, though certainly the extravagence would be lost on most races, quarians in particular.

[RiptideX1090]

RedTracer7 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

mrsph wrote...

Terra Firma will probably protest it.

Terra Firma is free to try.

They will proceed to utterly devastated by Shepard. The entire ****ing organization. Dead.

You think I'm kidding?

Shepard, Garrus, Thane, and Jack. I swear to god, there will be a ****ing ****storm unlike anything the Reapers themselves could ever dream up.

**** will die. A lot. EVERY. SINGLE. MEMBER. IN THE GALAXY.

I'd do it. I'm not even kidding.

I understand how you can hate Cerberus.  But Terra Firma?  What have they ever done to you?!

Assuming they protest my wedding?

More than enough to warrant orbital bombardment with Dreadnaught Fire.

I'm sure Xen will ablige. She seems to take a very proactive role regarding quarian superiority. Something Terra Firma will do well to learn all about.

[Lividity Jones]

cannedcream wrote...

I approve muchly.

I just got an image in my head as Jack being the most kick-ass flower girl in recorded history.

Jack: No. No ****ing way. Nu-uh. No.

Tali: Please?

Jack: ****, what did I just say? No. I am not wearing a dress.

Tali: Well... Then, will you at least wear a suit...? Please?

Jack: ...Fine.

[Arhka]

RedTracer7 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

mrsph wrote...

Terra Firma will probably protest it.

Terra Firma is free to try.

They will proceed to utterly devastated by Shepard. The entire ****ing organization. Dead.

You think I'm kidding?

Shepard, Garrus, Thane, and Jack. I swear to god, there will be a ****ing ****storm unlike anything the Reapers themselves could ever dream up.

**** will die. A lot. EVERY. SINGLE. MEMBER. IN THE GALAXY.

I'd do it. I'm not even kidding.

I understand how you can hate Cerberus.  But Terra Firma?  What have they ever done to you?!

They can be damn abrasive to your squadmates in ME1. One of Ashley's shining moments if you have her and Tali in your party when Saracino talks to you.

[Water Dumple]

mrsph wrote...

Explaining the concept of a human wedding to a bunch of aliens has a heavy risk for causing some sort of hilarious incident.

That should definitely show up at least as an NPC conversation in ME3.

Edit: A heavy risk, you say?

Modifié par Water Dumple, 09 août 2010 - 04:49 .

[MadCat221]

Arhka wrote...

RedTracer7 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

mrsph wrote...

Terra Firma will probably protest it.

Terra Firma is free to try.

They will proceed to utterly devastated by Shepard. The entire ****ing organization. Dead.

You think I'm kidding?

Shepard, Garrus, Thane, and Jack. I swear to god, there will be a ****ing ****storm unlike anything the Reapers themselves could ever dream up.

**** will die. A lot. EVERY. SINGLE. MEMBER. IN THE GALAXY.

I'd do it. I'm not even kidding.

I understand how you can hate Cerberus.  But Terra Firma?  What have they ever done to you?!

They can be damn abrasive to your squadmates in ME1. One of Ashley's shining moments if you have her and Tali in your party when Saracino talks to you.

When I had that setup, Tali didn't really do much anything, Ash did all the lid-flipping at them.

What happened in your play-thru with that?

Modifié par MadCat221, 09 août 2010 - 04:49 .

[RiptideX1090]

Lividity Jones wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

I approve muchly.

I just got an image in my head as Jack being the most kick-ass flower girl in recorded history.

Jack: No. No ****ing way. Nu-uh. No.

Tali: Please?

Jack: ****, what did I just say? No. I am not wearing a dress.

Tali: Well... Then, will you at least wear a suit...? Please?

Jack: ...Fine.

Jack in a Tux?

That would be sexy as hell.

Approved.

[nitefyre410]

RedTracer7 wrote...

RiptideX1090 wrote...

mrsph wrote...

Terra Firma will probably protest it.

Terra Firma is free to try.

They will proceed to utterly devastated by Shepard. The entire ****ing organization. Dead.

You think I'm kidding?

Shepard, Garrus, Thane, and Jack. I swear to god, there will be a ****ing ****storm unlike anything the Reapers themselves could ever dream up.

**** will die. A lot. EVERY. SINGLE. MEMBER. IN THE GALAXY.

I'd do it. I'm not even kidding.

I understand how you can hate Cerberus.  But Terra Firma?  What have they ever done to you?!

 


they ****ed with  Shephard and  his beloved on  their  wedding with  simple because they can't seem to get through their thick skulls that  she is a Quarain and no one gives a damn about there opinions.    Yeah protesting someones wedding   Wars have started because of the such foolishness.