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Off-Topic Story The not so epic conclusion has arrived!

Débuté par Guest_Captain Cornhole_* , juil. 30 2010 04:50

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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 04:50

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It is finally here, upon popular request and with nothing to do except a collage class I have devoted the past week to this writing a horrible story regarding the members of the Off-Topic.   But at anyrate I will post it in 22 part with at least one a day.



Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six
Part Seven
Part Eight
Part Nine
Part Ten
Part Eleven
Part Twelve
Part Thirteen
Part Fourteen
Part Fifteen
Part Sixteen
Part Seventeen
Part Eighteen
Part Nineteen
Part Twenty
Part Twenty One
Part Twenty Two




Teleportaled!

Characters: Status

Female Shepard: Dead#23
Garrus Dead#3
Anderson Dead #15
Zaeed Dead# 24
Ashley Dead #16
Kaidan Dead#10
Blinky (Legion) Dead#25
Kasumi
Wrex: Dead#1
Tali Zorah
Franklin Delanore Rosevelt Dead#17
Harbinger
Biotic God Dead#18
Mordin Dead#13
Adams Dead#22
Joker Dead#20 Dead#38
Celrath
Gameiac: Dead#2 Dead#37
EDI
Saren Dead#4
Admiral Ackbar Dead#36
Sloth of Doom Dead#35
Capt. William T. Kirk Dead#34
Capt. Obvious
Capt. Cornhole Dead#26 Dead#32
GreedIsNoException Dead#?
Ryoko
The Klu Klux Pimps
The ****s
The RAF
Dr. Who Dead#9
The Supreme Dalek Dead#21 Dead#29
Stanley Woo
Seagloom
Vangaurd of Destruction Dead#6
smecky-kitteh Dead#7
Rubbish Hero Dead#?
Norskatt
Fia Dan
Dark Lilith Dead#12
Messeypossum Dead#11
JRCHOharry
Isabelle Mortello Dead#14
Ghost Lightning Dead#27
Randumb Vangaurd Dead#34
Darth Jayder  Dead#19
Swordfishtrombone Dead#28
Kaiser Shepard Dead#29
Godak Dead#30
Onyx Jaguar
silver-sparrow Dead#40
YokoFactor Dead#31
Gemaphrodite Dead#5
Sprinkles 101 ???
Funkcase Dead#8
Jet_Truebow Dead#33
marbatico Dead#?

Modifié par Captain Cornhole, 02 août 2010 - 04:31 .

#2
Ghost Lightning
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 04:58

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I am literally doing something exactly like this right now......I want to see yours though! :D

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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 05:02

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I made it into the story!

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Guest_Isabelle Mortello_*
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 05:27

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Apology excepted. Though I'm not sure what for. Sounds cool though.

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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 05:30

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I'm a Star!!!!!



 
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Modifié par Celrath, 30 juillet 2010 - 06:07 .

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Mr. Sprinkles101
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 07:31

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It seems to me as if I need to call my agent

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JRCHOharry
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 07:45

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*looks at list* *sees me* *puts on sunglasses*



YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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Guest_Gemaphrodite_*
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 07:46

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Oh... I didn't make it in... *cries*

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Mr. Sprinkles101
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 07:53

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Gemaphrodite wrote...

Oh... I didn't make it in... *cries*

*Pats on shoulder* There there

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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 08:03

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Mr. Sprinkles101 wrote...

Gemaphrodite wrote...

Oh... I didn't make it in... *cries*

*Pats on shoulder* There there


*takes advantage of Sprinkles kindness and goes in for a hug*

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Mr. Sprinkles101
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 08:13

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Gemaphrodite wrote...

Mr. Sprinkles101 wrote...

Gemaphrodite wrote...

Oh... I didn't make it in... *cries*

*Pats on shoulder* There there


*takes advantage of Sprinkles kindness and goes in for a hug*

Awww how nice

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JRCHOharry
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 08:14

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Gemaphrodite wrote...

Oh... I didn't make it in... *cries*

Don't be silly, you're Femshep :wizard:

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CodeMyster
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 08:15

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Yeah im not on the list :(

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Funkcase
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 08:28

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No Funkcase? That aint funky at all! *cries, wipes his eyes, then decides to boogie down*



Looking forward to reading this.

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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 08:43

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JRCHOharry wrote...

Gemaphrodite wrote...

Oh... I didn't make it in... *cries*

Don't be silly, you're Femshep :wizard:


Really?!?! Oh wait... fibber. 

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Guest_Celrath_*
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 08:48

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Celrath wrote...

I'm a Star!!!!!



 
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He he, I got leied. Image IPB


Get it, because the star always get leied,  


I crack me up!!!! 

Modifié par Celrath, 30 juillet 2010 - 08:55 .

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mousestalker
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 09:23

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*le soupir*

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JRCHOharry
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 09:57

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Gemaphrodite wrote...

JRCHOharry wrote...

Gemaphrodite wrote...

Oh... I didn't make it in... *cries*

Don't be silly, you're Femshep :wizard:


Really?!?! Oh wait... fibber. 

*starts looking shifty* *lowers sunglasses*
i know a few... 'associates' who owe me some 'favours'... *looks over shoulder* For a cookie of two I can get you on that list...

Modifié par JRCHOharry, 30 juillet 2010 - 09:57 .

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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 11:09

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@JR



Hmm. Get me on the list and then you get your cookies.

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JRCHOharry
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 11:35

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... Fine. But I want one with white chocolate and milk chocolate chips in them.

#21
Ponce de Leon
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 11:45

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7 hours and still nothing? This thread is a lie! Screw you! :o

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silver_sparrow
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 11:58

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woot! me and smecky all teh way!

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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 12:22

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dark-lauron wrote...

7 hours and still nothing? This thread is a lie! Screw you! :o


But maybe they'll be cake while we're waiting! :wizard:

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Guest_Captain Cornhole_*
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 01:14

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I don't know why I said six hours, cause that would mean I would have to get up a three o'clock in the morning to post. Again I want to say I'm sorry to the people receiving abnormally small parts and or who revived none. Now I will be releasing the first three chapters through out the day today, and sorry Celrath no sex.

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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 01:19

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Part One: Teleportled?
Shepard, Tali, Blinky (Legion), Zaeed, Kasumi, Mordin, Ashley and Wrex where invited to Anderson apartment in the lower Wards. He promised that he had a new way to defeat the Old Machines.

Anderson: Shepard! I have a new and brilliant idea on how to defeat old Machines!

Shepard put her hands on her hips and shook her head.

Shepard: Does this involve me standing on a live fireing range?

Anderson laughed like a crazy sea captain.

Anderson: Relax, I won't be useing live ammo this time.

After getting kicked off the Council, Anderson had taken up a interest for being a mad scientist! His first few inventions had involved things rangeing from exploding hampsters to giant space condoms.

Anderson took all of them into his cramped, smelly, dirty and moldy restroom. Underneath the toilet was a thooper secret lever. He pulled it and a hole opened in the wall. One by one they all stepped in. After a walk down a long dark tunnel they made it to a dimmly lit room that looked all sceince-y.

Anderson: Feast your eyes on my newest invention!

In the middle of the room there was a massive object that resembled a teslacoil.

Blinky (Legion): Dose not compute.

Tali: Is that thing safe?

Zaeed: Hmph, I'm not impressed.

Kasumi: Do you think I can manage to smuggle that aboard the Normandy?

Ashley: I highly doubt it.

Wrex: That looks badass! I need to see this thing in action, RIGHT NOW!

Shepard: What the hell is that thing?

Mordin: Incredible! Don't you get it Shepard? Anderson has managed to create temperal space matter bridge.

Shepard: In english.

Anderson: It's a Teleportal!

Tali: Those things are highly dangerous!

Anderson: Nonsence!

Mordin: Think of scientific possibilites!

Shepard: How does it work?

Anderson: Useing this device I can transport any being to a different place in space and time! For instance I could teleportal a squad of asari commandos aboard a Reaper! From inside they can beat the living **** out of it's drive core and escape unharmed!

Shepard: I like it.

Tali: This is exceedingly dangerous, Shepard. Teleportal technology is a entirely new field. Infact scientists aboard the Flotilla scrapped the project after our testsupject materialize inside a wall.

Mordin: Quairian scientists are not smart as salarians; didn't know what they where doing.

Tali: Mordin, a teleportal can easily rip a holes in the fabric of reality!

Mordin: Yes, "ripping holes in fabric of reality". Dismissed claim.

Tali: *facepalm*

Shepard: Let's fire this bad boy up!

Anderson put on his saftey goggles and lab coat.

Anderson: I must warn you it's untested.

Shepard: *gulp* Untested? Will it give me breast cancer?

Anderson laugh maniacally like a true mad scientist as the room was bathed in a bright light.

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