wooooooooooooooooooooo I'm in!
*runs around the room*
*kisses Captain Cornhole on the cheek*
*gives JR big bag of white choc and choc chip cookies*
Off-Topic Story The not so epic conclusion has arrived!
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 02:14
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Gemaphrodite wrote...
wooooooooooooooooooooo I'm in!
*runs around the room*
*kisses Captain Cornhole on the cheek*
*gives JR big bag of white choc and choc chip cookies*
awts don't we get a peck in the cheek too? or better yet a cookie! haha.
edit: hey what about me don't I get a spot too? hahaha.
Modifié par Jet_Truebow, 30 juillet 2010 - 02:21 .
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 02:30
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Part Two: Gamera is Friend to children
Shepard: Look out!
Everyone ran for cover as Garrus' foot came thundering down right next to them! As it impacted it shook the ground and left a huge crater. Shepard, Kasumi, Zaeed, Ashley, Blinky (Legion), Anderson and Wrex hid inside a building.
Kasumi: Ah, Garrus is nude!
Anderson: My teleportal worked, Me=genious!
Shepard: Where the hell are we?
Blinky (Legion): These settings are similar to 1940's Japan!
Mordin: Traveled back in time. Incredible! Stroke of scientific fortune. Imangine, much to learn about 1940's Japanese culture.
Shepard: Has anyone seen Tali?
Everyone looked around, but she wasn't with them.
Mordin: Incredible! We lost her in slip-space rupture while traveling here.
Shepard: What does that mean?
Mordin: We are in grave danger, seperate timelines and realities mixing.
Shepard: Anderson, this is on your hands!
Anderson: Listen Shepard, I wouldn't be so quick to-
Shepard: Look out!
Out of nowhere came Sprinkles 101, Sprinkles 101 lundged and Commander Shepard with a rusty old spoon!
Sprinkles 101: Shepard! You ruined my life, you got me addicted to Mass Effect and all my friends and family left me! And for that you must die!
Shepard and Sprinkles 101 fought over the rusty old spoon, Sprinkles 101 got Shepard in ahead lock and tried to castrate her except the building began to shake! The building shook as the roof was lifted off, Garrus who was 20x his normal size took a look inside.
Sprinkle101: This isn't over!
With a life long phobia of naked giant turians, Sprinkles ran away to reappear in chapter eight!
Garrus: RAWR!!!
Shepard: Scatter!
Everyone ran out of the building every which direction!
Garrus: RAWR!!!
Garrus started chasing Kasumi and Wrex down a deserted street.
Kasumi: Damn he is catching up!
Wrex: Stand back I'll handle this monster.
The krogan pulled out a Cain he had stached away in his butt crack; the mini-nuke only made Garrus angry!
Kasumi: Get out of there!
Wrex: My oversized testicle will protect me!
Garrus opened his mouth and a huge fireball shot forth.
Garrus: IMA FIRN MAH LAZAR
Wrex=dead. But luckily for Kasumi, the Japanese Army arrived to fight the monster. Various infantry, armor, artillary, air and naval support was deployed to combat the rageing turian!
By this time Shepard, Zaeed and Blinky (Legion) had made it to the otherside of the city. Shepard took this moment as a opertunity to give her team a peptalk.
Shepard: Listen team, we are surrounded and in enemy land. We have lost some good people, but all of you need to man up and do as your told. I am the most important person among us! And my survival is our top priority! And nothing must dirstract us from our objective! Nothing!
Franklin Delanor Rosevelt: Hey, there you crazy sex machine! Lets make a deal! You can be the president of Great Britian if you give me the Normandy and Joker.
Shepard: I can give you the Normandy, but would rather keep my pilot.
Franklin Delanor Rosevelt: Tell you what, we can share him. Cut em' in half.
Shepard put her arm around the American President.
Shepard: I like the way you think! I call dibs on his legs!
Shepard: Look out!
Everyone ran for cover as Garrus' foot came thundering down right next to them! As it impacted it shook the ground and left a huge crater. Shepard, Kasumi, Zaeed, Ashley, Blinky (Legion), Anderson and Wrex hid inside a building.
Kasumi: Ah, Garrus is nude!
Anderson: My teleportal worked, Me=genious!
Shepard: Where the hell are we?
Blinky (Legion): These settings are similar to 1940's Japan!
Mordin: Traveled back in time. Incredible! Stroke of scientific fortune. Imangine, much to learn about 1940's Japanese culture.
Shepard: Has anyone seen Tali?
Everyone looked around, but she wasn't with them.
Mordin: Incredible! We lost her in slip-space rupture while traveling here.
Shepard: What does that mean?
Mordin: We are in grave danger, seperate timelines and realities mixing.
Shepard: Anderson, this is on your hands!
Anderson: Listen Shepard, I wouldn't be so quick to-
Shepard: Look out!
Out of nowhere came Sprinkles 101, Sprinkles 101 lundged and Commander Shepard with a rusty old spoon!
Sprinkles 101: Shepard! You ruined my life, you got me addicted to Mass Effect and all my friends and family left me! And for that you must die!
Shepard and Sprinkles 101 fought over the rusty old spoon, Sprinkles 101 got Shepard in ahead lock and tried to castrate her except the building began to shake! The building shook as the roof was lifted off, Garrus who was 20x his normal size took a look inside.
Sprinkle101: This isn't over!
With a life long phobia of naked giant turians, Sprinkles ran away to reappear in chapter eight!
Garrus: RAWR!!!
Shepard: Scatter!
Everyone ran out of the building every which direction!
Garrus: RAWR!!!
Garrus started chasing Kasumi and Wrex down a deserted street.
Kasumi: Damn he is catching up!
Wrex: Stand back I'll handle this monster.
The krogan pulled out a Cain he had stached away in his butt crack; the mini-nuke only made Garrus angry!
Kasumi: Get out of there!
Wrex: My oversized testicle will protect me!
Garrus opened his mouth and a huge fireball shot forth.
Garrus: IMA FIRN MAH LAZAR
Wrex=dead. But luckily for Kasumi, the Japanese Army arrived to fight the monster. Various infantry, armor, artillary, air and naval support was deployed to combat the rageing turian!
By this time Shepard, Zaeed and Blinky (Legion) had made it to the otherside of the city. Shepard took this moment as a opertunity to give her team a peptalk.
Shepard: Listen team, we are surrounded and in enemy land. We have lost some good people, but all of you need to man up and do as your told. I am the most important person among us! And my survival is our top priority! And nothing must dirstract us from our objective! Nothing!
Franklin Delanor Rosevelt: Hey, there you crazy sex machine! Lets make a deal! You can be the president of Great Britian if you give me the Normandy and Joker.
Shepard: I can give you the Normandy, but would rather keep my pilot.
Franklin Delanor Rosevelt: Tell you what, we can share him. Cut em' in half.
Shepard put her arm around the American President.
Shepard: I like the way you think! I call dibs on his legs!
Modifié par Captain Cornhole, 30 juillet 2010 - 02:33 .
#54
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 02:33
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oooooooooh I'm in thanks Capt. Cornhole. Awesome story. (especially since Im going to be in it jk)
and I like the way it was said Gemaphrodite Sprinkles101 funkycase AND Jet Truebow heheh
and I like the way it was said Gemaphrodite Sprinkles101 funkycase AND Jet Truebow heheh
Modifié par Jet_Truebow, 30 juillet 2010 - 02:35 .
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 02:34
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Damn straight!Gemaphrodite wrote...
wooooooooooooooooooooo I'm in!
*runs around the room*
*kisses Captain Cornhole on the cheek*
*gives JR big bag of white choc and choc chip cookies*
*om nom nom nom nom*
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 03:12
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I think you should recap the list of characters each time.. kind of like an HoH game.. where you put Dead & list their name under so we see who gets taken out first 
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 03:15
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Norskatt wrote...
I think you should recap the list of characters each time.. kind of like an HoH game.. where you put Dead & list their name under so we see who gets taken out first
I will do that.
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 03:21
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I'm lost. Someone died!
#59
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 03:24
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I didn't know you were killing people off. well at least I have 2 lives.
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 03:27
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lol Well not killing off people for fun, but I'm did it to try to make the plot run smoother. Feel free to guess which forum member will be the first to die.
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 03:29
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.......... not silver sparrow?
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 03:35
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If I die. At least let me die awesomely.
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 03:53
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a truly inspiring tale,needs an award of some type!
#65
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 04:07
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lol at first part, good stuff waiting for part 2
#66
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 04:15
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That has got to be the most randomest story ever... MOAR!!!
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 04:25
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Part Three: This plot makes no sence!
Tali woke up, she found herself handcuffed to a pole. Not just any pole, it was Vangaurd of Derstruction's stripper pole!
Tali: What's going on?
Celrath: Welcome to my Intergalatic Space Oceanliner, Tali Zorah!
Tali: Intergalatic Space Oceanliner?
Celrath: Yes, I built it from the corpses of my victims.
Celrath smiled to reveal his vampire fangs! He then went over to a cage, Gameiac was inside. He dug his fangs into the chicken and drained it's blood.
Gameiac: Eh man! What did I ever do to you?
Celrath: Mmhmmm! That's good chicken!
Tali: What in Kelah's name is going on?
Celrath: You see, allow my sevent to explain some of the plot that the writer forgot to mention!
Celrath: Funkcase! Get your ass up here!
A disgusting/deformed creature came hopping/eloping from the stariway leading to the lower decks.
Funkcase: Euh! What is it master?
Celrath: Tell Tali about the plot.
Funkcase got really excited to be recieving a part in my story and explained to Tali, (using sign langauge of course) that Anderson's teleportal created a fabric in the whole of space and time. And different timelines where co-mingleing. Thus explaining the future continutiy errors in my story.
Tali: So why do you have me chained to Vangaurd of Destruction's stripper pole?
Celrath: He he he he he! Spoilers.
Tali: Just tell me, cut the suspence.
Celrath: Meh, ok. Using the vast power stored inside your hips I can rule the Universe! Maw hahaha!
Funkcase: Master! Look!
Celrath ran over to his slave, their radar had pickedup multiple ships behind them. Then alarms began to blair and sirens began to flash that seemed to indicate they where being fallowed.
Celrath: *mad* Damn I thought I lost them!
Funkcase: Please don't hurt me master!
Funkcase began to cower in a corner, fearing his master would lash out and rape, er... I mean flog him again.
Tali: Lost who?
Celrath: They all want your hips! And their all willing to fight over it.
Tali: Who are they?
Celrath: A number of people actually, I made a list of their name. Here let me show it to you.
He ran down below deck and later came back up with a dusty box, after some digging through he pulled out a colorfull list that had been drawn in crayon and had all the colors of the rainbow.
Tali: Um, I don't read humen.
Celrath: Oh, well for starters... The Rouge SPECTRE Saren, Admiral Ackbar, Sloth of Doom, Capt. William T. Kirk, Capt. Obvious, Dr. Who, GreedIsNoException, Ryoko and worst of all Captain Cornhole and his Klu Klux Pimps!
Tali woke up, she found herself handcuffed to a pole. Not just any pole, it was Vangaurd of Derstruction's stripper pole!
Tali: What's going on?
Celrath: Welcome to my Intergalatic Space Oceanliner, Tali Zorah!
Tali: Intergalatic Space Oceanliner?
Celrath: Yes, I built it from the corpses of my victims.
Celrath smiled to reveal his vampire fangs! He then went over to a cage, Gameiac was inside. He dug his fangs into the chicken and drained it's blood.
Gameiac: Eh man! What did I ever do to you?
Celrath: Mmhmmm! That's good chicken!
Tali: What in Kelah's name is going on?
Celrath: You see, allow my sevent to explain some of the plot that the writer forgot to mention!
Celrath: Funkcase! Get your ass up here!
A disgusting/deformed creature came hopping/eloping from the stariway leading to the lower decks.
Funkcase: Euh! What is it master?
Celrath: Tell Tali about the plot.
Funkcase got really excited to be recieving a part in my story and explained to Tali, (using sign langauge of course) that Anderson's teleportal created a fabric in the whole of space and time. And different timelines where co-mingleing. Thus explaining the future continutiy errors in my story.
Tali: So why do you have me chained to Vangaurd of Destruction's stripper pole?
Celrath: He he he he he! Spoilers.
Tali: Just tell me, cut the suspence.
Celrath: Meh, ok. Using the vast power stored inside your hips I can rule the Universe! Maw hahaha!
Funkcase: Master! Look!
Celrath ran over to his slave, their radar had pickedup multiple ships behind them. Then alarms began to blair and sirens began to flash that seemed to indicate they where being fallowed.
Celrath: *mad* Damn I thought I lost them!
Funkcase: Please don't hurt me master!
Funkcase began to cower in a corner, fearing his master would lash out and rape, er... I mean flog him again.
Tali: Lost who?
Celrath: They all want your hips! And their all willing to fight over it.
Tali: Who are they?
Celrath: A number of people actually, I made a list of their name. Here let me show it to you.
He ran down below deck and later came back up with a dusty box, after some digging through he pulled out a colorfull list that had been drawn in crayon and had all the colors of the rainbow.
Tali: Um, I don't read humen.
Celrath: Oh, well for starters... The Rouge SPECTRE Saren, Admiral Ackbar, Sloth of Doom, Capt. William T. Kirk, Capt. Obvious, Dr. Who, GreedIsNoException, Ryoko and worst of all Captain Cornhole and his Klu Klux Pimps!
Modifié par Captain Cornhole, 30 juillet 2010 - 04:38 .
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 04:36
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I alway's knew celrath was evil.
and I wants tali D:<
and I wants tali D:<
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 04:39
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I have no clue whats going on, but its still funny. keep it up!
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 05:27
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You... killed Wrex... I hate you.
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 05:34
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