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Off-Topic Story The not so epic conclusion has arrived!
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#77
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 06:57
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No I don't want to chase after Tali. I wanna backstab people!
lol at the other chicken dying first. Sorta knew you were gonna kill him at some point.
lol at the other chicken dying first. Sorta knew you were gonna kill him at some point.
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 07:19
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Part Four: A really short chapter with FDR
Back at the Citidel Joker was waiting for Shepard to return, to kill time he dicided to start cleaning his cockpit window. It had various boogers and snickersnag on it from months of use.
Joker: EDI, don't you hate how the Commander says she will be gone for a little while but always comes back the next morning wasted?
EDI: I have no feeling or emotions, you should place that query to someone else.
Joker yelled into the intercom on the top of his lungs for Adams to get up to the cockpit.
EDI: Calm down Joker, you don't want to get a hernia like last time.
Adams quickly ran up from the engine room.
Adams: The elevators are soo slow, Bioware needs to speed up the loadtimes!
Joker: Adams, do you ever-
Adams: Holly **** it's Franklin Delenor Rosevelt!
Franklin Delenor Rosevelt: This is my ship now!
Joker: I don't belive you.
FDR fired up his chainsaw and aimed it a Joker who was cowering behind his seat. Adams burst into uncontrolable laughter.
Adams: EDI make sure you record this!
Franklin Delenor Rosevelt: Hold still Joker, this will only hurt alot!
Back at the Citidel Joker was waiting for Shepard to return, to kill time he dicided to start cleaning his cockpit window. It had various boogers and snickersnag on it from months of use.
Joker: EDI, don't you hate how the Commander says she will be gone for a little while but always comes back the next morning wasted?
EDI: I have no feeling or emotions, you should place that query to someone else.
Joker yelled into the intercom on the top of his lungs for Adams to get up to the cockpit.
EDI: Calm down Joker, you don't want to get a hernia like last time.
Adams quickly ran up from the engine room.
Adams: The elevators are soo slow, Bioware needs to speed up the loadtimes!
Joker: Adams, do you ever-
Adams: Holly **** it's Franklin Delenor Rosevelt!
Franklin Delenor Rosevelt: This is my ship now!
Joker: I don't belive you.
FDR fired up his chainsaw and aimed it a Joker who was cowering behind his seat. Adams burst into uncontrolable laughter.
Adams: EDI make sure you record this!
Franklin Delenor Rosevelt: Hold still Joker, this will only hurt alot!
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 07:20
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Part Five: A three way.
Anderson, Mordin and Ashley was running down a street, the gigantic version of Garrus was right behind them. Garrus rawred and breathed fire, but that was nothing the Japanese military couldn't handle.
Anderson: Quickly, into this fertilizer/petrolium plant! No one in their right mind would hide in their, therefore we are safe.
Mordin: The odd of-
Anderson: Never tell me the odds.
All three of them ran inside and crouched under a fuel tank.
Anderson: See I told you this was safe.
Then the groundshook and Garrus fell through the roof, he flopped around like a turtle because he couldn't get up. But the even worse news for Anderson was that him and Garrus was face to face.
Garrus: RAWR!!!
The turian opened it's mouth to breath fire on them.
Mordin: RUN!
Anderson and Mordin took off, but Ashley didn't move. She was stuck, someone had glued her hair to the fuel tank.
Ashley: Help!
Anderson: Who in their right mind would glue her hair to a fuel tank!
Mordin smiled while he held a bottle of superglue.
But then their was a brightflash! It's wasn't the building exploding, but Seagloom riding her flying sparkly-pink pony/dragon/octopuss/reaper/cheetah! She swooped down and grabbed Ashley, ripping off her hair in the process. Then proceeded to pick up Mordin and Anderson and with a flash of Garrus they teleportaled elsewhere.
Anderson: Holy greased extranet terminal, Batman!
Seagloom: I have kidnapped you, because you are invited to a wedding!
Mordin: Could be fun, who getting wedded?
Seagloom: You of all people should know!
Anderson: Who?
Seagloom: It's a three way marrige.
Ashley: Are you ****ting me?
Mordin: I don't want to share Anderson with anyone except me!
Seagloom took them far into the past, (ancient Egypt infact) where the met the Pharaoh, and his twelve wifes.
Pharaoh JRCHOharry: Welcome you three to my empire. And more importantly let me introduce you to my wives!!!
Eleven coppies of Dark Lilith where running around the Pharoah's throne room.
Anderson: I though you said twelve wives?
JRCHOharry: Oh yes. #12, get out her now! I own you ass!
Messypossum, wearing a saggy bra and holding his pregnant belly, sulked out from behind a curtain, he looked really frowny and sad.
Anderson: So what's all this marrige ****?
JRCHOharry: Oh yes, the prophecy! It say a bald lady with breast of mellons, a salarian who is old and genocidal, and a black dude is required to be married and then sacrificed, in order for me to pass onto the afterlife. Then I will become a god!
Anderson, Mordin and Ashley was running down a street, the gigantic version of Garrus was right behind them. Garrus rawred and breathed fire, but that was nothing the Japanese military couldn't handle.
Anderson: Quickly, into this fertilizer/petrolium plant! No one in their right mind would hide in their, therefore we are safe.
Mordin: The odd of-
Anderson: Never tell me the odds.
All three of them ran inside and crouched under a fuel tank.
Anderson: See I told you this was safe.
Then the groundshook and Garrus fell through the roof, he flopped around like a turtle because he couldn't get up. But the even worse news for Anderson was that him and Garrus was face to face.
Garrus: RAWR!!!
The turian opened it's mouth to breath fire on them.
Mordin: RUN!
Anderson and Mordin took off, but Ashley didn't move. She was stuck, someone had glued her hair to the fuel tank.
Ashley: Help!
Anderson: Who in their right mind would glue her hair to a fuel tank!
Mordin smiled while he held a bottle of superglue.
But then their was a brightflash! It's wasn't the building exploding, but Seagloom riding her flying sparkly-pink pony/dragon/octopuss/reaper/cheetah! She swooped down and grabbed Ashley, ripping off her hair in the process. Then proceeded to pick up Mordin and Anderson and with a flash of Garrus they teleportaled elsewhere.
Anderson: Holy greased extranet terminal, Batman!
Seagloom: I have kidnapped you, because you are invited to a wedding!
Mordin: Could be fun, who getting wedded?
Seagloom: You of all people should know!
Anderson: Who?
Seagloom: It's a three way marrige.
Ashley: Are you ****ting me?
Mordin: I don't want to share Anderson with anyone except me!
Seagloom took them far into the past, (ancient Egypt infact) where the met the Pharaoh, and his twelve wifes.
Pharaoh JRCHOharry: Welcome you three to my empire. And more importantly let me introduce you to my wives!!!
Eleven coppies of Dark Lilith where running around the Pharoah's throne room.
Anderson: I though you said twelve wives?
JRCHOharry: Oh yes. #12, get out her now! I own you ass!
Messypossum, wearing a saggy bra and holding his pregnant belly, sulked out from behind a curtain, he looked really frowny and sad.
Anderson: So what's all this marrige ****?
JRCHOharry: Oh yes, the prophecy! It say a bald lady with breast of mellons, a salarian who is old and genocidal, and a black dude is required to be married and then sacrificed, in order for me to pass onto the afterlife. Then I will become a god!
Modifié par Ryoko, 30 juillet 2010 - 07:24 .
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 07:28
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How dare you upload these with out running it by me Ryoko!
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 07:28
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Modifié par GreedIsNoException, 30 juillet 2010 - 07:30 .
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 07:32
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Story Ninja 
This is awesome. Awesome I'm eating for two now. I'm going to think up some names for my unborn.
This is awesome. Awesome I'm eating for two now. I'm going to think up some names for my unborn.
Modifié par MessyPossum, 30 juillet 2010 - 07:35 .
#87
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 07:34
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@Capt. Cornhole
Thats for eating the last doughnut!
Thats for eating the last doughnut!
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 07:41
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Who is the father of my child?Ryoko wrote...
@Capt. Cornhole
Thats for eating the last doughnut!
#90
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 07:43
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Im guessing JRCHOharry, since you are married to him. Unless you and Dark Lilith are getting some action behind his back.
#91
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 07:46
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I vote you make the story. if cornhole makes it he's going to kill me off. sorry cornhole. I suck up to surviveRyoko wrote...
Im guessing JRCHOharry, since you are married to him. Unless you and Dark Lilith are getting some action behind his back.
#92
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 07:46
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not me.MessyPossum wrote...
Who is the father of my child?Ryoko wrote...
@Capt. Cornhole
Thats for eating the last doughnut!
I hope:unsure:
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 07:48
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@Ryoko, that doughnut was just asking me to eat it.
@MessyPossum, I originally didn't write "wearing a saggy bra and holding his pregnant belly", Ryoko slipped that in there when she posted it, lol. So I suppose it's open to interpretation.
@MessyPossum, I originally didn't write "wearing a saggy bra and holding his pregnant belly", Ryoko slipped that in there when she posted it, lol. So I suppose it's open to interpretation.
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 07:50
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With age comes the effects of gravity. I hold no gripes.Captain Cornhole wrote...
@Ryoko, that doughnut was just asking me to eat it.
@MessyPossum, I originally didn't write "wearing a saggy bra and holding his pregnant belly", Ryoko slipped that in there when she posted it, lol. So I suppose it's open to interpretation.
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 07:51
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Hi. I'm Commander Shepard ... do you need anything else to mention? except that my Avatar is da best 
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 07:51
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I like Ryoko's twist......
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 07:57
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@Cornhole: I am sueing you for making me look like an edible pastery on a stick in your story! How could you treat your fellow Chicken like this!? D:< *runs off to find lawsuit*
#98
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 07:58
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I'm having trouble picturing how the heck my mount looks like. I'm going to go with disturbingly cute. Being a time traveling cosmic figure? I approve. 
I am surprisingly lacking in verbosity, but nothing is perfect.
I am surprisingly lacking in verbosity, but nothing is perfect.
#99
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 07:59
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I found the perfect guy!Gameiac wrote...
@Cornhole: I am sueing you for making me look like an edible pastery on a stick in your story! How could you treat your fellow Chicken like this!? D:< *runs off to find lawsuit*
Seagloom will like it ^ :happy:
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 08:00
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Heh, I loved that scene. Best part of this season's premiere.
