*hands gamiac a busyness card.* I'll have my peeps call your peeps.Gameiac wrote...
@Cornhole: I am sueing you for making me look like an edible pastery on a stick in your story! How could you treat your fellow Chicken like this!? D:< *runs off to find lawsuit*
Off-Topic Story The not so epic conclusion has arrived!
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 08:02
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 08:36
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Seagloom wrote...
I'm having trouble picturing how the heck my mount looks like. I'm going to go with disturbingly cute. Being a time traveling cosmic figure? I approve.I am surprisingly lacking in verbosity, but nothing is perfect.
Hey, I haz idea! to kill some time why don't we draw/photoshop/find a picture of what Seagloom's pet animal hellbeast thingy looks like. (well, at least IM going to do it!) To the internets!
@Gamiac, Captain Cornhole says he will see you in Chicken Court!
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 08:46
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@Ryoko: tell him I will be there!
*hires mafia to make an "apearance" at the court*
and tell him to finish his fanfic before the trial.....iz good
*hires mafia to make an "apearance" at the court*
and tell him to finish his fanfic before the trial.....iz good
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I wonder what I'm going to be in the story. I would hope very traitorous and eville. Most importantly stabbing people.
Weren't werechickens poisonous? *hides* Plothole?Gameiac wrote...
@Cornhole: I am sueing you for making me look like an edible pastery on a stick in your story! How could you treat your fellow Chicken like this!? D:< *runs off to find lawsuit*
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no part for me huh?
oh well, that means i cant get killed either.
oh well, that means i cant get killed either.
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 09:35
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no part for me huh?
Well your going to have to keep an eye out for yourself, because you made it in.
Chapter Six in 30 mins.
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 09:39
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Ryoko wrote...
Seagloom wrote...
I'm having trouble picturing how the heck my mount looks like. I'm going to go with disturbingly cute. Being a time traveling cosmic figure? I approve.
*googles hell beast*
[Img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:sfys1O_9F_3kKM:http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k103/mdrive/demon-1.jpg&t=1[/Img]
Hey, I haz idea! to kill some time why don't we draw/photoshop/find a picture of what Seagloom's pet animal hellbeast thingy looks like. (well, at least IM going to do it!) To the internets!
@Gamiac, Captain Cornhole says he will see you in Chicken Court!
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your gonna kill me of, aint ya?
*blushes and giggles*
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quote fail. I'm too lazy to fix.
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I wonder if I get to meet The Doctor.
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Part Six: Dead man walking
Franklin Delenor Rosevelt had kidnapped Anderson's Teleportal and declared himself President of the Normandy. And everyone except Adams and EDI loved their new President . Adams was down in enginering secretly working on his own private fetish; designing EDI with a sexy robot body. He wanted to make love to her in more ways then one. EDI was mutual about his project.
EDI: Adams, I suggest you talk to our new *Texan voice* President. *Normal voice* He seems pre-occupied with his asari guests at the moment to be worried about returning the timelines to normal.
Adams: Meh, do I have too.
EDI: YES!
Adams got up to the top deck and looked around, the walls, floor and pannels where colored red, white and blue. The American Flag was hung up every few inches apart from each other.
Adams gulped and proceeded to FDR's throne. As he went closer to the cockpit he passed a display case which Joker's legs where inside.
Franklin Delenor Rosevelt: So it's it true you blue sex machines can go both ways?
His asari guests giggled and laughed, and where obviously crazy inlove with their President.
Franklin Delenor Rosevelt: How about we all head back East someday, I can open up a **** house and make lots of money with all of you.
Adams: Um, Mr. President...
FDR swung around in his throne and glared really deep and long into Adams' soul. His spittle was like a rain storm and his breath like gale force winds.
Franklin Delenor Rosevelt: How dare you not say the official pledge, before greating me!
Adams: I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic
for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Franklin Delenor Rosevelt: Now we are talking! Now what was it that you wanted to say?
Adams: Well-
Franklin Delenor Rosevelt: Are you laboring under the impression that I read this memoranda of yours? In other words, you ****** me off. I'm going to kill you!
Adams: Right, now?
Franklin Delenor Rosevelt: Of course not, sometime when you least expect it. Like when your sleeping or using the "loo".
That night Adams stayed up, he had a flashlight and was cowering in a corner in his private quarters. He dare not sleep Franklin Delenor Rosevelt could strike at any time. From this moment foward Adams was a dead man walking.
Franklin Delenor Rosevelt had kidnapped Anderson's Teleportal and declared himself President of the Normandy. And everyone except Adams and EDI loved their new President . Adams was down in enginering secretly working on his own private fetish; designing EDI with a sexy robot body. He wanted to make love to her in more ways then one. EDI was mutual about his project.
EDI: Adams, I suggest you talk to our new *Texan voice* President. *Normal voice* He seems pre-occupied with his asari guests at the moment to be worried about returning the timelines to normal.
Adams: Meh, do I have too.
EDI: YES!
Adams got up to the top deck and looked around, the walls, floor and pannels where colored red, white and blue. The American Flag was hung up every few inches apart from each other.
Adams gulped and proceeded to FDR's throne. As he went closer to the cockpit he passed a display case which Joker's legs where inside.
Franklin Delenor Rosevelt: So it's it true you blue sex machines can go both ways?
His asari guests giggled and laughed, and where obviously crazy inlove with their President.
Franklin Delenor Rosevelt: How about we all head back East someday, I can open up a **** house and make lots of money with all of you.
Adams: Um, Mr. President...
FDR swung around in his throne and glared really deep and long into Adams' soul. His spittle was like a rain storm and his breath like gale force winds.
Franklin Delenor Rosevelt: How dare you not say the official pledge, before greating me!
Adams: I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic
for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Franklin Delenor Rosevelt: Now we are talking! Now what was it that you wanted to say?
Adams: Well-
Franklin Delenor Rosevelt: Are you laboring under the impression that I read this memoranda of yours? In other words, you ****** me off. I'm going to kill you!
Adams: Right, now?
Franklin Delenor Rosevelt: Of course not, sometime when you least expect it. Like when your sleeping or using the "loo".
That night Adams stayed up, he had a flashlight and was cowering in a corner in his private quarters. He dare not sleep Franklin Delenor Rosevelt could strike at any time. From this moment foward Adams was a dead man walking.
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Part Seven: Kannst du dig it?
A blue man from the 1860's riding a unicycle with bright blue balls floated through the Prime Minister's Office.
Man: Look at my bright blue balls of fury!!! YEEAARRHHHGGG!
Shepard let out a puff of smoke from her cigar, and watch the man as he floated across the room. Man dematerialized as he hit the opposite wall.
Shepard: That never gets old.
Blinky (Legion) didn't understand Earth humor so it didn't laugh. A tear rolled down her cheek, she wanted her old job back.
The year was 1940, Shepard was Prime Minister and ever since that terible accident with the cigarette and fertilizer, Zaeed had taken the roll as Britian's Queen. But unfortuneatly for Shepard it was the height of the Blitz, and Germany had been dropping bombs for almost a year now.
Blinky (Legion): Shepard, Commander. It is imparitive that we are able to return the timelines to normal.
Zaeed: Yeah, and is it really nessicary that I wear this dress? Damnit, all my friends in the future will laugh at me and poke me with sticks!
Shepard: Well maybe you should have thought ahead before you tossed that cigarette into the Queen's gardening shed.
Zaeed decided to pout in a corner. Then the red tele on Shepard's desk began to ring, she picked it up and answered.
Shepard: Who the the hell is this?
Fia Dan: *german accent* Weit draußen ein Mann, der Blitz Zug hat die Segel Arura der stummen Abfälle Gemeinden festgelegt. Es ist verrückt Mann! Wenn die Wolken Teil Hanf und Glanz das Licht der Liebe und der Musik der Regenbogen Doppel-und werdet sein wie woah ... Welches Jahr ist es .... Der Blitz Zug breitet sich die confustimication der Liebe Mann, speading es die Flügel um hoch über den Wolken wie ein großer Adler auf einem großen Winde. Lassen Sie die constilations leuchten weit in den Himmel und conbustable expolsions zuletzt in das Herz eines jeden Star Child. Die Nut ist jetzt, Mann! Kannst du dig it?
Far out man, the Blitz train has set sail to the arura of enternal waste communes. It's crazy man! When the hemp clouds part and shine the light of love and music the rainbows will double and be like woah...What year is it....The Blitz train spreads the confustimication of love man, speading it's wings to set soaring above the clouds like a great eagle on a great winds. Let the constilations shine far into the heavens and conbustable expolsions last in the heart of every star child. The groove is now, man! Can you dig it?
Shepard: Fia Fan? Your the Furer?
Fia Dan: Woah Mann spricht alle Checkoslavakia und sagt mir zu ... um woah ... Ich habe mehrere Finger, weit draußen, dude! Das Kopfweh ist killer Mann, funktioniert es für den Mann, Mensch. Warum habe ich mich immer verlassen meinem Bunker?
Woah man, all of Checkoslavakia speaks and tells me to... um woah... I have multiple fingers, far out, dude! This head ache is killer man, it works for the man, man. Why did I ever leave my bunker?
The line went dead and Shepard jaw drooped down low, drooped even lower then her breast drooped. Zaeed stopped pouting in the corner and noticed Shepard's jaw.
Zaeed: Who was that?
Shepard: The Furer!
Zaeed: Hitler?
Shepard: Fia Dan!
Zaeed: Fia Dan is a kraut?
Blinky (Legion): We recomend immediate action.
Shepard: Your right, we need some one to sneak into German territory and assassinate Fia Dan! We would need as small army or at least a really good team.
The was a bight flash of light, that temporarly blinded Shepard, Zaeed and Blinky (Legion). Three new figures stood where the light just went flash.
Vangaurd of Destruction: What's happening? What's going on? I was just typing on the off topic forums and then this happened! Is this hell? Stanley Woo, please forgive me! Have mercy on my soul! I didn't mean to spam all those porno pictures!
smecky-kitteh: Damnit, Vangaurd! This isn't hell!
Vangaurd of Destruction: So im not in hell?
Stanely Woo: That's exactly what I want you think! he he he he
Norskatt: Did anyone else here that?
Vangaurd of Destruction: WOAH Commander Shepard! Your hawter in person!
Shepard: I think we just found are assassins.
Norskatt: Assassins?
Zaeed: Yes, your sneeking off into **** Germany, to assassinate Fia Dan.
Blinky (Legion) began to push them out the door.
Shepard waved goodbye.
Shepard: Good luck, farewell, alalleqa, ade, ja mata ne, adios, hejda, ciao, farvel, shalom!
Blinky (Legion): How does the commander aquire so many different languages.
Shepard: Rosseta Stone, there’s no translation or memorization in the Rosetta Stone experience, so you’ll learn naturally and build continuously on what you’ve learned. Our interactive program will keep you engaged and motivated throughout your language-learning journey. You’ll listen to the voices of native speakers to refine your pronunciation and speak confidently in real conversations. And since our program is easy to use, you can focus on learning-and have fun along the way.
Zaeed: Your shameless.
Shepard: Now to get my ship back!
Zaeed: How do you plan to do that?
Shepard: Nonsence, we equip the RAF with rockets and lazers!
Zaeed: I doubt a dozen 20th century fighters will be able to take on the Normandy.
Shepard: I know that's why I have this!
She revealed a giant blueprint of Great Britian, Zaeed and Blinky (Legion) looked through the instuctions and blue prints. The instuctions mentioned shovels, a atmosphereic class dome, and a helluva lot of bloons.
A blue man from the 1860's riding a unicycle with bright blue balls floated through the Prime Minister's Office.
Man: Look at my bright blue balls of fury!!! YEEAARRHHHGGG!
Shepard let out a puff of smoke from her cigar, and watch the man as he floated across the room. Man dematerialized as he hit the opposite wall.
Shepard: That never gets old.
Blinky (Legion) didn't understand Earth humor so it didn't laugh. A tear rolled down her cheek, she wanted her old job back.
The year was 1940, Shepard was Prime Minister and ever since that terible accident with the cigarette and fertilizer, Zaeed had taken the roll as Britian's Queen. But unfortuneatly for Shepard it was the height of the Blitz, and Germany had been dropping bombs for almost a year now.
Blinky (Legion): Shepard, Commander. It is imparitive that we are able to return the timelines to normal.
Zaeed: Yeah, and is it really nessicary that I wear this dress? Damnit, all my friends in the future will laugh at me and poke me with sticks!
Shepard: Well maybe you should have thought ahead before you tossed that cigarette into the Queen's gardening shed.
Zaeed decided to pout in a corner. Then the red tele on Shepard's desk began to ring, she picked it up and answered.
Shepard: Who the the hell is this?
Fia Dan: *german accent* Weit draußen ein Mann, der Blitz Zug hat die Segel Arura der stummen Abfälle Gemeinden festgelegt. Es ist verrückt Mann! Wenn die Wolken Teil Hanf und Glanz das Licht der Liebe und der Musik der Regenbogen Doppel-und werdet sein wie woah ... Welches Jahr ist es .... Der Blitz Zug breitet sich die confustimication der Liebe Mann, speading es die Flügel um hoch über den Wolken wie ein großer Adler auf einem großen Winde. Lassen Sie die constilations leuchten weit in den Himmel und conbustable expolsions zuletzt in das Herz eines jeden Star Child. Die Nut ist jetzt, Mann! Kannst du dig it?
Far out man, the Blitz train has set sail to the arura of enternal waste communes. It's crazy man! When the hemp clouds part and shine the light of love and music the rainbows will double and be like woah...What year is it....The Blitz train spreads the confustimication of love man, speading it's wings to set soaring above the clouds like a great eagle on a great winds. Let the constilations shine far into the heavens and conbustable expolsions last in the heart of every star child. The groove is now, man! Can you dig it?
Shepard: Fia Fan? Your the Furer?
Fia Dan: Woah Mann spricht alle Checkoslavakia und sagt mir zu ... um woah ... Ich habe mehrere Finger, weit draußen, dude! Das Kopfweh ist killer Mann, funktioniert es für den Mann, Mensch. Warum habe ich mich immer verlassen meinem Bunker?
Woah man, all of Checkoslavakia speaks and tells me to... um woah... I have multiple fingers, far out, dude! This head ache is killer man, it works for the man, man. Why did I ever leave my bunker?
The line went dead and Shepard jaw drooped down low, drooped even lower then her breast drooped. Zaeed stopped pouting in the corner and noticed Shepard's jaw.
Zaeed: Who was that?
Shepard: The Furer!
Zaeed: Hitler?
Shepard: Fia Dan!
Zaeed: Fia Dan is a kraut?
Blinky (Legion): We recomend immediate action.
Shepard: Your right, we need some one to sneak into German territory and assassinate Fia Dan! We would need as small army or at least a really good team.
The was a bight flash of light, that temporarly blinded Shepard, Zaeed and Blinky (Legion). Three new figures stood where the light just went flash.
Vangaurd of Destruction: What's happening? What's going on? I was just typing on the off topic forums and then this happened! Is this hell? Stanley Woo, please forgive me! Have mercy on my soul! I didn't mean to spam all those porno pictures!
smecky-kitteh: Damnit, Vangaurd! This isn't hell!
Vangaurd of Destruction: So im not in hell?
Stanely Woo: That's exactly what I want you think! he he he he
Norskatt: Did anyone else here that?
Vangaurd of Destruction: WOAH Commander Shepard! Your hawter in person!
Shepard: I think we just found are assassins.
Norskatt: Assassins?
Zaeed: Yes, your sneeking off into **** Germany, to assassinate Fia Dan.
Blinky (Legion) began to push them out the door.
Shepard waved goodbye.
Shepard: Good luck, farewell, alalleqa, ade, ja mata ne, adios, hejda, ciao, farvel, shalom!
Blinky (Legion): How does the commander aquire so many different languages.
Shepard: Rosseta Stone, there’s no translation or memorization in the Rosetta Stone experience, so you’ll learn naturally and build continuously on what you’ve learned. Our interactive program will keep you engaged and motivated throughout your language-learning journey. You’ll listen to the voices of native speakers to refine your pronunciation and speak confidently in real conversations. And since our program is easy to use, you can focus on learning-and have fun along the way.
Zaeed: Your shameless.
Shepard: Now to get my ship back!
Zaeed: How do you plan to do that?
Shepard: Nonsence, we equip the RAF with rockets and lazers!
Zaeed: I doubt a dozen 20th century fighters will be able to take on the Normandy.
Shepard: I know that's why I have this!
She revealed a giant blueprint of Great Britian, Zaeed and Blinky (Legion) looked through the instuctions and blue prints. The instuctions mentioned shovels, a atmosphereic class dome, and a helluva lot of bloons.
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Part Eight: RAWR!
Garrus was back on his feet, and the Japanees military could'nt stop him.
Japanese General: Oh, his armor is too strong! If only Gamera where here!
Several more platoons of infantry where incinerated by Garrus' flamethrower!
Japanese General: Emperor Hirohito, will be very dipleased if we cannot stop this monster! Kasumi do you have any ideas?
Kasumi was sitting on a tank, eating a cup of noodles. She thought back to her days in the acedemy, before she became a SPECTRE. Oh wait those where Shepard's memorys, Kasumi thought back again to when she and Garrus use to date. Garrus had once said.
Garrus: I had reach, but she had flexibility.
Kasumi knew what to do.
Kasumi: Target his reproductive organ!
The Japanese targeted and shot up his reporductive organ!
Garrus was pleasured beyond his wildest dreams! Then his reproductive organ exploded as it was over stimulated this caused a corinary liver failure and a hemmorage to occur inside the turian's brain. Garrus died.
But all of a sudden Sprinkles 101 came rushing out from a dark alley! Sprinkles was wielding the same rust old spoon.
Sprinkles101: I will kill you shepard!
Kasumi: I'm not Shepard.
Sprinkles101: You aren't.
Kasumi: Nope.
Sprinkles101: Duh, your too hawt to be Shepard.
Kasumi: Thanks for the complement, Shepard has never said anything that nice to me before.
Sprinkles101: Your really attractive
Kasumi: Lets have sex.
Sprinkles101: Okay, we'll totally make Celrath jeleous.
Kasumi leaped on to Sprinkles101, she slowly began to unzip her skintight outfit. Underneath she was really tan, Sprinkles101 and Kasumi locked tounges. And then from this point on it get naughty so I can't say what else happened.
Garrus was back on his feet, and the Japanees military could'nt stop him.
Japanese General: Oh, his armor is too strong! If only Gamera where here!
Several more platoons of infantry where incinerated by Garrus' flamethrower!
Japanese General: Emperor Hirohito, will be very dipleased if we cannot stop this monster! Kasumi do you have any ideas?
Kasumi was sitting on a tank, eating a cup of noodles. She thought back to her days in the acedemy, before she became a SPECTRE. Oh wait those where Shepard's memorys, Kasumi thought back again to when she and Garrus use to date. Garrus had once said.
Garrus: I had reach, but she had flexibility.
Kasumi knew what to do.
Kasumi: Target his reproductive organ!
The Japanese targeted and shot up his reporductive organ!
Garrus was pleasured beyond his wildest dreams! Then his reproductive organ exploded as it was over stimulated this caused a corinary liver failure and a hemmorage to occur inside the turian's brain. Garrus died.
But all of a sudden Sprinkles 101 came rushing out from a dark alley! Sprinkles was wielding the same rust old spoon.
Sprinkles101: I will kill you shepard!
Kasumi: I'm not Shepard.
Sprinkles101: You aren't.
Kasumi: Nope.
Sprinkles101: Duh, your too hawt to be Shepard.
Kasumi: Thanks for the complement, Shepard has never said anything that nice to me before.
Sprinkles101: Your really attractive
Kasumi: Lets have sex.
Sprinkles101: Okay, we'll totally make Celrath jeleous.
Kasumi leaped on to Sprinkles101, she slowly began to unzip her skintight outfit. Underneath she was really tan, Sprinkles101 and Kasumi locked tounges. And then from this point on it get naughty so I can't say what else happened.
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Part Nine: A soccer game to end all soccer games.Celrath had sucessfully escaped the dudes he was being chased by. And parked his Intergalatic Space Ocean Liner, inside a gas giant. A gas gaint that look like Bespin, except for cloud city. But it totally is'nt Bespin, because this story is original and dosen't steel content or ideas from other media.
Tali felt bloated so Celrath and her servant took her on deck. But this time she was handcuffed to Vangaurd of Destruction's mobile stripper pole.
Tali: Why have you parked here?
Celrath: Meh, I get board easily and need a change of scenery.
Tali: It's nice to know there is a good side to you.
Celrath laughed like a crazed seacaptian.
Celrath: Ha ha, now pull down your pants!
Tali: Ew what no!
Celrath: No, not that! It's just that-
Dr. Who: Not so fast Celrath! Tali is with me! She is my companion now!
Funkcase: Ieh!
Celrath: Damn.
Dr. Who: I challange you to a soccer match! And the winner rules the hips and the Universe!
Celrath: Im not that good at-
Funkcase: HE EXCEPTS!
Celrath: I hate you.
They both met on the poop deck which was a convertable soccer field. Celrath looked like a vampire, while the Doctor came back form his tardis looking like this:
Tali felt bloated so Celrath and her servant took her on deck. But this time she was handcuffed to Vangaurd of Destruction's mobile stripper pole.
Tali: Why have you parked here?
Celrath: Meh, I get board easily and need a change of scenery.
Tali: It's nice to know there is a good side to you.
Celrath laughed like a crazed seacaptian.
Celrath: Ha ha, now pull down your pants!
Tali: Ew what no!
Celrath: No, not that! It's just that-
Dr. Who: Not so fast Celrath! Tali is with me! She is my companion now!
Funkcase: Ieh!
Celrath: Damn.
Dr. Who: I challange you to a soccer match! And the winner rules the hips and the Universe!
Celrath: Im not that good at-
Funkcase: HE EXCEPTS!
Celrath: I hate you.
They both met on the poop deck which was a convertable soccer field. Celrath looked like a vampire, while the Doctor came back form his tardis looking like this:
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Part Nine: A soccer game to end all soccer games.Celrath had sucessfully escaped the dudes he was being chased by. And parked his Intergalatic Space Ocean Liner, inside a gas giant. A gas gaint that look like Bespin, except for cloud city. But it totally is'nt Bespin, because this story is original and dosen't steel content or ideas from other media.
Tali felt bloated so Celrath and her servant took her on deck. But this time she was handcuffed to Vangaurd of Destruction's mobile stripper pole.
Tali: Why have you parked here?
Celrath: Meh, I get board easily and need a change of scenery.
Tali: It's nice to know there is a good side to you.
Celrath laughed like a crazed seacaptian.
Celrath: Ha ha, now pull down your pants!
Tali: Ew what no!
Celrath: No, not that! It's just that-
Dr. Who: Not so fast Celrath! Tali is with me! She is my companion now!
Funkcase: Ieh!
Celrath: Damn.
Dr. Who: I challange you to a soccer match! And the winner rules the hips and the Universe!
Celrath: Im not that good at-
Funkcase: HE EXCEPTS!
Celrath: I hate you.
They both met on the poop deck which was a convertable soccer field. Celrath looked like a vampire, while the Doctor came back form his tardis looking like this:
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Part Ten: The League of EVIL!Ryoko: Okay guys I think we should team up and work together to bring down Celrath. Then we can fight to the death for Tali, that's the only logical thing to do.
Capt. Obvious: Obviously.
The troope of intergalatic villians had decided to meet and talk things out on isolated planet.
Saren: Forget Tali and Celrath! We need to find the conduit in order to bring back the Reapers!
GreedIsNoException: As part of this leauge of evil, it has occured to me that Saren is not fully devoted to our motives.
Sloth of Doom: That means we kill him!
Everyone around the table got excited about the very mention of murder.
Capt. Kirk: Now I suggest we send him on a long expedition to uncharted space to prove his loyalty.
Saren: That a tempting offer I might just-
Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap!
Ryoko: Great, Admiral.
Capt. Obvious: That means we kill him!
GreedIsNoException: YEAH!
Capt. Obvious pulled out his glock and shot Saren's butt cheeks. The turian instantly burst into flames.
Ryoko: As I was saying, we need to facilitate a joint battle group and attack Celrath.
Gamiac: I hate him he killed me!
Ryoko: I though you where dead?
Ghostlighting: Yeah quit it, your messing up the plot.
Gamiac: Meh, I HATE all of you.
Gamiac storms off in a fit of jeleous rage!
Gamiac: I will plan a just revenge on all of you! REVENGE!
Ghostlightning: So, attacking Celrath.
Sloth of Doom: Does I don't have to do anything?
Capt. Kirk: Sure, I guess.
Sloth of Doom: YES!
GreedIsNoException: Now I think we can all reasonably agree on a set of battle tatics that would prove sucessful in a full scale attack.
Admiral Ackbar: Have I mentioned that I like traps?
Capt. Obvious: Yes.
Admiaral Ackbar: Good, cause traps are my favorite battle tactic.
Capt. Obvious: I think we all know that.
Sloth of Doom: Wait where is Capt. Cornhole and his Klu Klux Pimps? Then from out of the woods came everybody's favorite wear-chicken, he was fallowed by a swarm of racist clansmen. But these wheren't any racist clansmen! These clansmen where pimps, their hoods had all sorts of gold and bling on them.
Capt. Cornhole: Will you guys stop fallowing me!
Sloth of Doom: But those are your pimps.
Capt. Cornhole: No they aren't!
Capt. Obvious: Well they obviously fallow you around so they must be your pimps.
Capt. Cornhole: I have no idea why they keep fallowing me around. I met em at a bar one time, I bought them some drinks and now they won't leave me along!
Ryoko: Whatever. As we where saying.
Capt. Kirk: Wait where is Dr. Who?
Capt. Obvious: He obviously isn't here.
GreedIsNoException: He must have gone on without us to steel Tali Zorah!
Capt. Obvious: He obviously has betrayed us!
Ghostlightning's agent came foward and whispered stuff into Ghostlightning's ear.
Ghostlightning: Sorry guys. My agent just told me that there is a new part available for me at the end of the story. I'm leaving this council.
Capt. Kirk: Lies! It's because I'm fat isn't it!
Ghostlightning: YES! Your bloated, hidious, ugly, disgruntaled and bloated!
Capt. Kirk glared at Ghostlightning, then began to cry.
Sloth of Doom: Nice going you hurt his feelings.
Ghostlightning: He deserved!
Then Ghost teleportaled away to reappear later on in the script.
GreedIsNoException: Where wear we?
Capt. Cornhole: I submit a motion to move foward on what ever plans you guys have agreed apon before I arive!
Ryoko: I second the motion!
GreedIsNoException: I motion the vote to pay by yea or nay!
Ryoko: I second that one too!
Capt. Obvious: Let the voting begin!
Everyone: Yea!
Capt. Obvious: The resolution has obviously passed!
Sloth of Doom: TO WAR!!!
Everyone: YEAH!!!
Everyone left and took off to their starships to track down Dr. Who, who would lead then staight to Celrath and Tali.
Capt. Obvious: Obviously.
The troope of intergalatic villians had decided to meet and talk things out on isolated planet.
Saren: Forget Tali and Celrath! We need to find the conduit in order to bring back the Reapers!
GreedIsNoException: As part of this leauge of evil, it has occured to me that Saren is not fully devoted to our motives.
Sloth of Doom: That means we kill him!
Everyone around the table got excited about the very mention of murder.
Capt. Kirk: Now I suggest we send him on a long expedition to uncharted space to prove his loyalty.
Saren: That a tempting offer I might just-
Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap!
Ryoko: Great, Admiral.
Capt. Obvious: That means we kill him!
GreedIsNoException: YEAH!
Capt. Obvious pulled out his glock and shot Saren's butt cheeks. The turian instantly burst into flames.
Ryoko: As I was saying, we need to facilitate a joint battle group and attack Celrath.
Gamiac: I hate him he killed me!
Ryoko: I though you where dead?
Ghostlighting: Yeah quit it, your messing up the plot.
Gamiac: Meh, I HATE all of you.
Gamiac storms off in a fit of jeleous rage!
Gamiac: I will plan a just revenge on all of you! REVENGE!
Ghostlightning: So, attacking Celrath.
Sloth of Doom: Does I don't have to do anything?
Capt. Kirk: Sure, I guess.
Sloth of Doom: YES!
GreedIsNoException: Now I think we can all reasonably agree on a set of battle tatics that would prove sucessful in a full scale attack.
Admiral Ackbar: Have I mentioned that I like traps?
Capt. Obvious: Yes.
Admiaral Ackbar: Good, cause traps are my favorite battle tactic.
Capt. Obvious: I think we all know that.
Sloth of Doom: Wait where is Capt. Cornhole and his Klu Klux Pimps? Then from out of the woods came everybody's favorite wear-chicken, he was fallowed by a swarm of racist clansmen. But these wheren't any racist clansmen! These clansmen where pimps, their hoods had all sorts of gold and bling on them.
Capt. Cornhole: Will you guys stop fallowing me!
Sloth of Doom: But those are your pimps.
Capt. Cornhole: No they aren't!
Capt. Obvious: Well they obviously fallow you around so they must be your pimps.
Capt. Cornhole: I have no idea why they keep fallowing me around. I met em at a bar one time, I bought them some drinks and now they won't leave me along!
Ryoko: Whatever. As we where saying.
Capt. Kirk: Wait where is Dr. Who?
Capt. Obvious: He obviously isn't here.
GreedIsNoException: He must have gone on without us to steel Tali Zorah!
Capt. Obvious: He obviously has betrayed us!
Ghostlightning's agent came foward and whispered stuff into Ghostlightning's ear.
Ghostlightning: Sorry guys. My agent just told me that there is a new part available for me at the end of the story. I'm leaving this council.
Capt. Kirk: Lies! It's because I'm fat isn't it!
Ghostlightning: YES! Your bloated, hidious, ugly, disgruntaled and bloated!
Capt. Kirk glared at Ghostlightning, then began to cry.
Sloth of Doom: Nice going you hurt his feelings.
Ghostlightning: He deserved!
Then Ghost teleportaled away to reappear later on in the script.
GreedIsNoException: Where wear we?
Capt. Cornhole: I submit a motion to move foward on what ever plans you guys have agreed apon before I arive!
Ryoko: I second the motion!
GreedIsNoException: I motion the vote to pay by yea or nay!
Ryoko: I second that one too!
Capt. Obvious: Let the voting begin!
Everyone: Yea!
Capt. Obvious: The resolution has obviously passed!
Sloth of Doom: TO WAR!!!
Everyone: YEAH!!!
Everyone left and took off to their starships to track down Dr. Who, who would lead then staight to Celrath and Tali.
Modifié par Captain Cornhole, 30 juillet 2010 - 10:45 .
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 10:58
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I like it! (mostly because Im in it.) is this the last one of the day?
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 11:01
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*Stares Dramatically into camera*
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 11:03
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gamiac is my sidekick in evil doing. how can you mention the sidekick before the hero... I mean villain
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Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 11:12
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God I have a lot of reading to do....you spit them out like fire.
