Off-Topic Story The not so epic conclusion has arrived!
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Posté 31 juillet 2010 - 09:26
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I wonder where I got them from
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Posté 31 juillet 2010 - 09:26
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Posté 31 juillet 2010 - 11:04
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Again I'm sorry that I didn't give some of you people decent parts, I added a lot of folks to the script after I realized how big a role you play in the Off-Topic forum. If I ever write a sequel, I will make sure you get bigger parts.
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Posté 31 juillet 2010 - 11:21
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I am Evil! I'm an Evil eye bird thingy. FEAR ME!!!
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Posté 31 juillet 2010 - 11:31
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Oh my. I was a pathetic **** who died a pathetic death.
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Posté 31 juillet 2010 - 11:40
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you tried to kill me >Gemaphrodite wrote...
Oh my. I was a pathetic **** who died a pathetic death.
first the wedgies now this!
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Posté 01 août 2010 - 12:16
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Interesting story. More please!
#158
Posté 01 août 2010 - 01:08
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your story is trippy, and not just because Fai Dan is in it. 
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Posté 01 août 2010 - 01:30
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So am I the good guy or the bad guy I'm so lost. This is harder to follow then the plot of Session 9.
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Posté 01 août 2010 - 01:31
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I want to be evil. ryoko make me evil!
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Posté 01 août 2010 - 02:19
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haven't seen myself yet, but Im not sure if its a bad thing or a good thing hehe.
the Darth Jayder one was really in character very nice.
Though for randumb, you forgot to mention his favorite line. "I'm not a robot, I am a golem with a geth based design"
and if you can make Gamieac *cluck* (or was it "clack*) hehe.
the Darth Jayder one was really in character very nice.
Though for randumb, you forgot to mention his favorite line. "I'm not a robot, I am a golem with a geth based design"
and if you can make Gamieac *cluck* (or was it "clack*) hehe.
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Posté 01 août 2010 - 02:41
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silver_sparrow wrote...
I want to be evil. ryoko make me evil!
*HAL 9000 voice* Im sorry silver_sparrow, but I cannot do that.
but don't worry, I gave you a very specialific part towards the end of the story.
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Posté 01 août 2010 - 02:44
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You probably could make Yokofactor mention Greg Lasswell, as he always does that.
just don't call greg laswell george laswell (hehehe)you'll know why when you've tried it.
just don't call greg laswell george laswell (hehehe)you'll know why when you've tried it.
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Posté 01 août 2010 - 02:48
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Make him his lover.Jet_Truebow wrote...
You probably could make Yokofactor mention Greg Lasswell, as he always does that.
just don't call greg laswell george laswell (hehehe)you'll know why when you've tried it.
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Posté 01 août 2010 - 02:51
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Celrath wrote...
So am I the good guy or the bad guy I'm so lost. This is harder to follow then the plot of Session 9.
Well you like most people in this, are kinda a villian.
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Posté 01 août 2010 - 03:21
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This story is pure win. Hilarious stuff Cornhole!
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Posté 01 août 2010 - 03:31
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@Darth Jayder, I like your little sig quote thingies, they make me laugh.
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Posté 01 août 2010 - 03:32
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Thanks. Me too. This story makes me laugh.
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Posté 01 août 2010 - 04:31
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@Isabella, your new profile pic and sig is trippin me out.
@ Darth Jayder, I like your sig!
@ Darth Jayder, I like your sig!
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Posté 01 août 2010 - 04:49
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Part Eighteen: Forbiden Planet!
Celrath piloted his Interstellar Space Van undetected past the Dalek Crucible and down below to the Forbiden Planet. He parked his van by some trees and shrubbery, the search was on to find the cave that would give him full access to Tali's hips.
Norskatt: I hope you know what your doing.
Celrath: What!? Ash Katchem is dating Professor Oak? Quick dial 9-11!
Tali tried to do a facepalm but failed because she was still handcuffed.
Norskatt: I said theres the cave!
Across a huge savana/grassland was the entrance to the underground cave.
Celrath: Proceed with caution. We don't want to attract attention.
Norskatt and Celrath dragged Tali Zorah and Vangaurd of Destruction's stripperpole through the grassy plains. Eventually they got tired and came to a wateringhole. Norskatt decided to get a drink, but Celrath tackled her to the ground.
Celrath: Stay down!
Norskatt: Why?
He pointed to the far end of the watering hole, there was a dalek.
Norskatt: Can't you destroy it?
Celrath: Not without attracting the rest of them. Our best chance is to wait for mid-day.
Norskatt: Are you serious? They can spot us easily.
Celrath: Exactly, they will never expect it. It is so stupid it just might work! Because I'm pure EVIL!
Norskatt: You don't look evil.
Celrath: Watch this!
Celrath pimped slapped Tali in the face and bit her arm.
Tali: Hey, you know I could get sick! The human mouth has 80% more bacteria than any other animal.
Celrath: Well I'm not like most humans. I'm a vampire, that did I mention was evil!!!
Norskatt: That isn't very evil.
Celrath: Just wait till I enslave and rule the Universe!
Celrath piloted his Interstellar Space Van undetected past the Dalek Crucible and down below to the Forbiden Planet. He parked his van by some trees and shrubbery, the search was on to find the cave that would give him full access to Tali's hips.
Norskatt: I hope you know what your doing.
Celrath: What!? Ash Katchem is dating Professor Oak? Quick dial 9-11!
Tali tried to do a facepalm but failed because she was still handcuffed.
Norskatt: I said theres the cave!
Across a huge savana/grassland was the entrance to the underground cave.
Celrath: Proceed with caution. We don't want to attract attention.
Norskatt and Celrath dragged Tali Zorah and Vangaurd of Destruction's stripperpole through the grassy plains. Eventually they got tired and came to a wateringhole. Norskatt decided to get a drink, but Celrath tackled her to the ground.
Celrath: Stay down!
Norskatt: Why?
He pointed to the far end of the watering hole, there was a dalek.
Norskatt: Can't you destroy it?
Celrath: Not without attracting the rest of them. Our best chance is to wait for mid-day.
Norskatt: Are you serious? They can spot us easily.
Celrath: Exactly, they will never expect it. It is so stupid it just might work! Because I'm pure EVIL!
Norskatt: You don't look evil.
Celrath: Watch this!
Celrath pimped slapped Tali in the face and bit her arm.
Tali: Hey, you know I could get sick! The human mouth has 80% more bacteria than any other animal.
Celrath: Well I'm not like most humans. I'm a vampire, that did I mention was evil!!!
Norskatt: That isn't very evil.
Celrath: Just wait till I enslave and rule the Universe!
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Posté 01 août 2010 - 04:50
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Part Nineteen: ZOMG! My legs!
Dalek: Alert! Alert! Ship detected en'route to this saltilite!
Dalek: Charge weapons and verify targeting parameters!
Dalek: We ebay!
The command deck of the Dalek Crucible was abuzz with chatter a preping for battle with the incoming ship.
Supreme Dalek: Monitor all incoming traffic in the area, prevent any ship from landing! I will check on the weapon!
The Supreme Dalek flew down a level where Joker was being held prisoner. By this time he had gotten horribly obease from eating the Supreme Dalek's food, which was high on calories. Further more he was drunk.
Joker: *hic* Can you lovely lady get me some more champagne! *hic*
Supreme Dalek: Negitive!
Joker: Why the hell *hic* not!
Supreme Dalek: We required your legs!
Joker: Why!
Supreme Dalek: For evolution!
Joker: *hic* I never loved you! Now gimme back my ring!
The Supreme Dalek hovered and stared at Joker and his drunkeness.
Joker: *hic* Don't you know humans can't grow back our legs!
Supreme Dalek: Then you are no longer needed!
Joker: *suddenly sober* Good can I go?
Supreme Dalek: No longer needed alive!
Joker: Wha?
Supreme Dalek: Never the less we shall extract your leg DNA and the dalek race shall walk once more! Restrain him!
Several other Daleks swarmed around Joker and chained him to a operating table, a diobolical looking machine came down from the ceiling. The daleks the hooked up several tubes to Joker, the Normandy's pilot screemed in pain as his leg DNA was extracted.
Dalek: Multiple Ships detected! Fireing weapons!
Supreme Dalek: I'am needed on the command deck! Joker soon you will experience the full power the the dalek race!
*Yeah I know it's a short chapter*
Dalek: Alert! Alert! Ship detected en'route to this saltilite!
Dalek: Charge weapons and verify targeting parameters!
Dalek: We ebay!
The command deck of the Dalek Crucible was abuzz with chatter a preping for battle with the incoming ship.
Supreme Dalek: Monitor all incoming traffic in the area, prevent any ship from landing! I will check on the weapon!
The Supreme Dalek flew down a level where Joker was being held prisoner. By this time he had gotten horribly obease from eating the Supreme Dalek's food, which was high on calories. Further more he was drunk.
Joker: *hic* Can you lovely lady get me some more champagne! *hic*
Supreme Dalek: Negitive!
Joker: Why the hell *hic* not!
Supreme Dalek: We required your legs!
Joker: Why!
Supreme Dalek: For evolution!
Joker: *hic* I never loved you! Now gimme back my ring!
The Supreme Dalek hovered and stared at Joker and his drunkeness.
Joker: *hic* Don't you know humans can't grow back our legs!
Supreme Dalek: Then you are no longer needed!
Joker: *suddenly sober* Good can I go?
Supreme Dalek: No longer needed alive!
Joker: Wha?
Supreme Dalek: Never the less we shall extract your leg DNA and the dalek race shall walk once more! Restrain him!
Several other Daleks swarmed around Joker and chained him to a operating table, a diobolical looking machine came down from the ceiling. The daleks the hooked up several tubes to Joker, the Normandy's pilot screemed in pain as his leg DNA was extracted.
Dalek: Multiple Ships detected! Fireing weapons!
Supreme Dalek: I'am needed on the command deck! Joker soon you will experience the full power the the dalek race!
*Yeah I know it's a short chapter*
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#175
Posté 01 août 2010 - 04:58
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sweet, late night reading! and I guess Celrath is EVIL. well, g'night.
