Off-Topic Story The not so epic conclusion has arrived!
Débuté par
Guest_Captain Cornhole_*
, juil. 30 2010 04:50
#201
Posté 02 août 2010 - 03:04
Ryoko
-
- Members
- 428 messages
@Isabelle Mortello, your profile pic gives me seizures!
Retour en haut
#202
Guest_Captain Cornhole_*
Posté 02 août 2010 - 02:47
Guest_Captain Cornhole_*
Guest_Captain Cornhole_*
-
- Guests
In 1 hour and 15 mins the final chapter will be released!
#203
Posté 02 août 2010 - 03:05
silver_sparrow
-
- Members
- 1 377 messages
what have I missed? am I still alive?
#204
Guest_Captain Cornhole_*
Posté 02 août 2010 - 04:15
Guest_Captain Cornhole_*
Guest_Captain Cornhole_*
-
- Guests
Chapter TwentyTwo: Full Circle.
Norskatt finally reached the bottom chamber of the cave, in the middle of the chamber was a sarcophogus. It looked as if a quarian could fit inside. She slowly pushed open the sarcophogus, much to her suprise someone was already inside.
JRCHOharry: How dare you disturb my enternal slumber!
Norskatt: It was a accident I swear.
JRCHOharry: Nothing is never a accident! You will be punished!
JRCHOharry summoned the powers of Ra and Anubis in order to smite Narskatt and Tali Zorah.
JRCHOharry: I swear to me, I WILL KILL YOU!
Norskatt backed away to avoid JRCHOharry who was slowly getting out of his tomb. But she backed into a cold metal object. She turned around, it was the Supreme Dalek and Joker!
Supreme Dalek: You will surrender the hips or you will all be exterminated!
Joker: I want my legs back!
But Celrath and EDI was like Nu-uh!
Celrath: YAWR, thar be me booty! EDI, get me meh grog!
EDI: Affirmitive.
Harbinger: Assuming Direct Control!
Shepard, who was possessed by Harbinger was the last one to enter the chamber.
Harbinger: Ascended beings need never fear pain!
There was a five way standoff to take control of Tali's hips. Meanwhile outside, the pissing match and battle had reached climatic proportions!
Casualties where very very very high! Most everyone was dead. Only Ryoko, Captain Cornhole, Capt. Obvious and GreedIsNoException where left to fight Randumb Vangaurd, Onyx Jaguar, and silver-sparrow.
Randumb Vangaurd: *wheeze* I will destroy you all! *wheeze*
Ryoko: My canadian hockey hair will protect me!
Ryoko bit into Randumb Vangaurd's thigh, but he put her in a choke hold. Each side's team members cheered from the sidelines. Ryoko escaped the headlock and slapped Randumb Vangaurd, he got up poked Ryoko in the eyes again.
Capt. Obvious: WAIT!
Randumb Vanguard: What is it now?
Capt. Obvious: It's Seagloom! And she has the Ban-hammer!
Onyx Jaguar: Holly ****! She's comeing to ban all of us for spamming those porn pictures all around the off-topic.
silver-sparrow: Uh, as I recall it was only you spamming the porno pictures.
Seagloom was in the sky riding her pet sparkly-pink pony/dragon/octopuss/reaper/cheetah, Mr. Sprinkles!
Seagloom: Your out of line, forum members support each other like a sports bra! All of you are being negitive and unsupportive like Chris Priestly and Christina Norman!
She wooshed at them with the furry of her ban-hammer!
Capt. Obvious: Run for your life she's going to perma-ban all of us.
Captain Cornhole: Woah, that "Thoo-".
Seagloom swung with the full force of the ban-hammer! It hit Captain Cornhole and he was no more.
Randumb Vangaurd: Run, go on without me. I can't catch up. *wheeze*
Capt. Obvious: Your terribly out of shape for a robot!
Randumb Vangaurd: I'm not a robot, I'm a golem with a Geth based design!"
Seagloom approched Randumb Vangaurd and swung! He recieved a perma-ban from the story.
There was a flash as Jet_Truebow appeared in the middle of the battle.
Jet_Truebow: Hey waht's going on? Is that Seagloom!
Seagloom: Your really annoying! 24hour Ban!
Jet_Truebow tried to run away, but Seagloom caught up and gave him his punishment.
The rest of the forum members scambled and ran as fast as they could away from Seagloom, GreedIsNoException pushed down Ryoko and Onyx Jaguar.
GreedIsNoException: Get the hell out of my way!
Seagloom: Excessive use of explitive launguage! 10 hour ban recieved! Ban-hammer!
GreedIsNoException: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Seagloom continued to chase down Capt. Obvious, Ryoko, Onyx Jaguar and silver-sparrow. Despite useing every know weapon and tactic against the moderator, they could not lose her. silver-sparrow panicked and broke away from the group, heading towards a lone tree and frantically climbed it. When he thought he was high enough he stopped, catching his breath.
Seagloom: I see you there!
silver-sparrow threw his sidekick Gameiac down towards Seagloom.
silver-sparrow: Take him! Just leave me alone!
Gameiac landed on the ground at the bottom of the tree.
Gameiac: Cluck?
But before he could get up, Seagloom struck with the ban-hammer. Gameiac recieved a perma-ban.
silver-sparrow looked down at Seagloom who was standing at the foot of the tree, smiling maliciously and beside her was her pet sparkly-pink pony/dragon/octopuss/reaper/cheetah, Mr. Sprinkles!
Silver-sparrow: Captain Cornhole warned me about this! RAWR!!!
Seagloom: How 'bout a little fire, scarecrow!
Mr. Sprinkles breathed fire, instantly the bark erupted into scorching flames. silver-sparrow tried to escape the ever increasing heat by climbing higher, but quickly ran out of branches.
Capt. Obvious, Ryoko, and Onyx Jaguar could hear his dying screams as the flames melted his skin and the heat caused his stomach to explode; sending pus flying everywhere.
Down in the cave....
Down below Shepard/Harbinger, Celrath, EDI, The Supreme Dalek, Joker, Norskatt and JRCHOharry where fighting to the death over Tali's hips.
The room was errupting with various sprays of weapons fire! Joker was gunned down instantly. Then Tali Zorah took a hit and she exploded across the room; entrials flying from her body like streamers on a kite. She was mortally wounded. At that moment Celrath knew he was in love.
Celrath: Well blow me down! How would you like to scrape the barnacles of me rudder?
Supreme Dalek: You will all be exterminated!
He hoped over the rock and fired at everyone! He hit the Supreme Dalek with his Anti-Matter Nuke/Laser 8500 and it blew up into smitheroons. JRCHOharry tried to stop him using his godly powers. Celrath flew over and beat the living **** out of him. Tramatized, he crawled back into his sarcophogus. Avoiding more fire Celrath scambled to Tali's location, she was on the stone floor and blood was pouring from a huge hole in her stomach.
The quarian mustered all her strenght and placed her hand gently on Celrath left cheek. (No not his butt cheek you perverts!)
Tali: I luv ew...
Her body relaxed, Celrath leaned over her helmet. For the first time in his life he was confused, he felt the urdge to kiss her. But at the same time he felt the sudden urdge to bite his fangs into her flesh and rip her face off.
He made his decission! He got really close to her face, slowly he removed her helmet. She looked "butifil", her face looked like-
Stanley Woo: Captain Cornhole your story is going nowhere! I'm locking this ****! End of Line.
Norskatt finally reached the bottom chamber of the cave, in the middle of the chamber was a sarcophogus. It looked as if a quarian could fit inside. She slowly pushed open the sarcophogus, much to her suprise someone was already inside.
JRCHOharry: How dare you disturb my enternal slumber!
Norskatt: It was a accident I swear.
JRCHOharry: Nothing is never a accident! You will be punished!
JRCHOharry summoned the powers of Ra and Anubis in order to smite Narskatt and Tali Zorah.
JRCHOharry: I swear to me, I WILL KILL YOU!
Norskatt backed away to avoid JRCHOharry who was slowly getting out of his tomb. But she backed into a cold metal object. She turned around, it was the Supreme Dalek and Joker!
Supreme Dalek: You will surrender the hips or you will all be exterminated!
Joker: I want my legs back!
But Celrath and EDI was like Nu-uh!
Celrath: YAWR, thar be me booty! EDI, get me meh grog!
EDI: Affirmitive.
Harbinger: Assuming Direct Control!
Shepard, who was possessed by Harbinger was the last one to enter the chamber.
Harbinger: Ascended beings need never fear pain!
There was a five way standoff to take control of Tali's hips. Meanwhile outside, the pissing match and battle had reached climatic proportions!
Casualties where very very very high! Most everyone was dead. Only Ryoko, Captain Cornhole, Capt. Obvious and GreedIsNoException where left to fight Randumb Vangaurd, Onyx Jaguar, and silver-sparrow.
Randumb Vangaurd: *wheeze* I will destroy you all! *wheeze*
Ryoko: My canadian hockey hair will protect me!
Ryoko bit into Randumb Vangaurd's thigh, but he put her in a choke hold. Each side's team members cheered from the sidelines. Ryoko escaped the headlock and slapped Randumb Vangaurd, he got up poked Ryoko in the eyes again.
Capt. Obvious: WAIT!
Randumb Vanguard: What is it now?
Capt. Obvious: It's Seagloom! And she has the Ban-hammer!
Onyx Jaguar: Holly ****! She's comeing to ban all of us for spamming those porn pictures all around the off-topic.
silver-sparrow: Uh, as I recall it was only you spamming the porno pictures.
Seagloom was in the sky riding her pet sparkly-pink pony/dragon/octopuss/reaper/cheetah, Mr. Sprinkles!
Seagloom: Your out of line, forum members support each other like a sports bra! All of you are being negitive and unsupportive like Chris Priestly and Christina Norman!
She wooshed at them with the furry of her ban-hammer!
Capt. Obvious: Run for your life she's going to perma-ban all of us.
Captain Cornhole: Woah, that "Thoo-".
Seagloom swung with the full force of the ban-hammer! It hit Captain Cornhole and he was no more.
Randumb Vangaurd: Run, go on without me. I can't catch up. *wheeze*
Capt. Obvious: Your terribly out of shape for a robot!
Randumb Vangaurd: I'm not a robot, I'm a golem with a Geth based design!"
Seagloom approched Randumb Vangaurd and swung! He recieved a perma-ban from the story.
There was a flash as Jet_Truebow appeared in the middle of the battle.
Jet_Truebow: Hey waht's going on? Is that Seagloom!
Seagloom: Your really annoying! 24hour Ban!
Jet_Truebow tried to run away, but Seagloom caught up and gave him his punishment.
The rest of the forum members scambled and ran as fast as they could away from Seagloom, GreedIsNoException pushed down Ryoko and Onyx Jaguar.
GreedIsNoException: Get the hell out of my way!
Seagloom: Excessive use of explitive launguage! 10 hour ban recieved! Ban-hammer!
GreedIsNoException: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Seagloom continued to chase down Capt. Obvious, Ryoko, Onyx Jaguar and silver-sparrow. Despite useing every know weapon and tactic against the moderator, they could not lose her. silver-sparrow panicked and broke away from the group, heading towards a lone tree and frantically climbed it. When he thought he was high enough he stopped, catching his breath.
Seagloom: I see you there!
silver-sparrow threw his sidekick Gameiac down towards Seagloom.
silver-sparrow: Take him! Just leave me alone!
Gameiac landed on the ground at the bottom of the tree.
Gameiac: Cluck?
But before he could get up, Seagloom struck with the ban-hammer. Gameiac recieved a perma-ban.
silver-sparrow looked down at Seagloom who was standing at the foot of the tree, smiling maliciously and beside her was her pet sparkly-pink pony/dragon/octopuss/reaper/cheetah, Mr. Sprinkles!
Silver-sparrow: Captain Cornhole warned me about this! RAWR!!!
Seagloom: How 'bout a little fire, scarecrow!
Mr. Sprinkles breathed fire, instantly the bark erupted into scorching flames. silver-sparrow tried to escape the ever increasing heat by climbing higher, but quickly ran out of branches.
Capt. Obvious, Ryoko, and Onyx Jaguar could hear his dying screams as the flames melted his skin and the heat caused his stomach to explode; sending pus flying everywhere.
Down in the cave....
Down below Shepard/Harbinger, Celrath, EDI, The Supreme Dalek, Joker, Norskatt and JRCHOharry where fighting to the death over Tali's hips.
The room was errupting with various sprays of weapons fire! Joker was gunned down instantly. Then Tali Zorah took a hit and she exploded across the room; entrials flying from her body like streamers on a kite. She was mortally wounded. At that moment Celrath knew he was in love.
Celrath: Well blow me down! How would you like to scrape the barnacles of me rudder?
Supreme Dalek: You will all be exterminated!
He hoped over the rock and fired at everyone! He hit the Supreme Dalek with his Anti-Matter Nuke/Laser 8500 and it blew up into smitheroons. JRCHOharry tried to stop him using his godly powers. Celrath flew over and beat the living **** out of him. Tramatized, he crawled back into his sarcophogus. Avoiding more fire Celrath scambled to Tali's location, she was on the stone floor and blood was pouring from a huge hole in her stomach.
The quarian mustered all her strenght and placed her hand gently on Celrath left cheek. (No not his butt cheek you perverts!)
Tali: I luv ew...
Her body relaxed, Celrath leaned over her helmet. For the first time in his life he was confused, he felt the urdge to kiss her. But at the same time he felt the sudden urdge to bite his fangs into her flesh and rip her face off.
He made his decission! He got really close to her face, slowly he removed her helmet. She looked "butifil", her face looked like-
Stanley Woo: Captain Cornhole your story is going nowhere! I'm locking this ****! End of Line.
Modifié par Captain Cornhole, 02 août 2010 - 04:18 .
#205
Posté 02 août 2010 - 04:22
Norskatt
-
- Members
- 5 142 messages
lol... Yes! I survived! ( I think??)
#206
Guest_Captain Cornhole_*
Posté 02 août 2010 - 04:28
Guest_Captain Cornhole_*
Guest_Captain Cornhole_*
-
- Guests
Yep you survived.Norskatt wrote...
lol... Yes! I survived! ( I think??)
)))))
#209
Posté 02 août 2010 - 05:24
JRCHOharry
-
- Members
- 7 782 messages
And I think I survived with my all mighty godly powers!
#210
Guest_Isabelle Mortello_*
Posté 02 août 2010 - 05:27
Guest_Isabelle Mortello_*
Guest_Isabelle Mortello_*
-
- Guests
Bravo! Bravo!
#211
Posté 02 août 2010 - 05:29
Ghost Lightning
-
- Members
- 10 303 messages
This story was awesome, like this:
#212
Posté 02 août 2010 - 05:44
Ryoko
-
- Members
- 428 messages
yay, Im not perma-banned! but wait a minute, how did JRCHOharry's tomb get on the forbidden planet? oh well, the whole story doesn't make any sense, but its awsome that way. *russian accent* You did well!
*russian accent* You did well!
#213
Posté 02 août 2010 - 05:52
silver_sparrow
-
- Members
- 1 377 messages
I died! not cool. But gamiac got perma banned and I lmao.
#214
Posté 02 août 2010 - 05:57
Ryoko
-
- Members
- 428 messages
silver_sparrow wrote...
I died! not cool. But gamiac got perma banned and I lmao.
But you died awsomely! (thanks to me)
#215
Posté 02 août 2010 - 06:22
marbatico
-
- Members
- 2 323 messages
now that i CAN post it without it being spam:
edit: why is there a question mark behind my death?
edit: why is there a question mark behind my death?
Modifié par marbatico, 02 août 2010 - 06:24 .
#216
Posté 02 août 2010 - 08:12
Seagloom
-
- Members
- 7 094 messages
Okay, I admit that made me laugh. O.o
"You're out of line, forum members support each other like a sports bra!" That sentence in particular falls under the it's so bad, it's good category. I couldn't help laugh. The "me" in this story was like one of those super nice, brightly colored anime women who go psychotic in the wake of badness. XD I'm not nearly that crazy in reality. I mean, I'm not crazy at all! >.>
"You're out of line, forum members support each other like a sports bra!" That sentence in particular falls under the it's so bad, it's good category. I couldn't help laugh. The "me" in this story was like one of those super nice, brightly colored anime women who go psychotic in the wake of badness. XD I'm not nearly that crazy in reality. I mean, I'm not crazy at all! >.>
Modifié par Seagloom, 02 août 2010 - 08:13 .
#217
Guest_Captain Cornhole_*
Posté 02 août 2010 - 08:45
Guest_Captain Cornhole_*
Guest_Captain Cornhole_*
-
- Guests
lol, glad you liked it. 
#218
Posté 03 août 2010 - 03:37
GreedIsNoException
-
- Members
- 1 661 messages
O.o last time I was here there were only five... I GOT SOME CATCHING UP TO DO!!!
#219
Guest_WIngedToast_*
Posté 03 août 2010 - 04:02
Guest_WIngedToast_*
Guest_WIngedToast_*
-
- Guests
I wanna be a Momosaur that vomits rainbows into candy volcanoes that extinguish or killing Tali with super ultra magical rainbows!
#220
Posté 03 août 2010 - 04:13
Momosaur
-
- Members
- 6 messages
Aka me!~WIngedToast wrote...
I wanna be a Momosaur that vomits rainbows into candy volcanoes that extinguish or killing Tali with super ultra magical rainbows!
<3
Modifié par Momosaur, 03 août 2010 - 04:13 .
