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[Neccrid]

"Get off my lawn"?

I think thats pretty fitting.

[Fiery Phoenix]

28 posts so far and I have yet to see a single speech that makes sense. Duh!

[SandTrout]

Mine wasn't THAT bad...

[Neccrid]

Its kind of hard for me to just make up an epic ''against all odds'' speech on the spot like this so im not even going to attempt.



Its bad that anything I try and think of is something similar to Avatar.. "This is our land!!"

Hahaha...

[StrawberryViking]

Every time I try to imagine an epic Shepard pre-battle speech, I just imagine this one:

 

I'm actually surprised no one mentioned it

"They can take our lives, but they can never take, our- INDEPEDANCE DAY!":lol:

[PWENER]

Heres a real speech...



The Reapers are at our doorstep, they've come to take everything from us, but today... we take everything back. Today, race, gender, religion, they don't metter, today what metters is survival, OUR SURVIVAL!!! Today we make the Reapers regret ever being created, today we save a galaxy, TODAY, WE DEFEAT THE REAPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mallissin]

FieryPhoenix7 wrote...

28 posts so far and I have yet to see a single speech that makes sense. Duh!

I take great offense to that.

*squirts some lemon juice onto his fried Reaper cutlet*

[Jzadek72]

Before the Reapers, there was combat. Soldiers have always fought, fighting for religion, land, or political gain. Before the Reapers, there was the Rachni War. There were the Krogan Rebellions, and the Second World War of Earth, Turian Unification, and First Contact. Conflicts of horrific proportions have always scarred the galaxy.

This war is worse than any of them.

Make not mistake, we are going into hell. Not many of us will make it back. But I for one welcome the winds of inferno.

The Reapers have killed off more civilisations than we can imagine. This time, however, the cycle will not repeat. This time, the galaxy is waiting for them. This time, they will be shown that they are not gods, that the are as mortal as you or I. This time, they cannot win. We shall halt the harvest or make sure that there is nothing left for them to harvest anyway.

They say that their existance is beyond our comprehension. Maybe so. So let's make that existance end.

Today, we stand, and an entire galaxy watches. Let's make sure that it's quite a show.

[thegreateski]

"We're all going to die. I hope they kill you first."

[Spartas Husky]

Say hello to my little friend. lol



no?



See you... in hell.??? no?



THis... IS... ...ummm what rhymes?...Milky?....Home?....Ours? crap, no good spartan correlation.





or.... squish you later? lol



duno man, final speeches are lame.



ME1 had a very nice touch... ".....DO YOU have the guts to make things right....."



"....make sure he is dead"



there. elegant short, and not chessy

[Nightwriter]

The Indepence Day speech was awesome. Surprisingly moving. Best pre-battle speech ever.

At the end he actually had me going, "GET ME A F*CKING PLANE! I'LL GO KILL THEM MYSELF!"

[Spartas Husky]

Nightwriter wrote...

The Indepence Day speech was awesome. Surprisingly moving. Best pre-battle speech ever.

At the end he actually had me going, "GET ME A F*CKING PLANE! I'LL GO KILL THEM MYSELF!"

Independence day??/  who said, "get me a "fudging" plane"  ???

[JnEricsonx]

Thompson family wrote...

"Today, we fight against beings that have never known death. Teach them well."

Reapers.....we put their name to the test. 

[Sajuro]

[Spartas Husky]

Sajuro wrote...

HAHAHAHAHA.....ewwww:sick:

[Sajuro]

Spartas Husky wrote...

Sajuro wrote...

HAHAHAHAHA.....ewwww:sick:

That's what she said! hahahahahaha... aw, I just made myself sad

[Sajuro]

JeffLHansen wrote...

Up, men! Up! Hold your fire until they are within fifty yards, and then give them the bayonet! And when you charge, yell like furies!

Surely the Reaper are no match for the bayonet.

I keep reading that like "yell like furries!" that would be alarming for a whole other reason

[Spartas Husky]

Aimt for the... inky hole??

[Onyx Jaguar]

There comes a day when big ****ing machines are facing you down. Threatening your existence. Well we have machines also. Not as big, but tough and not overconfident.



These machines are trying to eat us and procreate by methods of eating, nutrionally organic beings. Our machines must be manually fixed by hand and steel. Then we have other machines that are like "Eh, we'll be on their side, eh we'll be on the Organic side, and eh, we'll just build a big station for ourselves"



Machines abound. Lots of metal. Heavy metals. Heavy Metal Thunder



We will ride this space highway on our space bikes and ride those mother****ers back into the oblivion from which they come. From were they spawn, from where they cower.



If we fail all of us organics will be used as some strange food building process that we cannot, will not comprehend. If they fail. Our machines will just be battered and rebuilt. Probably from scavenged parts of the other machines. But nay this is not the same.



Wait sure it is kind of similar. But who cares, its time to get our murder on.

[chapa3]

"I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world … without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries; a world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you."

[MarchWaltz]

Boss... you say there's only room for one Snake... no... the world is better off... without Snakes...

[Sajuro]

Now not all of us are getting out of this alive *coughjacobcough*
Jacob:
But we are going to show the Reapers why they don't mess with us and we will succeed as long as we follow operation human shield.
Miranda: What, Praytell, is operation Human Shield?
Okay Miranda, you and Jacob take as many Cerberus vessels as you can find, crew them and fly them at the Reapers. The important part is where you try to position your wreckage and corpses so as to clog up the Reaper's guns. Zaeed here will take Vorcha and other such Cannon Fodder and throw them against the Reapers until the Reapers hit their pre set kill limits and shut down.
Miranda: <_<
Just kidding, okay not really. :happy:

[Spartas Husky]

Sajuro wrote...

Now not all of us are getting out of this alive *coughjacobcough*
Jacob:
But we are going to show the Reapers why they don't mess with us and we will succeed as long as we follow operation human shield.
Miranda: What, Praytell, is operation Human Shield?
Okay Miranda, you and Jacob take as many Cerberus vessels as you can find, crew them and fly them at the Reapers. The important part is where you try to position your wreckage and corpses so as to clog up the Reaper's guns. Zaeed here will take Vorcha and other such Cannon Fodder and throw them against the Reapers until the Reapers hit their pre set kill limits and shut down.
Miranda: <_<
Just kidding, okay not really. :happy:

hahahahaha