Why do so many people promulgate this "ME1 Renegade > ME2 Renegade" meme? In both games, being as pure a renegade as you can means you'll be engaging in a lot of pointless, for-teh-lulz d!ckery.
A Selection Of ME1's Stupidest Renegade Tricks:
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Hey look: we're in a warzone facing a totally unfamiliar enemy. Hark! What is this? A fellow marine who can clearly hold her own against these things. And wouldn't you just know it? We happen be short exactly one marine! Hmmm, what to do, what to do?
Ah-ha! I have it: I think I'll yell at her and say that it's all her fault that her unit got waxed and that she's a gutless disgrace for retreating in the face of certain and pointless death. Also, I shall tell her to f*ck off and go pound sand. I love a good plan.
Hmm, you know something? I'm actually a really horrible officer. How in God's name did I ever get a commission, much less manage to make commander? WTF was the Alliance thinking? Oh, wait: I don't f*cking care, 'cause I'm totally mavericky and stuff.
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"Say goodnight, Manuel....." (redeemed only by its sheer hilarity)
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O hai reporter lady! If you don't mind too much, I'm going to shove a gun in your face and extort money out of you for this OSD which was just sitting there in plain sight in the office I was going to anyway.
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O hai other reporter lady! I'm going to punch your stupid face on camera and make everyone wonder whose bright idea it was to give a human Spectre status. This will also probably do wonders for the Alliance's public image amongst humans. (also redeemed via hilarity)
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O hai original reporter lady! What's that? You want me to plant a bug so you can expose the ticking traffic-control timebomb? Why it would be my pleasure! *ducks out of sight, turns around and goes right back* OK, I planted it. Got my money wench?
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Look, bureaucrat dude, this is the deal: you either do it or I am going to go assault the morgue and personally kidnap the corpse. What? Of course I mean it. You should know this about me. This whole thing only works if you know I've done seriously stupid sh!t like this before. Ah, good: I see you do. So, got corpse?
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Hmmm. I did kinda risk throwing a wrench into that Chellick guy's ongoing, long-term investigation into a bunch of vile gangsters who have their HQ in a wretched hive of scum and villainy. I should probably just make the handoff and go give him the evidence. Naaaah. Screw that noise. I'm gonna throw a whole f*cking toolbox into there! Let's do this!
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OK. I'm a Spectre, I gots me a sweet stealth ship, and I just recruited three well-armed and combat-capable aliens. I think I shall make a shipwide address about how all the aliens can just suck it for being a bunch of stupidheads. Humans RULE b!tches!
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Plenty more where that came from.
Modifié par didymos1120, 07 août 2010 - 10:08 .