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lovgreno

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Spartas Husky wrote...

lovgreno wrote...

I have a feeling that Cerberus investigating it would lead to another science base with scientists eaten by their experiments...


I dont mind getting eaten in that way.... as bad as it sounds lol.

Well you got to die from something eventualy... Sooo yeah...

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TelexFerra wrote...

When an irresistible force hits an unmovable barrier

stand aside

Uh, where does the unmovable barrier come into this? This is two irresistible forces hitting each other.

To all the "paradox"-type comments. How is it a paradox? It's like if two missiles flew into each other, or two planes collided in mid-air.

The only alternative is that one of the Ardat-Yakshi dies slightly before the other one and so the other one survives. It depends if you can survive once the whole thing is set in motion - like if two people shoot at each other at nearly the same time, one shoots just as the bullet is about to kill him. He dies before his bullet reaches the other guy but the other guy still gets hit and dies, rather than the bullet just falling out of the air with no momentum.

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OK, has anyone considered that...nothing happens? I.e., that their whacked-out nervous systems may prevent them from melding with one another at all. For instance, it could be that the condition, once manifested, makes it impossible for them to be on the receiving side of the link. In the absence traumatic brain injuries or neurodegenerative conditions, that alone could even be diagnostic of A-Y Syndrome.

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#29
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Either

a) division by zero

B) a Smoke Monster appears

c) nothing happens

d) it's super mega hott.

#30
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They carn't Ardat-Yakshi are sterile, so it would just be sex with a bad head ache.

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digby69 wrote...

They carn't Ardat-Yakshi are sterile, so it would just be sex with a bad head ache.


Followed by 2 super brain aneurisms w/ possible exploding biotic waves.

Next is Conrad w/ sports!:P

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The heads of both would asplode.



And computers worldwide would get bluescreens simultaneously.

#33
Mr.Caine

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You lose The Game.

#34
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What happens when two asari mind-rape each other:

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... And Prince was born.

Now, weirdness and diversity are awesome, so we have the ardat-yakshi to thank for such persons as Prince and Marilyn Manson and Lady Gaga, without any of which the universe would be a boring and unexciting place.

Plus, "Raspberry Beret" is really catchy.

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So Prince is the child of a ardat-yakshi? It does make sense. In that case I must disagree with Samaras opinion that the black widow mutation is not a disease but rather a blessing to the universe.

Now exuse me while I go listen to some eighties Prince classics.

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TelexFerra wrote...

When an irresistible force hits an unmovable barrier


Chuck Norris dies.

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leeboi2

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If they all look as good as Morinth? It'd be hot, s'about all. The head exploding thing would be quite a turn off, so let's say that won't happen! :D

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divide by zero



2 falcon punches colliding



male asari happens

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lovgreno wrote...

Double head explosion perhaps.


whoa so intense. What does it mean?

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Cra5y Pineapple

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Negative-Negative=Positive is a concept i'd use to understand this. So it would technically strengthen them both.



MHU-HA-HA-HA-HA!

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I'll call the Myth Busters for this one.

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I believe that Ardat-Yakshi can safely join with one another.

I see the condition as an evolutionary response to the Asari's obsession with outside-breeding.

The Asari may see it as a good thing, but I wouldnt be surprised if it was actually slowly weakening them.

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Simpfan wrote...

I believe that Ardat-Yakshi can safely join with one another.
I see the condition as an evolutionary response to the Asari's obsession with outside-breeding.
The Asari may see it as a good thing, but I wouldnt be surprised if it was actually slowly weakening them.


Ardat-Yakshi are sterile.

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They probably wouldn't in the first place, because both are likely vampiric serial killers and (I estimate) would be able identify each other and either kill or avoid each other. Barring that, I vote nothing, because they're sterile.

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Marzillius

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Valikdu wrote...

TelexFerra wrote...

When an irresistible force hits an unmovable barrier


Chuck Norris dies.


This.

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chapa3 wrote...

Simpfan wrote...

I believe that Ardat-Yakshi can safely join with one another.
I see the condition as an evolutionary response to the Asari's obsession with outside-breeding.
The Asari may see it as a good thing, but I wouldnt be surprised if it was actually slowly weakening them.


Ardat-Yakshi are sterile.


So they claim.
More anti-Ardat Yakshi propaganda.

#48
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lmao. Something about this reminds me of Mallrats. When he asks Stan Lee if the Thing's junk is made of orange rock.

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Simpfan wrote...


So they claim.
More anti-Ardat Yakshi propaganda.


They keep on hating and hating.

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have u seen da movie scanners?