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[JowyXXV]

From: Morlan

"I am sorry, my mate, I leave you for a krogan because you are not endowed as good for your species."

Do
you fear these words? Morlan's famous shop sells many enhancements
online that are not restricted by Citadel trading regulations! Whether
you require hormone augmentation, cybernetic enhancement, or genebiotic
xenografting, Morlan has many things you will be pleased with!

All species and gender order online from Morlan's famous extranet site, hotlinked from this message!

(Product
availability varies by local trade regulations, all element zero
products require shipping subcharge, no shipping to Omega, krogan
reproductive organs not available, other restrictions may apply.)"



(Jacob receives the e-mail)

Jacob- "Hmm! Like that's ever going to be a problem for me."

Modifié par JowyXXV, 13 août 2010 - 02:26 .

[JowyXXV]

You know who'd benefit the most from this email? DEFINITELY Udina!



The way that guy acts he must totally be compensating for something.....

[vehzeel]

Ok, JowyXXV, no more speculation regarding krogan genitalia. At all. It's not like that is the issue regarding LOVE anyway.

Not all krogan are stupid killing-machines. Quite some are smart....killing-machines. You gotta have some brains to invent/build/repair stuff, especially since the the tech in the ME universe is advanced.

[DShep100]

Maybe it's the fact that they both live for centuries. Ever see an Asari go for a Salarian?

[Canned Bullets]

AClockworkMelon wrote...

Do Asari even have vaginas? Two Asari can mate with one another... does that mean that all Asari have penises AND vaginas?

I always thought that Asari don't have sex in the way that we think of it. They do that mind meld thing and exchange genetic information that way, not through the transmission of fluids.

They obviously need some kind of hole to pass the child though.

[Schneidend]

Cra5y Pineapple wrote...

Know this. Asari will screw anything.
Except for some reason other Asari. Which makes no sense since how would they have lived in their non-spacefaring days? Screwing small rodents?

You can see several asari couples shmoozing with one another at scenic venues on Illium and the Citadel in both ME1 and ME2. The prejudice against pureblood asari is only a recent social construct in asari culture.

[Epic777]

Maybe its the poetry :-p

[JowyXXV]

I bet this girl would like Krogan men A LOT.

[Homebound]

4 balls.



/thread

[thetruefreemo]

Sounds like someone killed the Rachni. If you don't the Asari on Ilium explains how Asari can be attracted to other species.

[JowyXXV]

Btw, just wanted to update that "Krogasm" exists in the ME universe as a popular porn mag. It has a small but very hardcore following, as does "Geni-Elcor." (it's somewhere in Codex if you buy a porno mag on Omega)



The biggest porno mag focuses mainly on Asari but it's interesting that after them these two large-penised races are the ones to have the most devoted followers.

[JowyXXV]

Shepard- "What on earth would anyone want with a Krogan's testicle?"



Ashley- "Oh Commander! You still have a lot to learn about women you know!"

[JowyXXV]

One last thing I wanted to point out- as said before Krogasm is a porn magazine with a small (but dedicated) human following. Also, they manufacture Krogan-special editions of Fornax.

I guess it's true what they say- once you go Krogan, you never go human.

Modifié par JowyXXV, 14 février 2011 - 07:35 .

[ObserverStatus]

YOU 2 SMALL!

[McAllyster]

What do human women see in man like Robert Pattinson?

[Katamariguy]

Breaking racial stereotypes every day.

[Ramirez Wolfen]

They are well "endowed."

EDIT: And the Krogan have Wrex.

Modifié par Ramirez Wolfen, 14 février 2011 - 08:24 .

[Scimal]

JowyXXV wrote...

I just don't get it....

now, I understand most Krogan women are hoarded like diamonds cause of the genophage so that's prob. why Krogans go for Asari.... (better than using a sock or turning gay I guess they figure...)

But what on earth would an Asari see in a Krogan?

They're butt-ugly and weigh up to 500 pounds and are from 7 to 8 feet.  They look like dinosaurs and have rough outer skin and (looks at my avatar) sorry, but not exactly the kissable-looking type.  Giant, scaley thine slits don't look like something they'd want to kiss- and their tongues are most likely enormous and nasty, possibly like frenching the world's largest pitbull.  Don't know what that's like but I'm sure it's not pleasant.

Plus all of their limbs would be oversized!  If average male human penis is 5.6 then average Krogan penis could be about 9 and they could go up to 20 inches.

Now that size would really, really hurt a girl!  They'd need a lot of medi-gel for at least the first 6 months or so, possibly the whole relationship!  And they hooked up w/ Krogan a lot even before medi-gel was invented!

So what do Asari see in Krogan?  Is it just because they have giant penises and 4 testicles?

Looks don't matter that much to the Asari. After 300 years looks tend to come 2nd to the capabilities of the person. That's why codex entries and the Asari you can talk to all say they settle down with interesting mates, not necessarily attractive mates (by human standards).

Unique Krogan have unique personalities.Aethyta's parents were both warriors who fought in long, bloody battles. They had stuff in common.

Plus, I'd love to point out, that penis size doesn't work the way you think it does. Gorilla's are 800lbs. worth of muscle and have an average penis size of 4in. Also, there's no guarantee that stereotpyical humanoid intercourse even provides pleasure for the Asari - one of their G-spots appears to be right above their rump.

[Severyx]

This thread made me lawl.

[Big I]

The more pertinent question would be be why they find any aliens attractive, or any other genders.


Think about it. Purebloods are rare, which means most asari reproduce with non-asari. Aethyta mentions "finding comfort" with hanar, elcor and turian partners. However, it's safe to assume that evolution and/or society conditioned them to find their own people attractive, i.e. blue women.


I have less questions with them finding krogan attractive than I do with them finding any aliens attractive.

[Whatever42]

Remember, Asari orgasm through mental stimulation. They really only care about your mind. The physical stuff is incidental to them. Now the kind of Asari that could be attracted to a blood raging homocidal Krogan who thinks obliterating his own planet with nuclear fire is good clean fun is the kind of Asari I would be scared of.



Now why Krogan would be attracted to Asari is beyond me.

[GODzilla]

AClockworkMelon wrote...

Do Asari even have vaginas?

Of course not. They bear their children using a matter transporter from Star Trek..."Scotty, beam it out!" And of course they also never go to the toilet, because they don't eat or drink, have no stomach, no guts, no bladder...

Modifié par GODzilla_GSPB, 14 février 2011 - 03:44 .

[Lightbleeder]

Shouldn't it be "What DON'T asari see in krogans?" amiright?



*tumbleweed*

[Strugz]

I'm more proud of my penis now........

[JowyXXV]

Scimal wrote...

JowyXXV wrote...

I just don't get it....

now, I understand most Krogan women are hoarded like diamonds cause of the genophage so that's prob. why Krogans go for Asari.... (better than using a sock or turning gay I guess they figure...)

But what on earth would an Asari see in a Krogan?

They're butt-ugly and weigh up to 500 pounds and are from 7 to 8 feet.  They look like dinosaurs and have rough outer skin and (looks at my avatar) sorry, but not exactly the kissable-looking type.  Giant, scaley thine slits don't look like something they'd want to kiss- and their tongues are most likely enormous and nasty, possibly like frenching the world's largest pitbull.  Don't know what that's like but I'm sure it's not pleasant.

Plus all of their limbs would be oversized!  If average male human penis is 5.6 then average Krogan penis could be about 9 and they could go up to 20 inches.

Now that size would really, really hurt a girl!  They'd need a lot of medi-gel for at least the first 6 months or so, possibly the whole relationship!  And they hooked up w/ Krogan a lot even before medi-gel was invented!

So what do Asari see in Krogan?  Is it just because they have giant penises and 4 testicles?

Looks don't matter that much to the Asari. After 300 years looks tend to come 2nd to the capabilities of the person. That's why codex entries and the Asari you can talk to all say they settle down with interesting mates, not necessarily attractive mates (by human standards).

Unique Krogan have unique personalities.Aethyta's parents were both warriors who fought in long, bloody battles. They had stuff in common.

Plus, I'd love to point out, that penis size doesn't work the way you think it does. Gorilla's are 800lbs. worth of muscle and have an average penis size of 4in. Also, there's no guarantee that stereotpyical humanoid intercourse even provides pleasure for the Asari - one of their G-spots appears to be right above their rump.

The in-game e-mail you get proves that Krogans have mighty large penises, thus negating the whole "hung like a gorilla" stereotype.  Maybe Udina's hung like a gorilla, but no Krogan is.

The e-mail also suggests that Krogans on average have the largest penises of any ME race since it's specifically Krogans and nobody else used as an example for guys with ginormous penises.

The e-mail also suggests that some Asari (or other alien women) have a thing for well-endowed Krogan and don't go for "no short men".

Finally, the e-mail suggests that small penis size is something that is a concern and worry for some alien men trying to keep their women happy- which is why they have spam e-mail in the future trying to help out alien men who aren't as well-endowed as Krogans.