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[Moronic Fool]

Besides a big dick?

EDIT: Isn't that all they're interested in, anyway? I mean, they are pretty much fanservice space wh****.

Modifié par Moronic Fool, 14 février 2011 - 05:14 .

[Strugz]

JowyXXV wrote...

Scimal wrote...

JowyXXV wrote...

I just don't get it....

now, I understand most Krogan women are hoarded like diamonds cause of the genophage so that's prob. why Krogans go for Asari.... (better than using a sock or turning gay I guess they figure...)

But what on earth would an Asari see in a Krogan?

They're butt-ugly and weigh up to 500 pounds and are from 7 to 8 feet.  They look like dinosaurs and have rough outer skin and (looks at my avatar) sorry, but not exactly the kissable-looking type.  Giant, scaley thine slits don't look like something they'd want to kiss- and their tongues are most likely enormous and nasty, possibly like frenching the world's largest pitbull.  Don't know what that's like but I'm sure it's not pleasant.

Plus all of their limbs would be oversized!  If average male human penis is 5.6 then average Krogan penis could be about 9 and they could go up to 20 inches.

Now that size would really, really hurt a girl!  They'd need a lot of medi-gel for at least the first 6 months or so, possibly the whole relationship!  And they hooked up w/ Krogan a lot even before medi-gel was invented!

So what do Asari see in Krogan?  Is it just because they have giant penises and 4 testicles?

Looks don't matter that much to the Asari. After 300 years looks tend to come 2nd to the capabilities of the person. That's why codex entries and the Asari you can talk to all say they settle down with interesting mates, not necessarily attractive mates (by human standards).

Unique Krogan have unique personalities.Aethyta's parents were both warriors who fought in long, bloody battles. They had stuff in common.

Plus, I'd love to point out, that penis size doesn't work the way you think it does. Gorilla's are 800lbs. worth of muscle and have an average penis size of 4in. Also, there's no guarantee that stereotpyical humanoid intercourse even provides pleasure for the Asari - one of their G-spots appears to be right above their rump.

The in-game e-mail you get proves that Krogans have mighty large penises, thus negating the whole "hung like a gorilla" stereotype.  Maybe Udina's hung like a gorilla, but no Krogan is.

The e-mail also suggests that Krogans on average have the largest penises of any ME race since it's specifically Krogans and nobody else used as an example for guys with ginormous penises.

The e-mail also suggests that some Asari (or other alien women) have a thing for well-endowed Krogan and don't go for "no short men".

Finally, the e-mail suggests that small penis size is something that is a concern and worry for some alien men trying to keep their women happy- which is why they have spam e-mail in the future trying to help out alien men who aren't as well-endowed as Krogans.

You know a awful alot about Krogan penises , also wouldn't Asari find Humans most attractive seeing as they look like them , aslo Udina might be a idiot , but he's packing more than the Turian or Salarian counciler.

[Haristo]

Why Kelly Chambers did it with a Varren ? same question.



What happens IN SPACE stays IN SPACE !

[tmk]

JowyXXV wrote...
Finally, the e-mail suggests that small penis size is something that is a concern and worry for some alien men trying to keep their women happy- which is why they have spam e-mail in the future trying to help out alien men who aren't as well-endowed as Krogans.

You realize the whole penis size pills thing just plays on the insecurities of the men who have very little clue (much less experience) on how sex works? Aside from some pathologically underdeveloped cases (where pills won't make any difference regardless), penis size really doesn't matter nearly as much as some people tend to think.

In fact, a huge penis would lead to two problems. First, if it's too big it would reach the cervix, which is NOT pleasant. Second, well, penises essentially work on hydraulics. Increasing the size without increasing the power of the "pump" will just leave you unable to achieve erection.

Haristo wrote...

Why Kelly Chambers did it with a Varren ? same question.

What happens IN SPACE stays IN SPACE !

Dude, it's scale itch. Does Kelly look like she has scales? Now, who in the squad does (and was guaranteed to have contact with tamed varren, i.e. on  Tuchanka, throughout the course of the game)? Seriously, put two and two together.

[JowyXXV]

"You know a awful alot about Krogan penises...."



You'd be surprised by how many people tell me that.

[Cra5y Pineapple]

Girls love a bad boy. Everybody knows that.

[Ryzaki]

@tmk: How would Grunt have had sex with a Varren when he was in a *tank* and never released until he was on board the Normandy? 

Logic fail.

Modifié par Ryzaki, 15 février 2011 - 12:47 .

[tmk]

Ryzaki wrote...

@tmk: How would Grunt have had sex with a Varren when he was in a *tank* and never released until he was on board the Normandy? 

Logic fail.

We may not have seen all of his endeavors while he was on Tuchanka.

Now, are you suggesting that Kelly had scale itch the whole time since before coming aboard the Normandy? Or that she keeps a pet varren hidden somewhere so she can sex it up every once in a while?

[JowyXXV]

Now that's just dumb.

Why would Kelly have sex with a varren when she could just as easily have sex with Grunt?

[Scimal]

JowyXXV wrote...


The in-game e-mail you get proves that Krogans have mighty large penises, thus negating the whole "hung like a gorilla" stereotype.  Maybe Udina's hung like a gorilla, but no Krogan is.

The e-mail also suggests that Krogans on average have the largest penises of any ME race since it's specifically Krogans and nobody else used as an example for guys with ginormous penises.

The e-mail also suggests that some Asari (or other alien women) have a thing for well-endowed Krogan and don't go for "no short men".

Finally, the e-mail suggests that small penis size is something that is a concern and worry for some alien men trying to keep their women happy- which is why they have spam e-mail in the future trying to help out alien men who aren't as well-endowed as Krogans.

You're using a spam e-mail as a source for "facts"?

In that case, there's a foreign prime minister in Africa who needs your bank account info...

[JowyXXV]

At the very least this shows that there is a popular belief in the galaxy that Krogans are the most well-endowed with huge penises.



Where did this belief in mighty Krogan penisism come from, hmmm? What did the Krogans do to earn and deserve this belief?



Krogan porn sells like hotcakes. And people that look at alien porn mags all seem to believe that Krogan are the most ginormous. Clearly that says something.

[ScroguBlitzen]

Once you have quad,

all other seem flawed.

[JowyXXV]

I'm surprised the Krogan lost their war with the rest of the galaxy.



I mean, you'd expect the Asari to all just fall in love with them and surrender but somehow they kept fighting.



Maybe there were just too many Krogan for the Asari to handle and that's why they fought.

[oldag07]

MisterMonkeyBanana wrote...

Krogan have a long lifespan, Asari have a long lifespan... they're looking for a relationship where their partner doesn't die way way before they do? I know Liara says Asari can deal with that, but I reckon there is that thought process still going on.

Bingo

[Kusy]

MajorStranger wrote...

4 testicle...

I can't belive it took you guys full 2 pages before someone posted this.

[Dayshadow]

JowyXXV wrote...

Plus all of their limbs would be oversized!  If average male human penis is 5.6 then average Krogan penis could be about 9 and they could go up to 20 inches.

Dude, average human penis is 7 inches.  

Krogan have little reptile penises. Not as small as salarians (2 inches), but small (5 inches).  It's not true that krogan have larger penises than humans. That's just a myth. Turians penises are 9 inches average. Asari penises are about 6.25 inches. Batarians have a sort of tentacle thingies that oozes when they are aroused. Hanar have the 2nd largest penis at 22 inches. Drell penises are long (9 inches) but lack girth and are usually referred to as pencil dicks. Volus are 4 inches and thick.  Elcor's are 13 inches. Quarians? Who knows with their padded condoms. Reaper penises are 0.4 kilometers.

You're welcome.

Modifié par Dayshadow, 16 février 2011 - 04:43 .

[JowyXXV]

You lie. Krogan penises are the largest in the galaxy, plain and simple.

[Elite Midget]

Why do men fantasize about two women?



The same reason an Asari fantasizes about a Krogan Warrior.

[JowyXXV]

Ah... double the fun! (4 testicles)

[Dasher1010]

They both live for up to a 1,000 years

[JowyXXV]

Actually Krogan can at least least over 2,000 years old since Okeer is described as being "millenia" old.

Aside from being really butt-ugly the Krogan truly are amazing!

Modifié par JowyXXV, 16 février 2011 - 09:24 .

[Dayshadow]

JowyXXV wrote...

You lie. Krogan penises are the largest in the galaxy, plain and simple.

And just how many krogans have you gone down on?  I've ****d myself out to every race in the known universe and I can assure you that krogan are about 5 inches average.

[Ryzaki]

tmk wrote...

Ryzaki wrote...

@tmk: How would Grunt have had sex with a Varren when he was in a *tank* and never released until he was on board the Normandy? 

Logic fail.

We may not have seen all of his endeavors while he was on Tuchanka.

Now, are you suggesting that Kelly had scale itch the whole time since before coming aboard the Normandy? Or that she keeps a pet varren hidden somewhere so she can sex it up every once in a while?

That's more likely then him spreading it on the Normandy when you could've never let him out of the tank.  
Not to mention you were on Tuchanka for a pretty short time. What you think he found time to **** the Varren that were trying to kill him during the rite? 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 17 février 2011 - 03:01 .

[JowyXXV]

How could any woman possibly resist this guy?