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#2551
Giggles_Manically

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Branka left Oghren for a chick.

Felsi is the girl you can help him hook up with.

#2552
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Giggles_Manically wrote...

Branka left Oghren for a chick.
Felsi is the girl you can help him hook up with.


Thanks for correcting me.  Now I have to go apologize to Felsi.  :blush:

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Sialater wrote...

Zevran's awesomeness aside, the fastest Loghain ever went down was with Moira. [insert joke here.]

She kicked his ass and took no damage. AWs rule.


Oh, the PC, depending on build, can very well be the best against Loghain.  It was between Alistair and Zevran, not the warden and Zevran.  And my point was, when someone said Alistair could kick Zevran's ass, that a melee rogue was better in a 1v1 than a S&S warrior.

I just like what Zevran says beforehand.

And...  penis size is not canon!  

#2554
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Its not the size that counts, its how you use it.......

Firepower without direction is useless.....

The perfect weapon is useless, unless you know how to use it...



Innuendo is fun.

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Giggles_Manically wrote...

Its not the size that counts, its how you use it.......
Firepower without direction is useless.....
The perfect weapon is useless, unless you know how to use it...

Innuendo is fun.


Hah, spoken like a man :P (kidding, KIDDING!)

And penis is more fun to say than innuendo!

Modifié par ejoslin, 24 novembre 2010 - 05:35 .


#2556
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Giggles_Manically wrote...

Determined Zevran.
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I do so enjoy the irony in seeing Zevran kick Loghain's ass, when he was the original assassin sent after the warden.

Very hot, what's the name of that armor? I want it .o.o

Used Zev to fight Loghain in my last mage playthrough (controller build, so fighting Loghain with the Warden would take forever). Love his comment about the irony.
Seemed to have hit a bug in that playthrough, when I select Zevran I get his 'si amora'  while he is not romanced. >>'

#2557
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Zevran's armor is part of the Devout Armor mod.

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ejoslin wrote...

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Its not the size that counts, its how you use it.......
Firepower without direction is useless.....
The perfect weapon is useless, unless you know how to use it...

Innuendo is fun.


Hah, spoken like a man :P (kidding, KIDDING!)

And penis is more fun to say than innuendo!

Hey, my compass works fine to quote Jack Sparrow.

#2559
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Ramante, while it's a bug, it's there for all romance partners. If you're at 100 approval, you get the "in love lines" for any of them. If you're at 99 love, say, you'll still only get the friendship lines.

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Giggles_Manically wrote...

Zevran's armor is part of the Devout Armor mod.

Thanks, I have been looking for good light (rogue) armor and thanks to you I found it. =3

I'm making a Dalish rogue who is going to romance Zevran and this time I'm going to put a lot of points in cunning (normally I go dex). Any dialogue changes because of the high cunning when it comes to Zevran or is high cunning not really helpful when it comes to talking to companions?

@ejoslin, thanks for the info. I thought I messed up something when it comes to Zev becaues I installed your latest ZDF yesterday and I'm not sure if I installed it correctly (Morrigan fix pack doesn't want to work and am having some other trouble with mods not working).

Modifié par Ramante, 24 novembre 2010 - 05:51 .


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I think Alistair is the only companion where there's a couple of dialog choices based on cunning.

#2562
Giggles_Manically

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Yeah I like the one where you say:

So this whole temper tantrum is because you think you owe Arl Eamon something?



Thats the same guy who kicked you out, and made you sleep in the kennels bro. FAIL.

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ejoslin wrote...

I think Alistair is the only companion where there's a couple of dialog choices based on cunning.

Good to know, I was planning to go with a human-free party the entire game (unfortunately both the mages are human, so I will take Morrigan because she grew up in the woods). If Alistair is the only one with cunning based dialogue my Warden will be 'nice' to him.
Zevran romance has already started, I love his 'do you stare at everyone like that' dialogue.

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ejoslin wrote...

And...  penis size is not canon!


It is too, in Zevran's favor no less (Is anyone really surprised? Really?). Why am I the only person who remembers this?

Quote: Posted 08/10/09 19:52 (GMT) by David Gaider

Indeed. Zevran does not think Alistair is cool. Zevran would more likely mock Alistair and eventually convince him to wear purple clown pants.

Alistair: "They're kind of big..."
Zevran: "Do not be afraid, my friend. You must fill the pants! Be larger than life!"
Alistair: "I don't think anyone is THAT big."
Zevran: "Ho ho! Little do you know..."
Alistair: "What's that?"
Zevran: "No talking! You must be filling the pants, remember?"
Alistair: "I'm trying!"
Zevran: "Just be, little Alistair! Just... be!"


I color coded the important parts. For emphasis.

Modifié par Sresla, 24 novembre 2010 - 07:54 .


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Sresla, I was about to IM you and tell you that you needed to come defend Zevran's penis size. Seeing that you've done it unbidden, I can't stop laughing.

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Perhaps it's something akin to  spider-sense, Tell.  You or Sresla can decide what it should be called, though.

Also, "penis size is not canon" would make a brilliant LJ icon for use in fanfic comms.  (ANY fandom, not just DA!)

Modifié par jenovan, 24 novembre 2010 - 08:05 .


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Sresla wrote...

ejoslin wrote...

And...  penis size is not canon!


It is too, in Zevran's favor no less (Is anyone really surprised? Really?). Why am I the only person who remembers this?

Quote: Posted 08/10/09 19:52 (GMT) by David Gaider

Indeed. Zevran does not think Alistair is cool. Zevran would more likely mock Alistair and eventually convince him to wear purple clown pants.

Alistair: "They're kind of big..."
Zevran: "Do not be afraid, my friend. You must fill the pants! Be larger than life!"
Alistair: "I don't think anyone is THAT big."
Zevran: "Ho ho! Little do you know..."
Alistair: "What's that?"
Zevran: "No talking! You must be filling the pants, remember?"
Alistair: "I'm trying!"
Zevran: "Just be, little Alistair! Just... be!"


I color coded the important parts. For emphasis.

Gah, I wish i had seen that before! I would have stopped the alistair fangirls cold!

Edit: And it completely NOT a surprise to me :D

Modifié par ejoslin, 24 novembre 2010 - 08:43 .


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Nothing will stop them. Ever.

#2569
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Sarah1281 wrote...

Nothing will stop them. Ever.

We are the Alifans.
Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated
We will add your distinctive squuee to our own.
Your Fandom will adapt to service Alistair.
Resistance is futile.

#2570
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I actually haven't seen the "Alistair is MY man and is the manliest man there is" fangirl for awhile. I'm sure they're out there, but I no longer start threads titled "Zevran is a better love interest because..." so I am no longer the target of their ire!

Modifié par ejoslin, 24 novembre 2010 - 08:47 .


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Random amusement time... I'm finally getting around to actually using the feastday stuff in-game and I can't stop snickering that Zevran is the Drunken Master. Seriously, he handles his booze better than Oggy. His dex goes up even if he's falling over drunk! XD

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ejoslin wrote...

Sresla wrote...

ejoslin wrote...

And...  penis size is not canon!


It is too, in Zevran's favor no less (Is anyone really surprised? Really?). Why am I the only person who remembers this?

Quote: Posted 08/10/09 19:52 (GMT) by David Gaider

Indeed. Zevran does not think Alistair is cool. Zevran would more likely mock Alistair and eventually convince him to wear purple clown pants.

Alistair: "They're kind of big..."
Zevran: "Do not be afraid, my friend. You must fill the pants! Be larger than life!"
Alistair: "I don't think anyone is THAT big."
Zevran: "Ho ho! Little do you know..."
Alistair: "What's that?"
Zevran: "No talking! You must be filling the pants, remember?"
Alistair: "I'm trying!"
Zevran: "Just be, little Alistair! Just... be!"


I color coded the important parts. For emphasis.

Gah, I wish i had seen that before! I would have stopped the alistair fangirls cold!

Edit: And it completely NOT a surprise to me :D


Aimo did a comic for this a while back... :)

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#2573
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That's awesome.

#2574
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OMFG, I love Aimo. XD And is it just me, or are clown pants one of the main differences between JRPG and WRPG. Alistair in clown pants could totally pass off as a Final Fantasy character or something. XD

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A question on Zevran's ring: a friend of mine is stuck on a fanfic because of the description of the ring - she can't find it anywhere.

I showed her the ring from the Zevring mod, but she says she remembers a red gem on it.

She plays DA:O on xbox, so there might be some difference with the pc version, however if some of you guys can take a look at the toolset and help me, it would be greatly appreciated!


Edit: in my saves, the ring is always a golden loop, no gems whatsoever...

Modifié par Kismet76, 25 novembre 2010 - 01:32 .