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Tellervo wrote...

Don't blame Bioware, my friend. They seem to be little more than a puppet with EA's hand operating. I'm equally angry, but Bioware isn't going to listen--it's all aboard the DA2 train and if you're not interested in DA2 then they don't seem to want any discourse with you.




Are we sure Bioware has no say? I mean, really, if EA didn't need Bioware in order to develop and write DA games, then Bioware would not be making the games, right? I know there are constrains, but it doesn't seem like Bioware is even putting in the effort for DA:O fans AT ALL.

They seemed to do right by Mass Effect fans, why not do right by us?

As for the Sequel that is not really a sequel, I will rent it and try it on my brother's X-Box. It had better be mind blowing if they want my future patronage. It would help if there would at LEAST be some tying up of loose ends regarding the DA:O playthrough's conclusions.

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The troll logic is blinding.



Sten could go crazy again and kill the whole camp.

Leliana is a bard and perhaps not quite sane.

Morrigan is an apostate of questionable intentions.

Shale killed her last master.

Dog could get rabies.

Oghren is a drunk and may not be able to tell friend from foe.



I guess the only safe companions are Wynne and Alistair. I think I'll take my chances with Zev and the rest of them

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mdfitz2 wrote...

EccentricSage wrote...

mdfitz2 wrote...

ejoslin wrote...

mdfitz2 wrote...

zev sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Very articulate AND illuminating.  Thank you so much for that :wub:



 you know that was exactly what i was going for.


but as far as zev goes i kill him every time. i mean i wouldnt let him live in real life, no one with half a brain would. so why would i let him live in a game.


There are actually plenty of good reasons for a person to let him live if it were real life.  After all, you are going against an army of darkspawn led by an archedemon in a land at civil war being controlled by a man who insists there is no blight and that the Wardens are traitors.  You need every well trained allie you can find!  It's sort of a calculated risk. 

Besides, I find Zevran pretty easy to forgive as he was a slave who would be brutily tortured and or slain by his fellow Crows if he did not earn the Masters his worth.  He jumps at the chance to escape that fate.




its not a risk i would take. alot is riding on me and if i get killed by an assassin i could have killed fereldan is doomed.


Well, ok then.  I guess that concludes your relivence to this thread.  Have a nice night.

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TanithAeyrs wrote...

I guess the only safe companions are Wynne and Alistair. I think I'll take my chances with Zev and the rest of them


Wynne is an abomination. She's not safe... not at all.

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and point to Zjarcal. Very good, also I suppose Alistair, as an ex-templar trainee has been subjected to Chantry brainwashing for long enough that he's not entirely rational either (look at what happens when you conscript Loghain).

Okay, so no safe companions. Runs off with Zev, Shale and Morrigan.

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You know, Alistair is technically a ghoul...

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Sarah1281 wrote...

You know, Alistair is technically a ghoul...


lol  Wouldn't that make our Wardens ghouls too?  XD

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Aren't all Wardens doomed to become ghouls no matter what?

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See, this is why we can't afford to kill Zevran! If we do then we'll be forced to come to the conclusion that Loghain was right all along and we're too dangerous to be allowed to live! Posted Image

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Sarah1281 wrote...

See, this is why we can't afford to kill Zevran! If we do then we'll be forced to come to the conclusion that Loghain was right all along and we're too dangerous to be allowed to live! Posted Image

Posted Image Love this.  Puts it all in perfect perspective. 

LOL, I think we scared the troll off.

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I am so going to have to write a one-shot about that. My Amell can use this reasoning to explain to the party why they can't just kill the assassin who tried to kill them. Posted Image

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I'm turning a Wynne <3 thread into a Zev <3 thread. Gah, I've been away too long!

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It was never a Wynne <3 thread to be honest. It kind of started like that for one post and then some guy told everyone that if they didn't like Wynne it meant that they hated their grandmothers, hated wisdom, hated mentors, or knew better than everyone else.


Then all hell broke loose.

Modifié par Zjarcal, 27 août 2010 - 04:37 .


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Zjarcal wrote...

It was never a Wynne <3 to be honest. It kind of started like that for one post and then some guy told everyone that if they didn't like Wynne it meant that they hated their grandmothers, hated wisdom, hated mentors, or knew better than everyone else.


Then all hell broke loose.


Hahahaha.  As Freud would say, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Some people just find her annoying!

Edit: But at least there's some redemption in it becoming another Zev :wub: thread!

Modifié par ejoslin, 27 août 2010 - 04:37 .


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Zjarcal wrote...

It was never a Wynne <3 to be honest. It kind of started like that for one post and then some guy told everyone that if they didn't like Wynne it meant that they hated their grandmothers, hated wisdom, hated mentors, or knew better than everyone else.


Then all hell broke loose.


Sounds like fun!  I want in!  :D  (goes in search of the epic)  Maybe this will chear me up. 

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Zjarcal wrote...

It was never a Wynne <3 thread to be honest. It kind of started like that for one post and then some guy told everyone that if they didn't like Wynne it meant that they hated their grandmothers, hated wisdom, hated mentors, or knew better than everyone else.


Then all hell broke loose.

I just brought that up as a 'Hey, look, Wynne thread. I hope you people are more reasonable than some Wynne fans I've come acro...oh, you're not. Or at least he's not.' Posted Image

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@Sarah:

But at least we got some good laughs out of it.
"Brings tears to the eyes of even the most strong-willed of citizens...." :lol:

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Zjarcal wrote...

@Sarah:

But at least we got some good laughs out of it.
"Brings tears to the eyes of even the most strong-willed of citizens".... :lol:

That's actually not as bad as the Eamon disagreement we had awhile back which was basically this:
Him: I don't see why anyone would want to poison such a pure-hearted man as Eamon.
Me: Pure-hearted? Eamon? That's a good one.
Him: Oh, so you think Eamon deserved to get poisoned by Loghain?
Me: When did I say that? While not thinking Eamon deserved getting poisoned, I don't think he quite qualifies as 'pure-hearted.'
Him: Of course he does! He's a good man.
Me: While not arguing about that, I have a stricter definition for pure-hearted in which it means literally pure of heart and thus not actually attainable by real people.
Him: I'll have you know that my mother is pure-hearted. Posted Image

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mdfitz2 wrote...

zev sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It's true. :wub:

I really do need to get back to writing Zevran porn. Troll harder, okay?

Harder is always better, you know.

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TanithAeyrs wrote...

The troll logic is blinding.

Sten could go crazy again and kill the whole camp.
Leliana is a bard and perhaps not quite sane.
Morrigan is an apostate of questionable intentions.
Shale killed her last master.
Dog could get rabies.
Oghren is a drunk and may not be able to tell friend from foe.

I guess the only safe companions are Wynne and Alistair. I think I'll take my chances with Zev and the rest of them


Posted Image Awesome.

Seriously, I'd feel more threatened by Sten than Zev. At least, Zev attacked you while in full possession of his faculties and later explained himself. Sten just flew into a blind rage because he couldn't find his sword. I understand why his sword was so important to him, but what's to stop him from doing it again if - heaven forbid - his sword got broken in a fight or something?

And yeah, Wynne IS technically an abomination. I always found that very ironic.

Anyways...what would this world be without trolls? Not as entertaining, certainly.

On a random sidenote, I encountered a lulzy glitch in DA:O yesterday. I ran into a random encounter with some Redcliffe soldiers fighting some darkspawn and an ogre. My Warden went for the ogre to make the job easier for the rest of the team. She killed it and got the finishing animation...but so did Alistair, at the exact same time! I was literally going "what the hell, Alistair? this one was mine!"

Modifié par Nilfalasiel, 27 août 2010 - 08:56 .


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Minaleth wrote...

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Prompt: Antivan Leather  
Zevran elaborates on his thing for leather. Maybe he was with Warden at market and saw something nice, or the Warden just asked and Zevran instructs how to appreciate the smell. It might be about boots, gloves, armor ... or something completely different.

Time: 1 hour
Due: Thursday (August 26) 23:59 GMT+1, I'll choose the winner at Friday
Prize: A picture (that can be basically anything, but I suck at backgrounds, so no bg probably)
 


Thank you everyone for participating in this prompt. The entries were (I hope I didn't forget anyone):

The Smell of Death by maradeux
Aww, little Zev is adorable.

Antivan Leather by Sarah1281
Nice take on Zev's inner thought. I imagine him being gled to shop's window and staring at the boots while processing all the stuff. Also nice explanation in the last paragraph.

Haven by Corker
Oh, that was quite intense. I like drama :)

Memories by TanithAeyrs
Lots of images from Zevran's life, very interesting how many moments associate with leather. His story seem to be a bit more miserable than presented in game?

Antivan Leather Armor by Hilde
Haha, hilarious and very sexy. Stealing armor from companions is always fun!

Leather Shop by Kornichon
(comic strip)
Great minds think alike? :D Lovely and excellent drawing for such a short time.

Special Delivery by ICevoL
Beautifully done and tastefully sexy with lot of cute. I somehow knew someone will go there with a prompt like this :D Zevran definitely approves.

Dalish leather gloves by soignee
(painting)
Simply beautiful! And sad...

Leather Care by Tellervo
Sexy! How the hell you do that I do not know.

Zevran in leather pants by payroo
(painting)
It's not THAT smutty *blushes* just very hot :) I love your style.

I loved the more serious takes on the theme, but the playfulness of some other creations was very refreshing. I was torn between three entries, but the winner is only one - Hilde (for stealing Zev's armor, lol).
Congratulations and PM me about your prize.

I made up some titles if you didn't write one. Hope no one is offended :)

@the banner - you may use it for next prompts if you like. thanks everyone who liked it :)

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removed, I'd ****ed it right up :)

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Congrats Hilde!

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Congratulations, Hilde! :wizard:

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Aroihkin wrote...

mdfitz2 wrote...

zev sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It's true. :wub:

I really do need to get back to writing Zevran porn. Troll harder, okay?

Harder is always better, you know.


That's what Shale said.