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[Tryynity]

A Smalls Sacrifice: A Drabble


“You want me to what?” He couldn’t believe his ears.

“They just, like, get in the way when, y’know, interesting things come up,” Dailana said, artfully oblivious to Zevran’s objection. “Um, so, like, I want you to stop wearing them. Duh!”

He stared at her, mouth opening and closing. “Why would you want instant access there, of all places, at all times?”

She looked at him as if he were soft in the head. “Um, like, who wouldn’t?” Leaning forward, she planted one of her ‘serious’ kisses on his unprepared lips. “Please?”

He sighed. “Fine. The smalls will stay off.”

  Lyke thats toetally gotta be the first time bodalicious Zevran was lyke scared of taking off his pants. Ya know? This Dailana chick has ta be lyke toetally bogus looking, for the dude to not want to do that okayee?


Belated TOP

Hello My Darling Sex Goddess...




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Modifié par Tryynity, 18 décembre 2011 - 10:36 .

[tklivory]

Tryynity wrote...

A Smalls Sacrifice: A Drabble


“You want me to what?” He couldn’t believe his ears.

“They just, like, get in the way when, y’know, interesting things come up,” Dailana said, artfully oblivious to Zevran’s objection. “Um, so, like, I want you to stop wearing them. Duh!”

He stared at her, mouth opening and closing. “Why would you want instant access there, of all places, at all times?”

She looked at him as if he were soft in the head. “Um, like, who wouldn’t?” Leaning forward, she planted one of her ‘serious’ kisses on his unprepared lips. “Please?”

He sighed. “Fine. The smalls will stay off.”

  Lyke thats toetally gotta be the first time bodalicious Zevran was lyke scared of taking off his pants. Ya know? This Dailana chick has ta be lyke toetally bogus looking, for the dude to not want to do that okayee?

Oh, I, like, don't know if I'd, like, want to fight an ogre with a cold draft on my nadgers, you know?

[Tryynity]

tklivory wrote...

Tryynity wrote...

A Smalls Sacrifice: A Drabble


“You want me to what?” He couldn’t believe his ears.

“They just, like, get in the way when, y’know, interesting things come up,” Dailana said, artfully oblivious to Zevran’s objection. “Um, so, like, I want you to stop wearing them. Duh!”

He stared at her, mouth opening and closing. “Why would you want instant access there, of all places, at all times?”

She looked at him as if he were soft in the head. “Um, like, who wouldn’t?” Leaning forward, she planted one of her ‘serious’ kisses on his unprepared lips. “Please?”

He sighed. “Fine. The smalls will stay off.”

  Lyke thats toetally gotta be the first time bodalicious Zevran was lyke scared of taking off his pants. Ya know? This Dailana chick has ta be lyke toetally bogus looking, for the dude to not want to do that okayee?

Oh, I, like, don't know if I'd, like, want to fight an ogre with a cold draft on my nadgers, you know?

I reelly think that bodacious elf would lyke get toetally off on that! okayee?

Modifié par Tryynity, 17 décembre 2011 - 10:56 .

[Klidi]

There is lack of Zev on this page... so here he is, together with my other two favourite DA boys


by Purple-Meow

[Corker]

tklivory wrote...
Oh, I, like, don't know if I'd, like, want to fight an ogre with a cold draft on my nadgers, you know?

The Dying Gaul (classical marble NSFWosity) sneers in your general direction.

He is, of course, dying, so perhaps he shouldn't be so quick to sneer.

[Danijou]

Corker wrote...

tklivory wrote...
Oh, I, like, don't know if I'd, like, want to fight an ogre with a cold draft on my nadgers, you know?

The Dying Gaul (classical marble NSFWosity) sneers in your general direction.

He is, of course, dying, so perhaps he shouldn't be so quick to sneer.

I see your Dying Gaul and raise you Laocoon, (also classical marble NSFW) proving it's fun for the whole family! 

[Corker]

Right. Smallclothes *and* the chastity belt for the broodmother fight, then.

[Tryynity]

Now see the first guy went to battle nekkid - "I doont neeed no stinkeen arma" LOL ...
The next guy worries me do I dare ask what is attacking the ppls - Im hopin its a serpent - if not thats a really scary statue/image ...

Modifié par Tryynity, 18 décembre 2011 - 02:44 .

[Tryynity]

Ok my contribution - nekkid guy with a sword

NSFW if you missed the nekkid guy part (not his part...NVM)

Modifié par Tryynity, 18 décembre 2011 - 02:54 .

[Danijou]

Tryynity wrote...

Now see the first guy went to battle nekkid - "I doont neeed no stinkeen arma" LOL ...
The next guy worries me do I dare ask what is attacking the ppls - Im hopin its a serpent - if not thats a really scary statue/image ...

Long story made very short, one of Poseidon's priests (Laocoon) had children and in the presentation of the Trojan horse he tried to make the Troys burn it because he thought it was a trap. First the gods (very clearly not on the side of Troy) sent down an earthquake and blinded him, but dude was still like, "IT'S A TRAP!" These things did not make Poseidon (or Minerva/Athena depending on whose take of the Iliad or Aenid you're reading or looking at the depictions for) happy, so 2 giant serpents crawled up from the sea foam and poisoned/mauled/ate Laocoon and his two sons (which he shouldn't have had, being a priest of Poseidon at any rate).  There's seriously like six different takes on this story depending on the period, artist, writer, or whatnot.

Long story cliffnoted farther: ancient guy pisses off ancient gods. Weirder things have come of this. 

Edit: Tryn, your link I don't think has anything to do with a particular story. It looks like a piece of Romanticism to me, though I'm definitely not really a scholar on anything post-18th century art. I suppose to say, it looks like it's from the year 1800+ would be a less vague answer... Sorry! I'd go through storytime again if I could hehe. 
EditEdit:  Lol his sword is bent. 

Modifié par Danijou, 18 décembre 2011 - 03:01 .

[tklivory]

Bent swords, smallclothes, chastity belts: poor Zevran, his sword is starting to feel positively inadequate. Luckily, Dailana is quite serious when it comes to some things, and, as noted, her mouth is far more clever when no words are coming out of it.

EDIT: 
Also, anyone else look at some classical sculptures and wonder at the use of steroids in the models?

Ok, sooooo done with commenting...

Yay Zevran!  Bloodsong, love your pic!

Also, Klidi: Dailana I approve of the artwork you linked.  I just love bananas and cotton candy!  (That was the focus of the picture, right?)

(look, shiny is over there!)

Modifié par tklivory, 18 décembre 2011 - 03:21 .

[Danijou]

OH MY GOD THE PIAZZA DELLA SIGNORIA IN FLORENCE, I'VE -BEEN THERE-!!!! *rabid seizure*

*cough* ... that cast bronze... wait is cast? All right, brain fart, anyways, it's Perseus and it's AMAZING, but right to it's ... right I think it is there's a copy of the Rape of the Sabine women by my FAVOURITE EVER ... All right second favourite ever sculptor that REALLY bears linking (I swear I took literally 20 of my own pictures of this) (Note: Nudity, but "rape" means KIDNAP here, not what you think)
Sabines
I wish I coulda found the other angle where you can see the hand on her hip, the sculptor (Giambologna) actually carved the divets where his hand squeezes her. It's amazing, and only Bernini is a better sculptor in my mind.

You guys should probably talk about fluffy bunnies or something or I'm going to go stuff myself in a suitcase and mail myself back to Rome.

edit: OMG I totally got distracted off my original point which was to say the "steroids" was a type of romanticism (lowe-case "R", not to be confused with "Romanticism" ie the "Romantic period"). Incidentally the Greeks, Romans and all of their emulators (I think that Perseus statue is circa, uh, idk, 1600 or so) didn't ONLY make people "Beautiful" (very muscular with very tiny... packages, which was pretty because it indicated a level of sophistication I suppose, separating us from the animals) in the sense of ripped, but they had a style called "Verism" where they made them look crazy old and wizened so the senators and whatnot would be more respected!
editedit: I LOVE ITALY
editeditedit: Also, I have a picture of the place where Savonarola was burned AND hung (SIMULTANEOUSLY, HOW AWESOME IS THAT?) in the square near the city hall, and pictures of the Medici palace. /drool

Modifié par Danijou, 18 décembre 2011 - 03:38 .

[Tryynity]

tklivory wrote...

Bent swords, smallclothes, chastity belts: poor Zevran, his sword is starting to feel positively inadequate. Luckily, Dailana is quite serious when it comes to some things, and, as noted, her mouth is far more clever when no words are coming out of it.

EDIT: 
Also, anyone else look at some classical sculptures and wonder at the use of steroids in the models?

Ok, sooooo done with commenting...

Yay Zevran!  Bloodsong, love your pic!

Also, Klidi: Dailana I approve of the artwork you linked.  I just love bananas and cotton candy!  (That was the focus of the picture, right?)

(look, shiny is over there!)

Dont steroids make things bigger? Or do they just work on muscles  *shrugs*

Clearly DANIJOU studied art at some point - Art Major perhaps ? LOL 

Is there anyone here that hasnt been to College/Uni

PS  -  I loved Italy too - I like Italians even b4 Zev  although Im wondering if Zev was intended as Spanish - no matter to me he is Italian

- I see the Rivain as Spain, where the rain also falls mainly on the plain.

Modifié par Tryynity, 18 décembre 2011 - 04:13 .

[tklivory]

Tryynity wrote...

Dont steroids make things bigger? Or do they just work on muscles  *shrugs*

Clearly DANIJOU studied art at some point - Art Major perhaps ? LOL 

Is there anyone here that hasnt been to College/Uni

Steroids only make muscles bigger.  They shrink... other things... shall we say.

[Tryynity]

tklivory wrote...

Tryynity wrote...

Dont steroids make things bigger? Or do they just work on muscles  *shrugs*

Clearly DANIJOU studied art at some point - Art Major perhaps ? LOL 

Is there anyone here that hasnt been to College/Uni

Steroids only make muscles bigger.  They shrink... other things... shall we say.

Thats what I was thinking you meant - but had to clarify ahaha

[Tryynity]

I wuz supposed to do a TOP wasnt I - sorry - I shall remedy it now.

Edit: Okay - the image took me way too long to post - clearly I lack image posting skills  - oh well at least I got it there in the end.

Persistance FTW !  yay

Modifié par Tryynity, 18 décembre 2011 - 10:35 .

[Tryynity]

tklivory wrote...

Bent swords, smallclothes, chastity belts: poor Zevran, his sword is starting to feel positively inadequate. Luckily, Dailana is quite serious when it comes to some things, and, as noted, her mouth is far more clever when no words are coming out of it.


(look, shiny is over there!)

Oh and lyke  EFF-WHY-EYE ...
 - Zevran has toetally got a bodacious dagger and a longsword y'know and like neither are bent - okayee? and he  lyke has nothing to be ashamed of, okayee?  just sayin 

 -  the Dalish ones are bent though - so Kyerra tells me

Modifié par Tryynity, 18 décembre 2011 - 10:48 .

[Corker]

I think Antiva is supposed to be pseudo-Italian; it was first named 'Calabria' in development (they changed it when they learned that there really was a Calabria), there's a town named 'Rialto' (like the bridge in Venice) and 9 times out of 10, the place with the merchants and the assassins is Italian-flavored in fantasy. *insert standard disclaimer about how Orlais isn't France, Ferelden isn't Scotland, etc etc etc*

@Nekkid people, maybe I should have posted more context. XD Tryyn's right - the Gauls (and other Celts) were infamous for running into battle stark naked. IRL, not just as an artistic convention, if we can believe the Roman accounts...

[BloodsongVengeance]

corker:  no... i thought they at least wore blue paint?

TK:  thanks
  um... and i do believe that is ice cream.  not cotton candy.  are you sure youre staring at the right part? :X


ahem.
bloodsong's brain would like permission from the following authors to torture write about their characters:

klidi: airam
tk:  kalindra
tryyn:  kyerra
zaxarus:  nemain
danijou:  dio
shadow of light dragon:  asleena

as well as zevran, zevran, zevran, zevran, zevran, alistair, and zevran.

   this is for a completely NON-canon 'saw' crossover-crossover.  is that a double-crossover?  a doublecross-over? which probably won't be published anyway, because it has too many spoilers.  also, nobody's character dies.  unless... you'd prefer they do.  could probably work that in.


::points at brain::  i am SO not responsible for any of this.

[Zaxarus]

@Bloodsong: You have my permission as long as she won't turn into some soft flower-girl.
I like crossovers.

[Klidi]

Bloodsong - sure. As long as they (Airam and Zevran at least, I can't talk for the others) survive it in one piece and without lifelong trauma.

[tklivory]

@ Bloodsong - go for it. I don't think you could be any more cruel to her than I usually am...

[Danijou]

lol, Knock yourself out, doesn't bother me any.

edit: you should just know that Dio's the guy that will throw other people in front of things when it gets nasty, lol

Modifié par Danijou, 18 décembre 2011 - 09:53 .

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

*hands over Asleena on a silver platter*

Asleena: Why do I have a bad feeling about this? *spies the multiple Zevrans* Ah, right...them.
Kandheir Cousland (in audience): I can already tell this crossover is going to be wasted on her.
Kandheir's Zevran (in audience, with popcorn): No matter, my friend. If there is an orgy of six Zevrans we still get to watch.
Kandheir: And Alistair?
Zevran: He gets to watch too. It will be educational!

[Tryynity]

Sure Bloodsong - you can have Kyerra and do anything with her you like with one exception.

- she must stay in character (you should know her by now if you have been reading)

Unless its set in post blight/awakenings or beyond - by then she is very rounded. Like Zax I want her to stay true to herself otherwise.

OR
If enchantment or blood magic is involved that changes her in someway - thats ok 

Modifié par Tryynity, 19 décembre 2011 - 12:21 .