A Holiday with Corker's FamilyFeaturing Corker's dad, sister, husband, herself, and her grandma.
"First, always, always,
always keep it pointed in a safe direction. Never at anything you wouldn't want to see destroyed. Understand?"
"A thing of danger! Already I am liking it."
"One hand here, the other here. Finger goes here,
over the trigger, not on it, while you aim. Remember your sight picture?"
"Si."
"You're holding it too loose. Pull with this arm, push with that one... good. Sight on the target and when you're ready, squeeze the trigger gently. Don't yank."
BANG!"This, I like. So, how is this one different from the others in the wheelbarrow?"
"Well, that's a .22, good for plinking and not much else. If you're comfortable with that, this one here..."
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"Okay, look. I get that you're my sister's guest and all, but I'm baking right now. You can either help
my way or you can wait until I'm done and bake your own cookies. All right?"
"Passhara."------------
"And what are you doing, bent over this curious device?"
"Banning some moron who's forgotten who's the moderator and who isn't."
"I see... what language. Is the mockery truly necessary?"
"Yes. It sends a message to the others."
"Clever thinking; I approve. May I make some suggestions?"
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"Are you really certain this approach to potty training is ---"
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Thank you, Wynne, but we are not discussing parenting techniques today."
"It's just that in my experience --"
"HEY how are those cookies coming, guys?"
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"...and the people voted on it and they didn't want the stadium, but they went and built it anyway."
"That's... too bad?"
"You just can't trust any of them. Every single
politician in Allegheny County is corrupt, there's not a good one in the bunch. They let the steel mills go and now the entire region's dying."
"Definitely bad."
"And they just don't care. They're going to run it into the ground."
"Can I maybe get you some more coffee or something?"
"Oh, thank you. You're such a sweet boy, listening to me go on like this."
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That's my dad giving Zevran range safety instructions, Sten and my sister locked in a battle of wills over the kitchen facilities, Morrigan learning site moderation from my husband, me about to go nuclear on Wynne, and Alistair listening to Grandma go over her Greatest Hits.
Modifié par Corker, 25 décembre 2011 - 05:06 .