Ridiculously Awesome: The Zevran Thread
#6951
Posté 16 août 2012 - 11:10
#6952
Posté 16 août 2012 - 11:33
My short ficlet 'Place Your Bets' (First Kiss prompt) was recently translated into Chinese(!), and for some reason I thought it was a good idea to try using an online translator to put it back into English to see what it'd look like.
I laughed. I had tears in my eyes.
So I'm posting it here.
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Description: The boys are all this virtue. Blight, the men in the tent to ride out for a special time ... What is the bet? Who is the winner? Alistair, Zevran, Sten, Oghren and Mabari Warhound portrait of the protagonist.
Author's Note: BSN weekly Zevran sketch. Time limit of one hour, the keyword "kiss." Very happy, enjoy! : D
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"I bet five coins pig rabbit lovers," said Oghren.
"Hmmm, I bet ten, Mabari," Alistair said.
"Oh, very brave ah, the little guy ruined gun? Well, Well, I out of 15 pieces of silver you have to say?"
"I would say 'Hello my shiny little one a good friend Alistair win, you have to buy him a hill heap so much cheese!'"
Uh, is not your lucky day, the temple boys let he bloody stupid dog than a Zevran assassin master door are not, right? Ah? Wizard? "
"If my fans obsessed with who do not mind," Zevran replied quietly, his face from the nose of Ferrix a handspan nearly gold eye blink to stare at the Mabari the brown eyes, "this test of requires attention, please, be quiet. "
The elves and the dog, as the scene suddenly showing almost devout silence to crow knees, and Mabari squatting, they look straight at each other, no one blink of an eye.
The two fighters suddenly a shadow enveloped sudden.
"Dare to ask What is the focus of this ceremony?" Of Sten ask Road.
Ceremony? His mother is a bet, the Quine people Oghren replied. "Let the wizard is showing his cat reflexes."
Sten impassively looking down. After a few seconds against the rigid situation, he asked: "So now from the 'demonstrators'?"
", Etc. Some of them move to be considered the beginning," Alistair explaining. "Zevran He is expected to faster than Ferrix action. My opinion, no chance of winning. Ferrix state the worst of times stronger than he, right man?"
Mabari the eyes unwavering, but he shook his short tail.
"That is not right!" Zevran calm protest. "If I vote for something poisonous, he ran far, is not it? Haha, I joke! Do not bark at me!"
"Total ~ ~ ~ s ~ ~ ~" Alistair said, "It's very simple, really. When Ferrix trying to take a tongue to wash your face to the Zev, Zevran only thing to do is quickly see and then get out of the way of the tongue origin. "
"Boring." Sten looked Warhound coldly. "You simply press down on him, the victory belongs to you."
"No, do so on non-compliance," Oghren said. Pounce and then send a big wet kiss of war dogs, in addition count foul. "
Not surely? "
"Yes! Damn dogs have no chance. Wizard can get out of the way, no problem."
"Your trust I rejoice, Mr. Zevran hiss met.
"This is what I here," Oghren under irrigation, a beer called loud belch, "Please call me for Zevran team cheerleader."
"You set the scene really scary ..."
"Interesting," Sten said. "But not quite proper. Wizard and Mabari in the battlefield, like I have seen. Obviously, Warhound win ...... demonstration."
"Ha!" Alistair towards Oghren punched. "Did not see? Sten and I am a country! On Ferrix!
"Oh this? Well ... bet bet you say! 15 pieces of silver, Quinn Come on, or say you are a coward?"
"...... Not risk a waste of coins can be considered cowardly?"
"But if the - Ferrix won, you will be able to recover exponentially," Alistair said cheerfully. "Otherwise, you can bet ...... uh ... a few cookies? Or to Zhang portraits?"
"Antiva has the artists are adept at using pastels to create exciting," Zevran recommended. "I used to know a great oil painter! Guy Seniors beautiful, he out of a gold pounds I took all my crimson chaise chair leaning against Zhang for his painting. If you want to add one for their own collections Vice true masterpiece, I am willing to surrender it to you Oh, I did not even willing to sign a name! "
Fifteen silver coins bet Mabari win, "Sten said tablet.
"Ah, confident I would like to hear this."
Moment dramatic in the eye, there was a burst of perceived imperfections footsteps, and then ringing denunciations of the gray robe followed by Alistair Rye.
"Dare to ask here what Thedas bear things? You these guys the rotation!"
The face of Asleena blame, Oghren, Alistair and Ferrix quickly, guiltily stood up at that moment - say, just as when Mabari turn on the head, Zevran pounce suddenly approached. His arms clasped the neck of the war dogs, just trying to kiss sudden parts of India in that beast a kiss, the other in horror, sorrow fled to the master behind.
"Aha!" Zevran laughing, half lying on the ground, barely supporting his chin with one arm propped up the body, "Victory belongs to me, is not it?"
"Thirty pieces of silver is mine!" Oghren triumphantly facing Alistair and Sten waving fists. "Simply something to throw in the towel! Silver coins are handed Oghren here Come on!"
"This does not count!" Alistair protest.
Standing Asleena Leliana, Morrigan and Wynne side, witnessed the scene in front of the dwarf and the Knights Templar, she looked debate maintained a deadpan Sten, lying on the grass proud smirk wizard, and behind her, curled into a Mission Mabari, and finally opening said, "Zevran?
"What is commanded, my gray robe Rye?"
"Why did you just kiss my dog?"
Fin.
#6953
Posté 16 août 2012 - 06:46
you poor, poor fool!
there's some sort of modern parable about putting a sentence into a chinese translator, then putting it back through the other way... surely you've heard about that??
ah, but now your story has been translated into Engrish! which... isn't even chinese-based... but close enough, no?
"you have to buy him a hill heap so much cheese!"
and call him Chief Big Cheese!
(note: not mocking native americans, but how native americans are portrayed in horrible 50's style shows!)
it's odd, though, how zevran got turned from an assassin to a wizard....
@ aidana
yes, it is best to make up your own future.
when i played da2, i used a story where we killed zevran already. he was not in da2, then! i think i am happier that way!
da2 is another story. i do not bother thinking of it, with my warden.
what the developers say is canon, about zevran, i still ignore them.
#6954
Posté 17 août 2012 - 07:55
http://rooster82.dev...682724?offset=0
It's a beautifully drawn fan comic telling the story of Nara, the Grey Warden (Dalish Elf Origin) with a bit of Zevran romance.
Great story and amazing drawings. I'd recommend it to anyone who is a DA:O fan, regardless of whether or not they like Zevran.
Here's an example of one of the pages.
Modifié par HollowSunsets, 17 août 2012 - 08:01 .
#6955
Posté 18 août 2012 - 01:24
#6956
Posté 20 août 2012 - 09:34
That's what I thought too.BloodsongVengeance wrote...
dangit, i've been avoiding comics and stuff, but now i'm hooked on that one! she's a grand master of linework and dynamic composition. ::sigh:: oh, and her morrigan is hilarious!
Too bad I finished the whole thing in a few hours.
#6957
Posté 20 août 2012 - 09:45
jaime_sama wrote...
Hi all!
I just finished a playthrough where I saw all of Zevran's romance for the first time, andI came back to the forums here just to find a sympathetic audience to squee with.
I can't believe you get the achievement for romancing him so early, and there is so much more to it. Love the dialog about the earring (NOT A LOVE TOKEN, NOT AT ALL) and his little freakout, then coming to his senses again. I refused to bring him along to fight the archdemon, and it was heartbreaking to part with him. And then in the epilogue, he feels like an established relationship. (I'm going to rebuild the Wardens, will you come with me?... Of course, you're stuck with me now...) <3
As my offering to the Zevran shrine, here's a quick fanfiction scene I wrote after the end of my game. I played male City Elf fighter, the "Secret Companion" killed the archdemon, and poor Alistair left the Wardens in despair (I still feel bad about that). The PC is the last Grey Warden in Ferelden and is really glad that Zev stuck around to help with all the new recruits.
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Zevran had that disapproving look again.
I don't mind learning to repair armor. I've only been a Grey Warden for a few weeks, and I'm still getting over the shock of learning all of their secrets at once. Always expected I might want a family one day, a partner to grow old with once I retire from fighting. Wups. Guess not.
I think the Commander is giving me simple tasks so that I'll have time to think. The armory is a pleasant enough place in summer, with sunlight slanting in to warm up the wooden floor. Zevran is good company, and tells the best stories while we sit around and stitch. But right now he's got that look that means he's about to start complaining about the inferior leather we have in Ferelden. I'm *really* sick of hearing that. So I blurted out the first question that came to mind.
"Why are you teaching us, if you won't go through the Joining yourself? Do the Grey Wardens mean something to you?"
He glanced up from the gauntlet he was working on. "Only one of them does."
Everyone knows about the two of them. They don't talk about it much, but it's not exactly a secret why Zevran is here. He isn't in the order though. He could still have it all, the family, the retirement, someone to grow old with. Doesn't he realize?
"But you two don't exactly get to live happily ever after, do you? He's a Grey Warden. When the taint starts to catch up to him, he'll be called to the Deep Roads to die fighting darkspawn. How many years does he have to live, ten? Doesn't that bother you?"
Zevran tucked a blond strand behind one pointed ear. "No, because I expect the Crows will track me down and kill me long before that."
Crap. He sounded as calm as if he was predicting tomorrow's weather. I heard he used to be a Crow, but wasn't that ancient history? "You think they are still hunting you?"
"I think," the Commander said, "that you and I together could kill one hell of a lot of Crows, Zev." He shouldered through the door awkwardly with his arms full of blunted practice swords.
Their eyes met, and for a moment I wondered if they were angry about something. I thought about ducking out, but the Commander was blocking the door.
Zevran looked away first. "True."
The Commander turned to place the swords on their rack, one by one. Zevran continued, "And when you are called, you and I together will kill one hell of a lot of darkspawn."
The Commander whirled around so fast, he actually dropped the last practice sword. He *never* drops a weapon. "Zev, no."
Zevran met his gaze again. "If my battles are yours, then your battles are mine."
This time the Commander looked away.
Zevran went back to stitching leather.
God that was good!
#6958
Posté 22 août 2012 - 11:35

I will never recognize the canon is an eyesore! Zevran for me will always be the same as in DAO.
Modifié par aidana, 22 août 2012 - 11:48 .
#6959
Posté 23 août 2012 - 08:01
hah! i managed to stretch it over a couple of days. sticking to only 10 or 20 pages at a time.
and she wont take commissions to do canon characters drawn with yours. cuz dang, i was seriously thinking of a scene in B&Z she could do as a comic page that would rock... :/
@aidana:
you are correct!
in DA3, zevran would look like "kreacher" from Harry Potter!
@jaime:
julie reminds me... i don't think i mentioned how much i liked that sentiment in your story: how if zevran's fight against the crows is one the warden takes personally, then zevran takes the warden's fight against darkspawn (especially in the calling) as his fight, too.
that rocked!
ONE MORE WEEK for the summertime prompt, peoples!
oh... and for anyone who is keeping track... this week's post for bannon & zevran will be delayed. probably til next week. this section is turning out long, but i don't want to cut it in half again, like i've been doing with the long ones. :/
#6960
Posté 28 août 2012 - 12:27

excuse the clothing as he is in a morph test game...
#6961
Posté 29 août 2012 - 02:34
Aaaand, I can proudly announce that I made it in time! My response to Bloodsong's 'old prompts' challenge. What does Rinna look like:
Rinna
If you like it, leave a comment! ;D
#6962
Posté 29 août 2012 - 11:41
okay, i'll quit procrastinating and organize my stuff here... um, i guess i kinda forgot to pimp my zevran-centric pics this summer, even after i asked if it was okay to do that. :X
BloodsongVengeance wrote...
The ZevranWeeklySummertime Prompt!
(that doesn't have a new pic.)
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to select a prompt
from all the previous prompts and do that. You can select more than
one, if you like. The prompt list is on the front page. (Note that a
few more prompts have been done since then, you can surf for them
starting on page 250.)
Bonus: Do a prompt in the media
you usually don't do prompts in. Writers do art, artists do writing.
If you do both... I dunno, do a graphic novel/comic? Don't forget --
macaroni art is always an option!
Time Limit: nah, screw it. spend all summer on it, if you want.
Deadline: September13, 2012
We won't do winners and prizes, but everyone who enters gets Bragging Rights! And we'll all tell ya how cool you are.
]Prompt: Food by Shadow of Light Dragon
Zevran takes the Warden to a fine/expensive meal? He cooks for the party
for the first time and certain people suspect poison? Someone tempts
him with fish chowder and a corrupt politician? The Warden cooks, and
it's terrible ("Ah, spit or swallow, the eternal question..."). And on
that note, what's an Antivan milk sandwich, anyway? Anything goes.
"Gimme a Bite!"

Prompt: Lovers by Danijou
Zevran is as much a Lover as he is a Fighter. Is your Warden victim to
his wiles? Show us! Just friends? Maybe take a crack at a lover from the
past. Rinna's fresh on our minds after all!
Fighting side by
side, relaxing away from an adventure, or adventuring away from
relaxation, just show us how they're together! This can be fluff, not
really a kmeme prompt after all, but if it's 18+ in any way please do
tag appropriately. Please take this as literally or figuratively as you
like, everyone's concept of love is very different, and i'm excited to
see variety.
Their Second Favorite Thing to Do in Bed Together

Prompt: Tattoos by Tigress M
Wearing them, making them, admiring them (or not), anything goes.
Zevran in Camp (Tattoo Study)

now to see how i've messed up the img tag again... oh, it worked! click the thumbnails to go to the devart pages.
enjoy!
Modifié par BloodsongVengeance, 29 août 2012 - 11:44 .
#6963
Posté 01 septembre 2012 - 03:17
Posted it to my DW instead since BSN keeps borking the images and cutting 90% of the post out of the center.
Screenshots: Zevran in Guild Wars 2
Modifié par Aroihkin, 01 septembre 2012 - 03:23 .
#6964
Posté 02 septembre 2012 - 01:29
zevran's cannon just slays me :X
the SUMMERTIME challenge is almost over! cuz... you may not have noticed, but i sneakily extended the deadline to past monday, which is a holiday in some places.
now the big question is... is everyone back, and who would like to do a new weekly prompt?
#6965
Posté 03 septembre 2012 - 07:02
(I'm no good for challenges, but I never have been.)
#6966
Posté 03 septembre 2012 - 06:06
Aroihkin wrote...
The best part was when other people fired it. XD
i'm not even going to get into the freudian trap THAT is! lol!
#6967
Posté 04 septembre 2012 - 06:23
BloodsongVengeance wrote...
The ZevranWeeklySummertime Prompt!
(that doesn't have a new pic.)
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to select a prompt
from all the previous prompts and do that. You can select more than
one, if you like. The prompt list is on the front page. (Note that a
few more prompts have been done since then, you can surf for them
starting on page 250.)
Bonus: Do a prompt in the media
you usually don't do prompts in. Writers do art, artists do writing.
If you do both... I dunno, do a graphic novel/comic? Don't forget --
macaroni art is always an option!
Time Limit: nah, screw it. spend all summer on it, if you want.
Deadline: September13, 2012
We won't do winners and prizes, but everyone who enters gets Bragging Rights! And we'll all tell ya how cool you are.
SUMMER IS OVER! (thank the Maker; i hate summer) congratulations on everyone who survived summer.
And now for a Summery Summer Summary!
Klidi has made us a Rinna!
Bloodsong did a buncha Zevcentric pics!
And with some non-entries (read: just random stuff they did anyway)...
Shadow translated a short fiction into... and back out of Chinese!
Jaime posted a nice in-line short fiction.
Tellervo posted a new chapter.
Corker's characters complained again...!
Aroikhin finished a Zevran pic! (and started another one, what happened to that!?)
Oh, and posted some new storyness!
Klidi created a Zev-Centric Society-thingy on FFnet for serious Zev stories.
did i miss anything/anyone? don't be shy!
...We Now Return to our regularly scheduled Weekly Prompt.
if anyone has an idea, feel free to jump in and post it. if not, i have an idea that i'll put up next week.
#6968
Posté 06 septembre 2012 - 10:46
Rinna

Happy Days of "Team ART" (Arainai, Rinna, Taliesen)
#6969
Posté 07 septembre 2012 - 11:26
GW2!Zevran is level 20 now. I'm liking the thief class much more than I expected (melee was still very broken in the beta I first tried it in).
Some boring screecaps of him looking at the screen:



I've done a little WvW as him and damn near destroyed an elementalist before he could even react to hit his mist form (elementalist is my main class... guess what Tannusen is?). That was a pretty proud moment. If he hadn't had three friends chomping at the bit to get at me, I'd have gotten him for sure.
But that's what happens when you spend fifteen minutes shaking your butt at the enemy team and infuriating them.
(My graphics are all set in the medium/none/low range, fyi.)
#6970
Posté 10 septembre 2012 - 11:37
@HollowSunsets, that comic looks great, but I wasn't able to find page 1. I'm not too familiar with deviantart so maybe I'm just clueless. Do you know if it is possible to start from the beginning?
Shadow, my favorite bit of your re-translated story:
"This is what I here," Oghren under irrigation, a beer called loud belch, "Please call me for Zevran team cheerleader."
That Oghren is always "under irrigation." (is that what the kids call it in Ferelden?)
Modifié par jaime_sama, 11 septembre 2012 - 12:05 .
#6971
Posté 10 septembre 2012 - 11:46
My Warden Commander says, after the end of Awakening:
Went to Antiva looking for the assassin Zevran - "Well, yeah, he wasn't home when he said he'd be."
Joined Zevran and they took over the Crows - "Bwahaha! Riiiight. There is not enough No in the world. Unless by "took over" you mean "killed enough of them that they decided to leave us alone." "
Caused some kind of major ruckus in the capital city - "Um, yeah, that part is true. Long story."
(Makes me wonder what the heck they got up to...)
#6972
Posté 11 septembre 2012 - 03:16
#6973
Posté 11 septembre 2012 - 05:00
quite welcome; it was good
deviantart posts everything backwards -- that is, the oldest/first image is the last one on the last page. so to find page one of the comic, go to that gallery, to the last page. then keep hitting the "prev" button at the top to get to the next page.
haha! i'm with you on the canon 'interpretation.' especially since i finished origins before awakenings was even out, so my brain handled the whole mess with the crows before awakenings even started. come to think of it... in my canon, zevran is there in awakenings for more than half the time.
no mere video game can defeat my brain!
(we won't mention the time i played 'witch hunt' and named the dog 'zevran' :X )
@ aro
zevran mugging the camera? why am i not surprised?
"But that's what happens when you spend fifteen minutes shaking your butt at the enemy team and infuriating them."
fraps or it didn't happen!
@sia
hi!
and, um... seeya later!
#6974
Posté 12 septembre 2012 - 05:26
BloodsongVengeance wrote...
yay klidi! um, what was the prize again? fame and adoration, and jealousy of your peers or something?
okay, i'll quit procrastinating and organize my stuff here... um, i guess i kinda forgot to pimp my zevran-centric pics this summer, even after i asked if it was okay to do that. :XBloodsongVengeance wrote...
The ZevranWeeklySummertime Prompt!
(that doesn't have a new pic.)
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to select a prompt
from all the previous prompts and do that. You can select more than
one, if you like. The prompt list is on the front page. (Note that a
few more prompts have been done since then, you can surf for them
starting on page 250.)
Bonus: Do a prompt in the media
you usually don't do prompts in. Writers do art, artists do writing.
If you do both... I dunno, do a graphic novel/comic? Don't forget --
macaroni art is always an option!
Time Limit: nah, screw it. spend all summer on it, if you want.
Deadline: September13, 2012
We won't do winners and prizes, but everyone who enters gets Bragging Rights! And we'll all tell ya how cool you are.
]Prompt: Food by Shadow of Light Dragon
Zevran takes the Warden to a fine/expensive meal? He cooks for the party
for the first time and certain people suspect poison? Someone tempts
him with fish chowder and a corrupt politician? The Warden cooks, and
it's terrible ("Ah, spit or swallow, the eternal question..."). And on
that note, what's an Antivan milk sandwich, anyway? Anything goes.![]()
"Gimme a Bite!"
Prompt: Lovers by Danijou
Zevran is as much a Lover as he is a Fighter. Is your Warden victim to
his wiles? Show us! Just friends? Maybe take a crack at a lover from the
past. Rinna's fresh on our minds after all!
Fighting side by
side, relaxing away from an adventure, or adventuring away from
relaxation, just show us how they're together! This can be fluff, not
really a kmeme prompt after all, but if it's 18+ in any way please do
tag appropriately. Please take this as literally or figuratively as you
like, everyone's concept of love is very different, and i'm excited to
see variety.
Their Second Favorite Thing to Do in Bed Together
*snip*
Isn't Zevran a little old for Micheal Jackson?
#6975
Posté 12 septembre 2012 - 09:49
Chapter 22 of Failed to Fail - Broken Toys is up.
It's a long and angsty chapter - Airam finally tells Zevran about his past.





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