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[inclemency]

Was going to post some screenshots I got today, but my party is exactly in the same spot they were yesterday. Lol, I had such good intentions on moving forward significantly today.

Edit: added top screen with Alistair wearing the Panda Helm in the shot - don't have a decent shot for ToP today

Modifié par inclemency, 02 janvier 2011 - 10:50 .

[Yankee23]

I love that one, Storm!

edit: Both of them!

Modifié par Yankee23, 02 janvier 2011 - 10:50 .

[inquartata02]

LadyDamodred wrote...
Also, about how far would you say In Peace We Lie is from being done?  I was trying to save it so I could read it in one go, but I'm desperate to start something new.
!

Sadly, somewhere between halfway and three-quarters, I think. It's hard to tell with how complicated the plot is, even though I'm 184K words in, how many more words/chapters it will take to finish. I mean, I have an outline and a crapton of jotted notes, and I know where everything is going, but I'm still unsure of exactly how long it'll take to get there. 

Additional note: Flemeth? Creepy.

[Merilsell]

The things you find on ff.net. Now DA even has troll-fics.

I lol'ed.

Draging Age: A new thrett?

Dunekn was reeding bock abote swording. "Hmm this is good lerning" he sad and scratchered beerd with hands. "I will haves to sword like this in many fites with darkspan."

Then Allstir cam runn "Dunken we ned to go gather teamates with treatsies sinse darkspwan are atacking Ferlnden and wants us to help them to fite."

"Since we are Grya Wardins we shud go help them then go get treats and meat me on boat." Dunken said. Dunkens boat was faster then running so they cud go get teamates quickler. "Okay Dunken I have treties now lets go save Frelnden" Allster sayed to Dunken and then they went to go do misson like Gray Werdens sinse they were.

Then they got to Elf camp in wods and Dunken sad to Ellf gard and asksed him where the boss guy was since he wold know about the tratsies and then wud send sodjers to fite.

The boss guy was tall and big and ugly and Ailstar was nerves but Dunken wasent since he veterin wareer and fited peple like him befor.

"We have old treeties that make you fite with us agenst darkspen" Dunekn tlod him.

"I dont have sodlers here rite now since there hunting but eyel go with yo" the boss guy sayed and sayed his name was Tom then they went to go use other treets but with dawrves now since humens were fiting darkswan alredy and dident need to be convinced with traties or maked scarred.

Then they got to Rozrhamer and taked to gards.

"We need to get in to talk to dwerf king" Dunken sad to gards but gards dident move and one taked back to Dunken.

"I dont like Elefs and one is with you guys so I wont let you in since I hate them." he raged at Tom.

"What if I bye you donuts" Dunken sad to gard since he new darfs liked donuts and then the gard sad okay and Dunken gave him money and they all went into Rorazhmar.

Then they gote to king and king was nice and dident need convincings and got army redy and sad "Army will met you at batle with darkspin." and they all went and gote to darkspwan army.

They gotted to Smithsberg where enemies was and then charged with humen soldirs and fited and was slicing enemies but some of them got sliced too and oggers snapped the humens wile they yelld "No don't make us snape!" but the oggers did anyway sinse they were evel.

Tom was shooted with crissbow but dident stop fiting since elefs weren't cowerds and he wanted to prove and Dunken was swording with swords learned from bock erlier while others fited with brave.

Just then humen army stoped being sliced and snaped and shoted by bows wen dwarf army came over hill and shoted inspired things at oggers that mad them nerves sinse they were evel and they runned.

"Oggers runned! The evil guys are beated!" Dunken yells and army all cherd with him. The day was won for goodness.

Epic.

Modifié par Merilsell, 02 janvier 2011 - 10:53 .

[inclemency]

Omg, Meri, I'm lmao  'Oggers runned', was the last straw, I just couldn't help lmao at that

Thanks Yankee

Modifié par inclemency, 02 janvier 2011 - 10:55 .

[inquartata02]

@Meri: Awesome find! LOLOL.

Edited to add: OMG At least go read the other stories the troll-fic-author has on ff.net. The description for the House story had me giggling.

Modifié par inquartata02, 02 janvier 2011 - 10:59 .

[Skyl4rk]

CeboCabo wrote...

Happy New Year and a celebratory 1000th page Denerim Market Streaking!

Cibran dared Alistair to give the two clerics a shock of their lives



But, lo, he was double dared



And something for the ladies who appreciate the backside

Playing catch-up and I'm just gonna say that these pictures are PURE AWESOME!!!

And holy jeebus, you people are fast!  16 pages to read through and who knows how many prompt fills.  Keep it up guys

[Merilsell]

Yep, the epicness of the fight scenes moved me to tears. And Duncan...sorry Dunken being sooo nice to the dwarf guard to buy him donuts? That was so touching as well. Aww



xD

[inclemency]

Sky, so glad you reposted those pics, they are so much win!

Meri, I'm surprised he wasn't called 'Drunken'..

Modifié par inclemency, 02 janvier 2011 - 11:04 .

[Catspaw]

Oh, Maker, Meri! I completely lost it on Dunken donuts! I had to figure out how to read it first, then had to keep stopping to laugh!!!!!!:lol:

For Sky below me here - Forgiven. "But they're BUTTS!!" Right there with ya. edit x2 still can't type

Modifié par Catspaw, 02 janvier 2011 - 11:12 .

[Skyl4rk]

I know I was supposed to snip, but...they're BUTTS! I just couldn't. I just love the top one. The older sister looks like she's liking what she sees. XD

edit: I'm seriously lmao at Dunken Donuts

Modifié par Skyl4rk, 02 janvier 2011 - 11:09 .

[RagingCyclone]

Meri, that is hilarious.

Sky, figured you would find that one.

[Skyl4rk]

The butts, they don't escape me

[Tigress M]

@Meri - The "Dunken was swording with swords learned from bock erlier" is where I totally lost it. That was classic. Thanks for sharing!

Here's some non-weepy Alistair for a change. This is from a dialog that is becoming one of my favorites... "I have a couple of interesting moles I can show you later, too, if you're interested."

[Merilsell]

Yeah, it's kind of brain twisting and eye-bleeding inducing but sometimes something like that is exactly what I what to read for the lulz. Here I know that it isn't meant seriously, but with a few bad others I have read the past days...this is not the case. o__O

However I have finally finished the Carta today and Lenya was on a roll. She had a streak of five or six decaps, which was awesome. I guess Alistair simply has to ****** her off a bit more often

I will start to blog about her and her decisions tomorrow...promised. I have been lazy with that ...but now all needed pics are uploaded, so I can start

[inclemency]

'No, don't make us snape!'

I can see so many sig possibilities out of that piece


Flyby screenshot....my Ser Gilmore as Gerault

Modifié par inclemency, 02 janvier 2011 - 11:45 .

[KyleTheArtist]

"O hai thar!~ I'm just gonna clip through Kardol here, just 'cuz I'm cool like that!"

I found it hilarious, because this darkspawn just run into the shot XD

Modifié par KyleTheArtist, 03 janvier 2011 - 12:11 .

[inclemency]

Wow, nice quality screenshot, Kyle, really nice detail. Lol, that's bizarre about the darkspawn running into it!

[CeboCabo]

This thread moves so fast. I have so many pages to catch up on!



@ Kyle - lol! Where is his face? XD

[Merilsell]

Heh, Alistair is obviously discovering atm that Lenya is more than just the eye-rolling, snarky and feisty Dalish. In my FF I have a running gag/theme that is coming up every few chapter...which is that one of the other chars is calling him out on his interest in her first Leliana, then Oghren and atm Nithius...and he always hurries to deny it xD Yeah, that man is so young and innocent....not.


This is actually a (poorly) visualized scene from my FF xD since she has no tattoo on her back, nor a white linen or open hair...but hey:

Alistair hesitated for a moment, unsure whether to press the handle down or not. After all, he shouldn't just burst into her room. Though as Arai started to scratch his leg to urge him to finally open the door, Alistair did.

And froze on the spot.

Lenya stood across the room with her back to the door, her naked frame only wrapped within a white linen cloth. Wet as the piece was, it revealed more than it hid. Shaking her hair slightly, the blond wisps fell over her shoulder and the movement loosed the cloth down to the floor.

Warmth crept into his face...and other parts, and he forgot how to breathe or think as he gulped hard. Somewhere in the corner of his mind Alistair knew he should simply close the door and be gone, for he was intruding her privacy, her very private privacy. Still inert, his eyes remained transfixed on her, drinking her form in as she flexed her muscles and sighed, thoroughly lost in thought. Her back was one sinuous curve, adorned with an artful, intricate tattoo along her spine, which only ended in the graceful curve of her hips.

But Maker, even if this was without a doubt the most sensual thing ever seen in his life, why was he still looking? Now would be a really good time to look somewhere, anywhere else or shut the door or even to pass out. Just something that did not include leering at the naked form of his fellow Grey Warden. He knew that if he didn't move now he would be struck down by lightening by the Maker Himself for staring so, or she would...

"Arai, who let you..."

Crap.

Dead he was, more than this. Can a person be more than dead?

In that moment where she groped for a blanket, turned and saw him, Alistair was not only sure of that, more so he knew. The furious wrath was apparent in her eyes as she approached closer and he still didn't move, now for an entirely different reason. Like the sinner he was, he waited for the punishment... that did not come. Instead she only coldly shut the door closed without to regard him further or leave him room to explain. Which wasn't a completely bad thing, for his brain was unable to form coherent words or any words that did not include stammering.

:innocent:

Modifié par Merilsell, 03 janvier 2011 - 12:27 .

[KyleTheArtist]

CeboCabo wrote...

This thread moves so fast. I have so many pages to catch up on!

@ Kyle - lol! Where is his face? XD

I know how you feel, I leave this thread for like an hour and there is 5 pages already XD

Oh mah gawd, i just realized...Poor Kardol is smelling darkspwan farts...

Modifié par KyleTheArtist, 03 janvier 2011 - 12:32 .

[CeboCabo]

Meri, thank you for sharing a clip from your FF there. With that very sensual description you just gave, I coudln't blame Alistair for not looking away immediately

@ Kyle - Lol...was that the butt in place of his face?!  Poor Kardol indeed!.  

Modifié par CeboCabo, 03 janvier 2011 - 12:34 .

[Merilsell]

Aww...thanks. Since my FF is already about 170k words long, I have tons of snippets xD Too bad that I'm not better with teh toolset, or else I could have made this shoot a lot more like in the FF...stupid in-game camera >_< Odd enough did Lenya all the decaps after I made this scene, lol. Guess she was pissed xD I swear even in the game she has a mind of her own, lol.

[CeboCabo]

Hehe...I think your snippet did enough justice to visualize a better picture.  And now my drawing hand is starting to itch   *nrrrgghhh...must finish other drawings first!*

[LadyDamodred]

*cracks the whip at Cebo*