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[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

I would happily spectate the event.

And I'm sure you'd also be there to lend a helping hand in case anyone had problems removing their bras before burning.

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Since we are on the subject of boobs and Alistair:



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Modifié par Skadi_the_Evil_Elf, 01 septembre 2010 - 01:03 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

I would happily spectate the event.

And I'm sure you'd also be there to lend a helping hand in case anyone had problems removing their bras before burning.

Yes, that's how altruistic I am.

While you are at it, maybe you should also riot for custom legs, booty and body in general

[Yankee23]

cmessaz wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

cmessaz wrote...

We need a custom boobs plz sig.

Maybe we should stand outside Bioware headquaters burning our bras while chanting "CUSTOM BOOBS! CUSTOM BOOBS!"

They will have no choice but to obey.

I approve of this plan.

LMAO - Me too!

@Skadi - excellent use of Moobistair!

Modifié par Yankee23, 01 septembre 2010 - 01:10 .

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

[quote]KnightofPhoenix wrote...


[/quote]

Yes, that's how altruistic I am.

While you are at it, maybe you should also riot for custom legs, booty and body in general [/quote]

Hmm...now that you mention it...

Would make up for not being able to choose your race. You could make a really short pseudo-dwarf human with a big booty and long legs in proportion to height, like a J-Lo dwarf.

Or you can just make hawke morbidly obese for S and G.

Edit: @Yankee:

I think we should be allowed to have such a pair available for character creation! And The Beard, too.

Modifié par Skadi_the_Evil_Elf, 01 septembre 2010 - 01:13 .

[cmessaz]

Lol! I like the way Skadi thinks :D:D:D

[Giggles_Manically]

Im Giggles_Manically and this is my favourite plan on the Alistair thread.

[Addai]

Zjarcal wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

  And the peasant woman behind her has the same melon proportions, so this is apparently the new human female rig they were talking about.

I seriously, seriously hope they rethink this.

The peasant woman in the background is Hawke's mom, so there's hope that this is purely a family thing.

*Hope*

...which means femHawke is going to inherit the gazongas of power, too.

Why don't they just dispense with the other body parts and just have a floating pair of ****** and a big ass that shoots fireballs out of it to destroy the.... whatever Hawke has to destroy in this game.

[Merilsell]

Addai67 wrote...

Zjarcal wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

  And the peasant woman behind her has the same melon proportions, so this is apparently the new human female rig they were talking about.

I seriously, seriously hope they rethink this.

The peasant woman in the background is Hawke's mom, so there's hope that this is purely a family thing.

*Hope*

...which means femHawke is going to inherit the gazongas of power, too.

Why don't they just dispense with the other body parts and just have a floating pair of ****** and a big ass that shoots fireballs out of it to destroy the.... whatever Hawke has to destroy in this game.

Skeleton Darkspawn?

[KnightofPhoenix]

I think the main antagonist would be the Qunari. Which is kind of ironic, I don't know how they would react to being beaten by female ****** and other assets.

[Addai]

Some Alistair-elf snuggle

[Giggles_Manically]

<LOOKS AT BRO>

SEE! THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS!



Jesus H. Christ in space this is ME2 with Swords.

[Addai]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

I think the main antagonist would be the Qunari. Which is kind of ironic, I don't know how they would react to being beaten by female ****** and other assets.

You look like a ******.  But that makes no sense, ****** don't fight.

[Sandtigress]

That's gorgeous! (I'm not biased by the elf at all, no sirree)

[Giggles_Manically]

This reminds me of a comic where Sten said to a female warden:

You cant fight and be a woman!

She responded with oh yah!



And then the warden showed Sten her assets.

Sten's shocked face was priceless, wish I had saved that.

[Addai]

Sandtigress wrote...

That's gorgeous! (I'm not biased by the elf at all, no sirree)

Suuure.  Or that she looks a lot like.... someone.    I do like the colors.

Alistair at play

Modifié par Addai67, 01 septembre 2010 - 02:27 .

[TotoroTori]

So since everyone is posting fan art is it bad if I post an actual I mean actual decent drawing by me...



The things I do just to get character cameo's in stories....

[Addai]

TotoroTori wrote...


So since everyone is posting fan art is it bad if I post an actual I mean actual decent drawing by me...

The things I do just to get character cameo's in stories....

Wow, very nice!!

Here's a nice line drawing by the Morrigan thread's ximena.



Oh those wily elf mages!  They're out to corrupt you, Alistair.  :innocent:

[Sandtigress]

Addai67 wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

That's gorgeous! (I'm not biased by the elf at all, no sirree)

Suuure.  Or that she looks a lot like.... someone.    I do like the colors.

Alistair at play

Hee hee, that's cute! 

And no she doesn't!  She doesn't have the same vallaslin.    That makes her totally different.  Though it kind of looks like Alistair has a Kara doll in the picture above.  

[Giggles_Manically]

Drive by Alistair Badassness.

[Addai]

Here's a nice one for the HFs, oh you of ample cleavage.

[Addai]

Sandtigress wrote...

And no she doesn't!  She doesn't have the same vallaslin.    That makes her totally different.  Though it kind of looks like Alistair has a Kara doll in the picture above.  

Oh, right, you'd have to 'shop that in. 

[Addai]

*heart stops*  I love this one.  Of Kings and Mages

[Giggles_Manically]

Wow I wish I could draw even a little better than stick people.

[Addai]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

This reminds me of a comic where Sten said to a female warden:
You cant fight and be a woman!
She responded with oh yah!

And then the warden showed Sten her assets.
Sten's shocked face was priceless, wish I had saved that.

Well, when faced with a floating pair of ****** that shoots flaming arrows out the nipples, Sten would be right to be confused. 

I suppose this is what was meant by the marketing buzz phrase "different standards of beauty."  There's the porn star standard, and...

[Giggles_Manically]

Addai67 wrote...

Giggles_Manically wrote...

This reminds me of a comic where Sten said to a female warden:
You cant fight and be a woman!
She responded with oh yah!

And then the warden showed Sten her assets.
Sten's shocked face was priceless, wish I had saved that.

Well, when faced with a floating pair of ****** that shoots flaming arrows out the nipples, Sten would be right to be confused. 

I suppose this is what was meant by the marketing buzz phrase "different standards of beauty."  There's the porn star standard, and...

I hate how Bioware and EA think that all Male gamers are Bros who want big boobs and explosions.
Whilst I can enjoy them, oversaturation of said stuff annoys me in the long run.