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RagingCyclone

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tgail73 wrote...

I love that idea Skadi, but I agree with Giggles. Instead of getting to know each other, they would only discuss games. :)


I bet you find that maybe gaming would help break the ice, but that would only be the beginning. I bet they would move onto knowing each other after the initial meet and greet. Image IPB

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LIGHTSABERS!



I could not get the sound to work at all so I uninstalled it but saved the link for later.

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Imagine the marital spats:



Wife: I can't believe you just sided with that bastard Loghain and had poor Alistair executed!

Husband: Why not? Alistair was a whiny tool. Loghain's my bro!

Wife: Pheh. You're only jealous cuz Alistair is so cute, adorable, and sexy!

Husband: What? Alistair isn't even a real man. how could I be jealous of a whiny tool that can't even stand up for himself unless you metagame and pick some contrived conversation option!

Wife: Alistair is more man than you'll ever be! And I've licked his lampost more times in the last month than I've licked yours in the past year!

Husband: Well, I've kept Morrigan nice and warm plenty of times, and have made enough demon babies with her to start my own demon baby clan!

Wife: Well, of course you would. Anyone who thinks that loopy Orlesian skank is hawt can't be counted on for good judgement or taste anyway!

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Giggles_Manically

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Or this:

Man: Haha NOOB! (headshot)
Wife: Guess who is sleeping on the couch!
Man: Ah shi-

That last sentence Skadi:
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Modifié par Giggles_Manically, 10 janvier 2011 - 03:27 .


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Skadi, you may have a point.Image IPB

@Giggles - Image IPB

Aliderp...
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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Anyone who thinks that loopy Orlesian skank is hawt can't be counted on for good judgement or taste anyway!


QFT!

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Giggles and Skadi, or the opposite could be true:

Hubby: You have to see this new scene I just downloaded.

Wife: What scene?

Both watch a scene from IRS-A, look at each other, then head off to the bedroom to recreate what they just watched.....what?....It's happened before...I am sure....

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RagingCyclone wrote...

Giggles and Skadi, or the opposite could be true:
Hubby: You have to see this new scene I just downloaded.
Wife: What scene?
Both watch a scene from IRS-A, look at each other, then head off to the bedroom to recreate what they just watched.....what?....It's happened before...I am sure....

DOUSES WITH HOLY WATER.

IMPURE THOUGHTS SHALL BE CLEANSED FROM THEE! :ph34r:

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Giggles...all I am going to say...it was fun. Image IPB

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Imagine the marital spats:

Wife: I can't believe you just sided with that bastard Loghain and had poor Alistair executed!
Husband: Why not? Alistair was a whiny tool. Loghain's my bro!
Wife: Pheh. You're only jealous cuz Alistair is so cute, adorable, and sexy!
Husband: What? Alistair isn't even a real man. how could I be jealous of a whiny tool that can't even stand up for himself unless you metagame and pick some contrived conversation option!
Wife: Alistair is more man than you'll ever be! And I've licked his lampost more times in the last month than I've licked yours in the past year!
Husband: Well, I've kept Morrigan nice and warm plenty of times, and have made enough demon babies with her to start my own demon baby clan!
Wife: Well, of course you would. Anyone who thinks that loopy Orlesian skank is hawt can't be counted on for good judgement or taste anyway!


HAHAHAHA!! Omg Skadi, that is just too hilarious!!Image IPB Oh, and Rage wrath incoming??Image IPB

@Rage - Well yes, it would be an icebreaker. Very good point. Image IPB

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RagingCyclone wrote...

Giggles and Skadi, or the opposite could be true:
Hubby: You have to see this new scene I just downloaded.
Wife: What scene?
Both watch a scene from IRS-A, look at each other, then head off to the bedroom to recreate what they just watched.....what?....It's happened before...I am sure....



Who would have ever though video games could double as marital relationship enchancers!:wizard:

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

RagingCyclone wrote...

Giggles and Skadi, or the opposite could be true:
Hubby: You have to see this new scene I just downloaded.
Wife: What scene?
Both watch a scene from IRS-A, look at each other, then head off to the bedroom to recreate what they just watched.....what?....It's happened before...I am sure....



Who would have ever though video games could double as marital relationship enchancers!:wizard:


Bioware?Image IPB

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RagingCyclone wrote...

Giggles and Skadi, or the opposite could be true:
Hubby: You have to see this new scene I just downloaded.
Wife: What scene?
Both watch a scene from IRS-A, look at each other, then head off to the bedroom to recreate what they just watched.....what?....It's happened before...I am sure....


And you say your going to purgatory. Image IPB

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How about this:



Woman: Oh Alistair!

Man: .... hey!

Woman: What?! You get to bring Caramel pudding into here and I get to pretend its Alistair.

Man: Well you dont have to say his name....

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Wow, y'all are on a roll this morning. Image IPBImage IPB

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Yankee23 wrote...

RagingCyclone wrote...

Giggles and Skadi, or the opposite could be true:
Hubby: You have to see this new scene I just downloaded.
Wife: What scene?
Both watch a scene from IRS-A, look at each other, then head off to the bedroom to recreate what they just watched.....what?....It's happened before...I am sure....


And you say your going to purgatory. Image IPB


Heeey! She and I were in a committed relationship, I know I told you this. Image IPB

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wow I missed the fun in here ..... GAH to many pages to go back to catch up on ... Morning You Lovely bunch of Ali fans and not so Ali fans!

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RagingCyclone wrote...

Giggles and Skadi, or the opposite could be true:
Hubby: You have to see this new scene I just downloaded.
Wife: What scene?
Both watch a scene from IRS-A, look at each other, then head off to the bedroom to recreate what they just watched.....what?....It's happened before...I am sure....


Let's just say this... hubby has gotten really good at knowing when my latest Warden has finally gotten some tent time.  And, he was not especially thrilled with my Randi playthrough. 

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sevalaricgirl wrote...

@Sevalaricgirl - Props to you for writing!  That's a life long dream I'm just beginning to pursue, myself.  Are you published and if so, I'd love to see what you've written!  

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http://www.amazon.co...94672376&sr=8-1


Very cool!  From what I read in the sneak peak there, your story sounds amazing!  

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Briiel wrote...

wow I missed the fun in here ..... GAH to many pages to go back to catch up on ... Morning You Lovely bunch of Ali fans and not so Ali fans!

I currently fit into neither group. B)
Which makes me lonely. :crying:
But makes me a unique thing.  :D
But a lonely unique thing.  :(
 

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Tigress, you naughty minx! I'm sure Alistair has "helped" many couples in that department. Image IPB

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Giggles_Manically wrote...

Briiel wrote...

wow I missed the fun in here ..... GAH to many pages to go back to catch up on ... Morning You Lovely bunch of Ali fans and not so Ali fans!

I currently fit into neither group. B)
Which makes me lonely. :crying:
But makes me a unique thing.  :D
But a lonely unique thing.  :(
 



Aww then you get a *hug* and a special Morning :wub:

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Tigress M wrote...

RagingCyclone wrote...

Giggles and Skadi, or the opposite could be true:
Hubby: You have to see this new scene I just downloaded.
Wife: What scene?
Both watch a scene from IRS-A, look at each other, then head off to the bedroom to recreate what they just watched.....what?....It's happened before...I am sure....


Let's just say this... hubby has gotten really good at knowing when my latest Warden has finally gotten some tent time.  And, he was not especially thrilled with my Randi playthrough. 

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tgail73 wrote...

Tigress, you naughty minx! I'm sure Alistair has "helped" many couples in that department. Image IPB


Oh, I'm sure!  

Okay not sure if this is just a cute smile or derp... I'm thinking a little of both. 
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Giggles, speaking of which...you talk to that woman yet?