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RagingCyclone

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inclemency wrote...

Isabella with breasts bigger than her head and no pants....argh
Sebastian who looks like a Mr Potato Head

Lol, not going to think about DA2 *chants it's going to be wonderful, it's going to be wonderful*



This absolutely! Wholeheartedly agree!


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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Varric is actually the only one who even remotely interestss me as an LI. Fenris just seems to be another Zevran copy, and this Sebastian guy is a DLC character, which makes it unlikely (but not impossible) that he might be another LI. I don't see anyone else who looks like LI material, though they haven't revealed all the companions.

Me too.  Although since Gaider wrote Fenris, it's almost inevitable that I'm going to fall for him.  It's like a law somehwere.

I'm sad about what they've done to elven women, but not surprised.  It was too much to hope they'd go the other way (stronger, taller, less goofy looking).  Ah well.  It makes it easier not to be able to play one.

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Isabella certainly looks waaaay better in DA2. But the voice of Hawke (male hawke, at least) sounds rather mechanical.

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Hmmmm.....

To rant or not to rant, That is the question....



I actually like Hawke's voice in that trailer and it seems that they have made the game seem more alive. Looking forward to it a tiny bit more.

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Yankee23 wrote...

The people in DA2 are just not attractive!

Honestly I watched the video linked here now and caught me thinking  "God, Hawke and all the other look like sh!t. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/andy.png[/smilie]The graphic is absolutely awful. Now I so don't want to see an Alistair cameo :sick:

And the look of the Dalish woman? WHYYYYYYY? :crying: I wept, I really did.

Lenya is not amused and want the dev's head.

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Addai67 wrote...

Me too.  Although since Gaider wrote Fenris, it's almost inevitable that I'm going to fall for him.  It's like a law somehwere.



His story seems on the surface, basically another Zevran knock off (poor elf slave, forced to be ebil assassin/killer by ebil humans). As well as  I do hope they do something signifigantly different with him. Zevran was cool unique on his own merits. I hope they do something different for fenris.

I'm sad about what they've done to elven women, but not surprised.  It was too much to hope they'd go the other way (stronger, taller, less goofy looking).  Ah well.  It makes it easier not to be able to play one.



It wouldn't fit as far as lore and game universe goes. I'm more annoyed with the qunari having horns. Its a serious wtf aspect.

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Hawke's beard is weird. And if they were aiming to replicate Duncan's Beard, they failed miserably. First in thinking that they can replicate it, and secondly for doing such a very bad job at it.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Hawke's beard is weird. And if they were aiming to replicate Duncan's Beard, they failed miserably. First in thinking that they can replicate it, and secondly for doing such a very bad job at it.



Duncan's beard is still there. It has been reincarnated as Varric's chest hair. :wub::wub::wub:

At least you can customize your appearance, though you can't do it to the default Hawke.

Isabella is definitely a male LI. However, I haven't seen anything confirming who the LIs are for females. I'd imagine Isabella would be the bisexual option, but no word on who the boys will be for a straight she-hawke.

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

Me too.  Although since Gaider wrote Fenris, it's almost inevitable that I'm going to fall for him.  It's like a law somehwere.



His story seems on the surface, basically another Zevran knock off (poor elf slave, forced to be ebil assassin/killer by ebil humans). As well as  I do hope they do something signifigantly different with him. Zevran was cool unique on his own merits. I hope they do something different for fenris.

Gaider has said he's nothing like Zevran.

I'm sad about what they've done to elven women, but not surprised.  It was too much to hope they'd go the other way (stronger, taller, less goofy looking).  Ah well.  It makes it easier not to be able to play one.


It wouldn't fit as far as lore and game universe goes. I'm more annoyed with the qunari having horns. Its a serious wtf aspect.

Elven women are supposed to be more attractive than human women.  Image IPB  So if they were going to change the look, they could have made them less like 12 year old girls who stuff.  Seriously, the whole human male going after elven female thing just got a lot creepier.  I'm hoping she gets a makeover before game time.

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Addai67 wrote...
Elven women are supposed to be more attractive than human women.  Image IPB  So if they were going to change the look, they could have made them less like 12 year old girls who stuff.  Seriously, the whole human male going after elven female thing just got a lot creepier.  I'm hoping she gets a makeover before game time.

Why aren't they beautiful now?

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Seriously.... WTF? :blink: KILL IT WITH FIRE :sick:

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Okay I am waiting for some serious overhaul mods in DA2.

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RagingCyclone

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Giggles, I am looking for serious overhaul before the initial release!

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And the Dalish are supposed to be kind of... scary... in a way. Being all hunter-stalker-vendetta like. But that Dalish, it's just like.... "AAAAAAAW! Aren't you so CUTE! Are you a gnome? No?"

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Hawke's beard is weird. And if they were aiming to replicate Duncan's Beard, they failed miserably. First in thinking that they can replicate it, and secondly for doing such a very bad job at it.



Duncan's beard is still there. It has been reincarnated as Varric's chest hair. :wub::wub::wub:

At least you can customize your appearance, though you can't do it to the default Hawke.

Isabella is definitely a male LI. However, I haven't seen anything confirming who the LIs are for females. I'd imagine Isabella would be the bisexual option, but no word on who the boys will be for a straight she-hawke.

Would all non-elven men have chest hair or just Varric? 

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Agreed the visuals are a bit repulsive especially the fugly female elves ugh!

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Please tell my you did not eat the cake.

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[quote]Addai67 wrote...

Gaider has said he's nothing like Zevran.
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Well, that's certainly a plus, since it would be cheap and cheesy if he was just another bi-elf clone.

[quote]Elven women are supposed to be more attractive than human women.  Image IPB  So if they were going to change the look, they could have made them less like 12 year old girls who stuff.  Seriously, the whole human male going after elven female thing just got a lot creepier.  I'm hoping she gets a makeover before game time.[/quote]

Are they? I know elves in general are supposed to be attractive, but not more attractive than humans. they certainly weren't in DA:O. And given their lesser, subservient status and poor living conditions/diet, I don't see why they should be more attractive. maybe at one time, in the past, when they were immortal

However, i think the DA2 elves go beyond that, and instead of looking like poorer citizens of society, they look like squashed bugs or mutants.

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Ok, is it me, or does Isabella look like she has a soulpatch?

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Sarah1281 wrote...


 Would all non-elven men have chest hair or just Varric? 



it would be nice if they started adding chest hair options to males in game. But if Varric's chest hair is unique and specific to him, then its further evidence that it is indeed, the latest incarnation of Duncan's Beard, since there can be only one.

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inquartata02 wrote...

And the Dalish are supposed to be kind of... scary... in a way. Being all hunter-stalker-vendetta like. But that Dalish, it's just like.... "AAAAAAAW! Aren't you so CUTE! Are you a gnome? No?"

Emphasis on gnome here. She not only tiny like one but looks like one too. Ugh. Honestly, inside of my head Lenya is raging. I think she is swearing on elvish, so I can't say what she is yelling, but it surely doesn't sound nice. :lol: :whistle:

And because it is fitting to the topic and it is almost Tuesday here:

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Yeah Merill is just wrong...



Very pretty face.

But a body of a kid.

WTF.

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Are they? I know elves in general are supposed to be attractive, but not more attractive than humans. they certainly weren't in DA:O. And given their lesser, subservient status and poor living conditions/diet, I don't see why they should be more attractive. maybe at one time, in the past, when they were immortal

Certainly you don't see it in DAO, but it's mentioned several places in the lore that humans are attracted to elves.  By Zevran, for instance, who cites it as a reason why elves are preferred as assassins.  I'm not hiring that thing with the mage staff as an assassin, dunno about you.  LOL

And... I don't have audio so can someone please confirm that it's true that they refer to "virginal girl next door" right as the scene cuts to Merrill?  Because... Image IPB

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Addai67 wrote...

Elven women are supposed to be more attractive than human women.  Image IPB  So if they were going to change the look, they could have made them less like 12 year old girls who stuff.  Seriously, the whole human male going after elven female thing just got a lot creepier.  I'm hoping she gets a makeover before game time.


Seeing that picture, you're right WTF!!!

It looks like a child, a dummy, a doll... Bloody hell...

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LadyDamodred wrote...

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Aveline so far is the only other woman we know off on the squad who could be romanced.

Merill from the Dalish Origin clan is also supposed to be on the squad according to rumors.


*blinks*  Wait, what?  *headdesks*

I am curious to see who all the LIs are going to be.  I know some people are antsy that there might not be a human male LI, but I can't see them doing a game without one.  However, if it turns out there isn't, I'm going to be mighty peeved.


If Bioware doesn't give a human male LI, I think there's going to be hell to pay on this forum.  I for one will delete the game and not play it again.  I think that would just suck.  I don't like Varrick and I don't like Fenris.  Both are uggh to me.

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Addai67 wrote...


Certainly you don't see it in DAO, but it's mentioned several places in the lore that humans are attracted to elves.  By Zevran, for instance, who cites it as a reason why elves are preferred as assassins.  I'm not hiring that thing with the mage staff as an assassin, dunno about you.  LOL



They certainly dropped the ball on that, then, in origins and awakening. The elves rated number 1 as the race producing the highest number of epically FUGLY individuals (Cammen, Namaya, half the Dalish camp, ect)

I suppose you could hire that mage-thing with the staff as an assassin, if your target is a creepy child molester with a squashed bug fetish....

And... I don't have audio so can someone please confirm that it's true that they refer to "virginal girl next door" right as the scene cuts to Merrill?  Because... Image IPB



Ehhh...yeah. Epic :sick: on that account, if that's true.....