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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...



That should be  enough to make her forget that Alistair existed.

Speaking of which, something really annoyed me with Morrigan. Whenever you tell her "get into the tent woman" (probably my most used line in any rpg ever), she often responds by "careful, you'll make Alistair blush". 
Which is triply annoying when I am trying to make her say "hihi never! You'll have to carry me" because it makes me lol.

And so when she says that 5 times in a row, I am like "I don't give a **** about Alistair woman! Say that ****ing line already!!"

Sigh...sorry had to get it out of my system.  
Girls, you just don't mention another guy's name right before!!



That's like one of the eternal, sovereign rules of nookie: never mention another guy. And afterwards, never compare your mates performance with an ex.

I've never played a male yet, so I've never done her romance. But I can see how that would be annoying. I don't see why that line would exist. What does Alistair have to do with anything? After Dog, he's the furthest companions in the camp!

At least Alistair doesn't mention Morrigan until AFTER sex,  when he's hoping you kick her ass and let him watch.

Edit Top: Here's some Bowiestair.
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Modifié par Skadi_the_Evil_Elf, 25 janvier 2011 - 09:37 .


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aHA! I'll top! This one's for KoP. I hope you'll forgive me. It's just too tempting.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Elysis wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Why would I like to be reminded by Alistair or any man just when I am about to go tent time is beyond me.


Maybe she's trying to tell you something :whistle:


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Can't you just pretend that it's simply because they are all out in the open and might be overheard?  Yes, her tent is far from the fire but maybe Alistair has REALLY good hearing.
Among other things.  Image IPB

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AHA! Modded Morrigan =/= Morrigan!

That's just an abomination trying its pitiful best to masquerade as Morrigan, and was rejected by everyone in the world except Alistair.

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Is she? Modded?

Fine, have it your way.



... I'll be back.

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Alistairschica wrote...
Can't you just pretend that it's simply because they are all out in the open and might be overheard?  Yes, her tent is far from the fire but maybe Alistair has REALLY good hearing.
Among other things.  Image IPB


No, no no. Sten is closer, why not mention him!

That line should not exist!

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Elysis wrote...

Is she? Modded?
Fine, have it your way.

... I'll be back.


Don't provoke me.
Technically, the thread made a pact with me not to go too far.

I have weapons you know. And while collateral damage is inevitable (Zjarcal), I'm willing to go that far...

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Because Sten doesn't care and is probably too busy singing "It's raining Qunari" in his head to pay any attention. And your lovely Morrigan can't pass up the chance to make fun of my man and all of his shyness. But you are right. That is creepy.

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Alistairschica wrote...

Because Sten doesn't care and is probably too busy singing "It's raining Qunari" in his head to pay any attention. And your lovely Morrigan can't pass up the chance to make fun of my man and all of his shyness. But you are right. That is creepy.


Sigh...I've kept the anger inside me for a year. 
*breathes slowly*...I don't understand why anyone thought this is a good idea.

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@Elysis - You're on a roll today! LOL

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You need to learn to discuss your feelings, KoP. You don't play on PC do you? I'm sure one of the awesome ladies here could remove that line for you.

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Alistairschica wrote...

You need to learn to discuss your feelings, KoP. You don't play on PC do you? I'm sure one of the awesome ladies here could remove that line for you.


That technically means modding Morrigan and...I am too loyal :wub:

But damn does she need to learn about male psychology!

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...



That should be  enough to make her forget that Alistair existed.

Speaking of which, something really annoyed me with Morrigan. Whenever you tell her "get into the tent woman" (probably my most used line in any rpg ever), she often responds by "careful, you'll make Alistair blush". 
Which is triply annoying when I am trying to make her say "hihi never! You'll have to carry me" because it makes me lol.

And so when she says that 5 times in a row, I am like "I don't give a **** about Alistair woman! Say that ****ing line already!!"

Sigh...sorry had to get it out of my system.  
Girls, you just don't mention another guy's name right before!!



That's like one of the eternal, sovereign rules of nookie: never mention another guy. And afterwards, never compare your mates performance with an ex.

LOL And Alistair mentions Morrigan in the post-tent conversation.  That's writer mischief, I bet.

Edit Top: Here's some Bowiestair.

*snip*

Image IPB  OGB for LI in DA3!!!

Modifié par Addai67, 25 janvier 2011 - 09:54 .


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@Tigress : I had boring classes all day, 'Tis med school's fault!:lol:

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Alistairschica wrote...

You need to learn to discuss your feelings, KoP. You don't play on PC do you? I'm sure one of the awesome ladies here could remove that line for you.


That technically means modding Morrigan and...I am too loyal :wub:

But damn does she need to learn about male psychology!


I don't think she's really worried about your psychology at that moment.  Image IPB
And maybe she thinks you're a manly man and can handle it.  Have some faith in her!

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Stabbity by moonlight! <3




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Alistairschica wrote...
I don't think she's really worried about your psychology at that moment.  Image IPB
And maybe she thinks you're a manly man and can handle it.  Have some faith in her!

I am not questioning her, I am questioning the writers. What was the purpse of this line? :D

Btw, I was hyperbolizing. I didnt' get angry at this. Just annoyed when I want to hear my favorite Morri quote and she says this 5 times in a row.
It once provoked me to insult Morigan for the first time ever. Last time too, I apologized. 

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Record it with your phone so you can listen to it whenever you wish?



I had "Maker's breath but you're beautiful." as my message tone for a while. Do you know how awesome it is to hear that out of nowhere in public? It makes me feel special, darnit! *stomps foot*

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Alistairschica wrote...

I had "Maker's breath but you're beautiful." as my message tone for a while.


That's like, my favorite line. EVER.
I'm jealous.

And KoP, I understand you being all bleh over modded Morrigan. I myself, hate seeing Alistair modded.
Which is why I'm preparing special screenshots. Mod-free. 

You're gonne love them. :bandit:

Modifié par Elysis, 25 janvier 2011 - 10:23 .


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Elysis wrote...
And KoP, I understand you being all bleh over modded Morrigan. I myself, hate seeing Alistair modded.
Which is why I'm preparing special screenshots. Mod-free. 

You're gonne love them. :bandit:


Vous etes Francaise?

J'ai toujours defendu les Francais ici, et c'est ca ma recompense?? :D

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@Chica - That would be a great ringtone! I still swoon whenever I hear that line.

*Grabs a drink and waits to see what Elysis comes up with*

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@Tigress: I started replaying to get a save ready for DA2 and I'm still running into lines I've never gotten before. I didn't think I had any squeals left but I do. xD



My favorite banter in the entire game is between Zevran and Leliana. The 'butterface' one. It never fails to make me laugh.



What are some of ya'lls?

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@Tigress : I had boring classes all day, 'Tis med school's fault!:lol:


Pathology or Radiology? Those two are the worst. I feel your pain!
Great idea on the message tone. I think that's my all time fav line ever!:wub::wub:<3:wub::wub:

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Praise be to the maker for Dragon Age.



Three hours into this lecture on Socrates and Plato and I am so tired of it.

Trying to not let anyone see because my two profs are like 7 feet in front of me.

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 @Tigress : It's on its way! I'm juggling between that, FF, and anatomy >< And it's almost midnight here in Paris!

@AlistairChica : This !!!!

@KoP : C'est gentil, merci. But I'm also Canadian (Ontario), so you can half defend me (us?) ^_^

EDIT : @Catspaw : actually had like, 5 hours of "Public Health" studies or however you call that in english. Radiology = :sick:

Modifié par Elysis, 25 janvier 2011 - 10:48 .