inclemency wrote...
Sandtigress wrote...
Ohhh, Mister Kissy face! lol That's one of my favorite banters...
Mr. Kissy Face? What I heard was something about projectile vomiting. ouch! lol
Oh, the kissy face banter is priceless.
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Alistair: So what's the deal with you and him, anyway? Dare I ask?
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Morrigan: Him? Him who? Is this supposed to mean something to me?
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Alistair: You know exactly who I'm talking about. Mister Let's-Make-Kissy-Faces over there.
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Morrigan: My, my. You are jealous, aren't you? Did I take your favorite Grey Warden away from you?
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Alistair: What? I'm not jealous! I'm horrified.
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Morrigan: Those blushing cheeks of yours tell a different tale
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Alistair: These blushing cheeks are terrified that you'll suck all the blood out of them once you're done with him.
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Morrigan: If I feel the need to suck on anything of yours, Alistair, you'll be the first to know.
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Alistair: That... was so not what I meant.
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Morrigan: Perhaps we should go and tell him together of your touching concerns? Perhaps he'll pay more attention to you if you ask nicely.
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Alistair: Uh-huh. I think we're done here.
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Morrigan: Done before you started, in fact.