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[Lenimph]

Esbatty wrote...

errant_knight wrote...

Ah, life in the wardens--travel the world meeting new and interesting people--amongst corpses.... What's not to like? Good chapter, Esbatty.

Its better than naming the Darkspawn you come across...

Bethany: This one looks like an Anne.
Alistair: The Genlock with the axe and cleft palate?
Bethany: Nope, the Hurlock without a helmet that just noticed we're talking about it.
Alistair: Oops, off with its head.
Bethany: Tut, tut, so clumsy.
Alistair: I'm a careless lout, you can punish me later, if you so wish.
Bethany: I don't.
Alistair: Aww.

[rak72]

errant_knight wrote...

rak72 wrote...

Thanks Knight - I don't believe you celebrate Easter, but HAPPY SUNDAY!!!

Edit - I have a prompt submission:wizard::wizard::wizard:

I just can't  ignore this:

*snip interested Alistair*

LOL! Not what I was thinking of, but yeah, I don't imagine he can.

Heh, thanks! I celebrate Easter, though. In a bunny/chocolate/easter ham kind of way.

Oh, I was thanking KOP for his easter wishes above - it didn't click that you're both knights!  But happy easter to everyone!

[KnightofPhoenix]

Yea I got a bit confused as well.

[Zeleen]

Maria13 wrote...

Zaleen, that's AliThor, right? Just saw the trailer...

Dunno what trailer - this is an Ali mod I did some time ago.

[Maria13]

The trailer for "Thor" blond muscled guy with long hair and big hammer!

Modifié par Maria13, 25 avril 2011 - 08:50 .

[TotoroTori]

Yankee23 wrote...

Happy Easter! I haven't been around these parts much lately but the Easter Bunny didn't forget Alistair!

:wub::wub::wub::wub: look at all those eggs!

[cmessaz]

*peeks in* Whats up Alistairians!?

[Maria13]

Cmssez, hello, Easter eggs and Thor...

[rak72]

Hi Cme!!

[cmessaz]

LOL, I have little to add anymore, but sadly this is the only "sane" thread it seems so, I need to find something Alistairish to post. Still love him of course.

Oh! I found some pics from my last DAO playthrough in Feb. Might have to play again!

Modifié par cmessaz, 26 avril 2011 - 03:52 .

[Maria13]

@Cmessez the ultimate proof of sanity is contributing to THIS thread and no other.

You've just passed...

[cmessaz]

Anders thread isn't too insane. But the greater forum....yeah.

[Auora]

/sigh I can't wait to play DA:O again. I miss all the adventure, Alistair, and decapitating people, and more Alistair.

I've only got one more week to go until graduation, so I'm try to finish all of my papers and presentations. It's almost too much to bear. Also, I just found out that I'm going to be leaving for Japan in a few months and I don't know if I'll be able to take my desktop with me and I'll be gone for at least a year /cries

I don't know how I'll survive without it.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

TotoroTori wrote...

Yankee23 wrote...

Happy Easter! I haven't been around these parts much lately but the Easter Bunny didn't forget Alistair!

:wub::wub::wub::wub: look at all those eggs!

Someone really needs to give him bunny ears in that picture. :wub::wub::wub::wub::wub:

[Yankee23]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

TotoroTori wrote...

Yankee23 wrote...

Happy Easter! I haven't been around these parts much lately but the Easter Bunny didn't forget Alistair!
[snip]

:wub::wub::wub::wub: look at all those eggs!

Someone really needs to give him bunny ears in that picture. :wub::wub::wub::wub::wub:

[Zeleen]

Now that's an Easter "Bunny" to LOVE
**oops some naughty thoughts slipped in***

Modifié par Zeleen, 27 avril 2011 - 01:54 .

[cmessaz]

Holy crap guys, 16 hours?! D:

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Yankee23 wrote...

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUNNEHSTAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub:

That picture is even more sexy when you consider the fact that easter was originally a pagan fertility festival.

And naturally, most pagan springtime fertility festivals involved tribal/village orgies.:wub::wub::wub:

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Now that I'm thinking about it, a pagan fertility ritual to cure Alistair of his taint-imposed infertility might actually be just what the doctor ordered. In ancient times, people wore symbols of rabbits and eggs, which were major fertility symbols and lucky charms believed to help people have more kids (which back then, was alot of the point of the fertility festivals in the first place).

So, like, maybe if we shave Alistair's balls and paint them up like easter eggs using edible body paint, then putting a set of bunny ears on him and have him leap naked over a bonfire then dance around a maypole under a full moon, it will cure him of shooting blanks, and then he can get back to working on his most important of kingly duties: impregnating his wife. For the good of Ferelden. :wub::wub::wizard::wizard:

[rak72]

I like that idea than my Avernus blood magic plan!

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

For added effect, after the ceremony, dip him in cholcate and marshmallow so you have an edible choccy Bunneh-stair.

Chocolate coated Bunneh-stairs.......mmmmmmmmmm.......

[KnightofPhoenix]

.....Not going to eat chocolate for weeks now.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

.....Not going to eat chocolate for weeks now.

You would if was imprisoning Morrigan's naked, helpless body.

[KnightofPhoenix]

...Like in a kinder egg



I'd just break it open and get her free. Wouldn't want to spoil my dinner by eating the chocolate.

[Maria13]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Now that I'm thinking about it, a pagan fertility ritual to cure Alistair of his taint-imposed infertility might actually be just what the doctor ordered. In ancient times, people wore symbols of rabbits and eggs, which were major fertility symbols and lucky charms believed to help people have more kids (which back then, was alot of the point of the fertility festivals in the first place).

So, like, maybe if we shave Alistair's balls and paint them up like easter eggs using edible body paint, then putting a set of bunny ears on him and have him leap naked over a bonfire then dance around a maypole under a full moon, it will cure him of shooting blanks, and then he can get back to working on his most important of kingly duties: impregnating his wife. For the good of Ferelden. :wub::wub::wizard::wizard:

Skadi, boy you are twisted... But you know... I can't help this... I agree with you and someone should definitely write up this peculiar pagan ceremony for everybody's edification...

Actually, I might give it a try....

My husband is giving me strange looks from across the room...