Modifié par ShimmeringDjinn, 05 décembre 2011 - 11:03 .
The Alistair Gush Thread: *Squee*
#35576
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 10:29
#35577
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 10:30
ShimmeringDjinn wrote...
Well excuse me for going by what THE GAME tells me.
According to the GAME Cousland will have sex with anything with a tail between his legs. THAT is told to you by Darrian.
Not in my game. Never mind that that's as much the PLAYER's choice as say....executing a romanced Al in cold blood. Does that mean all Wardens are SOCIOPATHS? Because the OPTION is there?
#35578
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 10:30
ShimmeringDjinn wrote...
Darrian. FROM Cousland Origin.Persephone wrote...
ShimmeringDjinn wrote...
Hi Rak.rak72 wrote...
My princes Cou Cous was a virgin - she didn't fall fpr Darrian's Dubious charms. I like to think that my Amell got a little action with Cullen behind the bookcases before she left, though.
Well that is fair enough. However the game more or less tells the PC that Cousland *is* a hoe *shruggs*
Evidence please.....
He never says anything of the sort but whatever.
#35579
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 10:30
ShimmeringDjinn wrote...
Well excuse me for going by what THE GAME tells me.magicklorelai wrote...
ShimmeringDjinn wrote...
magicklorelai wrote...
ShimmeringDjinn wrote...
Unless your talking about Al, then yes it does since Cousland is FAR fron a vargin.magicklorelai wrote...
You CAN'T tell me that doesn't scream "absolute and total virgin"!
"MAH LIPS BE PURSE AN' MAH EYES CLOSED. WE KISS NAO!?"
I'm just saying
Being that Alistair's is the only face we can see, I was sure that it would be pretty obvious I was talking about him.
Clearly I was mistaken, and should have added clarification.
No, Charlotte isn't a virgin. She's slept with several men and had her fun. She even enjoys Dairren's company in the origin story. And there's nothing wrong with her being experienced. In fact, I'm pretty sure that works in Alistair's favor, because two virgins going at it the first time is incredibly uncomfortable!
Sorry I wasn't trying to be *funny* or anything. It's just that......well we all know Cousland is a hoe.
As follows is pretty much how FF goes.
*Alistair meets Cousland hoe, who has slept with just about all her fathers Knights*
*They fall in love*
*She becomes Queen and rules the kindom on her back*
*Alistair -instead of being King- becomes her lap dog and father to her bastard children*
Erm, interesting quoting fail there.
And what's with the ****-shaming? What's with the assumption that if you enjoy sex, all you do is sex? As far as I know, it's entirely possible that Alistair becomes the sex slave tied to the bed while Cousland rules the country in his stead.
...And we're back to Alistair Gushing. 8D
ETA: You edited out the quoting fail. Yay! It's less confusing now. And I wasn't aware that the BSN censored stuff. Oopsie.
According to the GAME Cousland will have sex with anything with a tail between his legs. THAT is told to you by Darrian.
I'd be curious to see where you can point out where Dairren (Or, alternatively, who is Darrian?) says anything about Cousland being so open with her affection, and even if that were canon, why does it matter? You seem pretty intent on mentioning it like it's something bad. Who cares if Couscous does sleep around? Does that stop her being a BAMF as a Warden? Nope.
But, in regards to your statement about Couscous being a 'hoe', I reiterate: [citation needed].
#35580
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 10:31
#35581
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 10:32
I do know that when I played my virgin Cous Cous, I was able to get through the whole origin without one character implying I enjoyed carnal knowledge. When I played Dailana, she was mad she couldn't get Dairren and Iona together at once, and then Fergus twitted her about it.
Besides, nothin' wrong with carnality. It's faithlessness and lies that hurt people, not carnality.
#35582
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 10:34
tklivory wrote...
It's is IMPOSSIBLE for F!Cousland to be a hoe. She doesn't even know how to farm! (yeah, yeah, terrible obvious joke there, sorry couldn't resist)
I do know that when I played my virgin Cous Cous, I was able to get through the whole origin without one character implying I enjoyed carnal knowledge. When I played Dailana, she was mad she couldn't get Dairren and Iona together at once, and then Fergus twitted her about it.
Besides, nothin' wrong with carnality. It's faithlessness and lies that hurt people, not carnality.
#35583
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 10:34
tklivory wrote...
rak72 wrote...
My princes Cou Cous was a virgin - she didn't fall fpr Darrian's Dubious charms. I like to think that my Amell got a little action with Cullen behind the bookcases before she left, though.
Mmmmmm.... Cullen....
My first kmeme fill story I wrote was Cullen/F!Amell... and it was *hot*, if I do say so meself.
Dang it, Rak, now I want to make a Cullen pole-dancing video! *shakes tiny fist*
Try the Cullen option at the pearl!
edit - lol, Fergus twitting
Modifié par rak72, 05 décembre 2011 - 10:35 .
#35584
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 10:36
Modifié par ShimmeringDjinn, 06 décembre 2011 - 12:01 .
#35585
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 10:37
magicklorelai wrote...
Love you forever.
Careful, Dailana would take you up on that.
Also @Rak - Oh, trust me I did try the Cullen option.
Modifié par tklivory, 05 décembre 2011 - 10:38 .
#35586
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 10:38
Modifié par ShimmeringDjinn, 06 décembre 2011 - 12:01 .
#35587
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 10:39
ShimmeringDjinn wrote...
Er yes he does, depending which dialogue you choose, he WILL tell the PC what a 'reputation' they have.Persephone wrote...
ShimmeringDjinn wrote...
Darrian. FROM Cousland Origin.Persephone wrote...
ShimmeringDjinn wrote...
Hi Rak.rak72 wrote...
My princes Cou Cous was a virgin - she didn't fall fpr Darrian's Dubious charms. I like to think that my Amell got a little action with Cullen behind the bookcases before she left, though.
Well that is fair enough. However the game more or less tells the PC that Cousland *is* a hoe *shruggs*
Evidence please.....
He never says anything of the sort but whatever.
Which by no means implies that she is a HOE. Or any other sexist slur.
#35588
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 10:39
ShimmeringDjinn wrote...
That is true and I agree. However, apart from dwarf noble; sex is never ever mentioned. (I don't know about commoner beause I haven't played it)Persephone wrote...
ShimmeringDjinn wrote...
Well excuse me for going by what THE GAME tells me.
According to the GAME Cousland will have sex with anything with a tail between his legs. THAT is told to you by Darrian.
Not in my game. Never mind that that's as much the PLAYER's choice as say....executing a romanced Al in cold blood. Does that mean all Wardens are SOCIOPATHS? Because the OPTION is there?
I am NOT trying to cause an argument, I am merely putting into words, what is IN THE GAME is all.
Except it's not in the game. It looks like you decided that, because you have the option to take a man to bed with you as a female CousCous, that all she is, is about sex. Or something. And Fanfiction does not decide the canon for the game.
Actually, it really seems like you have it in for Cousland, because it's either not your canon pairing or it's not your character. And are determined to badmouth her to your satisfaction. Just saying how it seems, though.
And Couscous isn't even my canon pairing.
#35589
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 10:41
Modifié par theskymoves, 05 décembre 2011 - 10:53 .
#35590
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 10:41
Modifié par ShimmeringDjinn, 06 décembre 2011 - 12:01 .
#35591
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 10:42
ShimmeringDjinn wrote...
Er yes he does, depending which dialogue you choose, he WILL tell the PC what a 'reputation' they have.Persephone wrote...
ShimmeringDjinn wrote...
Darrian. FROM Cousland Origin.Persephone wrote...
ShimmeringDjinn wrote...
Hi Rak.rak72 wrote...
My princes Cou Cous was a virgin - she didn't fall fpr Darrian's Dubious charms. I like to think that my Amell got a little action with Cullen behind the bookcases before she left, though.
Well that is fair enough. However the game more or less tells the PC that Cousland *is* a hoe *shruggs*
Evidence please.....
He never says anything of the sort but whatever.
A reputation that spontaneously only comes up when you flirt with Dairren. It's almost like the game goes with what YOU say about your character.
Oh, and by the by, having a reputation does not make it indisputable fact. In fact, many powerful women are accused of the reputation of being "ho's" because people can't accept that they're powerful AND women. So maybe people spread rumors about Couscous, hence Dairren's opinion of her reputation. Just sayin'.
#35592
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 10:43
Modifié par ShimmeringDjinn, 06 décembre 2011 - 12:02 .
#35593
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 10:44
ShimmeringDjinn wrote...
A Queen who spreads her legs for anyone *is* bad in my book. But hey, maybe *just* maybe, I happen to have morals, and would therefore like to know where *future rulers* come from. Is that really so hard to understand?
Stopped reading there.
Seriously......where the hell are you getting this from?
#35594
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 10:45
ShimmeringDjinn wrote...
A Queen who spreads her legs for anyone *is* bad in my book. But hey, maybe *just* maybe, I happen to have morals, and would therefore like to know where *future rulers* come from. Is that really so hard to understand?magicklorelai wrote...
ShimmeringDjinn wrote...
Well excuse me for going by what THE GAME tells me.magicklorelai wrote...
ShimmeringDjinn wrote...
magicklorelai wrote...
ShimmeringDjinn wrote...
Unless your talking about Al, then yes it does since Cousland is FAR fron a vargin.magicklorelai wrote...
You CAN'T tell me that doesn't scream "absolute and total virgin"!
"MAH LIPS BE PURSE AN' MAH EYES CLOSED. WE KISS NAO!?"
I'm just saying
Being that Alistair's is the only face we can see, I was sure that it would be pretty obvious I was talking about him.
Clearly I was mistaken, and should have added clarification.
No, Charlotte isn't a virgin. She's slept with several men and had her fun. She even enjoys Dairren's company in the origin story. And there's nothing wrong with her being experienced. In fact, I'm pretty sure that works in Alistair's favor, because two virgins going at it the first time is incredibly uncomfortable!
Sorry I wasn't trying to be *funny* or anything. It's just that......well we all know Cousland is a hoe.
As follows is pretty much how FF goes.
*Alistair meets Cousland hoe, who has slept with just about all her fathers Knights*
*They fall in love*
*She becomes Queen and rules the kindom on her back*
*Alistair -instead of being King- becomes her lap dog and father to her bastard children*
Erm, interesting quoting fail there.
And what's with the ****-shaming? What's with the assumption that if you enjoy sex, all you do is sex? As far as I know, it's entirely possible that Alistair becomes the sex slave tied to the bed while Cousland rules the country in his stead.
...And we're back to Alistair Gushing. 8D
ETA: You edited out the quoting fail. Yay! It's less confusing now. And I wasn't aware that the BSN censored stuff. Oopsie.
According to the GAME Cousland will have sex with anything with a tail between his legs. THAT is told to you by Darrian.
I'd be curious to see where you can point out where Dairren (Or, alternatively, who is Darrian?) says anything about Cousland being so open with her affection, and even if that were canon, why does it matter? You seem pretty intent on mentioning it like it's something bad. Who cares if Couscous does sleep around? Does that stop her being a BAMF as a Warden? Nope.
But, in regards to your statement about Couscous being a 'hoe', I reiterate: [citation needed].
I don't know about YOUR Couscous, but mine's loyal to whom she's with. But being carnal is not the same thing as being disloyal, a mistaken assumption in your book. Someone who loves sex is not necessarily someone who prizes it above other things, including a code of morals and ethics.
Because people are complex creatures, and sometimes that involves sex. Sometimes, someone plays a Cousland who is a virgin. Nevermind what's said of her 'reputation'. And liking sex doesn't make you evil or without morals.
#35595
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 10:46
Modifié par ShimmeringDjinn, 06 décembre 2011 - 12:02 .
#35596
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 10:47
ShimmeringDjinn wrote...
I NEVER EVER play human noble, so please stop it with the implications.
...So clearly, you are the expert on the Cousland origin, for never playing one?
Your opinion on her sexuality, misogynistic and sexist aside, is totally valid because....?
#35597
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 10:48
This only happens if you specifically make a choice that your character's interests are "making love". So that's quite natural -- self-declared promiscuous character gets acknowledged as such. Any other version of the character doesn't get such reputation, also quite naturally.ShimmeringDjinn wrote...
Er yes he does, depending which dialogue you choose, he WILL tell the PC what a 'reputation' they have.
#35598
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 10:49
ShimmeringDjinn wrote...
NOW who's picking arguments?
*sideeye* I think you might be trying to start something here.
I'm just here for the Alistair love.
#35599
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 10:50
Modifié par ShimmeringDjinn, 06 décembre 2011 - 12:02 .
#35600
Posté 05 décembre 2011 - 10:50
Modifié par ShimmeringDjinn, 06 décembre 2011 - 12:02 .





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