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#38776
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Nope, Cousland and Alistair do not repopulate Ferelden all by themselves.  One of the more nauseating fanfic aspects out there is the lady warden having tons of kids with Alistair or any other random NPCs in the game.  Maybe with a partner who is not tainted, like Zevran or Ser Perth or Teagan, it's possible, but not with Alistair.  I get the feeling those fics are written by women who took offense at Alistair for dumping their 'tainted womb' warden and they just had to prove, if even in their own lore contradicting head canon that Alistair was wrong and they could have multiple children.   

 

All circumstances of leadership lead to another succession crisis.

 

Anora married to Alistair: No child because one is potentially barren, the other tainted, no heir

Anora married to Male Cousland: Same situation as with Alistair

Alistair married to Female Cousland: Both are tainted, no heir

Anora solo: Never marries because of Daddy Issues, no heir

 

The older a healthy woman gets, the more markedly her fertility drops and we don't know what damage that is quite possibly irreversible is done to her lady parts by being a grey warden.  Lady warden is pushing 30 or more years old by the time the events of Inquisition happen.  And we don't know if there even is a cure.  After all, no one has tried and succeeded in 1000 years.  Of course, the PC snowflake might just pull it off because: Player Character Specialness.  But  I'm not going to hold my breath.  Bioware loves to monkey with the story.  I get the feeling the 'cure' was just a fan appeasement anyway, with no real consequence.  Or DA4 may just prove me wrong and it causes a stir in the ranks of the Wardens.  Only time will tell.  

 

The more Bioware messes with the warden the more it fubars up the retirement scenario I had in my head of my Surana, childless but happy and fulfilled helping King Alistair run Ferelden.


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#38777
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Well... the Warden Queen is retired. Sort of.

Her version of the "Letter from the Hero of Ferelden" says she can't really help you because she has little experience as a Grey Warden.

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Well... the Warden Queen is retired. Sort of.

Her version of the "Letter from the Hero of Ferelden" says she can't really help you because she has little experience as a Grey Warden.

 

All versions of the 'A Letter from the Hero of Ferelden' include the 'graph:

 

Spoiler

 

so it's not just a Warden Queen who begs off with little experience.



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Ohh... right. It was referring to the Warden's knowledge of darkspawn lore.

Regardless, it is true that the Warden-Commander is a more seasoned grey warden than the Warden queen and her double life.

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No, it doesn't. The paragraph that theskymoves quotes is the same regardless. All of the variable posts -- queen, dwarf, etc, are AFTER that.
 
For the Queen, it reads:

Part of me wishes that I could help your Inquisition more personally because the danger of Corypheus and the Breach approaches the threat of even another Blight. Regardless, I have my own path to follow, and I must uncover a cure for the Calling if I wish to see my king ever again. I beg you, keep his kingdom safe until I can return to his side.

 
So, yes, all of them state their "limited training" and talk about their search for a way to end the Calling.


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Yes, I just acknowledged that.

But it still stands that the Warden-Commander has spent more time on the field in the past 10 years than the Queen, codex or no.
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So...Morrigan has the little touch? She did get pregnant (My case, Cousland) through blood magic, I've read here that regardless of BM or not, it's easier for a Non - Warden and some Warden to generate a child.

Honestly, this is all confusing and gets worse with each game.

Anyways, I miss my boy Alistair, even more in DAI.

The banter my Cousland had with him on Origins still gives me some good chuckles after all these years, and I guess a romance must be even better.

*sighs*

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So...Morrigan has the little touch? She did get pregnant (My case, Cousland) through blood magic, I've read here that regardless of BM or not, it's easier for a Non - Warden and some Warden to generate a child.

Honestly, this is all confusing and gets worse with each game.

Anyways, I miss my boy Alistair, even more in DAI.

The banter my Cousland had with him on Origins still gives me some good chuckles after all these years, and I guess a romance must be even better.

*sighs*

 

I do too... Sighs... Alistair... 


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This bummed me out because it features the work she did for BGR, a fantastic idea now dead in the water it seems. :(

 

Sorry love :D



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Sorry to kill everyone's dreams of having babies with Alistair.

 

Have a picture of Alistair wearing a t-shirt spoofing "Sweet Dreams are Made of These."

 

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(Where I found it.)


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#38786
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Sorry to kill everyone's dreams of having babies with Alistair.
 
Have a picture of Alistair wearing a t-shirt spoofing "Sweet Dreams are Made of These."
 
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(Where I found it.)


OMG, YES!

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What if Alistair's DR with Morrigan makes him develop immunity to the taint, as it happened to Fiona?

 

Just a thought.



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Something something grateful something.

 

Wait...did you just write that? You scribes do that on purpose, don't you?

 

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Angry!Alistair really hates Moira Cousland.

 

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Who needs romance when you can have the schmexxy Eyebrow o' Doom, amiright?


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#38790
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Angry!Alistair really hates Moira Cousland.

 

alihate1_zpsxs2iq2hl.jpg
 

Who needs romance when you can have the schmexxy Eyebrow o' Doom, amiright?

 

Nope, I'd rather have the romance. :P   


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In what way they were more faithful (Leliana,Wynne,Shale) than the rest, at least Alistair/Morrigan won't turn turn their weapons against me like'em. Invoke pretexts that means nothing for a 

I don't mind Leliana and Wynne,but Shale is very much a different case than any other companions.
Each companion that joined the warden to fight against the blight (expect Shale) did that without any term of condition,Shale on the other hand made clear from the start that her help was to seek answer to discover her own past.


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How do you guys interpret the line "He walks a dark path"? Does it mean that Alistair's friendship with the Warden is over because he disapproves of the Dark Ritual?

 

Which obviously may be not a reference to the dark ritual at all since AListair may never come to know about it.



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All circumstances of leadership lead to another succession crisis.

 

Anora married to Alistair: No child because one is potentially barren, the other tainted, no heir

Anora married to Male Cousland: Same situation as with Alistair

Alistair married to Female Cousland: Both are tainted, no heir

Anora solo: Never marries because of Daddy Issues, no heir

 

 we don't know if there even is a cure.  After all , no one has tried and succeeded in 1000 years.  Of course, the PC snowflake might just pull it off because: Player Character Specialness.   

I have only two point adress.
 
One is on the heir issue and the other is for the cure
 
-Kieran can be used as an heir if he  is not a mage,however this is a plausible scenario only if he is the Warden king son (who used the eluvian in WH to met him) since Alistair king/Loghain never met him and someone like Anora sure will use the childs for her own end only problem is Morrigan but as things are going she has to allow the child to chose his own path.
 
As for the cure against the taint Fiona succeeded and i'm start to think that may be because of something that the GW of the Anderfel gave to her.


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Which obviously may be not a reference to the dark ritual at all since AListair may never come to know about it.


The game doesn't always care about these details.
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#38795
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The game doesn't always care about these details.

how true,however AListair himslef ask at  the post coronation how you survived,so that is a big retcon..... :mellow:



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Angry!Alistair really hates Moira Cousland.

 

alihate1_zpsxs2iq2hl.jpg
 

Who needs romance when you can have the schmexxy Eyebrow o' Doom, amiright?

 

I'll have both, thank you. I'm thinking statue of King Alistair with Eyebrow o' Doom overlooking Denerim. Something that says - Don't mess with me people. (But I love you all really smirk). :wub: <3 :wub:


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how true,however AListair himslef ask at  the post coronation how you survived,so that is a big retcon..... :mellow:


Aren; why do you hate Alistair and yet post on his fan forum? Just wondering why you choose to do it....

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Angry!Alistair really hates Moira Cousland.
 
alihate1_zpsxs2iq2hl.jpg
 
Who needs romance when you can have the schmexxy Eyebrow o' Doom, amiright?


Oh, Alistair would be giving my Queen Cousland a puppy look more then anything...

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His creator left Bioware it seems. 



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Just Dragon Age. He still is a Bioware employee.