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I'm late to the party, but I didn't know the game had romances when I got it either. My sister bought it for me, as it looked like a fun swords & magic & fantasy rpg game like we used to play when we were young.

From the first moment I heard his snarky lines to the mages, and he's funny line about wearing a dress... I was totally hooked. I didn't realize it could actually /be/ a romance until some of the lines started to give it away. Then, after the rose & the first kiss I was so completely enthralled I called in sick for two days to play. And I loved the little love scene, even vanilla as it was. When it didn't play again, I immediately had to find a mod that would let me see it over again!

I also had a sudden fear of how the game would end, and had to look them all up before I got to the Landsmeet. Luckily I was a human noble for that first game, because I'd already done his personal quest and left him unhardened by the time we got there.

edit, and one of Ali alone, since it got top!
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And now for the smut!

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Modifié par sabreene, 13 août 2010 - 12:03 .


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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

tuppence95 wrote...
  I need to stop taking what I read too seriously and concentrate on the "real" Alistair who would never leave my Cousland warden!


*Resists the extreme desire to throw the usual KoP objection*

...Yea sure, if you say so.


Poor KoP. Your head is going to explode. You know you can still say KoP things as log as the topic is Alistair, right. And with that, I will leave you. It's past my smut threshold around here today. ;)

Modifié par errant_knight, 13 août 2010 - 12:06 .


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Sarah1281 wrote...

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So My Mage was talking to Eamon in Denirum after rescuing Anora.  I think she tolds him Ali wouldn't make a good king.  His reply,"Yes, I wish his father did a better job preparing him.  I did my best, but..."  WTF, shipping him off to the chantry is a great way to train a future king.  My Cousland will definatly be using all of her coersion points convincing King Al to make her nices/nephews the heirs.  She will also be convincing him that Eamon is going senile and should be locked in the tower because he is a danger to himself and others.

Really? When I said that I got 'no, you're both wrong' and Eamon insisted that Alistair had what it took to rule. He was hardened in my game, though, so maybe that makes a difference? 


I'm sorry, I replayed it  - it was the,"but his mother was a scullery maid" line.

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a little pic for "smut Thursday"

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this time she's gonna be Queen,  Alistair is a damn fine KingPosted Image

Modifié par Zeleen, 13 août 2010 - 12:29 .


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Is the smut deadline up yet... cuse I haz somes to share.

Cant right now though since mi familia is right over my shoulder.

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Giggles_Manically wrote...

Is the smut deadline up yet... cuse I haz somes to share.
Cant right now though since mi familia is right over my shoulder.


It's only 9:15 pm where I am, let the smut continue!

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Finally able to upload my stuff hehe!



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This is my first City Elf Vallana, Alistair approves I think.



So off we go into smut land!

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Youve just been smutted!

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I've got a little duster who's itching to break out of dust town... any recomendations on romancing Alistair.. or Zev? or Leli?

oh and it's only 7:00 pm here..  5 hours left  my time!Posted Image
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Zeleen wrote...

I've got a little duster who's itching to break out of dust town... any recomendations on romancing Alistair.. or Zev? or Leli?

oh and it's only 7:00 pm here..  5 hours left  my time!Posted Image

Dwarf Commenors should fit best with Morrigan and Zev, depending on if you are male or female.
Thats just my opionion though, do what fits best to you. (or go for the acheivements I dont judge... much)

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Giggles_Manically wrote...

Finally able to upload my stuff hehe!

This is my first City Elf Vallana, Alistair approves I think.

So off we go into smut land!


Of course he did :devil: Alistair loves elves and humans and dwarves. Your city elf looks similar to mine btw, same tattoo and hair just the color is different. *fistbump*

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Merilsell wrote...

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Finally able to upload my stuff hehe!

This is my first City Elf Vallana, Alistair approves I think.

So off we go into smut land!


Of course he did :devil: Alistair loves elves and humans and dwarves. Your city elf looks similar to mine btw, same tattoo and hair just the color is different. *fistbump*

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I think Alistair fit very well with Vallana.

She tried flirting with him, and outright teasing him at times, but his ability to resist her until he couldnt was awsome to her. Did fluster her when he ninja kissed her, suprised me too since in games I dont see charachters often take the lead from the PC..

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Giggles_Manically wrote...

I think Alistair fit very well with Vallana.
She tried flirting with him, and outright teasing him at times, but his ability to resist her until he couldnt was awsome to her. Did fluster her when he ninja kissed her, suprised me too since in games I dont see charachters often take the lead from the PC..


I've always told Alistair that "I feel the same way" or "I think I already do" or whatever the response is so I had no idea there was a ninja kiss until I heard about it here. I can't wait for my elf mage to get ninja'd!Posted Image

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Yankee23 wrote...

Giggles_Manically wrote...

I think Alistair fit very well with Vallana.
She tried flirting with him, and outright teasing him at times, but his ability to resist her until he couldnt was awsome to her. Did fluster her when he ninja kissed her, suprised me too since in games I dont see charachters often take the lead from the PC..


I've always told Alistair that "I feel the same way" or "I think I already do" or whatever the response is so I had no idea there was a ninja kiss until I heard about it here. I can't wait for my elf mage to get ninja'd!Posted Image

SPOILER


I was like:
I just dont know, its too soon
Then he was like:Well is it to soon for this?
<KISS>
THen I went: Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image

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Giggles_Manically wrote...

Yankee23 wrote...

Giggles_Manically wrote...

I think Alistair fit very well with Vallana.
She tried flirting with him, and outright teasing him at times, but his ability to resist her until he couldnt was awsome to her. Did fluster her when he ninja kissed her, suprised me too since in games I dont see charachters often take the lead from the PC..


I've always told Alistair that "I feel the same way" or "I think I already do" or whatever the response is so I had no idea there was a ninja kiss until I heard about it here. I can't wait for my elf mage to get ninja'd!Posted Image

SPOILER


I was like:
I just dont know, its too soon
Then he was like:Well is it to soon for this?

THen I went: Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image


If there is one thing I have learned about this game is that you really should try all the dialogue options. They sometimes hide some good sh*t behind lines you may not normally choose. You also don't get to tell Alistair that you dream about making mad love in your tent unless you first tell he smells like dog!Posted Image

Edit for spelling it's "mad love"

Modifié par Yankee23, 13 août 2010 - 02:42 .


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Yeah, yeah Alistair is sneaky like that. :D

Though the last times I went for the "I feel the same way" option because I love his little, dreamy sigh and this 'oh gosh I'm so in love'- expression directly after the kiss. :wub:

Modifié par Merilsell, 13 août 2010 - 02:42 .


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Merilsell wrote...

Yeah, yeah Alistair is sneaky like that. :D

Though the last times I went for the "I feel the same way" option because I love his little, dreamy sigh and this 'oh gosh I'm so in love'- expression directly after the kiss. :wub:

So...
Alistair is the sneaky ninja of love?

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Sandtigress wrote...

Fangirl17 wrote...

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How did you get him to say that line?!Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image Its makes me want to do another HNF.Posted Image


Err, you guys mean after the Landsmeet, right?  Because that's the criteria for getting this line - the Landsmeet has to be done, and you still have to be in a relationship (i.e. Queen to be or mistress).  Then when you ask him "Where do you see this going?" he'll say "You know where this is going, I'm going to be king" then that line.

So says the toolset!


Ah thanks for clearing that up.I havent gotten that line then.I'll be sure to save that question until after the LM.

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Fangirl17 wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

Fangirl17 wrote...

tuppence95 wrote...




How did you get him to say that line?!Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image Its makes me want to do another HNF.Posted Image


Err, you guys mean after the Landsmeet, right?  Because that's the criteria for getting this line - the Landsmeet has to be done, and you still have to be in a relationship (i.e. Queen to be or mistress).  Then when you ask him "Where do you see this going?" he'll say "You know where this is going, I'm going to be king" then that line.

So says the toolset!


Ah thanks for clearing that up.I havent gotten that line then.I'll be sure to save that question until after the LM.


I can't see the line you're talking aboutPosted Image  what did he say?  It sounds like it must really be goodPosted Image
and I love the "ninja kiss"  played it a few time tooPosted Image

Modifié par Zeleen, 13 août 2010 - 03:51 .


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If I can interrupt the Alistair smut-fest for a moment... does anyone have any good smiling Alistair and/or angry Arl Eamon shots handy?

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Fangirl17 wrote...

tuppence95 wrote...


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How did you get him to say that line?!Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image Its makes me want to do another HNF.Posted Image


This is the line.

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Ok I will not choose that "where do you see this going until after the lands meet! I've always used it too soon :(

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Yankee23 wrote...

Fangirl17 wrote...

tuppence95 wrote...
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"I'll tell you one thing:  I don't intend to let you get away, if that's what you're thinking.  King or no king, I'll find a way to make it work."


How did you get him to say that line?!Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image Its makes me want to do another HNF.Posted Image


This is the line.


And yes, like others have said, this is hardened Alistair after Landsmeet, where my HNF made him king and said she'd rule beside him.  This was in response to the "Where do you see this going ... " question.

On another subject, I just did sort of a cheat so that I could take a mage into the new DLC.  I stupidly deleted my Awakening mage.  So I took a newly created Dalish mage, got her up to Ostagar so I could purchase a backpack and then imported her into the DLC, where she got bumped up to level 20.  Of course, her equipment isn't the best, so this probably won't work.  But after getting her there, I looked at her on my profile page and realized her Story is practically empty.  This is a warden who never even met Alistair.  That feels so weird and wrong.

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tuppence95 wrote...


On another subject, I just did sort of a cheat so that I could take a mage into the new DLC.  I stupidly deleted my Awakening mage.  So I took a newly created Dalish mage, got her up to Ostagar so I could purchase a backpack and then imported her into the DLC, where she got bumped up to level 20.  Of course, her equipment isn't the best, so this probably won't work.  But after getting her there, I looked at her on my profile page and realized her Story is practically empty.  This is a warden who never even met Alistair.  That feels so weird and wrong.


yeah..  I did that once.. it was weird.. I think it's better to use ingame cc and just make a new character rather than one that never met Alsitair or Zev or .....Posted Image imo