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[inclemency]

Zjarcal wrote...

That is the best photomanip I've seen in my life!

I bow before you Inclemency.

And guys, remember to snip the picture from the quotes! That was also an issue with moderators.

EDIT: Agh, you already did errant!

I know, I'm SOooo proud (read that in the morrigan-sarcasm voice), it's my best work 'evah'!  (Hmm, maybe I should have written that in 1337, or fanboy. )




OHnooos, ToP....will edit

Modifié par inclemency, 18 septembre 2010 - 10:46 .

[Addai]

Miri1984 wrote...

*pops her head in* Hey, Anders fangirlism is a natural progression from Alistairianism. You guys are all just in your larval form!

Pish posh!

*don't hurt me*

[Addai]

Zjarcal wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

*pops her head in* Hey, Anders fangirlism is a natural progression from Alistairianism. You guys are all just in your larval form!

This is sooooo hilarious!

And seriously, for a complete stranger, both this and the Anders thread (or the Leli and Nate threads) would be very scary.

That's true.  If you're not under the spell, fangirlism and fanboyism of all kinds is a scary land.  That's why we post the naked Ali we do.  It's like Glyph of Repulsion for trolls.  Or Miasma.  Slows down their attacks. 

Edit:  But some fandoms are more laid-back than others.  The Nate thread is pretty stoic.  Just like our boy!

Modifié par Addai67, 18 septembre 2010 - 10:52 .

[Herr Uhl]

I'd say that it is rather like Horror or Waking Nightmare.

[Avilia]

Addai67 wrote...

Zjarcal wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

*pops her head in* Hey, Anders fangirlism is a natural progression from Alistairianism. You guys are all just in your larval form!

This is sooooo hilarious!

And seriously, for a complete stranger, both this and the Anders thread (or the Leli and Nate threads) would be very scary.

That's true.  If you're not under the spell, fangirlism and fanboyism of all kinds is a scary land.  That's why we post the naked Ali we do.  It's like Glyph of Repulsion for trolls.  Or Miasma.  Slows down their attacks. 

Edit:  But some fandoms are more laid-back than others.  The Nate thread is pretty stoic.  Just like our boy!

Hey - I tried posting naked Nate piccies   Oh look here's Alistair looking particularly succulent:

[SurelyForth]

Addai67 wrote...
Yeah, she's gotten scary since she's more often in the Anders thread these days.  Anders fangirls, they're scary.  And she put the thane helmet on Loghain.  I think it's Anders' magey wiles corrupting her mind.  

rawr *claws at Alistair thread*

And I like your interpretation that Naked Barbarian Loghain is Alistair's revenge. 

Alistair: [monotone] No, please. For the love of the Maker, don't recruit Loghain. [/monotone]
Brand: You're not the boss of me! I'm gonna do it!
Alistair: Blast. Well...wow. That leaves me no choice. I'm outta- I mean, I'm leaving the Wardens. Good luck with...everything.
Brand: 
Loghain: The smile seems a bit incongruous for someone who was just exiled.
Brand: Right? Anyway...*holds up Thane helmet* welcome to the group! Here's your uniform.
Loghain: You want me to just put on this helmet?
Brand: No. I want you to change out of that and into this helmet. 
Loghain: *stares down at himself and then after Alistair* He may be less stupid than I thought.

Ten Minutes Later

[Merilsell]

Miri1984 wrote...

*pops her head in* Hey, Anders fangirlism is a natural progression from Alistairianism. You guys are all just in your larval form!

Umm no. I like my squee where it is, thank you very much.

While I like Anders so far as a character, he is not in the slightest appealing/endearing to me. Same goes for Nate. They are fun while DAA lasted but I can't return quickly enough to DAO. Much better companions Imo. Might be the reason why I still play DAO but have ditched DAA after my first playthrough and never looked back.

What for lines do you have in mind, inclemency? The word funny isn't enough to channel my inner Alistair Context please.

[Avilia]

@Surely - so glad I wasn't drinking my coffee when I read that ;-)

[Addai]

Herr Uhl wrote...

I'd say that it is rather like Horror or Waking Nightmare.

You know you love it, Uhl.  Or you wouldn't click!

Who wouldn't click on this?!

[Addai]

SurelyForth wrote...

Addai67 wrote...
Yeah, she's gotten scary since she's more often in the Anders thread these days.  Anders fangirls, they're scary.  And she put the thane helmet on Loghain.  I think it's Anders' magey wiles corrupting her mind.  

rawr *claws at Alistair thread*

See!  Scary! 

And yep, that's my new interpretation of how Undertow came to be.  Alistair couldn't think of any more fitting punishment for Loghain than to be Brand's new thane helmet b*tch.

KoP's shot of Loghain falling over was priceless, BTW.  What is happening to me?  I'm hanging out in the Loghain thread, and today I'm writing my Loghain-marries-femCousland story and having way too much damn fun at it.

Modifié par Addai67, 18 septembre 2010 - 11:12 .

[tuppence95]

SurelyForth wrote...

Addai67 wrote...
Yeah, she's gotten scary since she's more often in the Anders thread these days.  Anders fangirls, they're scary.  And she put the thane helmet on Loghain.  I think it's Anders' magey wiles corrupting her mind.  

rawr *claws at Alistair thread*

And I like your interpretation that Naked Barbarian Loghain is Alistair's revenge. 

Alistair: [monotone] No, please. For the love of the Maker, don't recruit Loghain. [/monotone]
Brand: You're not the boss of me! I'm gonna do it!
Alistair: Blast. Well...wow. That leaves me no choice. I'm outta- I mean, I'm leaving the Wardens. Good luck with...everything.
Brand: 
Loghain: The smile seems a bit incongruous for someone who was just exiled.
Brand: Right? Anyway...*holds up Thane helmet* welcome to the group! Here's your uniform.
Loghain: You want me to just put on this helmet?
Brand: No. I want you to change out of that and into this helmet. 
Loghain: *stares down at himself and then after Alistair* He may be less stupid than I thought.

Ten Minutes Later
*snip
*snip

That brought me to tears!  

[Lady Jess]

Madame Lanka wrote...

@Lady Jess Hey! I love your Warden. Very pretty. But where did you get her armor?

Thanks, it's a combo of TMP's Warden Garments and Seri's ovverrides

[phaonica]

SurelyForth wrote...

Addai67 wrote...
Yeah, she's gotten scary since she's more often in the Anders thread these days.  Anders fangirls, they're scary.  And she put the thane helmet on Loghain.  I think it's Anders' magey wiles corrupting her mind.  

rawr *claws at Alistair thread*

And I like your interpretation that Naked Barbarian Loghain is Alistair's revenge. 

Alistair: [monotone] No, please. For the love of the Maker, don't recruit Loghain. [/monotone]
Brand: You're not the boss of me! I'm gonna do it!
Alistair: Blast. Well...wow. That leaves me no choice. I'm outta- I mean, I'm leaving the Wardens. Good luck with...everything.
Brand: 
Loghain: The smile seems a bit incongruous for someone who was just exiled.
Brand: Right? Anyway...*holds up Thane helmet* welcome to the group! Here's your uniform.
Loghain: You want me to just put on this helmet?
Brand: No. I want you to change out of that and into this helmet. 
Loghain: *stares down at himself and then after Alistair* He may be less stupid than I thought.

Ten Minutes Later

*snip pics*

As Warden Commander, I approve of the new required uniform. Everyone at Vigil's Keep is ordered to comply.

[Merilsell]

Addai67 wrote...
 BTW.  What is happening to me?  I'm hanging out in the Loghain thread, and today I'm writing my Loghain-marries-femCousland story and having way too much damn fun at it.

Any signs of fever, retreating or wishes to spare Loghain the past few days? If not, you are safe. Otherwise....uh-oh

[Herr Uhl]

phaonica wrote...

SurelyForth wrote...

Addai67 wrote...
Yeah, she's gotten scary since she's more often in the Anders thread these days.  Anders fangirls, they're scary.  And she put the thane helmet on Loghain.  I think it's Anders' magey wiles corrupting her mind.  

rawr *claws at Alistair thread*

And I like your interpretation that Naked Barbarian Loghain is Alistair's revenge. 

Alistair: [monotone] No, please. For the love of the Maker, don't recruit Loghain. [/monotone]
Brand: You're not the boss of me! I'm gonna do it!
Alistair: Blast. Well...wow. That leaves me no choice. I'm outta- I mean, I'm leaving the Wardens. Good luck with...everything.
Brand: 
Loghain: The smile seems a bit incongruous for someone who was just exiled.
Brand: Right? Anyway...*holds up Thane helmet* welcome to the group! Here's your uniform.
Loghain: You want me to just put on this helmet?
Brand: No. I want you to change out of that and into this helmet. 
Loghain: *stares down at himself and then after Alistair* He may be less stupid than I thought.

Ten Minutes Later

*snip pics*

As Warden Commander, I approve of the new required uniform. Everyone at Vigil's Keep is ordered to comply.

Poor Wade. Only getting to make helmets now.

[phaonica]

Addai67 wrote...

KoP's shot of Loghain falling over was priceless, BTW.  What is happening to me?  I'm hanging out in the Loghain thread, and today I'm writing my Loghain-marries-femCousland story and having way too much damn fun at it.

Madness!
I'd love to read that, though, to get your take on such a thing.

[Addai]

phaonica wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

KoP's shot of Loghain falling over was priceless, BTW.  What is happening to me?  I'm hanging out in the Loghain thread, and today I'm writing my Loghain-marries-femCousland story and having way too much damn fun at it.

Madness!
I'd love to read that, though, to get your take on such a thing.

I'm not sure it will ever see the light of day!  But the idea wouldn't let me go.  I'm supposed to be writing Nathaniel-femDalish, dammit.  My muse is a capricious mistress and this DA fanfiction habit is getting embarrassing.

My real downfall was realizing that for such a thing to make sense, it would have to be before Anora and Cailan got married, which means Maric is in it.    But grumpy Loghain is fun to write, too.  I actually feel sorry for him in this situation.  LOL Anora strikes again.

[inclemency]

Addai67 wrote...

phaonica wrote...

Addai67 wrote...

KoP's shot of Loghain falling over was priceless, BTW.  What is happening to me?  I'm hanging out in the Loghain thread, and today I'm writing my Loghain-marries-femCousland story and having way too much damn fun at it.

Madness!
I'd love to read that, though, to get your take on such a thing.

I'm not sure it will ever see the light of day!  But the idea wouldn't let me go.  I'm supposed to be writing Nathaniel-femDalish, dammit.  My muse is a capricious mistress and this DA fanfiction habit is getting embarrassing.

My real downfall was realizing that for such a thing to make sense, it would have to be before Anora and Cailan got married, which means Maric is in it.    But grumpy Loghain is fun to write, too.  I actually feel sorry for him in this situation.  LOL Anora strikes again.

Oh I hope it sees the light of day, if so, I'd love to read it, as well! 

[OfficerDonNZ]

I'm working on a very silly and random plot bunny that bite my ankles. It's intened to be hourmous and not to be taken at all seriously. It stars Alistair, Mira, my HNF and Wynne and someone they mistake for a desire demon 
Thought I'd post what I have so far to see what everyone thinks.




"Ugh...." Alistair let out a groan. He couldn't even remember how or why he was lying face down on a dirt road. He lifted his head and looked from side to side. To his right was Mira, and to his left Wynne. Both women were out cold, and lying in very undignified positions. The templar had a flicker of a memory. Had one of Wynne's spells gone off incorrectly?
 
"It's possible," the templar muttered as he stood up slowly. He then helped Mira and Wynne to their feet. "So, any idea where we are?" he asked.
 
Mira gave her patented shrug.  "No clue, Alistair my dear," she said, looking around.  "Though we seem to be on a road, so that's a start."
 
Wynne smiled at the two young wardens. "We may want to ask the approaching patrol," the mage said, pointing up the road.
 
Both Mira and Alistair looked to where the spirit healer had pointed, and sure enough, a patrol of what looked to be six soldiers could be seen coming towards them. It wasn't until the patrol was much closer that they saw the seventh member of the group.
 
"Is that... is she.... are we in the Fade, Wynne?" Alistair stammered, unsure of what his eyes were seeing. Because unless he'd had far too much to drink, he could see a desire demon walking up to them, or at least she looked like one, with the horns and tail.  There were things that seemed off to the templar, not least of which was the woman's reddish brown hair.
 
"I do not believe so, Alistair," the mage replied.  "As to whether the young woman is a desire demon or not, I am uncertain. She does seem to appear to be one, but..."
 
"But when did you see a demon of any kind wearing full armour and carrying a weapon?" Mira asked. They all could see that the woman wore armour that resembled light chain mail, and nestled against her right hip was the hilt of a sword. Her six companions all wore what seemed to be plate armour of some kind.
 
"Are you three alright?" asked one of the soldiers.  "You looked to have taken quite a spill." 
 
"Yes, we're fine, thank you," Mira replied, happy they could understand these people. Well, they don't seem to be charmed, which is strange, she thought.  Mira had encountered enough desire demons to know what they were capable of.
 
"Is that a desire demon?" Alistair suddenly blurted.
 
Mira wished she could bury her head in her hands. Of all the dumb things to say, Alistair... she thought.
 
The red haired woman blinked then looked around her with a slight frown.  "I don't see any demons, do you, Sergeant Dobbson?" she asked the man next to her.
 
The sergeant shook his head.  "No, Neeshka," he replied.  "Though I think he may have been meaning you."
 
At this, Neeshka's face screwed up in confusion.  "Huh? That's new," she said.  "I've been called lots of things, but never that before."
 
"Oh, Maker..." Alistair muttered.
 
Dobbson smiled slightly.  "Well, it could be said that you're the Captain's desire demon." The man was smirking.
 
Neeshka gave the sergeant a long suffering glance.  "Oh, ha-ha, very funny," she said, rolling her eyes. "And might I remind you that I'm baatezu, and NOT descended from some tanar'ri hindlicker, thank you very much!" She was doing her best to scold the man and failing utterly, if the grin on Dobbson's face was anything to go by.
 
Wynne couldn't help but be intrigued by the young woman's outburst. Baatezu, tanar'ri? I wonder what they could refer to? the spirit healer thought. Could it be that tanar'ri is their word for demon? If so what does baatezu refer to? Then a very unpleasant thought occurred to the mage.  I don't think we're in Thedas.
 
Mira shook her head in mild disbelief.  Just how lucky can one man be? she thought. "Alistair, my dear, I thought Templars were taught, among other things, tact?" she asked.  "Or is that lesson reserved for full Templars?"
 
"That's low, Mira," Alistair replied, sulking. "You're mean.  I don't like you anymore."
 
Mira smiled seductively.  "You don't mean that, Alistair..." she said, moving closer to the ex-templar.  "Maybe I need to lick your lamppost. It might help you stop seeing desire demons everywhere." Her voice had become husky with desire. For his part, Alistair looked and felt very uncomfortable all of a sudden.
 
Neeshka broke the awkward moment by bursting into laughter.  "His lamppost, huh? I'll have to remember that," she said, snickering.
 
Neeshka suddenly turned towards the tree line, sniffing the air.  "Oh Torm's teeth! Trolls!" she yelled, just as two of the ugly green skinned monsters came busting through the trees.
 
Dobbson and his men reacted without thinking, drawing their swords and splitting into two groups of three.  Meanwhile Neeshka quickly cast fire enchantments on their drawn weapons, and mentally prepared herself to hurl a fire orb at both trolls once the beasts were put down.
 
Mira, Wynne and Alistair all reacted on instinct as well. While Mira and Alistair joined the melee with the ugliest monsters they'd ever seen, and Maker, did they smell!  Wynne hung back casting her healing and support spells as needed and adding in an arcane blot every now and then. The spirit healer cast a glance at the woman whom they'd mistaken for a desire demon to see she now had her hands glowing with fire. The woman is a mage? Wynne thought puzzled What in Thedas is going on? As soon as the beasts were down, Neeshka let the balls of fire fly, slamming into the monsters and killing them.
 

[Reika]

Ha! Dragon Age folks in D&D, okay that is amusing.

[errant_knight]

Sorry, OfficerDonNZ, that story went right over my head....

Modifié par errant_knight, 19 septembre 2010 - 12:58 .

[OfficerDonNZ]

Heh, sorry about that errant_knight. If you've ever played any DnD then you'd understand it. Otherwise yes it can lose you. What's happened is that the three DA chars have found themselves in the Forgotten Realms and have come face to face with a tiefling who they mistake for a desire demon



Tieflings have horns and tails and are eather have a devilish or demoic ansestor. In Neeshka's case it's devlish. That's why she's not too keen on been called a demon

[Addai]

Merilsell wrote...

Addai67 wrote...
 BTW.  What is happening to me?  I'm hanging out in the Loghain thread, and today I'm writing my Loghain-marries-femCousland story and having way too much damn fun at it.

Any signs of fever, retreating or wishes to spare Loghain the past few days? If not, you are safe. Otherwise....uh-oh

Actually, I might do that, for research.    I'll do it on Aedan.  He's safely off with Morrigan in the mirror (hah, the irony of that statement) so it'll just be a bad dream or something.

[Reika]

OfficerDonNZ wrote...

Heh, sorry about that errant_knight. If you've ever played any DnD then you'd understand it. Otherwise yes it can lose you. What's happened is that the three DA chars have found themselves in the Forgotten Realms and have come face to face with a tiefling who they mistake for a desire demon

Tieflings have horns and tails and are eather have a devilish or demoic ansestor. In Neeshka's case it's devlish. That's why she's not too keen on been called a demon

When you described her I thought she was either a qunari that's been described in DA2 or a Tiefling. The troll clinched it.

Hm, templar trained Alistair in FR... Oh that's rich. Wonder how badly he's going to screw things up there considering mages are like a dime a dozen there.

[Merilsell]

Addai67 wrote...

Merilsell wrote...

Addai67 wrote...
 BTW.  What is happening to me?  I'm hanging out in the Loghain thread, and today I'm writing my Loghain-marries-femCousland story and having way too much damn fun at it.

Any signs of fever, retreating or wishes to spare Loghain the past few days? If not, you are safe. Otherwise....uh-oh

Actually, I might do that, for research.    I'll do it on Aedan.  He's safely off with Morrigan in the mirror (hah, the irony of that statement) so it'll just be a bad dream or something.

Alistair is disappointed