MageTarot wrote...
Although it's been said by writer Sheryl Cree that Alistair would "have half a pint and giggle uncontrollably for the rest of the night.") Any thoughts on what he'd do if he had a full pint?
Heh, I just had drunken Alistair in my FF

Here a snippet:
“Oh it is finally back. And is drunk. It reeks like a whole brewery. Disgusting.” Shale glowered down at the Dalish, then noticed Alistair. “And the clown knight is with it, also drunk. I'm hardly surprised.”
“Cloowwn knight,” he repeated and snickered, “you arreee fuunnny, Shaaalee.”
“Yes, haha,” the golem retorted dryly.” It should go and sleep it off. We have still many heads to crush. It doesn't want to be one of those, hmm?”
“Psssch, Shaaaale,” Alistair made the silence gesture, but missed quite his mouth with his finger,“ you arreee waking eeeeveryyyoneeee when you arrreee so LOUD!” he nearly screamed the last word and snorted at his own joke.
The golem however had already chosen to ignore them and their annoying behavior. Only a quiet “The world is doomed.” was to hear from its corner, then it fell silent again.