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:o*Rubs eyes*

I knew the gush thread would be locked. I even posted the message from Seagloom regarding spam and derailment yestarday.  (" Forewarning of doom")

Time for some Alistair humour and charm to help cheer me up.
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TheGrumpyOne wrote...

:o*Rubs eyes*

I knew the gush thread would be locked. I even posted the message from Seagloom regarding spam and derailment yestarday.  (" Forewarning of doom")

Time for some Alistair humour and charm to help cheer me up.


YEAH!!!! You found us Grumpy!!!!!   Oh and the Tag for the picture should be "hmmm is that a bug on your armor...let me get those ....that for you."Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image

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Merilsell wrote...

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I'm just saying that I imagine he'd feel like a tool if he broke it off with the Warden for the sake of duty and honor and whatnots (because the people of Ferelden would likely not accept an elven queen), only to find out that he -himself- is part elf.

Oh yes this would be indeed the horror for him. Overkill would be the combination with marrying Anora, no doubt. I think he'd curse the day where he took Morrigan's offer to ensure surviving (not his own, rather this of the woman he still loves) the archdemon killing instead to do the deed and die in the process.

Honestly, can his life be any more miserable than that? :blink: Somehow I want to write about it now :ph34r:



I think Loghain doing the deed to save his ex and him finding out would, in fact, make him hate his life more.

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hollirae wrote...

TheGrumpyOne wrote...

:o*Rubs eyes*

I knew the gush thread would be locked. I even posted the message from Seagloom regarding spam and derailment yestarday.  (" Forewarning of doom")

Time for some Alistair humour and charm to help cheer me up.


YEAH!!!! You found us Grumpy!!!!!   Oh and the Tag for the picture should be "hmmm is that a bug on your armor...let me get those ....that for you."Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image


("Waves at hollirae.")

Neria : I said hold my pears Alistair, not my breasts. "Throws fruit at him."

Alistair: Oh.. My!

Сообщение изменено: TheGrumpyOne, 10 Август 2010 - 06:29 .


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Schratty wrote..

@ Sandtigress:Haha, I think we're going around in circles. I get what you're saying, but I do think that the reason he calls it off with a dwarf/elf pc is because of their race (once again, not because he's prejudiced, but because the rest of Ferelden would not accept it). Otherwise, why wouldn't they be able to force the issue at the Landsmeet, too? :P


They can't because the Landsmeet won't allow it.  You can even try and Alistair will say "i don't think they'll let anyone of noble blood take the throne".  Notice he never suggests the HNF should do it - she has to take her own initiative.

What reason does Alistair give for breaking up with a Warden of any race?  Because he'll have to marry someone he can have children with, and who will live long enough to raise those children.  It has nothing to do with her race - human, elf, or otherwise.  If it was merely a Landsmeet issue, he would likely not break up with the HNF.  He'll even ask if she wants to stay with him a post-tenting conversation if they can't have kids together.  That's his big concern.  King Alistair would probably otherwise at least try to make it work with an elf.

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You know, on the flip side, would Fiona want Alistair to know? Would it depend on if she met him? Or his emotional/mental state at the time?

Edit:  I just want to say that I am very much enjoying the instant edit and return to the edited post that's happening for me.

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LadyDamodred wrote...

You know, on the flip side, would Fiona want Alistair to know? Would it depend on if she met him? Or his emotional/mental state at the time?

Edit:  I just want to say that I am very much enjoying the instant edit and return to the edited post that's happening for me.

In the Calling she never wants him to know and insists that he be told she's a dead human and if he's King I can see her not wanting anything (like her) threatening his rule so probably not. She'd have to be convinced that he needed to know. Maybe if she watches him keep getting shot down as he tries to form a relationship with Goldanna? It would definitely be more likely for her to tell him if he's not King, I'd think.

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They can't because the Landsmeet won't allow it.  You can even try and Alistair will say "i don't think they'll let anyone of noble blood take the throne".  Notice he never suggests the HNF should do it - she has to take her own initiative.


I was not aware of this. Still, if you play as a Dwarven noble, shouldn't that count? I'm not trying to be argumentative, I'm just curious ;)

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Schratty wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

They can't because the Landsmeet won't allow it.  You can even try and Alistair will say "i don't think they'll let anyone of noble blood take the throne".  Notice he never suggests the HNF should do it - she has to take her own initiative.


I was not aware of this. Still, if you play as a Dwarven noble, shouldn't that count? I'm not trying to be argumentative, I'm just curious ;)

You're not of human noble blood so the Landsmeet doesn't really care.

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LadyDamodred wrote...

You know, on the flip side, would Fiona want Alistair to know? Would it depend on if she met him? Or his emotional/mental state at the time?

Edit:  I just want to say that I am very much enjoying the instant edit and return to the edited post that's happening for me.


I imagine she'd be very nervous about letting him know, to say the least.  In my future fic, she'll have kept it secret even though they're in proximity.  He'll find out a bit by accident.  :P

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 You're not of human noble blood so the Landsmeet doesn't really care.


Exactly. So, it stands to reason that race is a factor in his breaking-up with elven/dwarven Wardens. Or, at least, that's how I see it. I think I'm being overly pedantic.

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Schratty wrote...

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 You're not of human noble blood so the Landsmeet doesn't really care.


Exactly. So, it stands to reason that race is a factor in his breaking-up with elven/dwarven Wardens. Or, at least, that's how I see it. I think I'm being overly pedantic.

Indirectly. I think he plans on breaking up with all Wardens if he's made King (which he does to the HNF if she doesn't make herself Queen) and if the HNF announces herself Queen at the Landsmeet then she's accepted as no one knows about the fertility thing and thus there's no point breaking up with his future wife.

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Schratty wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

They can't because the Landsmeet won't allow it.  You can even try and Alistair will say "i don't think they'll let anyone of noble blood take the throne".  Notice he never suggests the HNF should do it - she has to take her own initiative.


I was not aware of this. Still, if you play as a Dwarven noble, shouldn't that count? I'm not trying to be argumentative, I'm just curious ;)


lol Err, glad that you understood what I meant because that quote was supposed to say "NOT of noble blood".  Phew, should proof-read more before I post.  :P

As far as the dwarf goes, like Sarah said, she's not human and therefor not acceptable to the Landsmeet, though I would suspect they would put a dwarf on the throne before an elf.  At the same time, though. Ferelden is a human country that would probably prefer humans on the throne (elves behind second-class citizens for the most part).

On the other hand, I could possibly maybe see a political marriage to an Aeducan for treaty purposes.  It wouldn't be widly outside the realms of possibility to me.

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Sarah1281 wrote...

Schratty wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...
 You're not of human noble blood so the Landsmeet doesn't really care.


Exactly. So, it stands to reason that race is a factor in his breaking-up with elven/dwarven Wardens. Or, at least, that's how I see it. I think I'm being overly pedantic.

Indirectly. I think he plans on breaking up with all Wardens if he's made King (which he does to the HNF if she doesn't make herself Queen) and if the HNF announces herself Queen at the Landsmeet then she's accepted as no one knows about the fertility thing and thus there's no point breaking up with his future wife.


Right, that's the point I've been trying to make.  :)

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LadyDamodred wrote...

You know, on the flip side, would Fiona want Alistair to know? Would it depend on if she met him? Or his emotional/mental state at the time?

It's just too poignant for it not to happen somehow.  That's my meta opinion.  Posted Image

As for whether she would voluntarily tell him, she might do so.  People change.  As she gets older, the desire to meet him/ disclose her past might get the best of her.

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TheGrumpyOne wrote...

hollirae wrote...

TheGrumpyOne wrote...

:o*Rubs eyes*

I knew the gush thread would be locked. I even posted the message from Seagloom regarding spam and derailment yestarday.  (" Forewarning of doom")

Time for some Alistair humour and charm to help cheer me up.


YEAH!!!! You found us Grumpy!!!!!   Oh and the Tag for the picture should be "hmmm is that a bug on your armor...let me get those ....that for you."Posted ImagePosted ImagePosted Image


("Waves at hollirae.")

Neria : I said hold my pairs Alistair, not my breasts. "Throws fruit at him."

Alistair: Oh.. My!


Alistair:  That robe does not look at all supportive let me assist you.

Neria:  Remove your hands or it's "Frog Time"!!

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You know what this new thread is missing? Xbox screenshots.

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SurelyForth is like Anders...in that she came to our rescue. Yeah that was reaching a little bit. But yay I get to be part of this early.



Re: Fiona I have to agree with the "It depends on his mental state" party. Though it would be kind of rocky for awhile.



Re: The Landsmeet. Yeah it's partially about race. At least to the rest of them. To Alistair it's all about whether or not he can have children. And that's my two cents.

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Sandtigress wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Schratty wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...
 You're not of human noble blood so the Landsmeet doesn't really care.


Exactly. So, it stands to reason that race is a factor in his breaking-up with elven/dwarven Wardens. Or, at least, that's how I see it. I think I'm being overly pedantic.

Indirectly. I think he plans on breaking up with all Wardens if he's made King (which he does to the HNF if she doesn't make herself Queen) and if the HNF announces herself Queen at the Landsmeet then she's accepted as no one knows about the fertility thing and thus there's no point breaking up with his future wife.


Right, that's the point I've been trying to make.  :)


Ah, that makes sense. I was operating without full information. Then again, I always have my HFN announce she's going to marry Alistair, to which he quickly responds, "Good choice."...so, that's probably why :P Well, that and the fact that dwarven nobles aren't allowed to force the issue at the Landsmeet. Thank you both for clarifying things for me :D


Mel_Redux wrote...

You know what this new thread is missing? Xbox screenshots.


O.M.G. Hilarious!

Сообщение изменено: Schratty, 10 Август 2010 - 06:45 .


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You know what this new thread is missing? Xbox screenshots.

And let us not forget about the Alistair Mutations.:ph34r:
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Mel_Redux wrote...

You know what this new thread is missing? Xbox screenshots.
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TheGrumpyOne wrote...

Mel_Redux wrote...

You know what this new thread is missing? Xbox screenshots.

And let us not forget about the Alistair Mutations.:ph34r:
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IDK, I think he would still break up with a NHNF, even if everyone could have kids - the landsmeet wouldn't approve her as queen, so he would need to go out and find a suitable queen, then have babies w/ her. In our alternate DSC universe, I don't think we would have been looking at Queen Liliana.

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And let us not forget about the Alistair Mutations.


:blink::blink::blink:

He needs to put those sweater kittens in a bra.

Also, the expression on his face is completely unwarranted...unless there are invisible hands tweaking his nips...Haha!

Edit: Sorry, Mel_Redux. Gratuitous picture quoting removed :)

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ACK!!!! Stop quoting pics!!! *is scurred for the gush thread*