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errant_knight

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Mel_Redux wrote...

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ell, no one here is a medieval noble woman/noble man, so I thought the context was a given. But in case it wasn't, I was in no way applying modern sexual mores to Ferelden, but speaking to the fact that the Cousland's father is a Teyrn. One can choose how much one applies medieval attitudes to the game, and clearly there are some differences in that there doesn't seem to be the same kind of stigma on gay or bisexual relationships, but this is not the modern world, and I was discussing it in that light. My intent was not to comment on real world sexual practices.


If that was your intent, so be it.  I agree, no one here is a medieval noble woman/man, therfore we don't know what *really* happened in those times.  I happen to belive that the nobles were constantly sleeping around, but it wasn't talked about so it wasn't recorded in history.  Not so different from modern times...humans are still human.

And, in that respect, Ferelden is not real medieval times.  So it is up to each individual player how to interpret the world.  So you essentially called anyone's character who "slept around" a skank.  Well guess what?  Maybe in *your* Ferelden they are a skank, but in "Jane's" Ferelden they are not a skank.  Each Ferelden is created by the player.  So you are calling many player's characters skanks, which could be offensive to that player.

And I am sorry, I have to agree with SurelyForth, ending your judgemental posts with a ";)" does not take any of the hurt or offensiveness away from that post.

Well, I'm certainly sorry to have given offense. I thought I was answering a question honestly, but I certainly could have been more tactful.

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No, I'm not saying at ALL that they have to be. It's just that no other origin has the option of being ...well casual about sex. DNF option is in love with Gorim, Dalish, loves Tamlen, CE is getting married, the only one even close is the mage/cullen thing. So why is the HNF option for romance a fling or a threesome? It's the only one with the skank OPTION rather than a love/crush type thing. Alot of fics tend to make her out that way too, it's just lopsided that's all. Elea is pure as the driven snow and Alistair will be her first, last, and only.

Well, if you're talking about females, yes. DNMs, on the other hand, get to have a threesome with two noble hunters and even get a son out of the deal. The more conservative families grumble about that kind of thing but it's pretty accepted by that society.

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inclemency wrote...

May we all change the subject now? I don't know what to, as yet...

But, I've found myself laughing myself silly playing my current game. I now have 2-second recharge on spells and set Morrigan to blast everyone with Walking bomb. That, combined with Deathblows has afforded me an absolute giggle-fest at the constant geysers of blood spewing everywhere.

I've played so many characters that anything 'new' is welcome, and this just is an absolute scream. Deathblows will get you a few geysers, but combine that with both the walking bomb spells and it is mind boggling.

Alistair is having a blast, as it seems he's the one always giving that last swipe of the sword to set it off..

*snipped because all that blood would be difficult to get off my monitor screen and computer desk*  Image IPB



Well, if there's ever a live-action Dragon Age film and Quentin Tarantino is asked to direct it, I'm making sure you get to do the screenplay!

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Yeah, uh...

Alistair gives you MORE approval if you tell him you have experience.  And he acts relieved about it.

I wish I could find it, but I swear the developers somewhere along the line said that sexuality in general is pretty open in the DA universe.  They don't deal in 'skanks' and '****s' so much as "saucy minxes" or "sly dogs."  Big difference there.

Oh, and as far as Medieval history?  I've done a bit of study on the Medieval and Renaissance eras, and you'd be amazed at the sheer volume of secular music and popular tunes from those eras that focused solely on a person's sex life.  Just putting that out there.  :D

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Giggles_Manically wrote...

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See I keep my mages in something that a person would actually wear.
Some mods out there, just NO.


Well, this one doesn't seem that unreasonable:

Yes because a strapless dress is what you want to wear in combat, that can bunch up your legs, and with a good trip you suddenly can become indisposed. 


Come on Giggles, the vanilla stuff in Dragon Age isn't exactly that logical either. The Dalish Armor is basically a bikini. And if we're talking about tripping, great swords would be very effective at doing that.

Eh, but I'm not arguing over this. If I recall, I got a banner to work on.

Modifié par Zjarcal, 26 septembre 2010 - 01:29 .


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MageTarot wrote...

inclemency wrote...

May we all change the subject now? I don't know what to, as yet...

But, I've found myself laughing myself silly playing my current game. I now have 2-second recharge on spells and set Morrigan to blast everyone with Walking bomb. That, combined with Deathblows has afforded me an absolute giggle-fest at the constant geysers of blood spewing everywhere.

I've played so many characters that anything 'new' is welcome, and this just is an absolute scream. Deathblows will get you a few geysers, but combine that with both the walking bomb spells and it is mind boggling.

Alistair is having a blast, as it seems he's the one always giving that last swipe of the sword to set it off..

*snipped because all that blood would be difficult to get off my monitor screen and computer desk*  Image IPB


Well, if there's ever a live-action Dragon Age film and Quentin Tarantino is asked to direct it, I'm making sure you get to do the screenplay!


Lol, at level 10, Morrigan has almost 10,000 in friendly fire damage, that's more than she's ever gotten in a whole game of mine.  Should be fun to see the total

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Sarah1281 wrote...

No, I'm not saying at ALL that they have to be. It's just that no other origin has the option of being ...well casual about sex. DNF option is in love with Gorim, Dalish, loves Tamlen, CE is getting married, the only one even close is the mage/cullen thing. So why is the HNF option for romance a fling or a threesome? It's the only one with the skank OPTION rather than a love/crush type thing. Alot of fics tend to make her out that way too, it's just lopsided that's all. Elea is pure as the driven snow and Alistair will be her first, last, and only.

Well, if you're talking about females, yes. DNMs, on the other hand, get to have a threesome with two noble hunters and even get a son out of the deal. The more conservative families grumble about that kind of thing but it's pretty accepted by that society.


It's also accepted in OUR society that men sleep around but if womn do we're skanks so.... I'm talking ONLY about the females in the game here,in which case it's completely lopsided with the HNF.

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Haha, when they explode it looks like they're made out of jello or some other viscous substance.



No wonder you're giggling.

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Lady Jess wrote...

It's also accepted in OUR society that men sleep around but if womn do we're skanks so.... I'm talking ONLY about the females in the game here,in which case it's completely lopsided with the HNF.


Yeah. I think the skank thing isn't so much the issue. just the- as you put it- lopsided-ness.

But, as it stands, Alistair admires experience.

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inclemency wrote...

Lol, at level 10, Morrigan has almost 10,000 in friendly fire damage, that's more than she's ever gotten in a whole game of mine.  Should be fun to see the total


What I can't wait to see is how quick the Archdemon fight is going to go! Poor Alistair's going to go bounding in to attack the demon. One hit from Morrigan and she'll give him a look like "What?"  Image IPB

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I for one welcome our skanky Cousland overlords. And ladies.

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Jadiefever wrote...

Yeah. I think the skank thing isn't so much the issue. just the- as you put it- lopsided-ness.

But, as it stands, Alistair admires experience.


Well, he does seem pretty amused by the amount of lampposts you've licked, so I'd say that does admire it indeed.

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MageTarot wrote...

inclemency wrote...

May we all change the subject now? I don't know what to, as yet...

But, I've found myself laughing myself silly playing my current game. I now have 2-second recharge on spells and set Morrigan to blast everyone with Walking bomb. That, combined with Deathblows has afforded me an absolute giggle-fest at the constant geysers of blood spewing everywhere.

I've played so many characters that anything 'new' is welcome, and this just is an absolute scream. Deathblows will get you a few geysers, but combine that with both the walking bomb spells and it is mind boggling.

Alistair is having a blast, as it seems he's the one always giving that last swipe of the sword to set it off..

*snipped because all that blood would be difficult to get off my monitor screen and computer desk*  Image IPB



Well, if there's ever a live-action Dragon Age film and Quentin Tarantino is asked to direct it, I'm making sure you get to do the screenplay!

That would be kind of brilliant, wouldn't it?

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Miri1984 wrote...

I for one welcome our skanky Cousland overlords. And ladies.



:wub::wub::wub::wub::wub:  That made me crack up!

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jenncgf wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

I for one welcome our skanky Cousland overlords. And ladies.



:wub::wub::wub::wub::wub:  That made me crack up!


Skankiness FTW! :wizard:

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:devil::o 

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Miri1984 wrote...

I for one welcome our skanky Cousland overlords. And ladies.



must resist posting it, must resist posting it!!! must resist posting something with Lady D's Cousland and Alistair harem now....

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Heh, of course I suspect for those FemCouslands who were inexperienced won't be for long if Alistair has his way considering some of the conversations you have with him.



Busier than bunnies after the Blight. ;)

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Inclemency's Morrigan + Archdemon = This.

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Reika wrote...

Heh, of course I suspect for those FemCouslands who were inexperienced won't be for long if Alistair has his way considering some of the conversations you have with him.

Busier than bunnies after the Blight. ;)


Oh, My Elea is certainly going to have some comfort me right now I had a scary dream and my family is dead and I'm a virgin and don't want to DIE that way give it up right NOW Alistair sex after lothering...lol

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This is true, but I did want to try because sometimes I like to do more than post drive-by NBA's.

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strategically placed nudity wooohooo !!!:wub::wub::wub:sorry I don't know how to take out pics but YUMM!!

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MageTarot wrote...

inclemency wrote...

Lol, at level 10, Morrigan has almost 10,000 in friendly fire damage, that's more than she's ever gotten in a whole game of mine.  Should be fun to see the total


What I can't wait to see is how quick the Archdemon fight is going to go! Poor Alistair's going to go bounding in to attack the demon. One hit from Morrigan and she'll give him a look like "What?"  Image IPB


Lol, she already got the High Dragon kill  :?


Alistair being all manly
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Modifié par inclemency, 26 septembre 2010 - 01:34 .


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inclemency wrote...

Lol, she already got the High Dragon kill  :?



Yeah, I can see any male Warden turning her down for the Dark Ritual...

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Jadiefever wrote...

Aeowyn wrote...

I've always gotten the feeling that a lot of nobles in the medieval times liked to sleep around. It might have been hushed, sure. It's not like the Chantry is some version of the Medieval Roman Catholic church where women were evil witches and sinful. The Chantry only seem to care about mages (now the fact that Templars and chantry sisters/brothers take their vows is another story.)



Ohh. Good point. I always think of that being the Rennaissance though, not so much medieval time. There are books out there though, titled "Sex With Queens" and "Sex with Kings" documenting just how much of that has gone on throughout history. So I suppose it's really not that implausible.

edit: I laugh every time I see naked Alistair with the Thane Helmet. Like,  Alright you're completely nude, BUT you're wearing squiggly horns as your only protection?



King Henry the 8th for example had 6 wives and a very large sexual appetite which is recorded in history he had countless mistress's . one of them bore him a bastard son he later claimed when his "wife of the time " couldn't produce any. So its safe to say that this behavior goes way back into history.

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inclemency wrote...

MageTarot wrote...

inclemency wrote...

Lol, at level 10, Morrigan has almost 10,000 in friendly fire damage, that's more than she's ever gotten in a whole game of mine.  Should be fun to see the total


What I can't wait to see is how quick the Archdemon fight is going to go! Poor Alistair's going to go bounding in to attack the demon. One hit from Morrigan and she'll give him a look like "What?"  Image IPB


Lol, she already got the High Dragon kill  :?


Alistair being all manly
*snip*

Nice shot! I wish they weren't changing the ogres. Where is this, endgame?