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The Alistair Gush Thread: *Squee*


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mellifera

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Haha, then again, they did give us the creepy Ali-stare that makes me die inside.

Edit: ToP, a non creepy Alistair.
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Modifié par yukidama, 11 octobre 2010 - 07:31 .


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tuppence95

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Another sleepy face.

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yukidama wrote...

Aeowyn wrote...

My male warden can't sleep with Morrigan anymore because everytime I see the "face" I start laughing again.


LMFAO. Do all characters really make that face? What were they thinking?


They all do it. It's equally creepy on the men as it is on the women. This is Leli's herp derp "sexytime" face:

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I also had a Zev and Ser Perth "sexy" herp derp but I can't find them.

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Briiel

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Omg ,I love these faces !!

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Zjarcal wrote...

They all do it. It's equally creepy on the men as it is on the women. This is Leli's herp derp "sexytime" face:

*snip*


Exhibit A to support Zjarcal's statement:


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(Of course, a couple of ice chunks placed in strategic locations on Alistair's person helped a bit to cause this reaction...) Image IPB

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Lmao I can't even. I don't think you could fail any harder at a sexytime face.

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yukidama wrote...

Lmao I can't even. I don't think you could fail any harder at a sexytime face.



I'm just wondering what in Andraste's name did BioWare's modders use for reference to make sexytime faces. Did they read nasty magazines? Image IPB

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Watch each other? Image IPB

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MageTarot wrote...

Zjarcal wrote...

They all do it. It's equally creepy on the men as it is on the women. This is Leli's herp derp "sexytime" face:

*snip*


Exhibit A to support Zjarcal's statement:




(Of course, a couple of ice chunks placed in strategic locations on Alistair's person helped a bit to cause this reaction...) Image IPB

Heh, you should have seen it before I closed his eyes. It was really weird. But alas this is all I did. Creepy face was vanilla.

Modifié par cmessaz, 11 octobre 2010 - 08:51 .


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MageTarot wrote...

Zjarcal wrote...

They all do it. It's equally creepy on the men as it is on the women. This is Leli's herp derp "sexytime" face:

*snip*


Exhibit A to support Zjarcal's statement:

*snip*

(Of course, a couple of ice chunks placed in strategic locations on Alistair's person helped a bit to cause this reaction...) Image IPB


Oh damn, that's a sleepy sexytime herp derp!!

Seriously, Bioware fails at making decent sex scenes.

Modifié par Zjarcal, 11 octobre 2010 - 09:24 .


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Aeowyn

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Yuki, there's always the cave woman expression during vanilla Alistair sexy time!

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I played a little of the Castle Cousland mod this morning.  I just finished killing Thomas Howe's in Bryce's and Eleanor's bedroom.  Like LadyJ has said, it's got some moments/locations that are great for rp.  But what a shame.  This mod could've been so powerful!  Never having made a mod myself, I've no idea what's involved.  But it seems like it would've been so much more effective to have some flashback cutscenes in certain key locations.  Just doing that would've made it mean so  much more.  It would've been even nicer to see your Cousland character react to returning to key rooms.

I'm keeping the volume turned down.  The computer voices are weird.

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Aeowyn wrote...

Yuki, there's always the cave woman expression during vanilla Alistair sexy time!


Oh? Does anyone have an example of that?

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Zjarcal



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@Aeowyn:

OMG!!!!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Seriously Bioware, you fail.

*is still laughing manically*

Modifié par Zjarcal, 11 octobre 2010 - 09:04 .


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KnightofPhoenix

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I don't know, wouldn't that qualify as rough sex?

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It's not limited to sexy time! I have to either escape out or turn my head when Leli sings.

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AnniLau wrote...

It's not limited to sexy time! I have to either escape out or turn my head when Leli sings.


Indeed! The face Leli does at the beginning of her song is soooo disturbing. Fortunately she doesn't keep that face through the whole thing.

@KoP:

Hmm, one of the Pearl mods has an option for "rough sex". I think the above example is still far from reaching "rough" status.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

I don't know, wouldn't that qualify as rough sex?


the rougher the better ?? or maybe because it's soo rough it's the cause of the faces??:whistle::o

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Then the face is probably due to her arm being dislocated.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Then the face is probably due to her arm being dislocated.


Hey, he SAID he'd never done this before! :P

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mellifera

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"Sigh. Can we just get this over with?"



*cackles* You suck, Bioware xDD

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Briiel wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

I don't know, wouldn't that qualify as rough sex?


the rougher the better ?? or maybe because it's soo rough it's the cause of the faces??:whistle::o


Now there's a statement I can agree with... :innocent:

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KnightofPhoenix

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Pics like that do validate the claim that women can be scary even during.

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Briiel

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Zjarcal wrote...

Briiel wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

I don't know, wouldn't that qualify as rough sex?


the rougher the better ?? or maybe because it's soo rough it's the cause of the faces??:whistle::o


Now there's a statement I can agree with... :innocent:


indeed:whistle:;)

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Maybe they got high before they got down tonight