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Briiel

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MageTarot wrote...

Amedyr wrote...

MageTarot wrote...

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...especially if Alistair does the Dark Ritual. :3



Now don't forget to "accidentally" mess up the scene so there has to be a reshoot.

(cue filmworker with clapboard saying in a tired voice: "Dark Ritual. Take 47")  Image IPB


Great idea!! But how could I ruin it? There's only so many times you can screw up your lines before the director decides to eliminate them from that particular scene. It's not a dialogue-centered scene, after all!


It's not all about the dialog. Here are some suggestions:

1) Replace the candle by the side of the bed with one of those gag candles that never blow out.

2) Sneeze during the scene.

3) Fall off the bed.

4) During the heat and passion of the scene, call the actor by his real name .

5) Keep your cell phone handy and have it ring. Loudly.

Give me time. I'll come up with the other 41.


hehehehe *giggles* Tooo funny

6) make a face at the "Alistair" actor so he laughs.:o

Bah ToP:Recycled
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Modifié par Briiel, 23 octobre 2010 - 05:58 .


#14352
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Briiel wrote...
*gets wet vac and sucks up KoP goo!* hehe poor KoP *pours him into a pot*:lol::o


Thank you. Now we'll just need to wait before I retake my solid form.

......shouldn't be long now.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Briiel wrote...
*gets wet vac and sucks up KoP goo!* hehe poor KoP *pours him into a pot*:lol::o


Thank you. Now we'll just need to wait before I retake my solid form.

......shouldn't be long now.


Til she flashes you another Morri Look alike pic ,then it's goo all over :o:devil:

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MageTarot wrote...

Briiel wrote...
*gets wet vac and sucks up KoP goo!* hehe poor KoP *pours him into a pot*:lol::o



waitaminutewaitaminute...

Isn't that what Alistiar, Jory and Daveth were afraid Morrigan was going to do to them in the first place?

There's some sort of bizzare karmic irony in here someplace...


LOL!  That is indeed true. How're you doing in that pot KoP?

Modifié par Skyl4rk, 23 octobre 2010 - 06:00 .


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MageTarot wrote...

Briiel wrote...
*gets wet vac and sucks up KoP goo!* hehe poor KoP *pours him into a pot*:lol::o



waitaminutewaitaminute...

Isn't that what Alistiar, Jory and Daveth were afraid Morrigan was going to do to them in the first place?

There's some sort of bizzare karmic irony in here someplace...


I would have to agree :devil::devil:but if I saw a guy that looked like Alistair I would probably melt to *shrugs*. Course I'm a sucker for tall men and deep voices :innocent::innocent:.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Briiel wrote...
*gets wet vac and sucks up KoP goo!* hehe poor KoP *pours him into a pot*:lol::o


Thank you. Now we'll just need to wait before I retake my solid form.

......shouldn't be long now.


The fact that you're capable of melting should be a cause of concern for your world domination plans. Imagine if Briiel decided to keep that pot sealed?

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Briiel wrote...
Til she flashes you another Morri Look alike pic ,then it's goo all over :o:devil:


Or I might dissolve into atoms.

@ Sky.
It's nice actually. I am starting to feel like jello now.

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 23 octobre 2010 - 06:02 .


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@ Briiel: Aren't we all...I am with one :D

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Zjarcal wrote...
The fact that you're capable of melting should be a cause of concern for your world domination plans. Imagine if Briiel decided to keep that pot sealed?


.....I could turn into acid and melt the pot?

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*stirs KoP in the pot and laughs like a witch* XD



MageTarot - Keep em coming, these will come in handy for my time in Hollywood!

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

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The fact that you're capable of melting should be a cause of concern for your world domination plans. Imagine if Briiel decided to keep that pot sealed?


.....I could turn into acid and melt the pot?


So you're capable of turning into acid? Did Morrigan teach you that?

Still, it would be so easy to contaminate the KoP essence if you melt. You wouldn't be the same. =]

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@ Briiel: Aren't we all...I am with one :D


Lucky !! I'm still waiting !!

though to be honest anyone 5'8'' and taller would be tall to me :whistle::whistle:But I was raised around jolly green giant men I swear!! My uncle is 6'6'' and I remeber him freaking me out when I was really little because he loomed over me like a tree.
I have a friend that is also 6'6'' and he likes to tease me and ask if I need a booster seat or a step stool . My son to is getting tall at 9yrs old he stands up to my shoulder :wub:

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Amedyr wrote...

*stirs KoP in the pot and laughs like a witch* XD
 


....you're making it worse Image IPB

@ Zjarcal.
Naa, the goo rejects any exterior element and dissolves it immediately. My pureity of essence is untarnishable Image IPB

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Well I just heard another great Alistair line for the first time. I hit the random encounter with Zev and decided not to try and talk Alistair down by persuasion when he complains about adding Zev to the group because his approval is already insanely too high at 81 and we haven't even kissed yet (and since we're heading into the Dalish camp where I'll gain even MORE approval, I wanted to get as much of a disapproval rating as I could during this Zev encounter). So... I chose the line that basically says I've made my decision and that's all there is to it.

Alistair reply had me laughing out loud! He says something like:

"Oh, bossy! Normally, hot, but now.. not so much, blah blah blah."

I loved it!

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Tigress M wrote...

Well I just heard another great Alistair line for the first time. I hit the random encounter with Zev and decided not to try and talk Alistair down by persuasion when he complains about adding Zev to the group because his approval is already insanely too high at 81 and we haven't even kissed yet (and since we're heading into the Dalish camp where I'll gain even MORE approval, I wanted to get as much of a disapproval rating as I could during this Zev encounter). So... I chose the line that basically says I've made my decision and that's all there is to it.
Alistair reply had me laughing out loud! He says something like:
"Oh, bossy! Normally, hot, but now.. not so much, blah blah blah."
I loved it!


And here I was, afraid of choosing that dialogue option! Thanks for the heads up, will try that net time!

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Briiel wrote...
Lucky !! I'm still waiting !!

though to be honest anyone 5'8'' and taller would be tall to me :whistle::whistle:But I was raised around jolly green giant men I swear!! My uncle is 6'6'' and I remeber him freaking me out when I was really little because he loomed over me like a tree.
I have a friend that is also 6'6'' and he likes to tease me and ask if I need a booster seat or a step stool . My son to is getting tall at 9yrs old he stands up to my shoulder :wub:

I know what you mean!  I'm not super short at 5'3" but hubby is 6'1" so there's a bit of a difference.  However, once when I was complaining about being too short because I wasn't able to reach something on an upper shelf, he said, "You're not too short!  Your feet touch the ground, don't they?" 

Just one of the countless corny lines that made me fall in love with him.  :wub:

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Amedyr wrote...

*stirs KoP in the pot and laughs like a witch* XD
 


....you're making it worse Image IPB

@ Zjarcal.
Naa, the goo rejects any exterior element and dissolves it immediately. My pureity of essence is untarnishable Image IPB


*pours him out of the pot and into an oil lamp, then flicks a Bic*  muhahaha *cough cough*

Modifié par inclemency, 23 octobre 2010 - 06:13 .


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KnightofPhoenix wrote...
....you're making it worse Image IPB

@ Zjarcal.
Naa, the goo rejects any exterior element and dissolves it immediately. My pureity of essence is untarnishable Image IPB


what if we added cuteness to it ???Like all the gal's gathered around and kissed the goo.......wait that sounds bad .............:o

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Amedyr wrote...

*stirs KoP in the pot and laughs like a witch* XD

MageTarot - Keep em coming, these will come in handy for my time in Hollywood!



Will do. Well, it's time for domestic chores so I'll leave y'all to it. Just keep remembering to stir KoP while he simmers.



...hmm, that line's gonna need a bit of a rewrite.


Here's some same-sex Ali-loving for you accepting, understanding Alistairians out there. Have fun!

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And here I was, afraid of choosing that dialogue option! Thanks for the heads up, will try that net time!


Well, I did get a -10 disapproval from him, but it was worth it to hear that sexy voice saying Aurora's bossiness was hot!  

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Briiel wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
....you're making it worse Image IPB

@ Zjarcal.
Naa, the goo rejects any exterior element and dissolves it immediately. My pureity of essence is untarnishable Image IPB


what if we added cuteness to it ???Like all the gal's gathered around and kissed the goo.......wait that sounds bad .............:o


I must avoid sharing all the mental images that went through my mind after reading that... :innocent:

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Tigress M wrote...

Well I just heard another great Alistair line for the first time. I hit the random encounter with Zev and decided not to try and talk Alistair down by persuasion when he complains about adding Zev to the group because his approval is already insanely too high at 81 and we haven't even kissed yet (and since we're heading into the Dalish camp where I'll gain even MORE approval, I wanted to get as much of a disapproval rating as I could during this Zev encounter). So... I chose the line that basically says I've made my decision and that's all there is to it.
Alistair reply had me laughing out loud! He says something like:
"Oh, bossy! Normally, hot, but now.. not so much, blah blah blah."
I loved it!


Lol, I've never tried that, either, but sure will from now on! Thanks  :)

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inclemency wrote...
*pours him out of the pot and into an oil lamp, then flicks a Bic*  muhahaha *cough cough*


I think I prefer Briiel's idea, of kissing the goo Image IPB

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MageTarot wrote...
Here's some same-sex Ali-loving for you accepting, understanding Alistairians out there. Have fun!

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Is that chest hair I see?  Does that mean you got the mod loaded like you wanted it??

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@Tigress: Awww he sounds cute =)

I might have to try that line on Ali with the Bossy,usually hot,