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#17401
KnightofPhoenix

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sylvanaerie wrote...

Caladhiel wrote...
Granted that she's shaken, she has all the right to be. Still, if it was MY little brother that was missing, I wouldn't give up and sit helplessly in the corner of the Church next door, I'd up my butt and keep looking for him till I find him.
Especially as it turns out that this particular little brother's been hiding in the very exotic and unforeseen hiding-place of one's own homely closet :mellow:


This right there... this is why I find her whiny and boring.  He's missing and hiding in their wardrobe in their own home!  I guess she's too lazy to go pull him out of Narnia...so I can add "lazy" or should it be "unimaginative" to the list of her flaws?
Teagan deserves better.  If not the Warden then at least Bella.  She's sassy and fun and ten times better looking. And has the best kiss in the game.


Let's not forget that we are talking about Ferelden, the land of idiots. Where you can drag corpses and throw them in a well right next to a chantry and no one notices. Easily persuade guards to leave their posts. Forge documents that they decide not to check for authenticity. Steal from everyone and they don't bother dealing with you. And of course with undead who massacre everyone except Teagan for no reason at all.

So give her a break.

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 10 novembre 2010 - 04:56 .


#17402
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yea you give her 5 gold for the sword and she opens a business in Denerim where Teagan eventually meets her and marries her. I don't get that slide even the one time I tried it. So now I just give the sword back and turn Bevin into an adventurer.

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My big thing about Kaitlyn is she's a teenager and Teagan is a much older man. Hooking them up just seems a little too much like aiding and abetting pedophilia...Maybe I'm overreacting. But we are making Kaitlyn far too interesting by debating about her ;P

Modifié par Schratty, 10 novembre 2010 - 04:58 .


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Wulfram wrote...

I never give anyone 5 gold. It seems like much too much. Am I just cheap?


Yea, too much for me. I give her 1 gold.
And even that is a bit too much, I thought I was a softie.

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 10 novembre 2010 - 04:57 .


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sylvanaerie

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

sylvanaerie wrote...

Caladhiel wrote...
Granted that she's shaken, she has all the right to be. Still, if it was MY little brother that was missing, I wouldn't give up and sit helplessly in the corner of the Church next door, I'd up my butt and keep looking for him till I find him.
Especially as it turns out that this particular little brother's been hiding in the very exotic and unforeseen hiding-place of one's own homely closet :mellow:


This right there... this is why I find her whiny and boring.  He's missing and hiding in their wardrobe in their own home!  I guess she's too lazy to go pull him out of Narnia...so I can add "lazy" or should it be "unimaginative" to the list of her flaws?
Teagan deserves better.  If not the Warden then at least Bella.  She's sassy and fun and ten times better looking. And has the best kiss in the game.


Let's not forget that we are talking about Ferelden, the land of idiots. Where you can drag corpses and throw them in a well right next to a chantry and no one notices. Easily persuade guards to leave their posts. Forge documents that they decide not to check for authenticity. Steal from everyone and they don't bother dealing with you. And of course with undead who massacre everyone except Teagan for no reason at all.

So give her a break.


OMG when do you get to do this? Is this after the battle?  Cause that sounds funny as hell!!!Image IPB

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sylvanaerie wrote...
OMG when do you get to do this? Is this after the battle?  Cause that sounds funny as hell!!!Image IPB


It's a quest for an interested party.

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OMG and NO one says anything? that's the well right there by 2 templars, several priests and Andrastian followers...ROFL I SO have to do that this go around!!!

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I forgot to add sending a near blind templar to investigate, in my list of Fereldan idiocy. Seriously?

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Schratty wrote...

My big thing about Kaitlyn is she's a teenager and Teagan is a much older man. Hooking them up just seems a little too much like aiding and abetting pedophilia...Maybe I'm overreacting. But we are making Kaitlyn far too interesting by debating about her ;P

If Kaitlyn has grown up enough to run her own successful smithy, and is attending court, then she's no longer a child, making it a May-December romance, but not pedophilia. Luckily, because I agree it would be creepy if he married her 'now'

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

I forgot to add sending a near blind templar to investigate, in my list of Fereldan idiocy. Seriously?

Ser Otto can still kick a good deal of ass anyway.

I actually like him because he proves that not all templars are mage hating nuts, and that some actually do want to help people.

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Hah, this quest is so awesome, I alone do this for the giggles I get when my Warden is throwing the bodies with such a bored expression down the well and her companions standing there with equally blank/bored faces ala "You done with discarding the body? Hurry up, I'm hungry." Which ends with a lulzy splat, no less. Love this quest, really. xD

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Giggles_Manically wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

I forgot to add sending a near blind templar to investigate, in my list of Fereldan idiocy. Seriously?

Ser Otto can still kick a good deal of ass anyway.

I actually like him because he proves that not all templars are mage hating nuts, and that some actually do want to help people.


Oh I really like Ser Otto. I wish we had a real templar companion and Otto would have been great.
But still, the Chantry found no one other than a near blind man to investigate a problem?

Still, Otto pimp slaping a book is awesome.

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 10 novembre 2010 - 05:13 .


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LOL I can see that interchange...
PC: Excuse me, coming through, got a tarp to dump in the well.
Templar 1: Of course, Maker be with you...

LOL Or if my Elf mage can't lift the body and there's the old guy templar "here let me help you with that"Image IPB

Modifié par sylvanaerie, 10 novembre 2010 - 05:14 .


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errant_knight wrote...

Schratty wrote...

My big thing about Kaitlyn is she's a teenager and Teagan is a much older man. Hooking them up just seems a little too much like aiding and abetting pedophilia...Maybe I'm overreacting. But we are making Kaitlyn far too interesting by debating about her ;P

If Kaitlyn has grown up enough to run her own successful smithy, and is attending court, then she's no longer a child, making it a May-December romance, but not pedophilia. Luckily, because I agree it would be creepy if he married her 'now'


Maybe that's my problem. I'm stuck on Chantry Kaitlyn and having a hard time accepting future Kaitlyn. ;)

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Giggles_Manically wrote...

Ser Otto can still kick a good deal of ass anyway.


On the other hand, he apparently totally misses the maleficar kidnapping people in the area he's supposed to be investigating.

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errant_knight wrote...

Bella is an adult. Kaitlyn is a child. Which, of course, makes the 'sleep with Kaitlyn' mod extra creepy.


I had seen that mod (never used it since I only have female wardens), but I had never thought about it that way. Creepy indeed... :mellow:

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sylvanaerie wrote...

LOL I can see that interchange...
PC: Excuse me, coming through, got a tarp to dump in the well.
Templar 1: Of course, Maker be with you...

LOL Or if my Elf mage can't lift the body and there's the old guy templar "here let me help you with that"Image IPB


Lol you forgot 'Don't mind the smell"  I think the party's collective olifactory sense has given up the ghost a while back.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Giggles_Manically wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

I forgot to add sending a near blind templar to investigate, in my list of Fereldan idiocy. Seriously?

Ser Otto can still kick a good deal of ass anyway.

I actually like him because he proves that not all templars are mage hating nuts, and that some actually do want to help people.


Oh I really like Ser Otto. I wish we had a real templar companion and Otto would have been great.
But still, the Chantry found no one other than a near blind man to investigate a problem?

Still, Otto pimp slaping a book is awesome.

Really he would have been awesome to have as a companion.
Besides he really is well voiced when he shouts down that demon.

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So...we should lable Denerim as the "Cradle of Idiocy"?...the only thing that would keep me from doing that is the fact that we have Sgt Kylon there. But maybe he's from the Bannorn or something and moved to the city to make it big cause surely he has to be the smartest man there.

Wait...if you are smarter than people who can barely remember their own names...just how smart does that make you?

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Wulfram wrote...

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Ser Otto can still kick a good deal of ass anyway.


On the other hand, he apparently totally misses the maleficar kidnapping people in the area he's supposed to be investigating.


Well, he is blind. :lol::P

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Wulfram wrote...

I never give anyone 5 gold. It seems like much too much. Am I just cheap?


Yea, too much for me. I give her 1 gold.
And even that is a bit too much, I thought I was a softie.


Cheap bastards!! :lol:

I admit, I have such a soft spot for Kaitlyn I always end up giving her 5 gold. Like errant said, I just want her to have a better life.

EDIT: And yes to Ser Otto as a companion! Although that would've been a nightmare for my blood mage...

Modifié par Zjarcal, 10 novembre 2010 - 05:22 .


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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Giggles_Manically wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

I forgot to add sending a near blind templar to investigate, in my list of Fereldan idiocy. Seriously?

Ser Otto can still kick a good deal of ass anyway.

I actually like him because he proves that not all templars are mage hating nuts, and that some actually do want to help people.


Oh I really like Ser Otto. I wish we had a real templar companion and Otto would have been great.
But still, the Chantry found no one other than a near blind man to investigate a problem?

Still, Otto pimp slaping a book is awesome.


I get the impression Ser Otto is more of an independent investigator... He has balls, "Hey I'm blind but nobody tells me what to do or where to go..." Perhaps he is an inquisitor like Cassandra?  Hey, fan fic calls....

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Maria13 wrote...


I get the impression Ser Otto is more of an independent investigator... He has balls, "Hey I'm blind but nobody tells me what to do or where to go..." Perhaps he is an inquisitor like Cassandra?  Hey, fan fic calls....


Oooh, the Chantry Vidocq? :D

Suddenly Otto has become much more badass.

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If you ask the templars at the chantry, they mention they're having a bit of a manpower shortage.



I love Ser Otto, he's one of the 'good templars'. My guess is that he's like Mother Boann, one of the few Chantry types willing to go to the Alienage.

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Tigress, KoP, Klarabella, & Merisell - Thank you for volunteering!Image IPB

So, it looks like this is the trend the thread will be heading to. If anyone else would like to sign up to be a "prompt giver", just send me a PM so I can post an official list along with the official rulesImage IPB