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[inclemency]

@sylvanaerie, don't you just love that splash! I usually take each part separately to get that splash all three times.

Shratty, you nailed it, Starbucks, I think, with the 1,000-yard stare folks have in line early in the morning before coffee.
I tried drawing on my Wacom yesterday *snorts laughing* omg, it was pitiful! I used it mostly for layer masking...pixel by pixel.

@Giggles and Jess - Lol! Thanks for that laughs first thing (well, close enough) in the morning!


Don't have much for ToP, but here is Alistair totally checking out the newest warden

Modifié par inclemency, 12 novembre 2010 - 02:18 .

[Giggles_Manically]

I love playing as Bob.



Being slightly off is so funny.



I loled so hard when I said:

..... I forget to check his body. In the origin.



I think that Alistair is just slightly off put by him, being a thug and all.

Alistair: Please, please please dont steal from anyone PLEASE for the love of the maker.

(in Denerim)

Bob: I AM NOT A GoDLESS HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!! (to the chantry mothers)

Alistair: Will be going now! (Picks up Bob and walks away)

Bob: I kill them and use the ashes to heal them, then kill them again!!!!

Alistair: I hate my job.....

Bob: Hey look somebody in a funny hat who looks like he needs help!

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

You know what, I was just browsing the nexus for any mods/mod fixes, and saw the old "Slap Morrigan" mod.



And it occurred to me that it would be awesome to have a "slap Alistair" mod. A mod for those who both love and hate him! For those who hate him, it would be therputic, taking out one's frustrations on your naieve little templar companion.



For those of us who want to love him and make it "hurt so good" kind of love, well...



Each time you slap him, he can either say in that goofy voice of his "i could get used to this, you kno0w" or awe ("Is that for me? Really? WIOW!)



Coupled with a mod for some good S&M armor, of course.

[Giggles_Manically]

@ Skadi:

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

@ Skadi:

>>>slaps Sten<<<

Yes!

[Giggles_Manically]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Giggles_Manically wrote...

@ Skadi:

>>>slaps Sten<<<

Yes!

Skadi: Slap Attack! <its super effective>
Sten: ......
<maybe too effective>

[Schratty]

@ inclemency: Yay for tablet usage! And don't feel bad - when drawing, I pretty much do the same thing - every piece of a face has it's own layer



@ Skadi: Your whole S&M bit was seriously "lol"-inducing!

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Sten knows it's a bad idea to draw his weapon on me. Such violation to aknowledge my obvious superiority is punishable by 50 lashes, nekkid in public, plus a sentance of 100 hours of wearing the butterfly sword.

[Giggles_Manically]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Sten knows it's a bad idea to draw his weapon on me. Such violation to aknowledge my obvious superiority is punishable by 50 lashes, nekkid in public, plus a sentance of 100 hours of wearing the butterfly sword.

That sounds like Qunari foreplay to me.

[inclemency]

omg, between Skadi and Giggles, I'm dyin' laughing



My old warden has a different punishment for Sten, she took Loghein's accusation to heart

[Giggles_Manically]

What spell effect is that?

[inclemency]

Puppeteer, which I totally made up and created after seeing sten standing in that bizarre way in the screenshot. Reminded me of the Loghein accusation so made her into a mind-control puppeteer.

Modifié par inclemency, 12 novembre 2010 - 03:38 .

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Sten knows it's a bad idea to draw his weapon on me. Such violation to aknowledge my obvious superiority is punishable by 50 lashes, nekkid in public, plus a sentance of 100 hours of wearing the butterfly sword.

That sounds like Qunari foreplay to me.

I know.

Morrigan is a coward. Sten's graphic description of the Qunari act just made me warm and a little bothered.

Biting through leather, wood, and metal? Red hot pokers and hazardous "nuzzling"? Having to wear full body armor during nookie to avoid death by misadventure?

As Oghren would say, "HOT!" Before I saw that conversation, Sten was totally unromancable in my books. Now, damnit.....

[Giggles_Manically]

I think Sten was exaggerating a little bit to scare her off.

I swear he sounds amused right at the end of that banter.



That Sten banter is only topped by the one where Shale gets hot and bothered by how awesome Sten is.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

inclemency wrote...

omg, between Skadi and Giggles, I'm dyin' laughing

My old warden has a different punishment for Sten, she took Loghein's accusation to heart

WTF is Sten wearing? Sten in a dress.....

God, I want him to "nuzzle" me while wearing that!

[inclemency]

It's the Armor of the Sten! It looks really good on him



You can see it a bit more here...Alistair still being a good chantry boy, the rest are bored

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

I think Sten was exaggerating a little bit to scare her off.
I swear he sounds amused right at the end of that banter.

That Sten banter is only topped by the one where Shale gets hot and bothered by how awesome Sten is.

Damnit, don't ruin my Sten moment with the obvious! I want some nuzzling! Complete with red-hot-pokers! Kinda like the Alistair-Morrigan fantasy of her jamming her staff up his bum and electrocuting him to get him to "perform".

Damnit all to hell, I wish I knew how to mod. The things I could create....would make the Anvil of the Void and Harvester of Amgarrak look like harmless, junior high science experiments.

[inclemency]

I'm a little scared now, but strangely intrigued 


The warden wonders whether Alistair will throw his lot in with Sten after Sten challenges

Modifié par inclemency, 12 novembre 2010 - 03:52 .

[Zjarcal]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Morrigan is a coward. Sten's graphic description of the Qunari act just made me warm and a little bothered.

Biting through leather, wood, and metal? Red hot pokers and hazardous "nuzzling"? Having to wear full body armor during nookie to avoid death by misadventure?

HAHA!!!

Hearing Sten's description of the Qunari act is one thing but to see it first hand (in the More Options at the Pearl mod) was a whole different thing... ...

Modifié par Zjarcal, 12 novembre 2010 - 04:19 .

[Persephone]

I kinda like how this Alistair screenie turned out. Tis my wallpaper now:

[Zjarcal]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Kinda like the Alistair-Morrigan fantasy of her jamming her staff up his bum and electrocuting him to get him to "perform". 

I like this idea!!!

Alistair.... not so much apparently.

[Tigress M]

Inclemency, I love the look of your latest PC!

Here's Alistair, checking out my new Warden. Yep, he's definitely interested.

[Tigress M]

Persephone wrote...
I kinda like how this Alistair screenie turned out. Tis my wallpaper now:

That was lovely!  And your Warden is absolutely beautiful.  

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Zjarcal wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Morrigan is a coward. Sten's graphic description of the Qunari act just made me warm and a little bothered.

Biting through leather, wood, and metal? Red hot pokers and hazardous "nuzzling"? Having to wear full body armor during nookie to avoid death by misadventure?

HAHA!!!

Hearing Sten's description of the Qunari act is one thing but to see it first hand (in the More Options at the Pearl mod) was a whole different thing... ...

A mod for this?!?!?!?!?!?!?! LINKS?!?!?!?!?!?!?

PLEASE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Zjarcal wrote...



I like this idea!!!

Alistair.... not so much apparently.

Awww!  Well, with such a mod, one could slap that indignant angry look off his face...and he'll think you just gave him another action figure to play with! :wub: