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[Maria13]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

And lyrium addled.

Guy cant focus on anything for too long except fighting.
Where my other wardens would thinking of the blight most nights, Bob is thinking of ways to start a chain of Caramel Pudding themed resteraunts.

The time he will really focus is during the DR.
He gets to live vs. The archdemon is still alive
Alistair could do it but he is king vs He could do it, but that would be cheating on Leliana to him.
He wants to live but he is afraid of sleeping with Morrigan.
He wants to trust her, but he is afraid of what might happen.

In the end he does it to help Alistair because he wants to avoid having his king get a bastard old god showing up one day. He hates having done it though.

Bob is not insane or stupid, he just cant focus for very long, and his mind often wanders at the wrong time.

Morrigan will find him most distracting (or should that be distracted?) in bed then... :innocent:

Modifié par Maria13, 12 novembre 2010 - 11:44 .

[Gilsa]

@tuppence -- I consider just about everything as a "ran out of time" problem. Anything post Landsmeet, I don't really take seriously. No reason for Alistair to go off alone to honor Duncan. (Blew my mind when some people made a big deal over the title they got as Queen Cousland -- think it was just adored bride if you slept with Alistair and princess consort if you didn't. Something like that. They're just epilogue caaaards. =p)

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Yes that is Bob.

Who is currently annoyed that he has to crane his neck to talk with everyone. Sten and Shale especially. He has too much pride to get a booster step.

Another Bob moment:
Exploiding demons? Half dressed womens with horns? Women holding bowls?
Leske and Rica will never believe this.

I totally want to rock Bob's world.:wub:

[Merilsell]

Haha, remember the post DG made about people complaining Alistair doesn't lead? I read a long time ago on SIB a responding Crack!fic to that, which was starring "Bizzarro!Alistair" and loved it. Alas I never found it again after reading it once. Fortunately, Lothering Rose has published it within her drabble series on FF,net, so I thought I should share this bit. Taken from here:

With a resounding thud, Alistair dropped an impossibly large pile of firewood next to the campfire. He had just spent the last hour splitting the wood, taken from an abandoned woodcutter's log cabin that he had torn down earlier with his bare hands. He threw some of the wood haphazardly into a pile, and looked at the mage sitting on the ground next to him.

"Light the fire. I would do it myself, but it seems a waste of our lyrium."

Neria had seen him light those bandits in Lothering on fire, just by glaring at them. The blue beams of light that shot from his eyes had frightened her more than a little, even if it had been an effective way of dealing with the threat. She cast her spell, and the logs were soon ablaze.

"Witch!" he bellowed across the camp. Not for the first time did Neria wonder if she wouldn't be better off sitting at Morrigan's private campfire. "When dinner is ready, you will come find me in my tent." He turned back to Neria. "Come with me. What's dinner without a bit of a show beforehand?" He smiled, a wicked, filthy thing. She had never seen its like, not even on the face of that old lecherous templar at the Tower. The one with a reputation for cornering young female mages alone in dark corners. She did not move.

"Into my tent, woman. Now!" Alistair reached down and grabbed her, and carried her over his shoulder across the camp. "When we get to Redcliffe in the morning, you will be silent and let me deal with the arl. You are here to kill Darkspawn by day and warm my bed at night, do you understand?" She was starting to understand why the Revered Mother had let him go from the Chantry. His abilities and powers were more than even the Maker himself could feasibly control.

She wondered why she was the lucky target of his "affections" and not Morrigan. Probably because she's just as power-hungry as he is. They'd end up killing one another in the process.

She would pack her things as soon as she was able, and sneak off in the dark of night. If he's so bloody powerful, well then as far as I'm concerned he can go stop the sodding Blight all by himself!

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Meri, epic. There you go. A take charge super-leader Alistair would makes Chuck Norris weep with envy.

[sylvanaerie]

Caladhiel wrote...

@tuppence: It always irked me, aswell. Especially my Couslands are always looking forward to travelling to Highever with Alistair (show him the sights and stuff^^), so it's always a vast disappointment that he heads off alone.

@Giggles: Is that Bob?

I guess thats what fanfic is for

[Sarah1281]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Meri, epic. There you go. A take charge super-leader Alistair would makes Chuck Norris weep with envy.

I don't know, I think the fact that he has to have her help him light the fire to conserve lyrium is a definite sign of weakness.

[Reika]

sylvanaerie wrote...

Caladhiel wrote...

@tuppence: It always irked me, aswell. Especially my Couslands are always looking forward to travelling to Highever with Alistair (show him the sights and stuff^^), so it's always a vast disappointment that he heads off alone.

@Giggles: Is that Bob?

I guess thats what fanfic is for

That's my general take on it.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Sarah1281 wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Meri, epic. There you go. A take charge super-leader Alistair would makes Chuck Norris weep with envy.

I don't know, I think the fact that he has to have her help him light the fire to conserve lyrium is a definite sign of weakness.

Nah. he does it cuz he's too manly, and that's what he keeps the mage wench around for.

[Tigress M]

sylvanaerie wrote...

the three who rush you by the cages with the goats in them.

Gotcha.  Back in the tunnels where you fought the two assassins and a mage (I think), the tunnel leads forward or to the left (with the left eventually leading you to Kolgrim).  If you head straight, you'll come into a large room.  Go slowly in here, or else you'll wind up having to fight all the cultists, the AW, baby dragons, AND two drakes.  If you don't head up the stairs to the AW, you won't trigger the drakes appearance, so kill everything else first before you step on them.  

Once you've got that room cleared, head to far right and follow that tunnel up to another room with the last drake (and a mage, and an assassin, and an archer LOL). 

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Alistair so manly, John Wayne becomes a drag queen in defeat.

Morrigan: I have a question, Alistair, if you'll indulge me.
Alistair: What?!?! >pimp slaps Morrigan< Did I say you could speak?

Outside Flemeth's hut:

Alistair: Can you cook?
Morrigan, I can cook, yes...
Alistair: Good. Then get your ass over by the fire and make me some Sloppy Joes, wench.
Morrigan: I also know about many poisonous plants nearby, not that it's related to cooking....
Alistair: >snorts< When I roll out of bed in the morning, I crap bricks of plutonium, ****** out battery acid and fart nerve gas. Your little poison mushrooms don't scare me, ****. Now do what i told you and get your ass a cooking before I drag you by your hair and throw you in.

At Landsmeet:

Loghain:So, this bastard of Maric's thinks he can be king?
Alistair: >roundhouse kicks Loghain into the Twilight Zone, pimp-slaps Anora then drags her by hair up to throne, puts crown on< Any of you ****es disagree? No? Good. Anora, get your ass in the kitchen and make me my Sloppy Joes.

There. Manly enough?

[Sarah1281]

That depends. What does he do with Eamon and Isolde?

[Skyl4rk]

*Ahem...*


Attention awesome gushers and awesome non-gushers...

The Alistair weekly prompt challenge has now officially launched!  *Cue proverbial champagne bottle breaking*

The group is now open for everyone to sign up as members. 

The prompt will begin tomorrow and will be assigned by Sarah1281.
Cheers!

[Tigress M]

"Hey! Stop that! You've hurt my manly feelings!"

[Reika]

Tigress M wrote...

"Hey! Stop that! You've hurt my manly feelings!"

All one of them?

[Tigress M]

Reika wrote...

Tigress M wrote...

"Hey! Stop that! You've hurt my manly feelings!"

All one of them?

Exactly!

[Reika]

Tigress M wrote...

Reika wrote...

Tigress M wrote...

"Hey! Stop that! You've hurt my manly feelings!"

All one of them?

Exactly!

Hehe.

Oh and Alistair is definitely Maric's son, he's been ogling my CEF more than he ever did my HNF and I thought that was pretty often. *is amused*

[Skyl4rk]

Hey Tigress you changed your sig...I love that you're promoting but you sacrificed your sexy Alister sig

[Tigress M]

So, I must be in a silly mood because I found myself laughing hysterically after entering Redcliffe for the first time, this playthrough.

Having just finished flirting with Alistair by telling him the idea of a prince was "thrilling", my precocious HN starts making googly eyes at Teagan. Alistair's reaction? +2 approval! Guess he likes seeing other men hit on the woman he's interested in, eh?

Modifié par Tigress M, 13 novembre 2010 - 12:54 .

[Merilsell]

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

Alistair so manly, John Wayne becomes a drag queen in defeat.

Morrigan: I have a question, Alistair, if you'll indulge me.
Alistair: What?!?! >pimp slaps Morrigan< Did I say you could speak?

Outside Flemeth's hut:

Alistair: Can you cook?
Morrigan, I can cook, yes...
Alistair: Good. Then get your ass over by the fire and make me some Sloppy Joes, wench.
Morrigan: I also know about many poisonous plants nearby, not that it's related to cooking....
Alistair: >snorts< When I roll out of bed in the morning, I crap bricks of plutonium, ****** out battery acid and fart nerve gas. Your little poison mushrooms don't scare me, ****. Now do what i told you and get your ass a cooking before I drag you by your hair and throw you in.

At Landsmeet:

Loghain:So, this bastard of Maric's thinks he can be king?
Alistair: >roundhouse kicks Loghain into the Twilight Zone, pimp-slaps Anora then drags her by hair up to throne, puts crown on< Any of you ****es disagree? No? Good. Anora, get your ass in the kitchen and make me my Sloppy Joes.

There. Manly enough?

Lol, I swear this should offically become a meme. Bizarro! Alistair's playthrough from start to finish. *cue game trailer voice* You wanted him to lead, so now shut up and watch him doing his manly magic.

[Tigress M]

Skyl4rk wrote...

Hey Tigress you changed your sig...I love that you're promoting but you sacrificed your sexy Alister sig

Yeah, it won't let me do two pics and text... will just have to work on a new banner.  

[Reika]

Tigress M wrote...

So, I must be in a silly mood because I found myself laughing hysterically after entering Redcliffe for the first time, this playthrough.

Having just finished flirting with Alistair by telling him the idea of a prince was "thrilling", my precocious HN starts making googly eyes at Teagan. Alistair's reaction? +2 approval! Guess he likes seeing other men hit on the woman he's interested in, eh?

Probably just relieved that he does have good taste.

[Skadi_the_Evil_Elf]

Merilsell wrote...


Lol, I swear this should offically become a meme. Bizarro! Alistair's playthrough from start to finish. *cue game trailer voice* You wanted him to lead, so now shut up and watch him doing his manly magic.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:O:O:O:O

Introducing..... CHUCK NORRISTAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sarah1281]

Reika wrote...

Tigress M wrote...

So, I must be in a silly mood because I found myself laughing hysterically after entering Redcliffe for the first time, this playthrough.

Having just finished flirting with Alistair by telling him the idea of a prince was "thrilling", my precocious HN starts making googly eyes at Teagan. Alistair's reaction? +2 approval! Guess he likes seeing other men hit on the woman he's interested in, eh?

Probably just relieved that he does have good taste.

And that she chose him despite having all these other guys interested.

[Reika]

Sarah1281 wrote...
 And that she chose him despite having all these other guys interested.

That too.