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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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Bruddajakka wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

I finally have discovered a proper way to punish Loghain for his crimes without having to execute him....though I'm willing to bet he wishes to the Maker I had.....:devil:


I actually thought him being forced to live in Orlais with Orlaisians was a bad enough punishment myself. Talk about Karmic hell.



It isn't. At least, not for me. If I'm gonna do something, I'm gonna do it in a very big way. 

She-male Morrigan is one. Another fun punishment comes from the Winter Forge. Craft a Libertarian mage hat for loghain, then use the universal dye kit to dye it a bright banana yellow. Remove the character restrictions on leliana's ugly boot gift, Sten's rainbow sword gift, and zevran's chasity belt gift.  Put them on Loghain, and make him run around ferelden looking like a sexually frustrated banana-flavored condom douche bag.

For added fun, dye the Chasind robes a matching yellow and make him wear it.:wizard:

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Bruddajakka wrote...

I've actually specifically avoided romancing Zevran on my CE, or DE due to how common that pairing is. My CE's relationship ended up being more like brothers. Though there was that one time on a ship with Isabela.

Yep. Tis why I don't like it much personally.Well...that and my elves are for Alistair...much more fun with those tasty human/elves conflicts it ensue and to overcome them eventually. :wub: Zev will get sum Brosca loving, though...:wizard:

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

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Once I get my new PC, Arcturus and his pics would be hijacking every thread, I am telling you right now :P

No, I would never do that with Lenya...NEVER. :innocent:

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Argh, who am I kidding? OF COURSE I WILL *evil snickering*



.....do what? :unsure:

Plastering this thread with pictures of her, of course. Have the ultimate edition already but still need a new PC (waiting for my payoff check, so yeah)

What did you think Lenya would do? No way she's gonna touch another (human) man than Alistair...at least nothing that doesn't involve face-stabbing or losing body parts in more way than one :whistle: :devil:

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Merilsell wrote...
What did you think Lenya would do? No way she's gonna touch another (human) man than Alistair...at least nothing that doesn't involve face-stabbing or losing body parts in more way than one :whistle: :devil:


Good, he was getting worried :P

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@Lenya:



In the words of Oghren:

<HOT>

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Merilsell wrote...

Bruddajakka wrote...

I've actually specifically avoided romancing Zevran on my CE, or DE due to how common that pairing is. My CE's relationship ended up being more like brothers. Though there was that one time on a ship with Isabela.

Yep. Tis why I don't like it much personally.Well...that and my elves are for Alistair...much more fun with those tasty human/elves conflicts it ensue and to overcome them eventually. :wub: Zev will get sum Brosca loving, though...:wizard:


I think all pairings work out with any origin. Every single aspect of an person isn't restricted by where they grew up. So even if it may be more challenging to pair them up, or not make sense at a base level, I think that due to the individual nature of the character any pairing can work. As the player you're put in a place where you can control your character's personality and tastes, so why not pair Morrigan with a devout Andrastian Cousland or Alistair with a Brosca with sticky fingers and fast daggers or whatever? Makes for tasty conflict or drama or lulz or just plain old fun in general.

Modifié par yukidama, 18 novembre 2010 - 01:37 .


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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

It isn't. At least, not for me. If I'm gonna do something, I'm gonna do it in a very big way. 

She-male Morrigan is one. Another fun punishment comes from the Winter Forge. Craft a Libertarian mage hat for loghain, then use the universal dye kit to dye it a bright banana yellow. Remove the character restrictions on leliana's ugly boot gift, Sten's rainbow sword gift, and zevran's chasity belt gift.  Put them on Loghain, and make him run around ferelden looking like a sexually frustrated banana-flavored condom douche bag.
For added fun, dye the Chasind robes a matching yellow and make him wear it.:wizard:


Well, he did say there was nothing he wouldn't do for his homeland. Might as well put that statement to the test, yes?

Modifié par bleetman, 18 novembre 2010 - 01:43 .


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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

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Only if you get the Natural Bodies mod installed!:wizard:


I won't. I don't see the point :D


Not even for naked Morri?!?

@Skadi:

I'm tempted to do what you did in this playthrough, but with Alistair. And I'll be sure to take screenshots!! :devil:

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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Zjarcal wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

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Only if you get the Natural Bodies mod installed!:wizard:


I won't. I don't see the point :D


Not even for naked Morri?!?

@Skadi:

I'm tempted to do what you did in this playthrough, but with Alistair. And I'll be sure to take screenshots!! :devil:



We can put them side by side with my Loggy screenshots.

Two mortal enemies...united by one inhumane humiliation regime.....

Just writes itself!:wizard:

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Zjarcal wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
I won't. I don't see the point :D


Not even for naked Morri?!?


No, since she has the exact same body as every other female. I'd rather focus on what makes Morri, Morri :wub:

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Zjarcal wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
I won't. I don't see the point :D


Not even for naked Morri?!?


No, since she has the exact same body as every other female. I'd rather focus on what makes Morri, Morri :wub:


There is a mod at Nexus that lets you change that so she would have her own body. ;)

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RagingCyclone wrote...

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No, since she has the exact same body as every other female. I'd rather focus on what makes Morri, Morri :wub:


There is a mod at Nexus that lets you change that so she would have her own body. ;)


Can I make her taller?? :o

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@Skadi:
It's going to be a glorious comparison! Now if only I could mod the DR scene to have Alistair be face down in the bed as Morri walks over to him...

@KoP:

With a certain mod, you can have unique bodies on your companions.

EDIT: Ninja'd by RC.

No, you can't make her taller, but you can alter her body type (make her breasts bigger or smaller, how buxom she looks, shaved or not, etc.). And of course, whether she has a lady penis or not... :devil:

Modifié par Zjarcal, 18 novembre 2010 - 01:54 .


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@KoP, not taller, but different body type, size *wink wink*, etc. I'm at work so I don't remember the name or can get to it right now.

@Zjarcal, Sorry. *slaps hand* Naughty me.

Modifié par RagingCyclone, 18 novembre 2010 - 01:56 .


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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

RagingCyclone wrote...

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
No, since she has the exact same body as every other female. I'd rather focus on what makes Morri, Morri :wub:


There is a mod at Nexus that lets you change that so she would have her own body. ;)


Can I make her taller?? :o

Are you...looking into modding Morrigan?!?!

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RagingCyclone wrote...

@KoP, not taller, but different body type, size *wink wink*, etc. I'm at work so I don't remember the name or can get to it right now.


It's called Nude Variety.

And WTF? I visit the nexus and there's DA Kids mod?!? :blink:

Modifié par Zjarcal, 18 novembre 2010 - 01:58 .


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Zjarcal wrote...
No, you can't make her taller, but you can alter her body type (make her breasts bigger or smaller, how buxom she looks, shaved or not, etc.). And of course, whether she has a lady penis or not... :devil:


:crying: what a pity.

Eh, the rest is not as important as it sounds.

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@Zjarcal, Thanks.

Yep, all romances are removed to protect the innocent. lol
RB got it finished, and he started it for S's and G's. lol

Modifié par RagingCyclone, 18 novembre 2010 - 01:59 .


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Are you...looking into modding Morrigan?!?!


Well technically, I reject modding her face....not necessarily height...especially since height and body model are not unique to her, thus are not sacred.

Or what I could do is shorten everyone else, except her. That's technically not modding her ;)

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 18 novembre 2010 - 01:59 .


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Aww that's not compatible with 'Adopted'.

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@Storm, you mean the kids one. Yep, it's because of the way the utc files work, so had to make the saves for the mod to work. I gave him some tips on how to make the cutscenes since I had to make some adjustements for the Elven Wynne mod.

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No, the other one, Rage, should have specified.

Since there haven't been any Alistair screens lately, here's one...he can't even look at Francoise's armour it's so bright
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Modifié par inclemency, 18 novembre 2010 - 02:11 .


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That armor... I feel my eyeballs boiling in my skull.

#18349
KnightofPhoenix

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Ha, Morrigan looks rightfully disgusted.

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Storm, uh...I can't see the armor. All I can see is a big yellow thing in the middle of the screen. lol