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rak72 wrote...

I was never able to kill Wynn because of the children. Bringing Mori in on the conversation doesn't help because I just can't bring myself to agree with her that the mages should die because they are in the circle. I hate being forced to bring her to the fade. I wish I could kill her there, when she starts going on about "and where were you". I think I might use the line with Cullen to do her in next time.  You should also be able to kill her in Ostagar when she starts flirting with your BF right in front of your face.


I agree. The whole younger-man-in-my-bed exchange in RtO really made me want to feed the old hag to that ogre.

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Artist: Batata-Tasha

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^^so cute^^ esp. puppy.




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Sorry to spam, but I found a hilarious comic regarding Bann Teagan's flirtation with the Fem!Warden. Pay close attention to Alistair in the background. I lol'ed so hard.

Dayum Bann Teagan

Drawn by: Melii

Modifié par Schratty, 24 novembre 2010 - 02:29 .


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Schratty wrote...

Sorry to spam, but I found a hilarious comic regarding Bann Teagan's flirtation with the Fem!Warden. Pay close attention to Alistair in the background. I lol'ed so hard.

Dayum Bann Teagan

Drawn by: Melii

lol:lol:

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Schratty wrote...

Sorry to spam, but I found a hilarious comic regarding Bann Teagan's flirtation with the Fem!Warden. Pay close attention to Alistair in the background. I lol'ed so hard.

Dayum Bann Teagan

Drawn by: Melii


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Schratty wrote...

Sorry to spam, but I found a hilarious comic regarding Bann Teagan's flirtation with the Fem!Warden. Pay close attention to Alistair in the background. I lol'ed so hard.

Dayum Bann Teagan

Drawn by: Melii


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Schratty wrote...

Sorry to spam, but I found a hilarious comic regarding Bann Teagan's flirtation with the Fem!Warden. Pay close attention to Alistair in the background. I lol'ed so hard.

Dayum Bann Teagan

Drawn by: Melii


Maker, that just made my day :D

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Schratty wrote...

Sorry to spam, but I found a hilarious comic regarding Bann Teagan's flirtation with the Fem!Warden. Pay close attention to Alistair in the background. I lol'ed so hard.

Dayum Bann Teagan

Drawn by: Melii


Hilarious is right. The last two slides are perfect :D

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Zjarcal wrote...

tuppence95 wrote...
But maybe I might save that fate for Bhelen in another playthrough.  :whistle:


I don't think that would be possible considering you have to kill Bhelen on the spot if he doesn't get the crown. Unless they can turn a dead dwarf into a golem.


Doh!  Of course.  I guess it's been awhile since I sided with Harrowmount.


rak72 wrote...

I was never able to kill Wynn because of the children.


But what happens to the children?  They started yelling at us and then they ran.  After killing the Wynne and the other adults, I went back up the hall to see if I could find them, but they vanished.


Schratty wrote...

Sorry to spam, but I found a hilarious comic regarding Bann Teagan's flirtation with the Fem!Warden. Pay close attention to Alistair in the background. I lol'ed so hard.

Dayum Bann Teagan

Drawn by: Melii



What a wonderful thing to wake up to!  It always bugged me that Alistair didn't respond at all during the flirtation.  That bothered me almost as much as how Alistair stands there gazing at the clouds while Sten is attacking my warden.

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@Reika - Oh yeah, I forgot that one about the dwarves. Now I'm wondering how my next dwarf will regard him. Hmmm....

@Schratty - Great ToP! Love the paw on the hair, which I'm sure Alistair is barely tolerating. And the Tegan cartoon! Fantastic! I WISH Alistair would react to the flirting -- it's why my HN did it, after all.

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Quiet thread today.  

I'm not sure how I managed to get stuck with cooking Thanksgiving dinner for my whole family.  I'm facing two days of cooking, so I won't have much time to play.  :unsure:

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I can't see that it's going to end well for these two.  This duster doesn't have much patience and she can't tolerate getting pushed around.  Alistair was able to handle her sparing Branka, and I was astonished that he didn't disapprove of her killing Wynne and the other mages who were with her.  But the next stop is Redcliffe.   Things are bound to get more strained.

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I always help my Mom with the cooking during the holidays.



She dosent let my dad help since he eats most of the food while "helping"

Alistair wont like my current Dalish who will romance him.



She wont kill Loghain, even though she hardened Alistair. Gah this will be a sad ending.

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@tupp, just make sure to have them do the clean up for you. ;)



And hopefully he'll be happier in the end of your game than this Alistair at my funeral mourning a "brother":

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"You will be missed, you bald headed monstrosity"?

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bleetman wrote...

"You will be missed, you bald headed monstrosity"?


Kane is not amused

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Yah I got that during my last PT:

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I like Alistair's eulogy more than Anora's to be honest. His sounds like a friend at a funeral, while Anora sounds well like a politician.

I am seriously being abusive over the last runs I have done it seems.

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

bleetman wrote...

"You will be missed, you bald headed monstrosity"?


Kane is not amused

Nor is this cat:
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At least the cat has hair.

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Hey, I'm not that bad:

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@Giggles--I replayed an older character to get the slider for Leliana that some had not heard of before. My current playthrough will have a much happier ending than this one did. Though I have never heard Anora's eulogy, I'm not sure I want to after hearing how bad she is in it.

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Here eulogy is better than her screech (i refuse to call that a speech)

Sadly Cyrus is my offical US warden that I had to do. Cant have ALL my games end with DR or LR really.

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@Giggles, I hear you there. I have made at least one PT with each origin, then three more with my HNM. I didn't like the drunk Alistair/Loghain sacrifice I did on my CE elf either. His people's lot in life did not improve like it should have if Alistair had been made king.

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Alistair's slide concerns me though. He seems to be too focused on popularity and making people happy. I am pretty confident that he will marry or try to produce an heir in time though.



While Anora's slide does show progress and innovation being made, it also concerns me. She dosent remarry and that could lead to another civil war which can undo all the good she does.



When they both marry it seems to indicate the best ending for Fereldan but I cant see any happiness in that union.

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Yeah, there is very little there. Alistair I think tries, but Anora is hung up on his likeness to Cailan and odd sense of humor in her view. A hardened single Alistair does make a good king, but if you are his chancellor it ends up better for Fereldan.

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That happened on one of my runs.



Honestly all the endings leave room for Fereldan to be so screwed over.



Orzamar can be happy.

Redcliffe can be happy

The Mages can be happy

The Dalish can be happy



Everything except the throne of Fereldan can be fully fixed. Bioware can easily screw Fereldan over and make everything fall apart.




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rak72 wrote...

I was never able to kill Wynn because of the children. Bringing Mori in on the conversation doesn't help because I just can't bring myself to agree with her that the mages should die because they are in the circle. 


Well, the children escape so you don't actually kill them.

One thing that helps is to not talk to her at Ostagar. She is much more aggressive with you in that case and if you take a defensive stance yourself she will become even more of an ass. You still have to say that you intend to cleanse the Circle for her to attack though, but I found it much easier when the biddy b!tch was acting like that.