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Maria13

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Everyone has a dark(er) side

Bann Ceorlic had returned to his estate in Southern a few days after attending the coronation. His son Agus came in from his usual sparring practice to greet his father.

There had always been an excessive amount of formality between the two, perhaps because the age gap that separated father from son was unusually large, the Bann being in his early sixties, his son only a few years from his twenties.

Agus noticed that his father seemed upset, if he had had more experience, he may have perceived that he was a little into his cups.

“Sit down lad,” said the Bann, “I have something to tell you…”

“The coronation, how—” said the boy.

“Never trust a Theirin,” began the Bann, “Never. This one… Maker assist us... Tongues were awag in Denerim that he is a bastard, be that as it may, but in my lifetime I haven’t clapped eyes on anyone with a greater resemblance to a typical Theirin…”

“Why?”

“He’s as pretty as a picture, the ladies were all sighing for him… Stupid women. Theirins tend to be good looking, both the males and the females, and most appear in character to be light-hearted, happy-go-lucky types, people fall for them as a result, they fall head over heels for them… They are seductive… And promiscuous. A Theirin will never settle for one lover when they can have two… This one has just married Queen Anora but it was clear he was also involved with his little Elven mage sidekick, the now so-called ‘Hero of Ferelden’.”

The Bann pulled out a stirrup cup and took a swig from it. He offered it to Agus, who shook his head.“Look at their recent history… Cailan making overtures to Empress Celene no less, and meanwhile bedding noblewomen left right and centre, plus the odd servant maid. Maric, his father and the father of this latest one, also had at least two lovers as well as being married to the beautiful Rowan Guerrin. Maric’s mother, Moira, allowed herself to be captured by Arl Rendorn Guerrin in order to seduce him and get him to join her madcap revolt… Even Calahad, torn between two women… They are manipulative, and have no quibbles about using their partners to forward their own ambitions.”

The Bann helped himself to another mouthful: “And above all, Agus, never, ever cross a Theirin. They will not stop until they have your blood… Maric killed one of his lovers, saying she had betrayed him, he also murdered your grandfather, the first Bann Ceorlic, Agus, he killed him on sacred ground, in a Chantry where he had been lured with promises of peace talks… Just over 200 years ago there were two of them, Sophia and Arland, well known for his casual cruelty, vying for the throne. Their rivalry provoked a civil war with plentiful bloodshed, which did not come to end until Arland’s forces slew Sophia… This one killed Tyrn Loghain, his late father’s sidekick, in the Landsmeet spattering his daughter with his blood, the same daughter whom he has now just married…"

"The Theirins…" The Bann was silent for a long while and then added: “Their shield is two rampant red Mabaris… I say one represents lust and the other, murder…”



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#19427
Skyl4rk

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quote]Tigress M wrote...

[quote]KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Problem is I do not understand the fascination with male butts, they are useless.
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Oh no they are not!  Men's behinds are to give us women something to admire after the attractive male in question has walked by and we finally turn around to gawk.  And let me tell you, there are some fine male bottoms roaming the world for our entertainment!  

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This ^^  ...

[quote]yukidama wrote...

If male asses are useless, then so are female asses. It's just what people like to look at xD [/quote]

...and this ^^

I can argue the same thing about female breasts to the guys out there and say that (aside for feeding) they're nothing but useless meat-bags of fat. 

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mellifera

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

If male asses are useless, then so are female asses. It's just what people like to look at xD


No, they aren't. They are useful in certain kinds of position.....
I think....

Meh, I don't see the fascination with female butts either tbh.


Well then, so are male butts in certain kinds of positions....

....

I'll let you think about that :devil:

#19429
Maria13

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

yukidama wrote...

If male asses are useless, then so are female asses. It's just what people like to look at xD


No, they aren't. They are useful in certain kinds of position.....
I think....

Meh, I don't see the fascination with female butts either tbh.


My husband would SO disagree...:devil:

#19430
KnightofPhoenix

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yukidama wrote...
I'll let you think about that :devil:


I'd rather not :D

And dammit that toolset is so hard to use!

#19431
Skyl4rk

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Maria - That was well written. I like how you've shown two sides of the coin and given a hereditary explanation why Alistair could succumb to a darker disposition.

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Skyl4rk wrote...

Maria - That was well written. I like how you've shown two sides of the coin and given a hereditary explanation why Alistair could succumb to a darker disposition.


Thanks, but again this was a most EXCELLENT prompt...

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Maria: Oh, that was so very creepy. I love how you gave Ceorlic a good reason to always be supporting Loghain against Alistair no matter what you do.

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tuppence95

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@Maria
Very interesting to see Ceorlic's point of view.   I was missing seeing a response from you last weekend.  Thanks for posting it!

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Skyl4rk

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Maria13 wrote...

Skyl4rk wrote...

Maria - That was well written. I like how you've shown two sides of the coin and given a hereditary explanation why Alistair could succumb to a darker disposition.


Thanks, but again this was a most EXCELLENT prompt...


I agree! Image IPB  And I really have to finish mine tonight before I announce a new one for tomorrowImage IPB

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@ Maria---That was so good. I love the lust/murder mabari explanation.

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RagingCyclone

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Maria, nice. I like how you give a little expansion into the one person during the Landsmeet that sides with Loghain no matter what you do.

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Zjarcal

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

No, they aren't. They are useful in certain kinds of position.....
I think....

Meh, I don't see the fascination with female butts either tbh.


Butts are far from useless. They're useful for spanking, gawking, pinching, and well... other things. :devil:

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That was awesome, Maria.

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tuppence95

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KnightofPhoenix wrote...

yukidama wrote...
I'll let you think about that :devil:


I'd rather not :D

And dammit that toolset is so hard to use!


Yes it is!  I've only barely scratched the surface of what the toolset can do.  I know there are some good tutorials out there somewhere.  I keep meaning to learn more about it, but my commitment to it hasn't been strong enough to even bookmark them when I stumble across them.  Maybe someone could post a link.

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Maria that was awesome! I'd love to read more stuff like this. :D

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Addai

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Great job, Maria. Everyone has their angle in politics and it seems Southern and Theirin have the equivalent of a blood feud.

#19443
Tigress M

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@Maria - Very nice! It's great to see prompts that reach outside the box and show us some character development of other, normally minor characters, in this world of Thedas.

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Tigress M

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I keep forgetting to mention this!  Why oh why didn't anyone point out that the More Options at the Pearl had dialogue bits in them?  OMG!  They are soooooooooooooooo funny!  I think my favorite is Teagan's "Dawn arrives and we survived the night!" -- I about died laughing at that one!  

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Zjarcal

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You didn't know Tigress? Hehe, I think the creator did a good job at finding appropriate dialogue for all the naughty moments.

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RagingCyclone

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@Tigress, yes, we brainstormed on those lines a lot before he got them in there. Are you saying all those pm's Firinneach and I had to get those ideas in there were ignored? I'm so hurt, so very, very hurt. LOL

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Zjarcal

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@RC:



Who came up with the Howe scene idea?

#19448
RagingCyclone

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He did, out of the blue. He just said "wait for this one" and I was shocked. My best idea on that one was the Morrigan/Sten part. We both had an idea for Cullen, but was not sure what to do with it, and the Ser Perth came from a user requesting it.

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I finally have time to get back to playing my Brosca today.  And for the first time, I'm taking Oghren through the Circle.  So ... why is the floor in Irving's office sticky?  Oghren points it out and wonders why.  Any theories?

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Addai

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Demon spume, I presume. They all have comments about it. I forget who but someone (maybe Oghren?) says that it reminds them of darkspawn corruption. [alfstanna] Coincidence? [/alfstanna]