Aller au contenu

Photo

The Alistair Gush Thread: *Squee*


  • Veuillez vous connecter pour répondre
39010 réponses à ce sujet

#20226
KnightofPhoenix

KnightofPhoenix
  • Members
  • 21 527 messages

Skyl4rk wrote...

Let's not make this a racial thing ok? I learned a very important lesson that it doesn't matter what race we are... as long as we all have the same religion (of course).Posted Image


Blessed are thou who seek to spread the Chant to all four corners of the world.

#20227
RagingCyclone

RagingCyclone
  • Members
  • 1 990 messages
Morning all. Like Giggles, when it comes to Leli, I just have a soft spot. But to make it up, here are a couple of new Alistair pics:



Posted Image

Posted Image

#20228
Tigress M

Tigress M
  • Members
  • 2 400 messages
@RC - That beard makes Alistair look so much older. I like it!

And shoot me if ya want... not Alistair, but still. 
Posted Image

Modifié par Tigress M, 01 décembre 2010 - 03:42 .


#20229
Giggles_Manically

Giggles_Manically
  • Members
  • 13 708 messages
Hah that was the look on my face when I saw my bill for school.

#20230
RagingCyclone

RagingCyclone
  • Members
  • 1 990 messages
Tigress, do you have a soft spot for Teagan? I know a few here do, but you too? *snickers*

Giggles, I hear you, and I don't miss that part of college. Other parts sometimes, but that part definitely not. lol

#20231
Zjarcal

Zjarcal
  • Members
  • 10 841 messages

Skyl4rk wrote...

Let's not make this a racial thing ok? I learned a very important lesson that it doesn't matter what race we are... as long as we all have the same religion (of course).Posted Image


Can "racism" against a fantasy race be considered actual racism?

And I lost my religion a long time ago, so I'm immune that stuff. :innocent:

#20232
Skyl4rk

Skyl4rk
  • Members
  • 624 messages

Zjarcal wrote...

Skyl4rk wrote...

Let's not make this a racial thing ok? I learned a very important lesson that it doesn't matter what race we are... as long as we all have the same religion (of course).Posted Image


Can "racism" against a fantasy race be considered actual racism?

And I lost my religion a long time ago, so I'm immune that stuff. :innocent:


You fantasy-racist heathen you!  The blasphemer will suffer the smite of the Maker's holy judgement.   Just you wait.Posted ImagePosted Image

Edit: Adding Chantry boy Alistair and his judging face for relevance
Posted Image

Modifié par Skyl4rk, 01 décembre 2010 - 04:31 .


#20233
Zjarcal

Zjarcal
  • Members
  • 10 841 messages

Skyl4rk wrote...

You fantasy-racist heathen you!  The blasphemer will suffer the smite of the Maker's holy judgement.   Just you wait.Posted ImagePosted Image


Hey!! I'm no fantasy-racist! I like dwarves, just not in that way.

It only takes one look at naked Oghren to never want to see any naked dwarf (male or female) again.

#20234
Reika

Reika
  • Members
  • 2 289 messages

Zjarcal wrote...

Skyl4rk wrote...

You fantasy-racist heathen you!  The blasphemer will suffer the smite of the Maker's holy judgement.   Just you wait.Posted ImagePosted Image


Hey!! I'm no fantasy-racist! I like dwarves, just not in that way.

It only takes one look at naked Oghren to never want to see any naked dwarf (male or female) again.


*laughs* That's selling the dwarven race short. I'm fairly sure Oghren is not your typical dwarf in Thedas...

#20235
Zjarcal

Zjarcal
  • Members
  • 10 841 messages

Reika wrote...

*laughs* That's selling the dwarven race short. I'm fairly sure Oghren is not your typical dwarf in Thedas...


But they all have the same body...

Dwarves are badass (Kardol and Dagna in particular), but....

Eh, I'll shut up since apparently I'm a racist heathen. :lol:

Modifié par Zjarcal, 01 décembre 2010 - 04:48 .


#20236
tuppence95

tuppence95
  • Members
  • 3 085 messages

Zjarcal wrote...

Skyl4rk wrote...

You fantasy-racist heathen you!  The blasphemer will suffer the smite of the Maker's holy judgement.   Just you wait.Posted ImagePosted Image


Hey!! I'm no fantasy-racist! I like dwarves, just not in that way.

It only takes one look at naked Oghren to never want to see any naked dwarf (male or female) again.


I'm really enjoying playing dwarves right now, but there is something odd about their proportions.  And I even have tmp's dwarf proportion fix installed.  It's not just their bodies.  Thankfully, he fixed the ape arms.  Somehow, their heads seem too big.  Penelope's head seems the same size or at times even larger than Alistair's, even though her body is much smaller.  And in the character creator when making the profile picture, I generally zoom in all the way with the distance slider.  But if I do that with the dwarf head, it's zoomed in too much.

Even though so much beautiful work has done on fixing the love scenes, something still seems ... not right.  :huh:

#20237
RagingCyclone

RagingCyclone
  • Members
  • 1 990 messages
Hey Zjar, I posted a pic over at cme's of why I like the dwarves. hehe

But yeah, Oghren would be a bad example of them. lol

#20238
Skyl4rk

Skyl4rk
  • Members
  • 624 messages

Zjarcal wrote...

Eh, I'll shut up since apparently I'm a racist heathen. :lol:

Aw...Zj, I was only kidding.Posted Image

#20239
Zjarcal

Zjarcal
  • Members
  • 10 841 messages
@RC and Tupp

Female dwarven faces are very pretty. It's their body proportions that makes them look awkward and thus ruin the appeal of the love scenes for me, no matter how much work has been done on them.

And for the record, I do have a female dwarf character, so all the accusations of being a racist can sod off! :P

Posted Image


Skyl4rk wrote...

Zjarcal wrote...

Eh, I'll shut up since apparently I'm a racist heathen. Posted Image

Aw...Zj, I was only kidding.Posted Image


I know, that's why I added the laughing face at the end. B)

Modifié par Zjarcal, 01 décembre 2010 - 04:54 .


#20240
RagingCyclone

RagingCyclone
  • Members
  • 1 990 messages
Zjar, I would never call you racist, and I like the DC dwarves especially since they most fit with having the looser morals in regards altogether naughtiness while still maintaining an almost innocence about it.

#20241
Zjarcal

Zjarcal
  • Members
  • 10 841 messages
@RC:


Twas a joke RC, about the racist heathen thingie. :)


If someone actually thought being "racist" against a fantasy race was a bad thing... :?

I can see what you mean about DC. They are so alien to the outside world that they carry a great deal of innocence, but their previous life certainly wasn't innocent at all.

Modifié par Zjarcal, 01 décembre 2010 - 05:05 .


#20242
RagingCyclone

RagingCyclone
  • Members
  • 1 990 messages
I think Giggles hit that fairly well with Bob. I have one very similar going through.

Oh, I know it's a joke. But I still like to tease.Posted Image

Modifié par RagingCyclone, 01 décembre 2010 - 05:12 .


#20243
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf
  • Members
  • 6 382 messages

Zjarcal wrote...

@RC and Tupp

Female dwarven faces are very pretty. It's their body proportions that makes them look awkward and thus ruin the appeal of the love scenes for me, no matter how much work has been done on them.

And for the record, I do have a female dwarf character, so all the accusations of being a racist can sod off! :P

Posted Image


Skyl4rk wrote...

Zjarcal wrote...

Eh, I'll shut up since apparently I'm a racist heathen. Posted Image

Aw...Zj, I was only kidding.Posted Image


I know, that's why I added the laughing face at the end. B)



Their body proportions don't even bother me. Extra reach is always a bonus in my book, especially if your dwarf is getting freaky with someone twice their size, like Alistair. Personally, I think dwarven female bodies are quite sexy. They are very lush and female, with the added benefit of looking like they have the muscle to sport all that heavy armor they run around in.

The only time I think dwarven bodies look less the spectacular is in light armors, which is why even my DC rogue wears splintmail.

#20244
Giggles_Manically

Giggles_Manically
  • Members
  • 13 708 messages

RagingCyclone wrote...

I think Giggles hit that fairly well with Bob. I have one very similar going through.

Oh, I know it's a joke. But I still like to tease.Posted Image

I like playing a DC.
You can mix a certain criminal element, with a wonder at seeing a new world. 

I do enjoy a story where you go from nothing to something.

#20245
Zjarcal

Zjarcal
  • Members
  • 10 841 messages
@Skadi

Yeah, light armors definitely bring the worst of dwarf bodies. That's why I hate Jarvia's quest so much...

I will say that dwarf females are the only females that look like they could be real warriors.

Modifié par Zjarcal, 01 décembre 2010 - 05:22 .


#20246
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf
  • Members
  • 6 382 messages
It's the elven bodies I have a bigger problem with, as far as females go. The males have good builds, sort of lean/wiry Bruce Lee asthetic. But the females look positively pubescent and underdeveloped, which is another reason I haven't succeeded in playing them. If I'm gonna make a character that is going to be getting it on with someone or something (and I've yet to manage that, even my DN decided on shelling out 30 silver for the dwarven rent boy at the Pearl since she found surfacers revolting) I'd like that character to at least look like they might be of an age of consent.



Another reason I really hate Vaughn and find him the most stomach curdling character in an origin: he is not only into raping women, but he is into raping women that look like 12 year olds. Just....ewwwww.



Beyond a light bow or dagger, elf females do not look like they could wield much else. Human females are better in that regard, they look like they could be good at being rogues and wielding somewhat heavier gear, but as far as tank/warrior abilities go, no. Even they seem pretty frail in that department.

#20247
RagingCyclone

RagingCyclone
  • Members
  • 1 990 messages
I have to agree here as well. I like the dwarven massive armor on both genders most. Especially the feminized version for the females.

Posted Image



And some more Alistair for on-topicness from DT

Posted Image


#20248
Giggles_Manically

Giggles_Manically
  • Members
  • 13 708 messages
I dont have time to play DT.



Playing ME1 on Hardcore is a big time sink.

It should not take 20 freaking shotgun blasts to kill a mercenary. ARGH!

#20249
RagingCyclone

RagingCyclone
  • Members
  • 1 990 messages
@Giggles, not used to shooters? Skip the shotgun and use the assualt rifle or pistol and aim for the head. Or snipe them.

#20250
Persephone

Persephone
  • Members
  • 7 989 messages
*Still working on her Prompt story*

Ah, why does writing angsty Alistair come so easily? :whistle::happy: