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#21051
Axekix

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LadyDamodred wrote...

Delicious Archive where all prompts, filled and unfilled, are listed and can be searched.  NSFW[i]

NSFW indeed...

"Lelianna calls out Sten on his playful interaction with a kitten.

The Quanri insists that he's not a "softie" but when Leli comes to his tent with at strap-on, Sten discovers that he... might... be?"

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#21052
Gilsa

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LOL, where do you find all these great GIFs? They fit the situations so well!

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Yankee23

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Rofl, Axe!

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Gilsa wrote...

LOL, where do you find all these great GIFs?

The internet is a vast and scary place.

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Do you have a GIF that would apply to the horror of reading a NSFW fanfic that basically describe the warden doing the Ultimate Sacrifice and a distraught Alistair using archdemon blood as lubricant to be intimate with her just one more time? LOL. The look on my husband's face when I told him about that, too.

:sick:

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Gilsa wrote...

Do you have a GIF that would apply to the horror of reading a NSFW fanfic that basically describe the warden doing the Ultimate Sacrifice and a distraught Alistair using archdemon blood as lubricant to be intimate with her just one more time? LOL. The look on my husband's face when I told him about that, too.

:sick:


Oh god, why?

#21057
LadyDamodred

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Oh god, Gilsa, that one. *twitches*

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Gilsa wrote...

Do you have a GIF that would apply to the horror of reading a NSFW fanfic that basically describe the warden doing the Ultimate Sacrifice and a distraught Alistair using archdemon blood as lubricant to be intimate with her just one more time? LOL. The look on my husband's face when I told him about that, too.

:sick:


Image IPBImage IPB You're joking?

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I've fortunately never come across one of those stories but Image IPB anyway.

#21060
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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Gilsa wrote...

Do you have a GIF that would apply to the horror of reading a NSFW fanfic that basically describe the warden doing the Ultimate Sacrifice and a distraught Alistair using archdemon blood as lubricant to be intimate with her just one more time? LOL. The look on my husband's face when I told him about that, too.

:sick:



.....

That ranks right up there with the Gollum/Aragorn slash-fest Iread in the LOTR section.

And my friends wonder why I have rebuked fan fiction for good.......

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Gilsa wrote...

Do you have a GIF that would apply to the horror of reading a NSFW fanfic that basically describe the warden doing the Ultimate Sacrifice and a distraught Alistair using archdemon blood as lubricant to be intimate with her just one more time? LOL. The look on my husband's face when I told him about that, too.

:sick:



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#21062
Giggles_Manically

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@Gilsa



Any of these should work:

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Now back to writing about Gaius Marius.


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O_o

Damn it Skadi! The images! It buuuuurrrrrnnnnnssss. *needs brain bleach*

Though it can't be as bad as that Snape/Buckbeak fic I read. That was....ick.'

Now that I think about it though that's pretty low on the squick oh meter. I mean I read a fic where Dumbledore raped a 4 year old Harry for pete's sake. And it as supposed to be erotic. :sick:

Then there was that CliffxRoger (Star Ocean 3) fic. And..

...I've read a lot of disturbing fics come to think of it. :?

Modifié par Ryzaki, 06 décembre 2010 - 04:33 .


#21064
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Ha I read an Elrond/Captain Picard fic once on a dare.



Ruined my ability to watch the next gen for a long time.

#21065
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Yankee23 wrote...

Image IPBImage IPB You're joking?

It got linked in this thread a few hundred pages back. It might have been in the other thread that got locked, but I only read it because it was linked in here with a NSFW warning. It definitely blew my mind. =p

Edit: Lady D remembers it! I'm not hallucinating, I knew it!

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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And people think I'M demented?

I mean, jeez, I wrote a fan fic once on insanity which was postively tame.



How the hell does a middle earth elf end up rocking Jean-Luc's world in the ass-end of the Alpha Quadrant? Some serious violations of space/time/dimensional chasity going on here...

#21067
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Better than the HarryPotter/Edward Cullen slash I saw. >_>




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Gilsa wrote...

Yankee23 wrote...

Image IPBImage IPB You're joking?

It got linked in this thread a few hundred pages back. It might have been in the other thread that got locked, but I only read it because it was linked in here with a NSFW warning. It definitely blew my mind. =p


yeah it blew my mind too....and not in a good way


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Now why can't I have something like this on the kink meme :crying:  a super awkward and really unexplainable love triangle threesome!

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Yeah, I remember that story being linked. It's just as horrifying then as it is now. Though, if the idea of someone doing their dead partner with blood-lube ever got un-horrifying to me, I give you all permission to end me.



Adds:

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Ugh, getting to the next page would be really nice right now, that grossed me out, which is pretty tough to do

#21071
Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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Ryzaki wrote...

Better than the HarryPotter/Edward Cullen slash I saw. >_>



That's it. I never ever want to hear again how my fondness for Alistair/Loghain slash or Isolde/Broodmother slash is somehow abnormal or twisted....

Though I dunno....Harry Potter is a lad who makes things sparkle, Edward the Good Fairy Vampire does. Sounds like a match made in heaven to me!

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf

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TotoroTori wrote...

Gilsa wrote...

Yankee23 wrote...

Image IPBImage IPB You're joking?

It got linked in this thread a few hundred pages back. It might have been in the other thread that got locked, but I only read it because it was linked in here with a NSFW warning. It definitely blew my mind. =p


yeah it blew my mind too....and not in a good way


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Now why can't I have something like this on the kink meme :crying:  a super awkward and really unexplainable love triangle threesome!



Alistair and who?

#21073
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@yukidama: Depends if you spend a lot of time reading...rather odd fanfiction it won't be the oddest thing by a long shot.



Though...can someone PM me a link to the story? Or just post a link here?

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...

TotoroTori wrote...

Gilsa wrote...

Yankee23 wrote...

Image IPBImage IPB You're joking?

It got linked in this thread a few hundred pages back. It might have been in the other thread that got locked, but I only read it because it was linked in here with a NSFW warning. It definitely blew my mind. =p


yeah it blew my mind too....and not in a good way


Image IPB
Now why can't I have something like this on the kink meme :crying:  a super awkward and really unexplainable love triangle threesome!



Alistair and who?


Nathaniel what a girl can dream right? :whistle:

#21075
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I do not think I shall venture into reading this story, but I must pose a question: When Alistair wants to indulge in his ..eh...final goodbyes, is this like, right after the archdemon is slain, like still on the roof of Ft. Drakon? because you know, it's not exactly a private place. Not only do you have your party present, but you also have Ferelden's most prominent people, plus half the legion of the dead, and whatever army you invite....I don't think such activity is going to go unnoticed.....