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[Nightwriter]

Look at this:

TMA LIVE wrote...

I only wish they added a radio show GTA style, which featured a
Salarion, a Turian, an Asari, and an Elcor talking about what's going on
in the world of Mass Effect.

So we got any creative types out there? Think up some GTA style talk show dialogue for Mass Effect and post it.

Involve a salarian, a turian, an asari, and an elcor. They can talk about anything.

[TK Dude]

That would be cool.

Also, I want to hear music in it.

[Lieutenant Flashlight]

It would be better than having to stop walking every five seconds when you hear an interesting news anouncement on a hub world.

[Sajuro]

Like the public radio? If you let the council die then the Turian could be racist against humans.

[smudboy]

Nightwriter wrote...

Look at this:

TMA LIVE wrote...

I only wish they added a radio show GTA style, which featured a
Salarion, a Turian, an Asari, and an Elcor talking about what's going on
in the world of Mass Effect.

So we got any creative types out there? Think up some GTA style talk show dialogue for Mass Effect and post it.

Involve a salarian, a turian, an asari, and an elcor. They can talk about anything.

Dear Nightwriter,

Not everything should be a flying car experience.

Your pal,
smudboy

P.S. No you can't have leather seats in the Hammerhead.

[Nightwriter]

Okay, this is a creative exercise. Maybe you guys need an example:

Salarian female: I don’t get what the big deal with this Sha’ira person is.

Turian: Here we go.

Salarian female: No really, I’m tired of hearing about this and I think we should talk about it. I honestly want to know: is there anyone in the galaxy of proper income who hasn’t slept with this Consort? Let’s do a poll.

Asari: That is offensive, Juda. Isn’t it just like you to devalue the asari with sexualization.

Salarian female: You’re already devalued with sexualization, sweetie, no working around that.

Asari: Oh stuff it up your cloaca.

Salarian female: Everyone talks about her like she’s so damn great. I want to know why.

Elcor: (soberly) Juda, the Consort is very talented and helpful. She has a noble heart.

Salarian female: Have you slept with her?

Elcor: (hesitantly) That is not important.

Salarian female: There you go. You see! Even the elcor have slept with her! God, the images such a thing calls to mind...

Elcor: (irritably) And why should we not? What are you trying to say about the elcor?

Salarian female: Oh, nothing, just that if a new alien species was discovered that was the size of small cruisers, the asari would find a way to sleep with it.

Asari: Are you talking about Sha’ira here or my whole damn species? This is so typical.

Salarian female: Sha’ira for now.

Turian: Look, Juda, of course you don’t understand Sha’ira’s appeal, your species doesn’t have a sex drive.

Salarian female: So you’re saying her entire appeal is fueled by sex.

Turian: I thought that was obvious.

Asari: Now that’s offensive. I’m tired of this sh*t. I’m so tired of this sh*t it’s not even funny. You all spit upon the asari from on high because we’re not shy about sex.

Turian: Here we go.

Asari: The Consort is a talented woman and she doesn’t exist just to have sex with people. The asari don't exist just to have sex with people.

Salarian female: Yeah, that’s still up for debate.

Asari: Sha'ira helps people constantly. She’s a social and political figure, she aids people with sensitive problems, she has tons of clients and not all of them are there for sex.

Salarian female: Right, which clashes with the fact that all you ever hear about the Consort is her chattering male clients going “omg the Consort is so great omg”.

Elcor: (earnestly) She is great, Juda.

Salarian female: What exactly did the Consort do for you, Bass?

Elcor: (reservedly) I’d rather not say.

Turian: Helped him with his erectile dysfunction, I imagine.

Elcor: (horrified) You swore you would say nothing.

Turian: It’s nothing to be shamed of, buddy, I mean look at the size of you, it’s going to take some extra wattage to lift that cargo ramp, if you know what I mean.

Elcor: (horror-struck) Please do not look at me.

Asari: … And did she help you with that, Bass?

Elcor: (nervously) I no longer wish to participate in this conversation.

Salarian female: Coward. What about you, Carsek? Have you been to see her?

Turian: Once.

Salarian female: Did you sleep with her?

Turian: Yep.

Salarian female: You see?

Asari: That’s not all she’s for! Carsek, why did you go there in the first place? Did you have a problem? Did she help you?

Turian: I went there for sex.

Asari: You all disgust me.

Salarian female: And did she help you with that, Carsek?

Asari: I no longer wish to be associated with you people.

Turian: Yep. Helped me with my sex problem real good.

Asari: Not everyone goes there for sex, some people have real problems!

Salarian female: Carsek went there for sex. I imagine the same is true for most of her male clients.

Asari: It’s only because he's such an ass he can’t get laid otherwise.

Turian: Perfectly true.

Asari: This is a crying shame. A talented, well-meaning woman can’t be taken seriously because she happens to have a free and healthy take on sex.

Salarian female: Oh, poor me, I’m an asari, everyone wants to have sex with me and it hurts my feeilngs. No one will take me seriously, boo-hoo!

Asari: Screw you all. Fine. Whatever. What do I care? The asari exist for sex, this is all a fictional reality created to please male customers, we're all alike and the Consort is a glorified concubine. Bass, you can take your head out of that bag, our listeners can’t see you.

Turian: Commercial break! Feeling lonely? Need companionship? We bring to you now an advertisement for the Consort Sha'ira, who can provide -

Asari: Oh son of a b*tch.

Modifié par Nightwriter, 11 août 2010 - 05:59 .

[AresXX7]

LMAO!!

that was good Nightwriter!

[KainrycKarr]

Do want. Though preferably only as DLC AFTER the game is finished. I'm more concerned about other things like my squadmates. Though it would certainly be DLC fluff I'd pay for, if it had more than one conversation's worth of dialogue.

[kglaser]

Holy cow, that turian was freaking hilarious. XD

[KainrycKarr]

That was an awesome read.

[Mr. niceguy15]

And after they finish talking, you suddenly hear on the radio: Assuming Direct Control!





- A nice guy.

[Nightwriter]

I would laugh if there was an assuming control thing in there, lol.

[Dave of Canada]

Something like the Jukebox from Starcraft 2 with a mix of the news casters reporting events / your choices.

[Saibh]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Something like the Jukebox from Starcraft 2 with a mix of the news casters reporting events / your choices.

"In other news, Commander Shepard is still the most interesting person in the galaxy."

Modifié par Saibh, 11 août 2010 - 06:39 .

[Caesar914]

Does anyone else remember Andy Dick doing "Gardening with Maurice" in GTA San Andreas? That was honestly my favorite gta comedy radio show ever.

[omgodzilla]

If they had one of these radios in the Captain's Quarters of the Normandy then I might actually visit the place more often.

[deezy999]

if they had this in me1 driving the mako would had been 1000X better

[Nightwriter]

Surely there are some writers and comedians out there.

Surely someone wants to do some dialogue of their own.

The Gardening with Maurice thing was hilarious, you could write a similar dialogue with a hanar instead.

I mean if you keep this up I'll have to keep writing more until someone else writes something.

[Dave of Canada]

Saibh wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Something like the Jukebox from Starcraft 2 with a mix of the news casters reporting events / your choices.

"In other news, Commander Shepard is still the most interesting person in the galaxy."

Announcer Udina: "Oh the humanity, look at the destruction on the Citadel! Let's meet with Reporter Anderson for more information on this latest breakthrough."

Reporter Anderson: "The Citadel is being invaded, millions are dead!"

Announcer Udina: "Was it Commander Shepard's doing?"

Reporter Anderson: "No! It was the Rea-"

[Anderson is muted by Udina, camera goes back to Udina]

Announcer Udina: "You heard it here first, folks. Commander Shepard is on the loose causing untold death and destruction around the galaxy. Commander Shepard, if you're watching, when will you stop?"

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 11 août 2010 - 08:23 .

[Khirzask]

Bahahaha, this is genius. I lol'd.

[AresXX7]

well, here goes nothing...


welcome to today's galactic news report :

in entertainment news: a sad event occured today, as two salarians died during a rendition of elcor Francis Kitt's Shakespeare,
though no details have been given yet, the coroner has ruled the cause of death as natural causes

in local politics today, the council was expected to grant us an exclusive report of the on-goings of the first human Spectre Commander Shepard, who was first reported as dead two years ago, but it was dismissed

in the Terminus Systems: a man on Omega, is still waiting in line to get inside the club Afterlife
so far local sources haven't been able to determine how long he has been waiting, but we will give an update once any new developments occur 

in our crime report: Illium police officials were baffled to learn that a local mercenary organization known as the Eclipse were, in fact, hiding just around the corner from their station. When asked how such an important detail could have escaped their attention, they replied "no comment"

also on Illium, a medical team responded to what was believed to be a suicide at the Dantius Towers. 
Though they were unable to save the man, who had died from injuries sustained due to a fall of 200 feet from one of the upper level floors, they did say his last words were "goodbye"

in traffic news: Citadel Traffic Control officials have denied reports that a starship bearing a logo reportedly to be that of a "known terrorist group" has been granted access to the docking bays on numerous occasions lately

in local events: a maintainance man was seen running frantically from one of the upper catwalks, in the 800 blocks, earlier this morning
when asked, witnesses had said he was heard screaming "it's gonna blow!"

in sports today: we still have nothing to report, as no known sports exist to our knowledge

be sure to tune in tonight at eleven for more updates in today's events



well, thats the best I could do off the top of my head, so please be gentle 






 

[charliekrad]

I would rather a GTA 4 style Extranet

Modifié par charliekrad, 11 août 2010 - 10:06 .

[Mr. niceguy15]

AriesXX7 wrote...

well, here goes nothing...


welcome to today's galactic news report :

in entertainment news: a sad event occured today, as two salarians died during a rendition of elcor Francis Kitt's Shakespeare,
though no details have been given yet, the coroner has ruled the cause of death as natural causes

in local politics today, the council was expected to grant us an exclusive report of the on-goings of the first human Spectre Commander Shepard, who was first reported as dead two years ago, but it was dismissed

in the Terminus Systems: a man on Omega, is still waiting in line to get inside the club Afterlife
so far local sources haven't been able to determine how long he has been waiting, but we will give an update once any new developments occur 

in our crime report: Illium police officials were baffled to learn that a local mercenary organization known as the Eclipse were, in fact, hiding just around the corner from their station. When asked how such an important detail could have escaped their attention, they replied "no comment"

also on Illium, a medical team responded to what was believed to be a suicide at the Dantius Towers. 
Though they were unable to save the man, who had died from injuries sustained due to a fall of 200 feet from one of the upper level floors, they did say his last words were "goodbye"

in traffic news: Citadel Traffic Control officials have denied reports that a starship bearing a logo reportedly to be that of a "known terrorist group" has been granted access to the docking bays on numerous occasions lately

in local events: a maintainance man was seen running frantically from one of the upper catwalks, in the 800 blocks, earlier this morning
when asked, witnesses had said he was heard screaming "it's gonna blow!"

in sports today: we still have nothing to report, as no known sports exist to our knowledge

be sure to tune in tonight at eleven for more updates in today's events



well, thats the best I could do off the top of my head, so please be gentle 








 

I lol'd That was quite good actually.

Modifié par Mr. niceguy15, 11 août 2010 - 10:51 .

[Cypher0020]

wow.. I support this..... it'd be great to hear news on ship instead of on hub worlds.... you're really gonna tell me the SR2 had no room left for a decent radio?

[Super ._. Shepard]

that would be cool