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[Jamer21]

Good work Aries and Nightwriter those are really funny.

[TMA LIVE]

Nightwriter wrote...

Okay, this is a creative exercise. Maybe you guys need an example:

Salarian female: I don’t get what the big deal with this Sha’ira person is.

Turian: Here we go.

Salarian female: No really, I’m tired of hearing about this and I think we should talk about it. I honestly want to know: is there anyone in the galaxy of proper income who hasn’t slept with this Consort? Let’s do a poll.

Asari: That is offensive, Juda. Isn’t it just like you to devalue the asari with sexualization.

Salarian female: You’re already devalued with sexualization, sweetie, no working around that.

Asari: Oh stuff it up your cloaca.

Salarian female: Everyone talks about her like she’s so damn great. I want to know why.

Elcor: (soberly) Juda, the Consort is very talented and helpful. She has a noble heart.

Salarian female: Have you slept with her?

Elcor: (hesitantly) That is not important.

Salarian female: There you go. You see! Even the elcor have slept with her! God, the images such a thing calls to mind...

Elcor: (irritably) And why should we not? What are you trying to say about the elcor?

Salarian female: Oh, nothing, just that if a new alien species was discovered that was the size of small cruisers, the asari would find a way to sleep with it.

Asari: Are you talking about Sha’ira here or my whole damn species? This is so typical.

Salarian female: Sha’ira for now.

Turian: Look, Juda, of course you don’t understand Sha’ira’s appeal, your species doesn’t have a sex drive.

Salarian female: So you’re saying her entire appeal is fueled by sex.

Turian: I thought that was obvious.

Asari: Now that’s offensive. I’m tired of this sh*t. I’m so tired of this sh*t it’s not even funny. You all spit upon the asari from on high because we’re not shy about sex.

Turian: Here we go.

Asari: The Consort is a talented woman and she doesn’t exist just to have sex with people. The asari don't exist just to have sex with people.

Salarian female: Yeah, that’s still up for debate.

Asari: Sha'ira helps people constantly. She’s a social and political figure, she aids people with sensitive problems, she has tons of clients and not all of them are there for sex.

Salarian female: Right, which clashes with the fact that all you ever hear about the Consort is her chattering male clients going “omg the Consort is so great omg”.

Elcor: (earnestly) She is great, Juda.

Salarian female: What exactly did the Consort do for you, Bass?

Elcor: (reservedly) I’d rather not say.

Turian: Helped him with his erectile dysfunction, I imagine.

Elcor: (horrified) You swore you would say nothing.

Turian: It’s nothing to be shamed of, buddy, I mean look at the size of you, it’s going to take some extra wattage to lift that cargo ramp, if you know what I mean.

Elcor: (horror-struck) Please do not look at me.

Asari: … And did she help you with that, Bass?

Elcor: (nervously) I no longer wish to participate in this conversation.

Salarian female: Coward. What about you, Carsek? Have you been to see her?

Turian: Once.

Salarian female: Did you sleep with her?

Turian: Yep.

Salarian female: You see?

Asari: That’s not all she’s for! Carsek, why did you go there in the first place? Did you have a problem? Did she help you?

Turian: I went there for sex.

Asari: You all disgust me.

Salarian female: And did she help you with that, Carsek?

Asari: I no longer wish to be associated with you people.

Turian: Yep. Helped me with my sex problem real good.

Asari: Not everyone goes there for sex, some people have real problems!

Salarian female: Carsek went there for sex. I imagine the same is true for most of her male clients.

Asari: It’s only because he's such an ass he can’t get laid otherwise.

Turian: Perfectly true.

Asari: This is a crying shame. A talented, well-meaning woman can’t be taken seriously because she happens to have a free and healthy take on sex.

Salarian female: Oh, poor me, I’m an asari, everyone wants to have sex with me and it hurts my feeilngs. No one will take me seriously, boo-hoo!

Asari: Screw you all. Fine. Whatever. What do I care? The asari exist for sex, this is all a fictional reality created to please male customers, we're all alike and the Consort is a glorified concubine. Bass, you can take your head out of that bag, our listeners can’t see you.

Turian: Commercial break! Feeling lonely? Need companionship? We bring to you now an advertisement for the Consort Sha'ira, who can provide -

Asari: Oh son of a b*tch.

lol. Just give me a minute. I'll probably think of something.

[Nightwriter]

AriesXX7 wrote...

well, here goes nothing...


welcome to today's galactic news report :

in entertainment news: a sad event occured today, as two salarians died during a rendition of elcor Francis Kitt's Shakespeare,
though no details have been given yet, the coroner has ruled the cause of death as natural causes

in local politics today, the council was expected to grant us an exclusive report of the on-goings of the first human Spectre Commander Shepard, who was first reported as dead two years ago, but it was dismissed

in the Terminus Systems: a man on Omega, is still waiting in line to get inside the club Afterlife
so far local sources haven't been able to determine how long he has been waiting, but we will give an update once any new developments occur 

in our crime report: Illium police officials were baffled to learn that a local mercenary organization known as the Eclipse were, in fact, hiding just around the corner from their station. When asked how such an important detail could have escaped their attention, they replied "no comment"

also on Illium, a medical team responded to what was believed to be a suicide at the Dantius Towers. 
Though they were unable to save the man, who had died from injuries sustained due to a fall of 200 feet from one of the upper level floors, they did say his last words were "goodbye"

in traffic news: Citadel Traffic Control officials have denied reports that a starship bearing a logo reportedly to be that of a "known terrorist group" has been granted access to the docking bays on numerous occasions lately

in local events: a maintainance man was seen running frantically from one of the upper catwalks, in the 800 blocks, earlier this morning
when asked, witnesses had said he was heard screaming "it's gonna blow!"

in sports today: we still have nothing to report, as no known sports exist to our knowledge

be sure to tune in tonight at eleven for more updates in today's events



well, thats the best I could do off the top of my head, so please be gentle 

Lol, now that's what I'm talking about!

Don't hide the talent, guys.

[TMA LIVE]

I'm trying to think of a topic. Just found out about the free Fornax mag, and thinking of having them discuss that. Will see how far it goes.

[Marzillius]

That would be awesome indeed. I support Mass Effect radio!

[Kaiser Shepard]

Nightwriter wrote...

Okay, this is a creative exercise. Maybe you guys need an example:

Salarian female: I don’t get what the big deal with this Sha’ira person is.

Turian: Here we go.

Salarian female: No really, I’m tired of hearing about this and I think we should talk about it. I honestly want to know: is there anyone in the galaxy of proper income who hasn’t slept with this Consort? Let’s do a poll.

Asari: That is offensive, Juda. Isn’t it just like you to devalue the asari with sexualization.

Salarian female: You’re already devalued with sexualization, sweetie, no working around that.

Asari: Oh stuff it up your cloaca.

Salarian female: Everyone talks about her like she’s so damn great. I want to know why.

Elcor: (soberly) Juda, the Consort is very talented and helpful. She has a noble heart.

Salarian female: Have you slept with her?

Elcor: (hesitantly) That is not important.

Salarian female: There you go. You see! Even the elcor have slept with her! God, the images such a thing calls to mind...

Elcor: (irritably) And why should we not? What are you trying to say about the elcor?

Salarian female: Oh, nothing, just that if a new alien species was discovered that was the size of small cruisers, the asari would find a way to sleep with it.

Asari: Are you talking about Sha’ira here or my whole damn species? This is so typical.

Salarian female: Sha’ira for now.

Turian: Look, Juda, of course you don’t understand Sha’ira’s appeal, your species doesn’t have a sex drive.

Salarian female: So you’re saying her entire appeal is fueled by sex.

Turian: I thought that was obvious.

Asari: Now that’s offensive. I’m tired of this sh*t. I’m so tired of this sh*t it’s not even funny. You all spit upon the asari from on high because we’re not shy about sex.

Turian: Here we go.

Asari: The Consort is a talented woman and she doesn’t exist just to have sex with people. The asari don't exist just to have sex with people.

Salarian female: Yeah, that’s still up for debate.

Asari: Sha'ira helps people constantly. She’s a social and political figure, she aids people with sensitive problems, she has tons of clients and not all of them are there for sex.

Salarian female: Right, which clashes with the fact that all you ever hear about the Consort is her chattering male clients going “omg the Consort is so great omg”.

Elcor: (earnestly) She is great, Juda.

Salarian female: What exactly did the Consort do for you, Bass?

Elcor: (reservedly) I’d rather not say.

Turian: Helped him with his erectile dysfunction, I imagine.

Elcor: (horrified) You swore you would say nothing.

Turian: It’s nothing to be shamed of, buddy, I mean look at the size of you, it’s going to take some extra wattage to lift that cargo ramp, if you know what I mean.

Elcor: (horror-struck) Please do not look at me.

Asari: … And did she help you with that, Bass?

Elcor: (nervously) I no longer wish to participate in this conversation.

Salarian female: Coward. What about you, Carsek? Have you been to see her?

Turian: Once.

Salarian female: Did you sleep with her?

Turian: Yep.

Salarian female: You see?

Asari: That’s not all she’s for! Carsek, why did you go there in the first place? Did you have a problem? Did she help you?

Turian: I went there for sex.

Asari: You all disgust me.

Salarian female: And did she help you with that, Carsek?

Asari: I no longer wish to be associated with you people.

Turian: Yep. Helped me with my sex problem real good.

Asari: Not everyone goes there for sex, some people have real problems!

Salarian female: Carsek went there for sex. I imagine the same is true for most of her male clients.

Asari: It’s only because he's such an ass he can’t get laid otherwise.

Turian: Perfectly true.

Asari: This is a crying shame. A talented, well-meaning woman can’t be taken seriously because she happens to have a free and healthy take on sex.

Salarian female: Oh, poor me, I’m an asari, everyone wants to have sex with me and it hurts my feeilngs. No one will take me seriously, boo-hoo!

Asari: Screw you all. Fine. Whatever. What do I care? The asari exist for sex, this is all a fictional reality created to please male customers, we're all alike and the Consort is a glorified concubine. Bass, you can take your head out of that bag, our listeners can’t see you.

Turian: Commercial break! Feeling lonely? Need companionship? We bring to you now an advertisement for the Consort Sha'ira, who can provide -

Asari: Oh son of a b*tch.

Amazing! With stuff like this I'd have to stop playing every few minutes just to listen.

[Nightwriter]

Ha, thanks.

TMA LIVE wrote...

I'm trying to think of a topic. Just found out about the free Fornax mag, and thinking of having them discuss that. Will see how far it goes.

You know my next installment of the talk radio involves the turian reading some porn while the others talk.

Dirty minds think alike!

[hamtyl07]

one word LAZLOW!!!!!, if there was something like that i'd all for it

[MGSRukario]

Personally, I think a little more info is needed for the characters. To flesh out on their personalities, y'know? Like if you said the turian was a joker, we could write to accommodate that with a few quips, or if he's more of a laid-back guy, we could have him a little more at ease with the chaos going on verbally around him.



Just putting that out there - I'm not that good at writing, but I did have an old fanfic going. I tend to assign lines to people depending on how they act, which can come together as a great and memorable conversation if I knew who I'm writing toward.

[Dave of Canada]

MGSRukario wrote...

Personally, I think a little more info is needed for the characters. To flesh out on their personalities, y'know? Like if you said the turian was a joker, we could write to accommodate that with a few quips, or if he's more of a laid-back guy, we could have him a little more at ease with the chaos going on verbally around him.

Just putting that out there - I'm not that good at writing, but I did have an old fanfic going. I tend to assign lines to people depending on how they act, which can come together as a great and memorable conversation if I knew who I'm writing toward.

Reading Nightwriter's example though, you don't need it to be obviously stated because the personalities are already there.

[MGSRukario]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Reading Nightwriter's example though, you don't need it to be obviously stated because the personalities are already there.

True. But I'm not completely sure about many of them, since they could go either way from specific personality traits. That salarian, for example, could be a lot less violent to argue about topics other than the consort.
Or, it could just be me needing more information than necessary. I tend not to jump into things without an overly - probably too much so - detailed report of the current situations.

[Nightwriter]

Lol. Well, checking my next segment, which is a bit longer, the characters are a bit more fleshed out, if it matters.

[Dave of Canada]

[Similar to Jerry Springer]

Crowd: HEN-RY, HEN-RY, HEN-RY.

Henry: Welcome to the Henry Summers talk show, today's guests are here because they believe that their mechs are their lovers. I'd like to welcome Jem to the show!

Henry: Why hello there, Jem!

Jem: Heya Henry, how you doin'?

Henry: Not bad. Now about the topic of discussion, is it true that you have a mech for a lover?

Jem: Uhh.. uhh.. I'm sorry, sir. I can't read off this card you so kindly provided me before the show.

Henry: God dammit. Turn the microphone off, you morons! Turn it o-

----------------------------

[Later on after the first radio show]

Henry: - their mechs are their lovers. I'd like to welcome Jem to the show!

Henry: Grettings, Jem!

Jem: Uh... hello, Mr. Henry sir?

Henry: [whispers] If you ruin this again, you're not getting payed.

Henry: I'm sorry folks about the last time, we had technical difficulties. Now we can continue our topic of discussion, is it true that you have a mech for a lover?

Jem: Why yes, sir. Me and Ursela IV have been in love for the past seven months. We were inseperable.

Henry: What happened?

Jem: She.. she discovered my past as a hacker. *bursts into tears*

Henry: [whispers to himself] God dammit. What happened to my show?

Henry: We'll continue this discussion later, be sure to tune in to the Henry Summers show!

Henry: [whispering] You don't need to cry, nobody listens to this show anyway.

----------------------------

Ursela IV: - have you ever considered that your hacking profession has put me in doubt? How do I know you haven't simply hacked into my virtual memory and hacked my love for you?

Jem: [sobbing] .. why would I do that? I love you! You're the best mech that any-

Ursela IV: Is that all you see in me, Operator Jem? A simple mech? You are ungrateful for all that I have given you in these past few months.

Ursela IV: I've seen you with that VI interface Avina on the Citadel, thus your love to me is nothing more than a lie created out of fear for your own protection.

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Jem: Noo.. it's not like that!

[sounds of chairs being thrown around]

Krogan Bodyguard: That's it, that's it! Break it up!

Henry: [whispers] And my wife wonders why I've turned to drinking..

Henry: Hello there, listeners. I'd like to thank you for listening to our wonderful guests and I'd like to wish them all a happy and last-

Ursela IV: Violent actions acknowledged. Weapon systems unlocked. Terminate liar.

[gunfire heard in the backround, Krogan Bodyguard yells in pain as does Jem]

Henry: Dammit! Well, stay tuned next time when Asari pureblood strippers battle with some young Krogan Mothers! Tommorow on Summers!

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 11 août 2010 - 07:26 .

[redplague]

No thank you.  This is Mass Effect not GTA.

[Nightwriter]

Asari: Hey guys, get this. Did you hear about those human colonies that are vanishing?

Elcor: (gravely) No. What is this?

Turian: Yeah, yeah. I’ve heard about this. Few remote colonies dropping off the map, right?

Asari: What’s this? Carsek’s up on politics Bass isn’t? Can’t believe you could pull yourself out of the pornos long enough to hear actual news.

Elcor: (shocked) Carsek, are you going to sit there and take that?

Turian: What?

Asari: He’s reading a porno, he didn’t hear you. He keeps one in his desk for when we start talking about things he’s not interested in.

Turian: Hawt.

Elcor: (alarmed) What?

Asari: He’s still reading the porno, he’s not talking to you.

Salarian female: I knew about the colonies.

Asari: Of course Juda knows.

Turian: I don’t see how she could miss it, she’s glued to the news channel every morning. God forbid she ever miss the slightest pundit comment.

Salarian female: If I don’t watch the news, how do I know what my opinion is?

Asari: Sometimes it’s hard just being in the same room with you.

Elcor: (concernedly) What is going on? Why are these human colonies vanishing?

Salarian female: No one knows. No one’s sure if it’s something or it’s nothing.

Elcor: (perplexedly) If colonies are vanishing, it is surely not nothing.

Salarian female: See, Bass, that’s the kind of reasonableness that has no place in the world of high politics, if you started spouting off common sense like that they’d laugh you right out of the Council chambers.

Asari: Juda is anti-establishment. Let me put on my surprised face.

Salarian female: The Council wants us to think nothing is wrong. They’re just recovering after the geth attack and they want to sweep everything under the rug.

Elcor: (pressingly) And is something wrong?

Salarian female: Since our only real source of information on the problem would be the Council themselves, the general population will never know, and since they’ll never know they’ll never care.

Asari: I still want to know how Carsek knew about this.

Turian: The human Councilor is making a fuss about it. It’s making the other higher-ups irritated.

Asari: And you know this from…?

Salarian female: His cousin.

Asari: His cousin?

Turian: Look, I don’t want to talk about him, okay. Just let me read my porno.

Salarian female: The turian Councilor.

Turian: I said I don’t want to talk about him. I’m tired of this crap.

Asari: What? Councilor Velarn is your cousin? Why the hell did you never tell us about this?

Turian: Shame.

Salarian female: Shame? What, does he not read the holy pornos like the rest of clan Carsek? Is he in disgrace?

Turian: He’s the kind of guy who would never lend you his pornos.

Salarian female: … And?

Turian: And I feel that's all there needs to be said.

Salarian: That's enough to condemn him forever, is it?

Turian: Yep.
 
Asari: I’m still in shock. I have no idea how you two could be related.

Turian: Well that makes both of us, babe. Velarn spends his time in denial. I sit on scanners and send him butt shots of me just to remind him.

Salarian female: Never mind that, tell us what your cousin thinks about all this. Are they going to – put the porno down, for goodness sake! – are they going to do anything?

Turian: Of course not.

Asari: Why?

Turian: They don’t want to.

Salarian female: Why? What does your cousin say?

Turian: Ugh, if you must know he thinks the humans are being unrealistic. They haven’t lost a significant amount of people yet, he claims, at least not enough to justify the kind of response they’re asking for, and the colonies that are hit aren’t in Council jurisdiction.

Salarian female: Bullsh*t, that’s not what I heard. I heard tens of thousands of colonists have gone missing.

Elcor: (frightened) Goodness.

Turian: Yeah, yeah. Terminus colonies. My cousin says the Council’s hands are tied and the humans refuse to
understand that because they’re the pompous new upstarts. The other Councilors pretty much agree.

Asari: Do they know you’re saying this? Does your cousin know you talk about him?

Turian: Who cares? F*ck him.

Asari: They could be listening to this.

Turian: Yo, Velarn, if you’re listening – f*ck you. Your mom never loved you.

Asari: Oh, God. We’re going to get cancelled.

Salarian female: They will never silence the public! Never! Never! Long live the resistance!

Asari: Oh jeez, don’t start, Juda.

Elcor: (sincerely) Why don’t you like your cousin, Carsek?

Turian: I told you, he’s an ass.

Asari: But you’re an ass.

Turian: But I’m an ass who’ll tell you he’s an ass, my cousin’s an ass in magistrate’s clothing, I can’t stand that. He always thought he was better than me, the sniveling little fink, ever since we were kids.

Asari: So you sympathize with the humans? You think their colonies should be helped and they’re right to press the Council for aid?

Turian: The humans are all asses.

Salarian female: What is your problem?

Turian: I am an ass and I refuse to believe the universe’s insistent claims that it is the slightest bit less selfish or perverse than I am.

Elcor: (mournfully) Not everyone is, as you say, an ass, Carsek.

Turian: Yes you are. All of you. You just hide it better. But you’re all jerks, that’s why you’re on this damn program.

Asari: Bass isn’t a jerk.

Turian: Of course he is. Oh, don’t let these elcor fool you, they’re not all these monotone carbon copy gentlemen.

Salarian female: I’ve seen no evidence to the contrary.

Elcor: (sternly) Juda. That is racist. That is the sort of racism elcor have been putting up with for years. One day you may meet an elcor who does not take kindly to such talk.

Salarian female: You know you would be much scarier if people didn’t know they could outrun you faster than you could squish them.

Elcor: (dismally) The woe of the elcor, to be forever taunted by the smaller and more agile.

Turian: Just last night Bass sat on a bartender. Sat on him.

Asari: What? Why?

Turian: The bartender told him he wouldn’t give Bass enough liquor to get him drunk, then he wouldn’t have any left for the customers. Bass sat on him. He was half drunk by then but he wanted to be all drunk. He’d recently gone on a date. Erectile dysfunction acting up again. He wanted to drink the memories away.

Elcor: (whimperingly) You are an awful friend. I don’t know why I hang around you.

Turian: Because you don’t have anyone else. You were that guy in school who was always there for the pretty girl when her boyfriend dumped her but who she would never see as boyfriend material in return, and you hang around with self-confident jerks like me to get in touch with masculinity you would otherwise know nothing of. 

Elcor: (pitifully) Truth, thy sting is cold.

Asari: Is the bartender all right?

Turian: Who cares? It was a batarian.

Asari: Carsek, you are so –

Turian: Consider, if you would, that you are about to say nothing to me that has not already been said to me many, many times before, at times by paid professionals.

Salarian female: He’s got a point.

Turian: Anyway no one’s doing anything about these colonies, and you shouldn’t expect that to change. It's typical. You have to be on the Council for at least a thousand years for them to care. The Council’s too much of a corporate ass.

Salarian female: Carsek, which is it? The humans are asses or the Council are asses?

Turian: Both.

Asari: Typical.

Turian: Look, nobody cares about the human colonies. They’re like those “help a child” commercials that come on, and you go, “oh that’s sad, little Lucy has no shoes”, but you’ll never actually lift a finger to help because you don’t really give a damn, it doesn't affect you. Then you turn the channel to porn.

Salarian female: Every time I listen to your thoughts I feel like I’ve just stepped in something sick.

Turian: The only difference between me and my idiot cousin and his Council lackeys is that I don’t pretend that I care. I don’t lift a finger to help anyone and I’ll tell you it’s because I don’t give a damn, I won’t pull stupid reasons out of my ass. If the Council would just be honest for once it would be a breath of fresh air to us all.

Elcor: (curiously) It puzzles me that you all are not more supportive of the Councilors.

Salarian female: Why? Because we’re from the Council races we have to agree with them? There’s only “us” and “them”, man, the people and the establishment.

Asari: Spare us.

Turian: For real, Juda.

Salarian female: I will not be silenced! My word will not go unheard! The people will not bow and accept this tyrannical – !

Asari: We really need to work on not getting cancelled.

Turian: Pfft. I'm not afraid of them. I'll say anything I want. Did you know that only last year the Council dispatched a fleet of aid ships to help a turian colony in the Terminus systems suffering from pirate attack? Purely turian matter. Outside Council jurisdiction. No justification for it. Heard it from my cousin.

Asari: Carsek, stop that – that’s classified information – we could get shut down –

Turian: Order came straight from Velarn, of course, the hypocritical bastard.

Asari: That’s enough – uh – we should go to commercial –

Salarian female: DON’T YOU DARE! THE PEOPLE MUST HEAR THIS! Go on, Carsek, tell us.

Elcor: (fearfully) This is most unwise!

Turian: But when it’s humans, oh no, they can’t help. And you know what else? I’ll tell you the real reason my cousin loves his turian Spectres so much.

Salarian female: What? What? Tell us.

Asari: Carsek, stop!

Turian: Do you know what he used to make turian Spectres do for their “acceptance” ceremony into the Spectres? I’ll tell you why Saren went nuts and Nihlus wound up shot. Secretly, Velarn –

EMERGENCY BURST TRANSMISSION: This station is experiencing technical difficulties and has been taken off the air by Citadel Airwaves. Please enjoy your day.

[Nightwriter]

Dave of Canada, that was hilarious.

[MGSRukario]

But I’m an ass who’ll tell you he’s an ass, my cousin’s an ass in magistrate’s clothing, I can’t stand that. He always thought he was better than me, the sniveling little fink, ever since we were kids.

That part definitely helped with Carsek. Great writing there, though, anyway! Brilliant. Loved the whole thing.

[Mr. niceguy15]

I'd pay money to hear this. BioWare! Hire this man!


- A nice guy.

Modifié par Mr. niceguy15, 11 août 2010 - 08:21 .

[AresXX7]

thank you kind people for the nice comments!

[Dave of Canada]

Nightwriter wrote...

Dave of Canada, that was hilarious.

Not even close to your work, though.

[Nightwriter]

Dave, the idea of a Jerry Springer type show is genius, as is the issue of people in love with mechs.

It would be cool if you informed the audience what species Henry is.

MGSRukario wrote...

That part definitely helped with Carsek. Great writing there, though, anyway! Brilliant. Loved the whole thing.

Ah good, I'm glad that helps then. Fleshed-out characters are important.

Modifié par Nightwriter, 11 août 2010 - 08:52 .

[Mr. niceguy15]

Good job, Dave of Canada I think Henry should be a Salarian, Springer strangely reminds me of them

[Nightwriter]

Salarian would be great, Dave.

[NocturnalStillness]

This seems like an interesting topic so I thought I'd have a go, here are a couple of Galactic News reports

***

This afternoon several shops on the Citadel have approached the council after accusing each other of faking an endorsement fromCommander Shepard. Apparently all three shop owners claim to have a geniune endorsement from the Spectre each having Shepard say it is his favourite shop on the citadel. More news to follow...

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(This next story goes on the theory that the Urban Combat championship is basically a 3 v 3 battle using non lethal weapons. similiar to paint ball or laser quest) and each team scoring a point when they 'defeat' an opponent.

Last night  Earth's Urban Combat championship winners the Edmonton Blood Dragons represented humanity in an all species tournament. The dragons finished a respectable second place finishing behind the Urdnot Battlemasters.

The human team started off well easily securing a 3-0 victory over the C-sec Cruisers, followed by another easy victory winning 3-1 against the Salarian STG Recruits. However the semi-final was more closely fought, the dragons scrapping through in an intense 3-2 battle against the Ilium Roses. Before finally being defeated in record time by the Urdnot Battlemasters.

Edmonton's manager was unable to comment at this moment in time, but our sources suggest he was angry at his players for sending away a prototype armour that would have secured victory, the receiver of the armour is unknown at this time.

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well there you go, I hope you enjoy reading them.