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Let's talk about Varric's chest hair! *with 2 Aimo comics and so much more!*


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#26
Calla S

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

If Varric was an LI, I daresay I would romance no other. I say this, even not knowing a thing about any of the other characters.

My heart already belongs to that dwarven stud.


What if another Dwarf showed up though? One with an epic beard?

... Well, I could be swayed, I suppose.

But the beard has to be really epic.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

If Varric was an LI, I daresay I would romance no other. I say this, even not knowing a thing about any of the other characters.

My heart already belongs to that dwarven stud.


What if another Dwarf showed up though? One with an epic beard?


Beards are just awful and wrong... I hate beards.

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Apollo Starflare wrote...

double rainbow.


What does this mean? It's so bright, so vivid.

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I've just realised looking at that pic how awesome Varric's smile is. Also: He has stubble, so maybe he is growing his beard back after some traumatic event where he had it burnt off dueling three dragons with only the power of his mighty chest hair for defence.

Dave of Canada wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...

double rainbow.


What does this mean? It's so bright, so vivid.


It's full on complete, all across the sky!

Bearbeitet von Apollo Starflare, 11 August 2010 - 08:11 .


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Apollo Starflare wrote...

I've just realised looking at that pic how awesome Varric's smile is. Also: He has stubble, so maybe he is growing his beard back after some traumatic event where he had it burnt off dueling three dragons with only the power of his mighty chest hair for defence.

Dave of Canada wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...

double rainbow.


What does this mean? It's so bright, so vivid.


It's full on complete, all across the sky!


That's the baddest f---ing rainbow I've ever seen.

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Am I the only one who thinks that Varric is not necessarily a partymember?

I'm getting the feeling he's more like Arl Eamon - important to the story, has close knowledge of Hawke but is not a partymember.

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Tinxa wrote...

Am I the only one who thinks that Varric is not necessarily a partymember?
I'm getting the feeling he's more like Arl Eamon - important to the story, has close knowledge of Hawke but is not a partymember.


Could be. He seems about 500x cooler than Eamon though. I think a lot of us would like to get to know him better. Because he is awesome.

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Tinxa wrote...

Am I the only one who thinks that Varric is not necessarily a partymember?
I'm getting the feeling he's more like Arl Eamon - important to the story, has close knowledge of Hawke but is not a partymember.


I think it was stated that he traveled with Hawke before, how else does he know this kind of information then?

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Anarya wrote...

Tinxa wrote...

Am I the only one who thinks that Varric is not necessarily a partymember?
I'm getting the feeling he's more like Arl Eamon - important to the story, has close knowledge of Hawke but is not a partymember.


Could be. He seems about 500x cooler than Eamon though. I think a lot of us would like to get to know him better. Because he is awesome.


Teagan, Oghren and Alistair fused together to create Varric?

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ViSeirA wrote...

Beards are just awful and wrong... I hate beards.


That attitude could get you into trouble here.

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As long as the next dwarf love interest doesn't have his head on fire. Looking at you, Calibast.

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Mary Kirby wrote...

No one, and I mean no one, can resist Varric's chest hair. Poor man. Lovesick women of all species throwing themselves at him in the most embarrasing manner all the time...


That isn't true only to women.

*swoons*

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Tinxa wrote...

Am I the only one who thinks that Varric is not necessarily a partymember?
I'm getting the feeling he's more like Arl Eamon - important to the story, has close knowledge of Hawke but is not a partymember.


Could be. He seems about 500x cooler than Eamon though. I think a lot of us would like to get to know him better. Because he is awesome.


Teagan, Oghren and Alistair fused together to create Varric?


Maybe less Oghren in the mix. Look at him, he's like Senor Suave (I have no idea how to do the accent mark).

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I think it'd be a good thing, and that's not just because I'm a dwarf obsessive. Visiting Kal Shirok would also be pretty awesome.

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Herr Uhl wrote...

That isn't true only to women.

*swoons*


It's true. Varric has broken the hearts of not just men and women, but also furniture, concepts, and even languages. Ancient Tevinter keeps sending him love poems, to no avail.

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Mary Kirby wrote...

It's true. Varric has broken the hearts of not just men and women, but also furniture, concepts, and even languages. Ancient Tevinter keeps sending him love poems, to no avail.


So that's why my bed refuses to talk with me.

That's it, I'm killing Varric when I get the chance. Although the plot wouldn't make sense anymore, paradox is my middle name.

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Mary Kirby wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

That isn't true only to women.

*swoons*


It's true. Varric has broken the hearts of not just men and women, but also furniture, concepts, and even languages. Ancient Tevinter keeps sending him love poems, to no avail.


Hmmm Varric seems to be your especial favorite, like Sten was in Origins. Is Sten jealous? Does he like his new look?

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Kurzan wrote...
Visiting Kal Shirok would also be pretty awesome.


^This B)

Khayness wrote...
That attitude could get you into trouble here.


*looks innocently around himself*, huh why? :innocent:

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

It's true. Varric has broken the hearts of not just men and women, but also furniture, concepts, and even languages. Ancient Tevinter keeps sending him love poems, to no avail.


So that's why my bed refuses to talk with me.

That's it, I'm killing Varric when I get the chance. Although the plot wouldn't make sense anymore, paradox is my middle name.

a question comes to my mind.... if we need special characters to tell the story in the future that means we cant get rid of them anymore in the presence *looks shocked*... well okay we couldn't get rid of alistair either so i guess it doesn't make a difference xD.

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Anarya wrote...

Hmmm Varric seems to be your especial favorite, like Sten was in Origins. Is Sten jealous? Does he like his new look?


Sten and Varric have... minor issues getting along.

Sten: You know they're going to declare you're a cat-girl, don't you?

Varric: I can't blame them, really. I do look sexy with the ears.

Sten: ...You encourage them?

Varric: Stretch, Stretch... I just like to get people talking. Makes everything more fun, you know?

Sten: Parshaara. Where did that writer leave the cookies?

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Anarya wrote...

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 Would you or wouldn't you?


Lady Hawke would so tap that <3 Make it so!

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Mary Kirby wrote...

Sten: You know they're going to declare you're a cat-girl, don't you?

Varric: I can't blame them, really. I do look sexy with the ears.



wat

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Mary Kirby wrote...

Sten and Varric have... minor issues getting along.

Sten: You know they're going to declare you're a cat-girl, don't you?

Varric: I can't blame them, really. I do look sexy with the ears.


This just made me envision a Varric body pillow with him making a "Nyaa~" pose.


Come back, Calibast, all is forgiven!

Bearbeitet von pizoxuat, 11 August 2010 - 08:32 .


#49
Herr Uhl

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Mary Kirby wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Hmmm Varric seems to be your especial favorite, like Sten was in Origins. Is Sten jealous? Does he like his new look?


Sten and Varric have... minor issues getting along.

Sten: You know they're going to declare you're a cat-girl, don't you?

Varric: I can't blame them, really. I do look sexy with the ears.

Sten: ...You encourage them?

Varric: Stretch, Stretch... I just like to get people talking. Makes everything more fun, you know?

Sten: Parshaara. Where did that writer leave the cookies?


Ah, I know that I will love Varric. And this one won't try to trap you with shiney things.

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Mary Kirby

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

Sten: You know they're going to declare you're a cat-girl, don't you?

Varric: I can't blame them, really. I do look sexy with the ears.



wat


From this post a million years ago.