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[pizoxuat]

Mary Kirby wrote...

If someone acquires a Varric cakewreck (or non-wreck cake) I require pics. Just sayin'.

I have a recipe for a red wine cake that would be mighty appropriate, but alas, no decorating skills.

[Calla S]

Patriciachr34 wrote...

Mmmm, Tom Selleck. Mary, can you write Tom Selleck into DA2, perhaps as a pirate? That would be sweet. He could be an old friend of Varik's and they can compare chest hair in a manly way.

"Yours is growing in very thick around the collar bones. Mine always goes spotty around that area."
"Yeah, but yours is dense in the very center, and that's what counts."
"You're just saying that."
"No, it's true! Your chest hair is what my chest hair aspires to be."
"Oh, Tom."

[armigal]

Oh well, here goes my awesome picture with Cpt.Picard. This thread is Full of Win 

Modifié par armigal, 12 août 2010 - 09:36 .

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Patriciachr34 wrote...

Mmmm, Tom Selleck. Mary, can you write Tom Selleck into DA2, perhaps as a pirate? That would be sweet. He could be an old friend of Varik's and they can compare chest hair in a manly way.

Is it possible to compare CHEST HAIR in a non-manly way?

[Anarya]

pizoxuat wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

If someone acquires a Varric cakewreck (or non-wreck cake) I require pics. Just sayin'.

I have a recipe for a red wine cake that would be mighty appropriate, but alas, no decorating skills.

Red wine cake? I've never heard of such a thing. What does it taste like?

@Calla S.: You're very good at writing dialogue. *golf clap*

[Dave of Canada]

Calla S wrote...

My birthday is in a few months.

I want this cake.

I can try my best, although knowing my cooking skills he'll be bald.

[Anarya]

I could probably do it. But then it'd have to be eaten and that's not very healthy. I mean there's only 2 of us at my house.

[Calla S]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Calla S wrote...

My birthday is in a few months.

I want this cake.

I can try my best, although knowing my cooking skills he'll be bald.

D'awwww. It's the thought and aspiration towards hairiness that really matters. 

Anarya wrote...
@Calla S.: You're very good at writing dialogue. *golf clap*

Hehe, thank ye! Their hairiness inspires.

Modifié par Calla S, 12 août 2010 - 09:37 .

[Dave of Canada]

Anarya wrote...

I could probably do it. But then it'd have to be eaten and that's not very healthy. I mean there's only 2 of us at my house.

Sell it to the forumites, give it to your family members, make a cake party or just throw it out.

[pizoxuat]

Anarya wrote...

pizoxuat wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

If someone acquires a Varric cakewreck (or non-wreck cake) I require pics. Just sayin'.

I have a recipe for a red wine cake that would be mighty appropriate, but alas, no decorating skills.

Red wine cake? I've never heard of such a thing. What does it taste like?

@Calla S.: You're very good at writing dialogue. *golf clap*

Actually, looking through my index cards, I have two recipes for redwine cake.  One is a dense chocolate cake with 1/2 a cup of red wine added to add some complexity to the flavor.  Comes out really moist and delicious, and would be the best bet for a decorated cake.  Have a second one for a bundt cake that you soak in a red wine syrup.  Comes out sweet and very wine-y.  

[Dave of Canada]

pizoxuat wrote...

Actually, looking through my index cards, I have two recipes for redwine cake.  One is a dense chocolate cake with 1/2 a cup of red wine added to add some complexity to the flavor.  Comes out really moist and delicious, and would be the best bet for a decorated cake.  Have a second one for a bundt cake that you soak in a red wine syrup.  Comes out sweet and very wine-y.  

Considering how much whine we already have on these forums, I say make the first one!

[Calla S]

Dave of Canada wrote...

pizoxuat wrote...

Actually, looking through my index cards, I have two recipes for redwine cake.  One is a dense chocolate cake with 1/2 a cup of red wine added to add some complexity to the flavor.  Comes out really moist and delicious, and would be the best bet for a decorated cake.  Have a second one for a bundt cake that you soak in a red wine syrup.  Comes out sweet and very wine-y.  

Considering how much whine we already have on these forums, I say make the first one!

Badum-TISH.

Seriously, though, both of them sound delicious. I'd definitely nom on the second one until I got ill.

[Bugzehat]

pizoxuat wrote...

Actually, looking through my index cards, I have two recipes for redwine cake.  One is a dense chocolate cake with 1/2 a cup of red wine added to add some complexity to the flavor.  Comes out really moist and delicious, and would be the best bet for a decorated cake.  Have a second one for a bundt cake that you soak in a red wine syrup.  Comes out sweet and very wine-y.  

Oh my. Next cake I'm making, I'm putting red wine in it. Afraid I'm not good enough with decorations to make a Varric cake, though.

[Anarya]

pizoxuat wrote...

Anarya wrote...

pizoxuat wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

If someone acquires a Varric cakewreck (or non-wreck cake) I require pics. Just sayin'.

I have a recipe for a red wine cake that would be mighty appropriate, but alas, no decorating skills.

Red wine cake? I've never heard of such a thing. What does it taste like?

@Calla S.: You're very good at writing dialogue. *golf clap*

Actually, looking through my index cards, I have two recipes for redwine cake.  One is a dense chocolate cake with 1/2 a cup of red wine added to add some complexity to the flavor.  Comes out really moist and delicious, and would be the best bet for a decorated cake.  Have a second one for a bundt cake that you soak in a red wine syrup.  Comes out sweet and very wine-y.  

That first one sounds yummy. Actually the second one does too. *has a terrible sweet tooth*

[Patriciachr34]

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

Patriciachr34 wrote...

Mmmm, Tom Selleck. Mary, can you write Tom Selleck into DA2, perhaps as a pirate? That would be sweet. He could be an old friend of Varik's and they can compare chest hair in a manly way.

Is it possible to compare CHEST HAIR in a non-manly way?

Not being a man and not having any chest hair I would have no clue.  Perhaps there could be a contest involving various women running fingers through their chest hair.  I wonder what the winner would get.

[Anarya]

Patriciachr34 wrote...

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

Patriciachr34 wrote...

Mmmm, Tom Selleck. Mary, can you write Tom Selleck into DA2, perhaps as a pirate? That would be sweet. He could be an old friend of Varik's and they can compare chest hair in a manly way.

Is it possible to compare CHEST HAIR in a non-manly way?

Not being a man and not having any chest hair I would have no clue.  Perhaps there could be a contest involving various women running fingers through their chest hair.  I wonder what the winner would get.

Excited.

Oh jeez I'm terrible. Bad Anarya, bad!

[Enshaid]

Patriciachr34 wrote...

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

Patriciachr34 wrote...

Mmmm, Tom Selleck. Mary, can you write Tom Selleck into DA2, perhaps as a pirate? That would be sweet. He could be an old friend of Varik's and they can compare chest hair in a manly way.

Is it possible to compare CHEST HAIR in a non-manly way?

Not being a man and not having any chest hair I would have no clue.  Perhaps there could be a contest involving various women running fingers through their chest hair.  I wonder what the winner would get.

I think that contest still qualifies as manly for the hairy participants.

[Calla S]

Anarya wrote...

Patriciachr34 wrote...

Not being a man and not having any chest hair I would have no clue.  Perhaps there could be a contest involving various women running fingers through their chest hair.  I wonder what the winner would get.

Excited.

Oh jeez I'm terrible. Bad Anarya, bad!

I'd wager the loser would get excited, too, considering the parameters of the contest...

[mellifera]

I'd like to be the judge.

[Anarya]

Calla S wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Patriciachr34 wrote...

Not being a man and not having any chest hair I would have no clue.  Perhaps there could be a contest involving various women running fingers through their chest hair.  I wonder what the winner would get.

Excited.

Oh jeez I'm terrible. Bad Anarya, bad!

I'd wager the loser would get excited, too, considering the parameters of the contest...

You have a point!

[lv12medic]

"What are these recipes?"

"Stay on diet"

"I just want to try a bite"

"Stay on diet"

"These recipes are too good! Loosen up the belt"

"STAY ON DIET!"

"Food too good. Can't manuever..."

*static*

"What just happend out there?"

"The recipes. They came from behind and...mmumph gruffllz these... these are tasty"

*static*

"All wings report in"

*static*

"Maker help us all..."

[Patriciachr34]

Anarya wrote...

Calla S wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Patriciachr34 wrote...

Not being a man and not having any chest hair I would have no clue.  Perhaps there could be a contest involving various women running fingers through their chest hair.  I wonder what the winner would get.

Excited.

Oh jeez I'm terrible. Bad Anarya, bad!

I'd wager the loser would get excited, too, considering the parameters of the contest...

You have a point!

Gahhhh!  Now my head is filled with manly chest hair!  Luxurious, manly chest hair.  (Heavy sigh)  I guess my journal entries will have to wait until morning.

[Dave of Canada]

Varric: Hey zealots! How you guys doing?
[to Templar laying on the bed]
Varric: Hey, don't mind me. You know who we are? We're associates of your champion [Garret/Marian] Hawke. You do remember your champion don't you? Let me take a wild guess here. You're Cassandra, right?
Cassandra: Yeah.
Varric: I thought so. You remember your champion [Garret/Marian] Hawke, don't you, Cassandra?
Cassandra: Yeah, yeah, I remember them.
Varric: Good. Looks like me an Oghren caught you guys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'?
Cassandra: Nugburgers.
Varric: Nugburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of nugburgers?
Cassandra: Ro-roasted nugburgers.
Varric: No, no no, where'd you get 'em? McMakers? Warden's? Antiva in a Box? Where?
Cassandra: Big Qunari Burger.
Varric: Big Qunari Burger. That's that Qunari burger joint. I hear they got some tasty nugburgers. I ain't never had one myself. How are they?
Cassandra: They're adequate.
Varric: Mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right?
[Picks up nugburger and takes a bite]
Varric: Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty nugburger. Oghren, ever have a Big Qunari Burger?
[Oghren wobbles around drunk, shakes his head]
Varric: Wanna bite? They're real tasty.
Oghren: Ah ha!
[Oghren collapses drunk]
Varric: Well, if you like nugburgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a Dalish which pretty much makes me a Dalish. But I do love the taste of a good nugburger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Roasted Nug with cheese in Orlais?
Cassandra: No.
Varric: Tell 'em, Oghren.
Oghren: [drunkenly] A Val Royeaux with cheese.
Varric: A Val Royeaux with cheese! You know why they call it that?
Cassandra: Because of the Chevalier order?
Varric: Check out the big brain on Cassandra! You're a smart mother****er. That's right. The Chevalier order. What's in this?
Cassandra: Antivate.
Varric: Antivate., good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
Cassandra: Go right ahead.
Varric: Ah, hit the spot.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 12 août 2010 - 10:21 .

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Dave of Canada wrote...

Varric:
Hey zealots! How you guys doing?


[to Templar laying on the bed[/i]]



Varric:
Hey, don't mind me. You know who we are? We're associates of your champion [Garret/Marian] Hawke. You do remember your champion don't you? Let me take a wild guess here. You're Cassandra, right?



Cassandra:
Yeah.



Varric:
I thought so. You remember your champion [Garret/Marian] Hawke, don't you, Cassandra?



Cassandra:
Yeah, yeah, I remember them.


Varric:
Good. Looks like me an Oghren caught you guys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'?



Cassandra: Nugburgers.



Varric: Nugburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of nugburgers?



Cassandra: Ro-roasted nugburgers.



Varric:
No, no no, where'd you get 'em? McMakers? Warden's? Antiva in a Box? Where?



Cassandra:
Big Qunari Burger.



Varric:
Big Kahuna Burger. That's that Qunari burger joint. I hear they got
some tasty nugburgers. I ain't never had one myself. How are they?



Cassandra:
They're adequate.



Varric:
Mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right?

[Picks up nugburger and takes a bite[/i]]



Varric:
Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty nugburger. Oghren, ever have a Big Qunari Burger?


[Oghren wobbles around drunk, shakes his head[/i]]



Varric:
Wanna bite? They're real tasty.



Oghren: Ah ha!
[Oghren collapses drunk]


Varric:
Well, if you like nugburgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get
'em myself because my girlfriend's a Dalish which pretty much makes
me a Dalish. But I do love the taste of a good nugburger. Mm-mm-mm. You
know what they call a Roasted Nug with cheese in Orlais?



Cassandra:
No.


Varric:
Tell 'em, Oghren.



Oghren:
[drunkenly] A Val Royeaux with cheese.



Varric:
A Val Royeaux with cheese! You know why they call it that?



Cassandra:
Because of the Chevalier order?



Varric:
Check out the big brain on Cassandra! You're a smart mother****er. That's right. The Chevalier order. What's in this?



Cassandra: Antivate.



Varric: Antivate., good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?

Cassandra:
Go right ahead.



Varric:
Ah, hit the spot.

 
It's happened everybody. A goddamn pulp fiction quote. Maker help us.

[Dave of Canada]

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

 
It's happened everybody. A goddamn pulp fiction quote. Maker help us.

Fixed the formatting, copy pasting the original and editing from there does not approve with this forum.