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[What?]

I go away for a few hours, and this thread has swelled to unbridled awesome. Approved. Now I'm going to traverse the internet and find some other things I can turn into Varric jokes. BRB.

[lv12medic]

Now you've done it Dave of Canada... now you've done it. There's going to be Thedan fast-food joints all over the place now. Every street corner and market. Heck, even in the random encounters...

Kill off a pack of wolves, walk ten feet and BAM! a McMakers with a trot-in for all of the not-horses in Thedas. Next thing you know there'll be the McMakers Happy Feast with a free magic dagger *for a limited time only*.

(edit) Hah!  I didn't see the pulpy fictioness of it all.(end edit)

Modifié par lv12medic, 12 août 2010 - 10:11 .

[Kohaku]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

 
It's happened everybody. A goddamn pulp fiction quote. Maker help us.

Fixed the formatting, copy pasting the original and editing from there does not approve with this forum.

Pulp Fiction? Never seen it but I did find it funny anyway.

[Enshaid]

I wonder what Varric would look like with a Samuel Jacksonesque afro... Someone must make this!!!

[Dave of Canada]

Kerridan Kaiba wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

 
It's happened everybody. A goddamn pulp fiction quote. Maker help us.

Fixed the formatting, copy pasting the original and editing from there does not approve with this forum.

Pulp Fiction? Never seen it but I did find it funny anyway.

One of the best movies ever.

[Never]

Best thread EVER
I lol'd at least 5 times in the last 3 pages alone.

[Enshaid]

Dave of Canada wrote...
One of the best movies ever.

wtb bad mother****er wallet

[Nadiasama]

This thread is the most beautifully awesome thing in the history of internet awesome-ness!

@Calla S: Thank you for the siggy's

I personally don't like playing dwarves but I have no qualms about romancing one.  And I'd romance the *blankety blank blank* out of this guy!  <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

[Calla S]

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

I wonder what Varric would look like with a Samuel Jacksonesque afro... Someone must make this!!!

*sobs into hands*

[Dave of Canada]

Calla S wrote...

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

I wonder what Varric would look like with a Samuel Jacksonesque afro... Someone must make this!!!

*sobs into hands*

I'm.. what?

[Nadiasama]

Calla S wrote...

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

I wonder what Varric would look like with a Samuel Jacksonesque afro... Someone must make this!!!

*sobs into hands*

*swoons then faints*

[Enshaid]

Calla S wrote...

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

I wonder what Varric would look like with a Samuel Jacksonesque afro... Someone must make this!!!

*sobs into hands*

Oh wow... What have I done?

[Calla S]

Freek on a Leesh wrote...
Oh wow... What have I done?

You've done a horrible thing.

I don't think I'll ever recover.

[Kohaku]

Dave of Canada wrote...

One of the best movies ever.

Now I totally get it. Thanks Dave!

[Dave of Canada]

Calla S wrote...

Freek on a Leesh wrote...
Oh wow... What have I done?

You've done a horrible thing.

I don't think I'll ever recover.

Take a few of my beard strands, burn it and the smell should reinvigorate anything.

[Enshaid]

I feel like the guy who invented the atom bomb.

[Dave of Canada]

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

I feel like the guy who invented the atom bomb.

Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 12 août 2010 - 10:29 .

[Enshaid]

Well atleast there's no radiation from afro-Varric that'll make you bald haha... is there?

[Patriciachr34]

What? You put on afro on Varric? I was totally fixated by his chest hair and didn't notice.

[Dave of Canada]

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

Well atleast there's no radiation from afro-Varric that'll make you bald haha... is there?

Can't say, I'm too busy looking at your third arm.

[Apollo Starflare]

The Val Royeaux with cheese sounds remarkably genuine. I can just imagine Varric opening Thedas' first fast food chain somehow.

[jonluke93]

Calla S wrote...

Freek on a Leesh wrote...

I wonder what Varric would look like with a Samuel Jacksonesque afro... Someone must make this!!!

*sobs into hands*

It looks like his brain is popping out of his head.

[Enshaid]

jonluke93 wrote...
It looks like his brain is popping out of his head.

I thought exactly the same thing when I saw it the first time.

[jackkel dragon]

jonluke93 wrote...
It looks like his brain is popping out of his head.

He's so smart, his brain can't contain his awesomeness. So he added a new brain. That brain got so big that it cracked his skull. He can't feel pain, so he's just going to leave it like that until he finds a bigger skull.

[Enshaid]

jackkel dragon wrote...

jonluke93 wrote...
It looks like his brain is popping out of his head.

He's so smart, his brain can't contain his awesomeness. So he added a new brain. That brain got so big that it cracked his skull. He can't feel pain, so he's just going to leave it like that until he finds a bigger skull.

Or he could wear a hat like mojo jojo. +20 approval to the first person to name the childish reference I'm making.