Just go away. Seriously.Kordaris wrote...
That doesn't look like a dwarf, but a fat obese man who's into pimping. And he has this stupid sly look on his face, that you just want to smash with your fist.
Let's talk about Varric's chest hair! *with 2 Aimo comics and so much more!*
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#701
Posté 13 août 2010 - 01:18
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Retour en haut
#702
Posté 13 août 2010 - 01:18
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Kordaris wrote...
That doesn't look like a dwarf, but a fat obese man who's into pimping. And he has this stupid sly look on his face, that you just want to smash with your fist.
As opposed to those pesky skinny obese men. Tsk. How dare they!
#703
Posté 13 août 2010 - 01:27
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yukidama wrote...
As opposed to those pesky skinny obese men. Tsk. How dare they!
I'M SO OBESE THAT I GET SKINNY AND OBESE AT THE SAME TIME.
#704
Posté 13 août 2010 - 01:32
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Varric vs Double Rainbow vs Old Spice Guy.
#705
Posté 13 août 2010 - 01:42
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Varric turns double rainbows into diamonds. Everybody wins.Dave of Canada wrote...
Varric vs Double Rainbow vs Old Spice Guy.
#706
Posté 13 août 2010 - 01:43
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Dear God. I can't stop laughing right now.armigal wrote...
We were somewhere around Kirkwall on the edge of the desert when lyrium began to take hold...
#707
Posté 13 août 2010 - 01:45
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Ah it's Kordaris. Just ignore him and he'll probably lose interest.
#708
Posté 13 août 2010 - 01:45
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I wish I wasn't stuck with Microsoft Paint, I have so many ideas. D:
#709
Posté 13 août 2010 - 01:50
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oh my... it just keeps getting better and better... I am now very excited for DA2 !
#710
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Posté 13 août 2010 - 01:59
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Next stop-elven females with fishnets.
#711
Posté 13 août 2010 - 02:02
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Haters gonna hate. Varric is too good for them.
#712
Posté 13 août 2010 - 02:04
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#713
Posté 13 août 2010 - 02:05
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armigal wrote...
We were somewhere around Kirkwall on the edge of the desert when lyrium began to take hold...
omg i think i just peed a little
#714
Posté 13 août 2010 - 02:06
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Varrics gonna... Varr... not very well thought out, this one.
#715
Posté 13 août 2010 - 02:06
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Collider wrote...
Haters gonna hate. Varric is too good for them.
There is no Varric hate, though. Haters are actually closet lovers.
#717
Posté 13 août 2010 - 02:30
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armigal wrote...
We were somewhere around Kirkwall on the edge of the desert when lyrium began to take hold...
We had two bags of elfroot, seventy-five deep mushrooms, five flasks of high-powered acid, a salt shaker half-full of lyrium dust, and a whole galaxy of multicolored frostrocks, fire crystals, lifestones , spirit shards...
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#718
Posté 13 août 2010 - 02:35
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Hey isn't that one of those guys at Kirlwall beach who hate everything?
Sometimes Thedas temporarily turns into a continent on Wayne's world it seems
Varric: 'Damnit Leliana - how often must I point at the 'No Stairways' sign!'
Sometimes Thedas temporarily turns into a continent on Wayne's world it seems
Varric: 'Damnit Leliana - how often must I point at the 'No Stairways' sign!'
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#719
Posté 13 août 2010 - 02:57
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Kordaris wrote...
Next stop-elven females with fishnets.
You say that like it's a bad thing!
#720
Posté 13 août 2010 - 03:09
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Varric's diamonds refract light into double rainbows. That's some real bling.
#721
Posté 13 août 2010 - 03:39
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pizoxuat wrote...
Varric's diamonds refract light into double rainbows. That's some real bling.
Those double rainbows then hit his chest hair and bounce into each other crossing the streams.
and this, children, is how unicorns are born.
#722
Posté 13 août 2010 - 03:41
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Jimmy Fury wrote...
pizoxuat wrote...
Varric's diamonds refract light into double rainbows. That's some real bling.
Those double rainbows then hit his chest hair and bounce into each other crossing the streams.
and this, children, is how unicorns are born.
Does Sten ride this unicorn to Par Vollen?
#723
Posté 13 août 2010 - 04:33
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Varric is the MAN you want to travel with you.Look at him hes probably had all of fereldon by now.
#724
Posté 13 août 2010 - 04:35
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annihilator27 wrote...
Varric is the MAN you want to travel with you.Look at him hes probably had all of fereldon by now.
He's had more play than Maric. I mean he has his Summon Wench talent, the wenches have to come from somewhere. Conservation of mass and all that.
#725
Posté 13 août 2010 - 04:38
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Anarya wrote...
He's had more play than Maric. I mean he has his Summon Wench talent, the wenches have to come from somewhere. Conservation of mass and all that.
By the year 2015, humanity suffered from overpopulation and died out within the blink of an eye. It wasn't due to war, plague or catastrophic nature disasters. They was just too many damned wenches.
